#incorrect 6 underground

[marchessa]

Can i copy your homework alignment chart: Ghost Squad

[xxphosphene]

Four (probably drunk): From now on we'll be using codenames. You can adress me as "Eagle 1".

Four: Six. Codename - "Been there, done that".

Four: Five is "Currently doing that".

Four: Two is "It happened once in a dream".

Four: Seven. Codename - "If I had to pick a dude".

Four: One is ... "Eagle Two".

One: Oh thank god.

Later

Four: (about Three) "I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought about it" is in position.

[soba-riri]

Mark me down as scared and horny.

— Three

[marchessa]

Headcanons regarding the Ghosts™

(Thank you anon for the idea. I hope you wanted something like this. I had so much fun writing this.)

One

Four wasn't lying when he told, that One loves his Beaver show. He watches it all the time. During eating, he sometimes almost chokes on the food from laughing so hard - this usually earns him a disapproving glare from Five, and raised eyebrows from the others.

One loves to pamper Wally, the dog. Once he gave the dog some bacon, and it caused for poor Wally an upset stomach. Ever since then, One always checks on the internet what kind of treats can he give to his pet.

Occasionally he has nightmares about the bombing in Turgistan, those days he quieter than usual.

One is not fond of the whole 'family' thing or being the Cleavers. Yet, when the others are having a meal together he usually eats with them, - of course sitting at the back, but it's enough for him to hear the chatter, he rarely takes part in the conversation.

Two

She is quiet most of the time but joins the banter with the others.

Two regularly tells of Three for being stupid (for example when he eats too many unhealthy foods).

She is not a big fan of PDA (public demonstration of affection). However, she sometimes holds hand with Three. (Or a gentle touch here and there, or silly whispered sweet nothings into each other ears).

 Most of the time Two and Five are the adult ones in everyday situations (#girlpower).

Three

Three loves to learn languages, so whenever it's his turn to do the grocery shopping, he stops to buy himself some language books.

He practices target shooting and has his own little secret shooting range, but unfortunately, he is not allowed to shoot without gun silencer.

He often practices hand-to-hand combat. When his sparring partner is Two, it usually becomes sexy time.

He always brings a large bouquet, when he visits his mother.

Four

Four is a restless, energetic person. Since there's nothing to do in an abandoned plane cemetery besides climbing the planes (been there done that), he got himself a skateboard. He spends a lot of his time learning new tricks. (don't tell a soul, but learning the Ollie, in the beginning, took embarrassingly long for him).

He says that wearing protective gear restricts his movement during skateboarding. When he leaves without his helmet and pads, One shouts after him, to wear them.

He loves to hang out with the others and frequently sits with One, while he watches his Beaver show. However, he usually fell asleep during the first five minutes (but hey, Four is someone who values his beauty sleep).

Being a thief is a lifestyle, and it is really hard to get away from bad habits. He sometimes pickpockets the people on the street. Whenever Seven is with him, the older man slaps him on the back of the head and sends him a disapproving glare, which leads to Four giving back the items. 'Sorry, sir. It seems you dropped your wallet *innocent smile*'.

Five

She is a doctor, which means she is a collected, tidy person. (She was called 'Clean freak' by Six several times). She usually cleans up after the others, but when she loses her temper, everyone should find shelter, because she tends to go atomic.

She washes the dishes after dining together because she can't stand the idea of rotten food. Also, Two sometimes helps her, and Five feels like Two is the only other sane person in the squad. Then the blond murders someone, or take out someone's eye with a knife, and Five feels like she is alone in the sanity team.

 As the (probably) only medically trained person on the team, she takes care of the medical issues. No matter how ridiculous it is. " Three, how did you dislocated your shoulder?" And her eyes widen when the reply comes "Two thrown me on the ground to hard."

She and Four hangs out often and they talk a lot about everything. When Six was alive, he would take part in the conversation too. Now she wants to strengthen her stamina so, she takes climbing lessons from Four.

Six

Six was a big coffee enthusiast. He always insisted to stop for a coffee. He especially loved Moccacino.

His favourite band was Spice Girls, and he knew every single lyric of their songs. It was long overdue for One to snap and throw out the radio from the car in Florence.

He loved expensive sports cars and ended up looking for the right one for a long time. (And then he ended up with a green one, 'cause why not?) Also, he tried to teach Four how to drive, but that was a lost cause.

He was childishly naive, and innocent sometimes, so he was the only person, in whose presence Two and Three could openly flirt without getting caught. And he needed to be explained at least twice to understand the dirty jokes.

Seven

Seven is getting used to the Squad. It's going alright. He kind of challenges One's leadership, and that pisses the millionaire off. Once Seven and One bet if the ex-military man can do a full baller roll with the jet. Conclusion, Three won't eat just before getting on a plane ever again.

He has an ongoing prank war with Four after he once woke up to Wally licking his mouth because Four put some peanut butter on his face. The younger boy doesn't know what's coming in his way - Seven bought some pink hair dye and poured it into Four's shampoo. Seven is not a man who is willing to show mercy.

He and Three have a target shooting competition. So far, Seven is winning. He also tries to teach Five how to hold a gun correctly and use it effectively, but the girl is not happy with the thought of hold a killing machine.

He had trouble with the main rule and used to visit his family and friends, watching them from a distance. He stopped this habit when Four once caught him, sneaking off. When he told the blond where he was going, the younger man was looking sad, and Seven immediately remembered, how Four told him, that only a few people attended his funeral. Out of compassion for the other boy, he stopped visiting his real family. Ever since then, he tries to spend time with his new family whenever he feels a longing for his old.

Bonus Wally the dog

Everyone loves Wally (because what monster doesn't love dogs).

Noone can resist to give him treats under the table during meals when Wally uses his puppy eyes on the unsuspecting Ghost

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[marchessa]

Four: I’ve changed all my passwords to ‘incorrect’.

Seven: why…?

Four: So if I forget it then my devices will remind me 'your password is incorrect.

Seven: That is the most genius piece of idiocy that I’ve ever heard.

[marchessa]

Four *wearing an apron with 'kiss the cook' written on it, and towel over his shoulder*: One!

Three, also wearing an apron: One you’re home!

One: What–

Three *wiping down the kitchen counter*: Honey, I cleaned the house for you!

Four *opening the oven*: I made dinner for you!

Three: We missed you!

Four: Welcome home!

Five and Seven *watching from afar, trying to hold back their laughter*:

One: Guys, please…

Two: Don't look at me, I tried to stop them.

One *hides his face in his hands in his hands*: This is Ikea. We’re going to get kicked out.

[marchessa]

Seven: Four, you have to apologize to One.

Four:

Four: Fine.

One:

Four: Unfuck you, I guess.

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[marchessa]

Four: Dear, Santa.

Four: I’m writing to let you know I’ve been naughty.

Four: And it was worth it, judgemental bastard.

[marchessa]

Four: *picks up phone* Ghost Squad, the cute one speaking.

[marchessa]

Three: I dare you to-

Seven: He isn’t allowed to accept dares.

Four: Apparently I have ”no regard for my personal safety”

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Four: My kink is when people actually care about my feelings and what I have to say.

Three: Too unrealistic. Settle for bondage like the rest of us.

[marchessa]

Two: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Five: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Four: Drunk.

Three: Wasted.

One: Dead.