#incorrect 6 underground

[crybabycunt]

(during a crazy high speed chase, helicopters overhead)

Yelena: You said I can do whatever I need to, right? So, I'm just going to do it.

(Yelena drives straight through the front doors of The Met)

Kate: We're definitely going to be on the news.

Yelena: No shit.

[practically-an-x-man]

*Quinn, Billy, and Javier sitting in a jail cell after being arrested* One, bailing them out: What the hell did you guys do this time?

Quinn: Punched a guy. Turned out to be a cop. Got arrested.

Billy: Punched the cop for ringin' her up as a man when he arrested her. Also got arrested.

Javier: Punched the cop too. It looked like fun.

[fearlessechoes]

Here’s something I’ve been translating on and off for the past week or so! I was looking at old German youth magazines in order to find interesting articles about classic rock bands (specifically Pink Floyd) and came across this in the 01/1978 issue of BRAVO magazine (One of the most famous teen/young adult magazines in Germany that’s been there since 1958 and is still going strong today!) A lot of youth magazines back in the day had articles and posters about rock bands because, well, that’s the people who were celebrities at that time! This page includes both short descriptions of the band members and a short history of the band up until that point when the issue came out! Enjoy ;)

Here’s the original picture

And here is the translation! (Italized text are context comments added by me to add to the understanding of this text!)

Warning: Some of the information here is obviously incorrect!

Pink Floyd: Their profiles

Nick Mason:

Born on the 27th of January 1945 in London, plays drums, has black hair, brown eyes, is 1,72 m tall (for non metric peeps it’s approximately 5 foot 8), is married to Lindy, has two daughters, owns a vineyard and collects old cars (old timers in German means old/vintage cars)

Rick Wright:

Born on the 28th of July 1945 in London, plays the organ/keyboard, piano, cello, and Moog-synthesizer; has blonde hair, blue eyes, is 1, 74 m tall (approximately 5 foot 9), is married to Juliette, has a son named Jamie, and a daughter named Gaia, loves football (or soccer for American peeps)

Roger Waters:

Born on the 6th of September 1944 in Great Bookham near Cambridge, plays bass, Moog-synthesizer, and sings as well; has blonde hair, grey eyes, is 1,83 m tall (approximately 6 feet), is married to Caroline, and has a 15 month old son named Harry.

David Gilmour:

Born on the 6th of March 1946 in Cambridge, plays lead guitar and sings; has brown hair, blue eyes, is 1,78 m tall (approximately 5 foot 10), is married to Ginger, and has a 2 year old daughter named Alice.

The diary/summary of their career; All their albums

1965

The three architecture students Roger Waters, Rick Wright, and Nick Mason meet and get to know each other, establishing the band Sigma 6.

1966

February: Sigma 6 gets their first fee for a performance in the London Marquee Club and mostly cover popular rock and blues songs. During this time they meet art student Syd Barrett. He writes songs and joins the band as a guitarist and singer. Under his influence Sigma 6 evolve into their own music style: The group does electronic experiments and uses spotlights, reversal film, and recorded footage as part of their stage shows. Thus psychedelic music is born. Syd Barrett is as well (psychedelic), who now comes up with new names for the band almost every month — they call themselves “T-Set,“ “Abdabs” — and in this group a girl sings as well from time to time: Juliette Gale. She later marries keyboardist Rick Wright.

June: The group could pay for a band bus for approximately 200 Mark (the German currency at the time of this article), but decide to separate for the time instead. No one is interested in performing, since the boys want to enjoy the semester holidays as well as after them improve and work harder on their studies; music is fun but a real job is more important. Syd Barrett then has a new idea for a band name: The Pink Floyd Sound. He comes up with his idea through combining the names of two American blues singers: Pink Anderson and Floyd Council. The owner of an artist agency, Peter Jenner, sees a performance from The Pink Floyd Sound in the Marquee, and then from there on decides to manage the band, not knowing the band wanted to break up.

July: Peter Jenner gets the band gigs, and thus Pink Floyd stays together.

October: Pink Floyd are now the stars of the London Underground. They perform in the Roundhouse to 2000 fans, with even Paul McCartney being there to see them.

December: On the 23rd of December the UFO club opens, with Pink Floyd performing there daily henceforth.

1967

January: The English music magazine “Melody Maker” write an article about Pink Floyd, which makes record companies curious about the band. The band accepts the best offer, and as they sign the record label contract, they cash in an advance payment of 40 000 Mark.

February: The first single “Arnold Layne” gets recorded.

March: Arnold Layne goes to the English hit charts.

April: The single is on number 20 in the charts and then falls off. But this beginning success gives them the push they needed to record their first album “The Pipers at the Gates of Dawn.“ Norman “Hurricane” Smith serves as producer for this album, and began his career as a recording engineer for the Beatles. While Pink Floyd work on their album in studio 3 of Abbey Road studios, the Beatles work on their album “Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band” at the same time in studio 2; two decade defining groups working next door.

June: Pink Floyd join as a supporting act along with Jimi Hendrix and the Move (runner up band to Electric Light Orchestra) for an England tour, but only get to play 17 minutes.

July: The second single “See Emily Play,“ becomes part of the English hit charts, coming in at number 6, and the first album “The Pipers at the Gates of Dawn” releases.

September: See Emily Play also goes into the German hit charts and reaches number 28. Syd Barrett at this time also creates a speaker system which is still useful today, where the speaker boxes are placed all around the room.

1968

At this time, it is practically impossible for Pink Floyd to continue performing with Syd Barrett. He is more and more off in his own world and mind, often not knowing where he is. Out of necessity, the band thus searches for a second guitarist who could join the band.

February: David Gilmour joins Pink Floyd. Syd is still part of the band, but during concerts his amps are often not even turned on, so that the audience doesn’t know any better about his mistakes.

April: On the 6th of April Syd definitively leaves the band, with manager Peter Jenner going with him. Pink Floyd begin working on their second album “A Saucerful of Secrets.“

June: At a free open air concert on the 29th in the London Hyde Park the band officially announces and debuts David Gilmour as their new lead (and only) guitarist. On the same day the new album releases as well.

1969

July: The soundtrack album Pink Floyd worked on for the film “More,” releases.

October: Pink Floyd have their first concert in Germany on the 11th of October at the Pop and Blues Festival in the Essen Grugahalle venue. On this day, Deep Purple celebrate their first concert in Germany as well.

November: The double album “Ummagumma” releases and makes the group successful worldwide for the first time.

1970

March: The soundtrack album Pink Floyd worked on for the film “Zabriskie Point” releases.

June: Pink Floyd perform the title track of their upcoming new album “Atom Heart Mother” worldwide at open air festivals with recorded footage, dry ice fog, and light bombs as part of their special effects on stage.

October: The album “Atom Heart Mother” releases and leads the album charts in England and America.

1971

The album “Meddle” comes out. This year Pink Floyd is particularly busy; they go from one concert to the next and have multiple tours worldwide.

1972

The soundtrack album Pink Floyd worked on for the film “La Vallée” releases under the title “Obscured by Clouds” as their new album. The rest of the year the band spends inside the studio.

1973

March: The album “Dark Side of the Moon” releases and is on the English and American album charts for over two years, and also goes gold in Germany. It is to this day the band’s most sold album.

October: Pink Floyd perform their last German concert for a long time on the 12th of October at the Olympiahalle in Munich, and it becomes the sensation of the year. Pink Floyd also make their way into the English and German single charts again with the single “Money.”

1974

Pink Floyd are tired of success and go back to their private family lives, with rumors appearing that the group will break up. In autumn, the double album “A nice pair” comes out, which is a rerelease of their first two albums.

1975

September: The album “Wish You Were Here” releases.

1976

This year, Pink Floyd doesn’t appear publicly that much as well, except for some performances at festivals.

1977

January: In Dortmund Pink Floyd start their first German tour since 3 years ago on the 23rd. They have 2 concerts each for Dortmund, Frankfurt, and Berlin, with Munich having 3. All concerts were sold out 2 months before the tour started. Simultaneously the 11th album of the band, “Animals” releases. Even before the album released, “Animals” goes gold, with 250 000 records being preordered. This German tour is also the starting point of a months long worldwide tour — the most comprehensive one that Pink Floyd have undertaken yet.

Written originally by: K. E. Siegfried

Translated from German to English by: me! (Vik)

(Btw my source to where I found this is the Internet archive, love that place!)

also here are some pictures that were included in the magazine of the band!

[leoneedincorrectquotes]

Current state of the @4areincorrectincorrect arg

A post dedicated to the current findings in this, I have been trying to help on my smaller personal account (That I haven't shared) But thanks to @socks-wizard-money-gang and @ur-local-moon-goddesss (If you want me to remove the @ then do tell me

SO, background, this was originally a wxs incorrect quotes blog, around before even this account. However yesterday, they started posting encoded messages which led us to this arg. Currently, we know a few things to be true:

The character behind the account is called Lola, and seems to have been in a group with 4 other people. Lola, maybe importantly, was the name in the original version of Copa Cabana (A key thread). Lola speaks through binary code and messages encoded via caeser cipher, specifically a shift of 4.

One of these people was Rayla Brown, who is seemingly dead. The account posted edited lyrics to the song Copa Cabana, saying that Rayla was now 6 feet underground (dead).

We then were linked to a clarinet solo. There featured a comment under it, from a JayLamb. Going onto his channel is how we found Rayla's last name (the piece of info we were first tasked with finding). He was seemingly romantically involved with this Rayla.

We currently have solved all that we need to, but there are still some threads unsolved. we do not know what happened to Rayla, 3 of the members in this group (Perhaps one was Jay?), why lola is doing this, why is it in code story wise, and there was a picture of the letters j.aiw on the ground, with the w faded, that hasn't come up yet. so far, the most common theme is the number 4, which has came up several times so far.

I'll update this semi regularly, and will continue to try and find stuff out, I have a feeling we are going to start getting more complicated. Good luck solving all.

[futurebird]

The Worst Ant Video on the Internet

I did it. I found the worst ant video on youTube. I'm not going to link to it because it's *so* bad that I can't rule out the very real possibility that someone made it this bad just to bait people into watching it. But, let me give you a little taste of the horror.  The calamity starts with the title:

"Most Dangerous Ant Spices"

Yes. "Spices."

Dangerous ant spices? Are we talking tarragon and cumin? Are these spices dangerous to ants? Or is this a warning about the dangers of ant cooking?

The spelling error is bad enough, but also the whole concept of such a list is a little... gauche? Why is there this idea that the only thing that makes insects interesting is thinking about how much they could kill you?

But-- even this I could excuse. After all there are a few ants with dangerous stings. But, what do you think is on the list? Do you want to know? Too bad I'm telling you anyways:  

10. Harvester ant (This ant has a sting as bad as a bee. So, not a terrible entry for the bottom of this list...But the photo they used)

That is NOT a harvester ant. That is a weaver ant, genus Oecophylla. Weaver ants are tropical and use silk to make their nests in trees. Harvester ants are from the families Pogonomyrmecini and Stenammini, these are desert-dwelling ants who collect seeds and live underground. They don't even look alike at all. They do both have a sting, that's about as bad as a bee sting.

Maybe the next ant on the list will be better...? (of course not)

9. Redwood ant (What did wood ants do to deserve this??)

I don't even know what ant they meant by this. They showed an image of Formica rufa, the wood ant, and rufa do have a reddish color ... so maybe they are also called "redwood ants" But, why are these ants on a list of "Dangerous Ants" ?? They are a protected species that lives in the pine forests of Europe! They don't sting and can't even effectively bite a person. Their colonies are huge. They build mound nests of pine needles a meter in height and live in groups of 100s of thousands. They are gentle custodians of the forest enriching the soil and keeping the arthropod populations under-control. Beneficial ants that are so well loved they are protected from poaching since without them the forests would not thrive as well.

8. Odorous house ant (lol what?)

A few years back there was a recurring argument online about if ants have a smell. People who grew up in areas with the odorous house ant know that some ants, when crushed smell like coconut... or rotten face cream. The smell isn't exactly overwhelming and it's only around when the ants are crushed or injured. But it's very distinctive nothing is exactly like it. Most ants have no real smell. So people argued about this online.

But other than the smell there isn't much to say about these little ants. They are tiny, can't sting, can't bite. They can be house pests. So they are dangerous to your poptarts. Might smell a little odd for a few moments if you step on one. If this is "Dangerous" I don't even know.

7. Leafcutter ant

These ants are remarkable but they can't sting, they do have a powerful bite so I guess that's a little "dangerous" ... the majors could draw blood biting you. And they can defoliate a tree overnight ... so that's kinda ... "dangerous" ... at least they used the correct image.

6. Argentine ant

(is this a list of ants... most dangerous to other ants?)

Another ant that can't sting or bite. Linepithema humile is an invasive species and a huge threat to ant diversity in some parts of the world. This makes it even more unfortunate that the video, like many "resources" online used the incorrect photo for this ant. If you search for this ant with the common name "Argentine Ant" you will probably find a photo of another species incorrectly identified as an Argentine ant-- and, since it's invasive, incorrectly identifying one of your local beneficial species of ant as Argentine could lead to killing off the wrong ants. So. I edited this photo as it's not just misinformation... it is destructive misinformation.

Neither the ant in the photo, nor Linepithema humile are in any way "dangerous" except for the danger posed to native ants.

5. Carpenter ant (YES every single one!)

They did at least use a photo of one of the thousands of carpenter ants (Genus Camponotus) for this one. But that doesn't make up for labeling a harmless Campontus as an invasive in the last list item.

None of the Carpenter ants can sting or be dangerous. Some have a significant bite, but not as bad as the leafcutter ants lower on this list.

4. African ant (You aren't even trying anymore.)

I've decided making up something called an "African ant" putting it on a list of "dangerous ants" then using a photo of a trapjaw ant (Odontomachus speceis) that isn't even from Africa is probably racist ... somehow.

I think they meant to show the most famous ants from Africa, the driver ants. (Genus Dorylus) This is a genus of army ant that roves through the forests in columns of thousands. Their majors look vaguely like trap jaw ants. And they are a little "dangerous" ... though they are also well-loved since they will clean your home and land of pests.

3. Red fire ant (Guess what the photo showed. GUESS.)

Oh. NOW they show a harvester ant. I think that people don't think that real fire ants look as formidable as their reputation. So they use photos of the larger more beefy looking harvester ant instead. The common name "fire ant" refers to Solenopsis invicta, and invasive species with the ability to sting.

The sting of one fire ant isn't much... but they sting in great numbers and can be a problem. But this photo is a harvester ant, which is a much larger ant and beneficial. Harvester ants also sting. This may be why these ants are so often confused.

They had correct images for the last two items in their list. And both of these ants have significant stings and bites. That said neither is hunting humans for food or planning to take over your school board and ban books or anything.

2. Bulldog ant 1. Bullet ant

List is hot mess.

[all54321]

Secret Life Session 8 Task List

<Previous Session] [Master List] [Next Session>

Each task is directly quoted from the book.

With most of the server red and that number increasing, this will take longer to update, since I’ll have to watch a lot of videos to get all the tasks. If I miss a red task please tell me.

I am now separating each person with tildes because with reds getting multiple tasks it’ll be easier to see what tasks someone has.

~

Bdubs Red Task 1: Kill a green name with a trap of any kind.

~

Etho: You are the silent server hero. You must protect other yellow players from traps and damage. - You succeed if you are able to save a player from significant damage (more than 2 hearts) at least 3 times.

Etho Red Task 1: Get another player to look at an enderman.

Etho Red Task 2: Create a damaging trap in someone’s base. You succeed when it’s unintentionally triggered. If it’s discovered, you must make a new one. You can make multiple until one is triggered successfully.

Etho Red Task 3: Do any amount of damage with a dripstone (Must be placed)

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Gem Red Task 1: Eliminate at least 3 non-red horses or all of a player’s wolves.

Gem Red Task 2: Mine a big hole underground then spleef a player into taking damage into it.

Gem Red Task 3: Add berry bushes anywhere and everywhere. Cause someone to get pricked by one. You can punch people into the bushes if you need to.

Gem Red Task 4: Cause a Player to take fall damage of over 1 heart.

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Scar: You must sabotage at least 3 red player’s bases without being seen. You can hide their stuff, destroy farms or burn things. If you are caught, you fail.

Scar Red Task 1: Dig mant 1x1 holes at least 15 blocks deep in high traffic areas until someone falls in one. Hide them with tall grass.

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Grian: A fallen player is your ghostly angel, they will secretly guide you through this episode, you must do what they say. You fail if anyone asks if you are talking to someone else. They will contact you using ethereal means to set up a means of conversation.

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Martyn Red Task 1: Find a red name with at least 20 hearts. Take approximately 10 of them in any way you see fit. If there are none, damage any player for at least 5 hearts.

Martyn Red Task 2: Go invisible and punch a green life off a cliff. They must take at least 3 hearts of damage.

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Pearl: During this session, you must leave conversations in a creative way. You pass when you have successfully left 8 conversations or encounters in a different manner. You can leave conversations as normal, but it will not count towards your al goal.

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Skizz Red Task 1: Kill a green name by any means. They can fight back once you have initiated combat.

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Scott: You are a bad spy. You must listen in on red players’ plans, but convey bad intel to your fellow yellow players. You must give at least 3 significant false intel such as incorrect targets or intentions. At least one of the bad intel must be acted upon by another player.

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Joel Red Task 1: Fire arrows from an unenchanted bow continuously at GoodTimeWithScar until they deflect with a shield. If they die you also succeed.

Joel Red Task 2: Build an explosive under a high traffic area. Detonate it from afar when a conversation is happening. If you deal any damage, you succeed.

Joel Red Task 3: Build a TNT cannon and successfully hit a base from at least 50 blocks.

Joel Red Task 4: You must damage a yellow or green player by firing a bow straight up into the air. The angle can not be below roughly 70 degrees.

Joel Red Task 5: Tame at least 5 wolves and use them to deal damage to a non red.

Joel Red Task 6: Use redstone to damage a non-red player. You can not hit the, with the item, it must be a machine or trap of some kind.

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Tango Red Task 1: Enderpearl into a conversation, deal as much as you can to as many players, if you are hit or they all run away, enderpearl away.

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Cleo: From supergratmonkey: You are a secret Santa. You have to randomize who is naughty and nice on the server. You must give a gift to all nice players and pull a trick, damage or steal from naughty players. You can not do the same gift/trick twice in the session.

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BigB Red Task 1: Summon a mob using an egg to deal any damage to any green

BigB Red Task 2: Strike a deal with a non-red to cause at least 3 hearts of damage to another non-red. You succeed when they have dealt the damage.

BigB Red Task 3: Go invisible and hit at least 5 different people with a sword within 1 minute without being hit back.

BigB Red Task 4: Cause a player to take suffocation damage of any kind.

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Impulse: During this session, you must enter conversations in a creative way. You pass when you have successfully entered 8 different conversations or encounters in a different manner. You can enter conversations as normal, but it will not count towards your final goal.

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Note: In tasks specifying a green life, it now applies to a yellow life.

[xreaderdumpster]

Hi! Could I request some platonic Gambit with a adopted son? Maybe a scenario of the adopted child calling him dad for the first time? Sorry- I'm a huge dadbit lover (biggest comfort character lol)

-🦝

As this is a character x reader blog this will be light Gambit x Reader where he adopts a son with the reader! Nothing romantic really beyond lil forehead kisses. Kind of came to me in a dream last night lol. Ma Mie (according to a website) is an endearment that means the soft part of bread, apologies for poor French or if this is incorrect! Just thought it was cute.

Content warming: mentions of attempting to have a child, bed wetting, potentially incorrect French, no use of Y/N, fluff!!

Word count: 1,079

Accidents happen

Five years of marriage and you had tried time and time again for children. But for whatever reason, it just wasn’t happening. Many sleepless nights and tears over negative pregnancy tests. Until you and Remy settled on adoption. Well, less settled and more ended up adopting a child.

He’d come to Xavier’s School at the age of 6. A small, frail thing saved from the wreckage of an FOH attack on the Morlock’s train station hideout underground. His parents had perished in the attack and, despite Scott and Jean’s best efforts, they couldn’t find living relatives of the orphaned lad. So Xavier allowed him to stay at the school. Luckily, they knew he was a mutant and would fit right in due to his unnatural orange eye colour and the third eye hidden under his dark hair. However, since the accident, he never spoke. No please or thank yous, no explanations as to his name or anything. No one even knew if he spoke English.

You had taken pity on the poor lad, as did most of the other X-men and students alike. The younger students played with him while the older ones would carry him on their shoulders. But somehow, he was always drawn to you. He would show you his drawings first, he would small and wave at every opportunity and follow you like a shadow when he could. Practically attached at the hip! Gambit was thrilled as were you. So you came up with the name Hugo LeBeau together. Soon enough you three settled into a family routine. But there was a catch. Hugo didn’t interact with Gambit. When Gambit would try to hug Hugo, the little guy would run off or hide behind you. When he tried to ask Hugo a question, Gambit wouldn’t get more than a blank stare or being outright ignored. You could tell it was getting to him. And it all came to a head one night.

You were curled up in bed, enjoying your book. Your ears perked at the pattering of shower water coming to a stop and shuffling in the bathroom. Remy soon stepped out with a heavy sigh. Light steam rolled out of the en-suite with him. He only wore pyjama bottoms to bed now he and you had Hugo to look out for but he still didn’t wear a shirt to bed. His usually bright ruby eyes now seemed dulled and framed by dark circles. He climbed under the covers, taking refuge with his arms around your waist and his head on your chest.

“Chere, do ya think Gambit did some’in’ wrong?” Remy asked in an unusually solemn tone. You dogeared the page and set it aside before wrapping his arms around him.

“What do you mean, love?” You replied.

“Gambit worries he done some’in’ to upset Ma mie. Gambit always gives him the best food n try to support ‘im but he don’ seem to even see me sometimes.”

You pressed a kiss to his forehead.

“It’ll take him some time, love. We have no idea what he’s gone through, you know? He does the same to Logan and Scott and they’re not his adopted father like you are.”

Remy glanced up at you, almost slight puppy eyes in his expression.

“You right, chere. Gambit’ll give ‘im as much time as he needs. When he ready, Gambit gonna be the best damn papa there is.”

A giggle escaped your lips.

“I know you will, Remy. Now let’s get some sleep, yeah?”

It was hours after he’d fallen asleep that Remy heard quiet sniffling. A groan escaped him as he glanced at the alarm clock. 3:19 am the clock read. He looked around, rubbing his eyes from sleep as he found out where the sniffling had come from. Hugo stood in the doorway of their bedroom, the hall light illuminating him slightly. Tears fell from his three eyes as he sniffled more.

“Ma mie? What’chu doin’ up?” Remy grumbled sleepily as he sat up. His vision cleared, seeing Hugo sniffling and fidgeting with his pyjama top. Even as he tried to hide it, Remy could see the liquid that seeped through his pyjama trousers. Gambit frowned gently.

“Avez-vous eu un accident?” He asked softly. As Remy got up, he knelt down to Hugo’s level. Hugo flinched as Remy went to pat his head, causing the Cajun to pull away.

“Don’t worry, petite. Papa and you will deal wit’ it together and get’cha clean up ok?”

Hugo sniffled before nodding.

30 minutes later, Gambit had stripped the soiled bed sheets and mattress protector (thank goodness the Professor always insisted each bed had these) and chucked them into the laundry. He gave Hugo a pair of fresh pyjamas and underwear to wear.

“You wanna sleep in our bed tonight, petite?” Gambit asked. Hugo looked contemplative for a moment before slowly nodding. Gambit walked a step or two in front of Hugo, glancing back every so often before stopping outside his door.

“We gotta be quiet though, ok ma mie? We don’t wanna wake maman up. And don’ worry, we can explain it to her in da mornin’” Gambit placed a finger to his own lips in a hushed motion. Hugo followed his example which caused Remy to smile.

Slowly, he pushed the door open. You laid there, still snoring softly and curled up in the duvet. One hand was outstretched to the empty right side of the bed. Remy smiled fondly at the sight, knowing you’d missed him while he was briefly gone. The two boys crawled into the bed slowly, quietly, to ensure you didn’t wake up. But of course, you did.

“Mmmmm… Gambit? What’s going on?” You mumbled sleepily. Remy pressed his lips to your forehead.

“Don’cha worry, chere. Ma mie just wanted to sleep here tonight.” He whispered. Hugo squirmed in between the two of you. You wrapped your arms around Hugo, holding him close before Remy wrapped his arms around the two of you.

“Night you two… Love you.” You mumbled, settling in and feeling sleep take over again until a small noise made your eyes snap open.

“Thank you, papa.” Came a small, timid voice from Hugo.

You looked up to Remy with wide eyes and a hung open mouth. Remy mimicked your expression before he felt himself blinking back tears. You smiled, feeling your own tears pricking your eyes. Tears of happiness. A small hope for your newly found family unit.

[whyshedisappeared]

you know what, fuck this shit. im going to be as politically incorrect as possible so all of you antisemitic assholes that still follow me will finally block me. if you really do care about supporting the people suffering you are more than welcomed to dm me or send me an ask and i would love to have a conversation with you, if you're just looking for someone to hate- well, here's your way to find that someone.

i dont give a fuck about the palestinian people. that is where the terrorists that murdered my friend came from. that is where the terrorists that murdered my dad's uncle and cousin came from, a father and son that we lost. that is where the people that made it so i have to pay more tax money so they will have gas, water and electricity come from. they are not part of my country, why do i have to take care of them?

they are the reason my brother is laying on the ground, covering his head with his hands, and hoping nothing happens when a missile is shot down. because he is protecting our country- our children, our parents, our elderly.

they are the reason i had to run a 4year old and a toddler to a bomb shelter, crying and screaming for their parents who are at work, while trying to make sure their parents know their babies are safe.

they are the reason i live in a country riddled in trauma, death and destruction. a country that is forever at war. a country where a 23 year old isn't about to finish his degree, but buried 2meters underground while his family cries for their loss. a country where you need to have a day of mourning every year for CHILDREN we lost at war, and terror attacks and to hate.

a mother does not have to worry about her 18 year old baby coming home alive, she should be worried if her baby's doing okay at uni and if they had enough food to eat today.

instead i live in a country where children, instead of having fire drills and tornado drills and tsunami drills, have missile drills. where a 3 year old knows what the sound of a missile alarm sounds like and that after you hear the big, window shaking boom, you need to wait for 10 minutes in the missile shelter that you had to get to within 6 seconds of the alarm starting. or if you're outside- lay on the ground, cover your head, hope for the best.

i live in a country where i watched a mother explain to her 4 year old what terrorists are why we can't leave the house right now but in a way that doesn't make him want to run to the missile shelter and stay there forever.

i live in a country where on Saturday, Oct. 7th, at 6:30 am, we woke up to a missile alarm, like we sometimes do because it's israel and missiles being shot at us happens even during a cease fire, and ended the day with terrorists infiltrating villages, murdering 1,200+ people, kidnapping over 150 people. in one single day. this is the largest number of jews that were murdered in a single day since the holocaust. entire families, no- entire communities were massacred. from day old babies to elderly. no one was spared. and it's getting worse.

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Movies I watched this Week #129 (Year 3/Week 25):

A few months ago I discovered the early films of Alice Guy-Blaché, the first ever female filmmaker, and history's first director of narrative cinema. An enormously important figure, who was erased and forgotten until her recent resurgence.

The documentary Be Natural: The Untold Story of Alice Guy-Blaché shows how central she was to the development of all of cinema. A most fascinating and moving detective story laying open the amazing life of this pioneering heroine, who helped define its crafts and systems.

Narrated by (another prodigy) Jodie Foster. Like 'The Méliès Mystery' biography, these two are a must-see for any film lover.

Best film of the week! 10/10.

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The short film essay Celebration Sequences gives some excellent examples of “Storytelling's Most Useful Type of Scene”: Weddings, funerals, birthdays, parties, balls (and orgies). Celebrations give a story the chance to gather every important character and let them interact for a while under the auspice of important themes such as love and death.

Because of it, I watched Kurosawa's Hamlet-inspired The bad sleep well. Coppola listed The bad sleep well as one of his favorite films, citing the wedding ceremony of the first thirty minutes "as perfect as any film I've ever seen". He then used it as inspiration for the wedding sequence in The Godfather.

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The devil and Miss Jones [Not to be confused with the 1973 'The Devil IN Miss Jones...] was an unusual 1941 Capra'esque comedy, with a pro-labor bent. It dealt with some real labor, wealth inequality and capitalism issues. And, it did not paint them outright as 'communist' agenda!

The 'richest man in the world' goes underground in order to root out 'agitators' and union leaders, who cause trouble at one of his department stores. However, after working as a regular shoe salesman down in the weeds, he learns to sympathize with the cause of his new working class comrades (after falling in love with one of them, of course).

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3 by French director Nicolas Bedos:

🍿 Masquerade is a sleek caper, like Jim Thompson's 'The Grifters' but on the glitzy part of the French riviera. A young gigolo specializing in seducing rich, older woman falls for a beautiful young con-artist and together they devise a long-con to bilk high-maintenance diva Isabelle Adjani and wealthy real estate broker François Cluzet. Lots of erotic twists and thrilling turns. 6/10.

🍿 In his previous, genial comedy La Belle Époque, Daniel Auteuil is allowed to participate in an immersive reenactment of any historical period of his choice. After being kicked out by his wife, he decides to re-live a week in 1974 when he met her, the love of his life, at the La Belle Époque café in Lyon. A mix of Fincher's "The Game', with 'The Truman show' but with an imaginative heart. Better than Charlie Kaufman. 9/10.

🍿 OSS 117 was a French series about a fictional secret agent, a-la-James Bond, featured in 11 films and parodies. OSS 117: From Africa with Love is a stupid spoof of the EuroSpy genre of the 60's and 70's. and the third starring comedian Jean Dujardin (from ”The artist”). He plays a self-important idiot, politically-incorrect who can't get it up, more Peter Sellers than Sean Connery. Tintin was much deeper. 2/10.

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Because I don’t usually watch such low-brow low-budget trashy sub-genres, I enjoyed the crowd-funded Swiss exploitation Mad Heidi much more that I would under normal circumstances. The absurd story deals with a fascist cheese-based dictator, and a zaftig mountain girl who must escape Stalag-type prison in order to save the motherland and prevent a tainted cheese apocalypse.

As Joe Bob Briggs used to write in his early reviews "Cheese Nazis, cheese zombies, edelweiss throwing stars, and goat cheese hustlers. Mustard covered sausages inserted up the ass. About 10 exploding heads and torsos. Every Swiss cliché in the book, from 'Sounds of Music' and Toblerone to Alp horns, cuckoo clocks, cheese fondue, watches, and pocket knives - dialed up to 11. Women's prison-fu. Gladiator-Fu. Lesbo Fu. One Black Goat Peter. Drive-In Academy Award nominations for Casper Van Dien as the megalomaniacal president of Switzerland. Check it out.” 4/10.

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Pierrot le Fou, my 8th New Wave stream of consciousness improvised exploration by JL Godard. Without a screenplay, and Everything Goes attitude, it's one long Pop Art of random allusions, aphorism, literary riddles and intellectual bon mots. Actually, apart from his brilliant debut 'À bout de souffle' (Breathless), I was bored by most of his films.

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The Novice, another remarkable first feature by a young female director (Lauren Hadaway, who doesn't even have a Wikipedia page yet). An obsessive freshman joins her university's rowing team and is so driven to compete that she destroys everything in her path, especially herself.

Hadaway's frantic use of film language is thrilling. Also her blending of music by Brenda Lee and Patsy Klein.

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As a teenager I admired Knut Hamsun, read and collected all his books. My pride and joy, and the oldest book I owned was the rare Hebrew translation of 'Hunger', published in Poland in 1889. So I stopped everything to watch Jan Troell's lionizing drama Hamsun about his final and dying years.

Hamsun was a towering Norwegian hero who later turned Nazi-sympathizer traitor and supported Hitler & Germany even as it occupied Norway. Max von Sydow plays him as a venerable 'Great Man', complex, selfish, stubborn and conflicted, and Danish diva Ghita Nørby plays his wife, who was even more pro-German than him. 3/10

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Another re-watch, Edgar Wright final installment of his Cornetto trilogy, The World’s End. Immature alcoholic Simon Pegg brings his 4 childhood friends back together to recreate the greatest achievement of their youth, a legendary 12-station pub crawl. Massive drinking & mayhem mixed with an alien invasion by blue-blooded androids.

Like the new 'Demon 79' it culminates with an unexpected apocalyptic Götterdämmerung. Yeah, 'The world's end' is not only the name of the last drinking hole. Plus points for the beautiful Rosamund Pike.

With every re-watch of any Edgar Wright movie, I go back to 'Every frame a picture' showing his visual comedy style, or other essays explaining his unique editing techniques.

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Instead of watching Jason Reitman's 'Up in the air' for the 5th time, I picked up his Front Runner. A bland 2018 Political drama about the fall from grace of Senator Gary Hart, caught with his fly open aboard a yacht called 'Monkey Business' while running for president.

I saw Gary Hart at a political rah-rah at UCLA the first week I came to the US in 1984. But the film itself added no new wrinkle to the usual cliches of election campaigns, newspaper editorial rooms, media ethics or the hypocrisies of public figures. 3/10.

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(My complete movie list is here).

[crybabycunt]

(during turbulent flight on a mission)

Kate: I usually look at the flight attendant to see if I should be scared, but there isn't one.

Yelena: You can look at me.

Kate: Yelena, you could be on fire, and you would have the same creepy expression on your face. No offense.

Yelena: None taken. In fact, thank you.

[practically-an-x-man]

Kidnappers: we have your girlfriend

Billy: I don't have a girlfriend

Kidnappers: Then who's this loudmouth with the pink hair and the- shit, where did she go?

Billy: oh my God they thought they had Quinn

[officialarnold-devt]

Top Benefits of Professional Engineering Surveys in Construction

In the dynamic landscape of the Australian construction industry, precision and planning are paramount. One of the most critical components in ensuring a successful project from inception to completion is the use of Engineering Surveys. These specialized surveys form the backbone of civil and structural projects, enabling developers, architects, and engineers to make informed decisions based on accurate data.

This article explores the top benefits of professional Engineering Surveys in construction, particularly within the Australian context, and why they are indispensable for achieving optimal results.

What Are Engineering Surveys?

Engineering Surveys refer to the collection, analysis, and presentation of spatial and structural data used throughout the planning, design, and construction stages of a project. These surveys are tailored to provide detailed information on land features, infrastructure alignment, and construction progress.

They include various techniques such as topographic surveys, construction set-outs, deformation monitoring, and as-built surveys. Conducted by licensed and experienced surveyors, these surveys adhere to strict standards that ensure accuracy, safety, and compliance with local regulations.

1. Enhanced Accuracy and Precision

Professional Engineering Surveys provide a high level of accuracy, which is crucial for the successful execution of construction projects. The data obtained helps to precisely mark boundaries, elevation levels, and positioning for infrastructure development. This level of precision reduces the risk of costly errors, rework, and legal disputes arising from incorrect measurements or property encroachments.

2. Regulatory Compliance

In Australia, construction projects are governed by strict building codes and land-use regulations. Accurate Engineering Surveys ensure that developments comply with national and local government requirements, including zoning laws, boundary limitations, and environmental considerations. Failure to meet these legal standards can lead to significant delays, fines, or the need for redesigns.

3. Improved Project Planning

The data from Engineering Surveys is invaluable during the early stages of construction. It allows planners and engineers to assess land suitability, identify potential hazards, and evaluate how best to use available space. This information is critical for making informed decisions about the layout, materials, and logistics of the project, ultimately leading to efficient and streamlined operations.

4. Risk Mitigation

Professional Engineering Surveys play a crucial role in identifying and mitigating potential risks. For example, surveys can detect subsurface inconsistencies, underground utilities, or unstable ground conditions. By addressing these issues early, construction teams can avoid unexpected delays and dangerous situations, ensuring the safety of both workers and the public.

5. Cost Efficiency

Investing in high-quality Engineering Surveys can significantly reduce project costs in the long term. Accurate data minimizes material waste, avoids design errors, and reduces the likelihood of rework. Moreover, timely identification of site constraints allows for proactive problem-solving, helping keep the project within budget and on schedule.

6. Seamless Integration with Modern Technology

With the integration of cutting-edge technologies such as drones, 3D laser scanning, and Geographic Information Systems (GIS), Engineering Surveys offer unparalleled insight and efficiency. These advanced tools enable surveyors to gather and process data faster while maintaining precision, thereby accelerating project timelines without compromising quality.

7. Support for Sustainable Development

Sustainability is a growing priority in Australia’s construction sector. Engineering Surveys contribute to environmentally responsible building practices by identifying sensitive areas, managing erosion risks, and ensuring minimal disruption to existing ecosystems. They help developers make choices that align with environmental conservation goals and green certification requirements.

8. Crucial Role in Infrastructure Development

For large-scale infrastructure projects such as highways, railways, bridges, and utilities, Engineering Surveys are indispensable. They provide critical information for route selection, structural design, and long-term maintenance planning. Their role in these projects ensures durability, safety, and serviceability across the infrastructure’s lifecycle.

9. Ongoing Quality Control and Monitoring

Throughout the construction process, Engineering Surveys are used to monitor the alignment and position of structures to ensure they are being built according to design specifications. This ongoing quality control prevents deviations and structural integrity issues, thereby improving the overall quality of the final product.

10. Facilitates Legal and Property Documentation

Professional Engineering Surveys also serve as reliable documentation for legal and financial purposes. They are used in land titles, property subdivisions, and dispute resolution. Accurate survey data is essential when dealing with contracts, land acquisitions, and asset management.

Conclusion

In the fast-paced and high-stakes world of construction, the value of professional Engineering Surveys cannot be overstated. From ensuring regulatory compliance to enhancing safety and sustainability, these surveys underpin every phase of development. For projects in Australia, where regulatory standards and environmental factors are particularly stringent, the role of Engineering Surveys is even more pronounced.

By prioritising high-quality surveying services, construction professionals can set a solid foundation for success, delivering projects that are precise, efficient, and built to last.

[udayaasposts]

The Lifecycle Cost of Underground Drainage: Why Quality Matters

The Lifecycle Cost of Underground Drainage: Why Quality Matters

From an infrastructural standpoint, the most vital, yet less recognized infrastructure is underground drainage. Most think of front-end installation costs, but experience builders and contractors know that drainage’s real cost is its life cycle cost: the sum cost of ownership during the life span of the pipe system. With Leenus India, where we distribute good quality materials like Supreme pipes, we always inform our customers that investing in good quality in the first place results in long term savings

Let’s explore how quality directly impacts the lifecycle cost of underground drainage systems, and why making the right choices today can save lakhs in future repairs, replacements, and disruptions.

1. What Is Lifecycle Cost in Drainage Infrastructure?

Lifecycle cost includes:

Initial procurement and installation

Operation and maintenance

Repairs, replacements, and failures

Downtime and indirect costs (like road closures or flooding)

While cheaper materials might reduce initial costs, they often result in frequent repairs, shorter service lives, and higher risk of environmental damage, driving up the total expenditure over time.

2. Material Quality: The First Line of Defense

Your pipe ground drainage is as strong as the pipe material you install. Cheaper plastic or corroding metal pipes are inexpensive to put in but crack, root out, and chemically corrode.

This is why Supreme pipes, distributed by Leenus India, are increasingly preferred. Here’s why:

Corrosion-resistant: Ideal for wastewater and harsh soil conditions.

Flexible: Can withstand ground shifts or minor seismic activity.

Leak-proof: Seamless joints reduce water loss and soil contamination.

Durable: Lifespan of 50–100 years in ideal conditions.

This durability dramatically lowers the lifecycle cost by minimizing repair cycles and extending replacement intervals.

3. Installation Precision and Design Efficiency

Even with high-quality pipes, poor installation or flawed design can sabotage the system. Common mistakes like incorrect slope design, insufficient bedding, or poor alignment lead to:

Pipe sagging and blockages

Frequent backups and overflows

Increased maintenance visits

At Leenus India, we pair premium products with professional design and survey services, ensuring that systems are optimized for flow, durability, and minimal maintenance. This upfront diligence reduces future corrective costs and system downtime.

4. Hidden Costs of Cheap Drainage Systems

Low-quality systems often fail prematurely—leading to some expensive problems:

Repair and excavation cost: Invasive and expensive digging up landscapes, buildings, or roads to access burst pipes.

Environmental or legal sanctions: Pollution caused by inefficient systems can lead to liability or to regulatory penalties.

Reputational damage: For developers and municipalities, recurring drainage failures erode public trust.

Choosing a reputable pipes wholesaler like Leenus India ensures that you source from trusted brands like Supreme, where quality assurance is guaranteed and lifecycle performance is proven.

5. Maintenance and Inspection—Another Cost Factor

Drainage systems must be accessible for cleaning and inspection. High-quality systems designed with access chambers, long-lasting materials, and clog-resistant structures reduce the frequency of maintenance, cutting operational costs by as much as 30–50% over time.

We at Leenus India also offer pipe inspection services as part of our project support—enabling proactive maintenance before problems escalate.

6. Long-Term Value Over Short-Term Savings

A developer might save ₹50 per meter by choosing a lower-grade pipe, but even one failure can erase those savings tenfold.

Investing in proven, branded materials—like Supreme pipes, supplied by Leenus India—results in predictable performance and fewer financial surprises.

Read more: https://leenusindia.com/the-lifecycle-cost-of-underground-drainage-why-quality-matters/. 

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Top Signs You Need Professional Excavation Services

Excavation is a critical first step in many construction and land development projects. Whether you're planning to build a new home, install underground utilities, or improve your property's drainage, proper excavation ensures a solid foundation for success. But how do you know when it’s time to call in the professionals?

At Dark Horse Drilling, we specialize in excavation services tailored to your specific needs. Here are the top signs that you need professional excavation services in Jonesboro,AR to get your project started the right way.

1. You’re Planning a New Construction Project

If you're building a new home, garage, commercial building, or addition, professional excavation is essential. Excavation services help:

Prepare the site by clearing trees, rocks, and debris.

Ensure a level foundation to prevent structural issues.

Create space for underground utilities like plumbing, electrical lines, and drainage systems.

Skipping professional excavation can lead to costly foundation problems and uneven land grading, affecting the longevity of your structure.

2. You Need to Install a Well or Septic System

If you're installing a well or septic system, excavation is required to dig deep enough for proper installation. A professional excavation company, like Dark Horse Drilling, ensures that:

The proper depth and location are chosen for efficiency.

The excavation meets local regulations and environmental guidelines.

The site is prepared to support the long-term functionality of your water or septic system.

Attempting to dig without professional help can result in incorrect placement, drainage issues, or even costly damage to underground utilities.

3. Your Property Suffers from Poor Drainage or Erosion

Excess water pooling on your property? Erosion washing away your soil? These are clear signs you need professional excavation services. Proper excavation can help:

Regrade the land to redirect water away from structures.

Install drainage solutions like French drains or culverts.

Prevent soil erosion that can damage landscapes and foundations.

Ignoring drainage issues can lead to basement flooding, foundation damage, and landscape deterioration over time.

4. You Need to Remove Large Rocks, Trees, or Debris

Land clearing is a major challenge when dealing with stubborn tree roots, large rocks, or debris. Professional excavation services provide:

Heavy-duty equipment to safely remove obstacles.

Efficient site clearing for construction or landscaping projects.

Minimal disruption to surrounding areas to preserve the integrity of your land.

DIY land clearing can be dangerous and time-consuming. Professionals ensure that the job is done quickly, safely, and effectively.

5. You’re Installing Underground Utilities

If you're adding water lines, gas lines, electrical conduits, or storm drainage systems, professional excavation is necessary to:

Excavate at the proper depth to meet safety regulations.

Avoid damage to existing underground utilities.

Ensure correct placement for long-term efficiency.

Digging blindly can be extremely risky, leading to costly repairs, service interruptions, and even personal injury. Professional excavation ensures that underground utility work is safe and compliant.

6. Your Driveway or Parking Lot Needs Grading

Over time, driveways and parking lots can develop potholes, uneven surfaces, and drainage problems. Professional excavation can:

Remove old, deteriorated pavement to start fresh.

Level the ground for a smooth and stable surface.

Improve drainage to prevent water damage and erosion.

Proper excavation is key to extending the lifespan and durability of your paved surfaces.

7. You’re Expanding or Modifying Your Property

If you're planning to expand your home, build a patio, or install a retaining wall, excavation services help:

Ensure level ground for new construction.

Remove obstacles like tree roots and old foundations.

Prepare the site for stability and long-term success.

Skipping proper excavation can lead to structural instability, water pooling, and uneven foundations, making professional excavation a crucial step.

8. You Want to Improve the Value of Your Property

Proper excavation can enhance your property's value by:

Creating a level and usable space for future development.

Improving drainage to prevent erosion and flooding.

Preparing land for landscaping, fencing, or new structures.

Well-planned excavation not only increases functionality but also makes your property more attractive to potential buyers.

Trust the Experts for Professional Excavation in Your Area

When it comes to excavation, experience and precision matter. At Dark Horse Drilling, we provide expert excavation services, including residential and commercial projects, well and septic system installation, land clearing, grading, utility trenching, and drainage solutions. Avoid costly DIY mistakes—trust the professionals to get the job done safely and efficiently. Contact Dark Horse Drilling today for a consultation and start your project the right way!

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Professional Slab Leak Detection Solutions in Irvine

Slab leakage may turn your property into ruins if not wisely detected. If you have a slab leak in your house, it is very important that you get a professional slab leak-detecting service in Irvine. Fast action can save you from big repairs, structural problems, and water damages. Here in this article, we will be discussing slab leak detection, the common signs that describe a leak, and the best methods of detecting these leaks. What is the Slab Leak?

A slab leak is an underground pipe leak under your concrete foundation. Such leaks may arise on account of corrosion, soil shift, incorrect installation, or high water pressure. If left unattended, a slab leak can compromise a foundation, hike up your water utility bill, and encourage fungal growth. Common Indicators for Needing Slab Leak Detection Service in Irvine

Familiarity with these early signs can fight back an increasing damage that results from the slab leaks. Here are some common signs:

1. Unjustified Increase in the Water Bill

The biggest suspect is a sudden increase in the water bill when no change has been made in the usage.

2. Warm Spots on the Floor

If you notice spots that are unusually warm on the floor, it could signal that a leak in the hot water line is under your slab.

3. Low Water Pressure

Water leaking through damaged pipes rather than reaching the fixtures can bring about low water pressure, owing to the slab leak.

4. Cracks on Walls or Flooring

Water leakage with time could cause the foundation to shift and thus result in cracks on your wall, floor, or ceiling.

5. Mold or Mildew Growth

If there was a slab leak, the excessive moisture could have provided the right environment for the growth of mold and mildew, both of which are health hazards.

6. Sound of Running Water

Another piece of evidence indicating a possible slab leak is the sound of running water, though all taps have been turned off.

Why hire professional slab leak detection service in Irvine? 

Searching for slab leak has never been simple, instead you can only get unnecessary destruction and spend more finances just bringing in different experts for the diagnosis. Ensure you secure the best expert who detected leakages using advanced equipment.

1. Non-Invasive Leak Detection

Professional experts utilize non-intrusive leak detection methods such as acoustic listening devices or infrared camera imaging-from-the-orifice, and other devices to find leaks without tearing into your property.

2. Accurate and Quick Diagnosis

Expert technicians can detect even a tiny leak in an area without major disruption, thus saving time and money. 3. Prevents Further Damage

Detecting it on time prevents subsequent structural damage, mold growth, and skyrocketing costs.

4. Expertise in Various Repair Methods

Once a slab leak is diagnosed, various repair approaches such as epoxy pipe lining, rerouting, and spot drains are presented to the clients.

Advanced Slab Leak Detection Techniques

Indeed, professionals resort to many methods of detection to ensure precise results. The following are some of them:

1. Electronic Leak Detection

This process makes use of specific sensors that respond to any changes in electrical conductivity. From such responses, leaks can be pinpointed.

2. Acoustic Leak Detection

Microphones that are extremely sensitive amplify sound caused by the escape of water from pipes, allowing professionals to pinpoint the leak position. 3. Infrared Thermal Imaging

Infrared cameras inspect the floor surface for temperature variations associated with hot water leaks.

4. Pressure Testing

The pressure difference in the water can also be observed to indicate where and whether there is a leak.

Slab Leak Repair: Options

Once leaks are detected, methods of repair depend on the severity and location of the problem.

1. Spot Repair

For minor leaks, professionals may approach the damaged pipe directly and locally repair it.

2. Pipe Rerouting

In cases of multiple leaks, rerouting the pipes can be an economical solution that bypasses damaged areas.

3. Epoxy Pipe Lining

This trenchless method seals leaks without excavation through epoxy coating on the interior of pipes.

4. Pipe Replacement

If there are major damages in the pipes, complete replacement may be the best long-term solution.

How to Prevent Future Slab Leaks

Preventive measures will help avoid expensive slab leak repairs.

Monitor Water Pressure: High water pressure creates stress on pipes leading to leak problems. Putting up a pressure regulator will help.

Use Quality Materials: Piping materials resistant to corrosion increase the system's life cycle.

Regular Plumbing Checkup: Setting up a periodic inspection will allow you to detect a potentially problematic condition before it assumes disastrous proportions. 

Soil Moisture Control: Moderating the moisture content of the soil around the foundation of your house will take away undue pressures from pipes.

Conclusion They can wreak havoc within your home as they would have gone unnoticed till it becomes costly to repair or becomes destructive to the structure. Detecting those warning signs early and hiring an expert slab leak detection service in Irvine save you from expensive repairs and resultant possible structural and water damages to your home. The latest detection method and professional repair services offer alarm minimum disturbance and last longer.  If you think it's a slab leak, don't hesitate! Contact us today for inspection and protect the house from further damage.

[artg476tysonschofield]

Blog Post #7

Project Rationale Worksheet 1

1. Rrkade Poster

2. The Challenge

The challenge was to create a visually compelling 11x17 poster design that appeals to the target audience (fans of underground electronic and hip-hop music), while following requested specifics from the event promoter/client (Skeletor Illustration, Comic Book Style, Cyberpunk Elements) and including all necessary event information while ensuring clarity.

3. Approach

Research & Discovery

Determine client needs (size, deliverables, budget)

Understand the event: Gather details such as date, location, theme, and target audience.

Research inspiration: Look at similar posters, design trends, and competitor designs.

dentify branding elements: Logos, color schemes, typography, and any required assets.

Understand Audience: Ask yourself and your client “what does this poster need to communicate visually, and to who?

Concept Development

. Create a mood board: Compile images, colors, and typography samples.

. Brainstorm ideas and sketch rough concepts and layouts.

Design & Composition

Layout the key elements: Prioritize hierarchy (event name, date, time, venue).

Select typography: Ensure readability and style consistency.

Incorporate visuals: Use illustrations, photography, or graphics that fit the theme.

Review & Refinement

Get feedback: Show drafts to client

Make adjustments: Refine typography, color balance, alignment, spacing or whatever else is needed

Check legibility: Ensure text is readable from various distances.

Finalization & Export

Prepare files: Convert to CMYK for print or RGB for digital.

Save in correct formats: High-resolution PDFs for printing, JPG/PNG for web/social media.

Perform final checks: Ensure no typos, incorrect info, or formatting issues.

Delivery

. Deliver final files or prints to client.

4. What I did

. Determined client needs

(11 x 17 Poster, PDF Print format, $200 budget). 

. Gathered poster information and organized based on hierarchy:

1. Title: “Rrkade” (Headliner)

2. Sub Title: “Datheks 9th Annual Birthday Bash // Hip Hop & EDM”

3. EDM Supporting artists (Full Logos)

4. Hip Hop Supporting Artists (Font)

5. Location, Date, Time, Ticket Price, Age Limit

6. Promoter + Collaborator Logos

. Identified and gathered all branding elements. (Headliner Logo, Supporting Artist Logos, Promoter Logo, Collaborator Logos).

. Discussed theme/art style.

. Discussed potential colour palettes and font choices.

. Gathered any reference material from client.

. Pinned down a theme/visual identity.

. Created Moodboard.

. Selected Typography.

. Selected color palette using client recommendations.

. Created rough sketches/layout examples.

. Layed out text elements in Illustrator

. Created visual assets (Vectors, graphics, background elements, textures, patterns).

. Placed visual assets.

. Played with colour arrangement until satisfied.

. Added in any necessary effects. (Glow, Drop Shadow, Gradients, Opacity, Etc)

. Fine tuned element positioning.

. Asked client for feedback and made any changes requested. 

. Final check for errors.

. Delivered to client. 

Project Rationale Worksheet 2

1. Swell Coast Handyman Services

2. The Challenge

The challenge was to create a visually compelling logo that communicates the reliability and expertise of Swell Coast Handyman Services while incorporating a coastal charm and rugged aesthetic. The design needed to be professional, memorable, and suitable for various applications, including signage, business cards, stationary, and digital platforms. This project was assigned to me as part of the Graphic Design program at VIU. 

3. The Approach

1. Research & Discovery

Determine client needs: Identify size requirements, file formats, and intended use cases.

Understand the brand: Gather insights into the brands services, target audience, and core values.

Research inspiration: Look at similar handyman logos, coastal-themed branding, and competitor designs.

Identify branding elements: color schemes, typography, and any required assets.

Understand Audience: Ask yourself and your client “what does this logo need to communicate visually, and to who?

2. Concept Development

. Create a mood board: Compile images, colors, and typography samples that align with the brand’s aesthetic.

. Brainstorm logo concept: Sketch rough concepts.

3. Design & Composition

Select and design visual elements of logo, typography, and color palette. 

Design how logo can be incorporated into business cards, stationary, and advertising.

4. Review & Refinement

Gather feedback: Show drafts to client (or in this case instructor and classmates).

Adjust typography and layout if needed, ensure readability and balanced proportions.

Refine details: Improve spacing and overall visual harmony if needed.

5. Finalization & Export

Prepare files: Convert to vector format for scalability.

Saved in various formats: Provided PNG, SVG, and PDF versions for digital and print use.

Perform final quality checks: Ensured all elements were sharp and well-aligned.

6. Delivery

. Deliver final files to instructor. 

4. What I did

. Determined client needs (Company Logo, Business Cards, Stationary)

. Gathered insights about company

. Looked at similar handyman logos, coastal-themed branding, and competitor designs

. Explored relevant imagery such as lighthouses, waves, forests, and tools.

. Created Moodboard

. Selected Typography

. Selected color palette

. Created rough sketches/layout examples.

. Created visual assets (Vectors, graphics, background elements, textures, patterns).

. Placed visual assets.

. Placed typography.

. Played with colour arrangement until satisfied.

. Added in any necessary effects

. Fine tuned element positioning

. Made changes based on feedback 

. Final check for errors.

. Delivered to instructor. 

Project Rationale Worksheet 3

1. Downtown Nanaimo Reimagined Flyer

2. The Challenge

The challenge was to design an informative and visually engaging flyer for the Downtown Reimagined project, ensuring clear communication of the revitalization efforts in Downtown Nanaimo. The flyer needed to balance textual content with strong visual elements, making it accessible, engaging, and easy to understand for a diverse audience, including residents, businesses, and city stakeholders.

3. The Approach

1. Research & Discovery

. Determine client needs: Identify size requirements, file formats, and intended use cases.

. Understand the brand: Gather insights into the brands services, target audience, and core values.

. Research inspiration: Look at brands already established visual identity.

. Identify branding elements: color schemes, typography, and any required assets.

. Understand Audience: Ask yourself and your client “what does this flyer need to communicate visually, and to who?

2. Concept Development

. Decide on font and color scheme

. Brainstorm visuals and layout

3. Design & Composition

. Select and design visual elements and typography. 

4. Review & Refinement

. Gather feedback: Show drafts to client

. Adjust typography and layout if needed, ensure readability and balanced proportions.

. Refine details: Improve spacing and overall visual harmony if needed.

5. Finalization & Export

. Prepare files: Packaged InDesign file including PDF.

. Saved in various formats: Provided PNG, SVG, and PDF versions for digital and print use.

. Perform final quality checks: Ensured all elements were sharp and well-aligned.

6. Delivery

. Deliver final files to creative director. 

4. What I did

. Determined client needs (Trifold Brochure, 8.5 in x 3.66 in)

. Determined required information to be included

. Gathered insights about company

. Looked at similar flyers for city projects 

. Selected Typography

. Selected color palette

. Created visual assets (Vectors, graphics, background elements, textures, patterns).

. Placed visual assets.

. Placed typography.

. Played with colour arrangement until satisfied.

. Fine tuned element positioning

. Final check for errors.

. Delivered to creative director.