Billy: I would kill a man for you, Bambi
Steve: Aww, Billy! That’s so sweet
Henry: …
Henry: I'd kill a man for you too, Eddie
Eddie: Please don't
Eddie: Coming from you that's actually possible, babe
Henry: …
Henry: That's fair
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Eddie: We can totally do this. We don’t need our stupid boyfriends to help us
Steve: Yeah! How dumb do they think we are?
Eddie: Sometimes Henry leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list
Steve: …
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Eddie: I want Billy’s dad and Nancy’s mom to die but make it look like an accident
Henry: Say less, darling
*later*
Jim: It looks like the killer snapped all the victims’ bones, crushed their eyes, and then placed a banana peel by their feet
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Billy: Steve and I just had the worst anniversary ever
Eddie: I doubt that, tell them about us last year, Henry
Henry: I bought Eddie a 500 dollars watch, and he wrote me a rap song
Steve: Seriously?
Eddie: Word
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Steve: So how are things going with Henry? You two still dating?
Eddie: It’s good! Although you know, he’s a private guy. I wish I could get him to open up a little bit, share some feelings
Billy: That’s easy! You just have to think of him as a jar of pickles that won’t open
Eddie: So what are you saying? I should run him under hot water and bang his head against a table?
Billy: No, duh, that’s what you do when you want to get the truth out of someone
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Eddie: We all have our demons
Eddie, grabbing Henry: This one is mine!
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