#incorrect danger days quotes

[talkin-with-a-laserbeam]

Party Poison: I am an expert at picking locks, I got this

Fun Ghoul: way ahead of ya Party! *throws a large rock through the window*

[weepingcashbandit]

Danger days: the true lives of the fabulous killjoys:

[killjoysincorrectquotes]

jet: party, what are those dead bodies doing here????

party: honestly? not much. lazy bastards

[spraypaintstainonawhitewall]

Kobra, introducing Jet: This is Jet, an intellectual and smart killjoy who can shoot really well, is loyal to the end, incredibly brave, and-

Party, holding Ghoul up by the scruff of his neck: This is Ghoul, I found him in the trash

[thesepigsareafterme]

Fun Ghoul: Hoodie pockets are so great. I can fit like three sandwiches and a grenade in there and my hands are still warm.

[frankieroslesbian]

Poison (turning their new ray gun in their hands): Thoughts on this beauty?

Ghoul: I mean, I could probably swallow it whole, if that's what you're asking

[zetadraconis11]

HL Incorrect Quote #50

MC: When have we ever been in danger?

Natty: When we went after Harlow?

Poppy: Or when we fought poachers?

Ominis: How about when we went into the Scriptorium?

Amit: Need I mention the disaster at the goblin mine?

Sebastian: Do you want the short list or the long list?

MC:

[basment-bunni]

Do you remember when rain didn't sting? Do you remember gentle sunny days? Do you remember money? What was life like before the War?

[ghostinthez0nes]

*on a roof*

Party: The sunset is so pretty up here 🩷

Ghoul: …do you think a fall from this hight would kill me?

Party: …this was supposed to be romantic.

Ghoul: Answer the question.

[blood-injections]

I think this might officially be the dumbest thing I’ve ever made.

Also have a bonus Kobra

[talkin-with-a-laserbeam]

Fun Ghoul: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Kobra Kid: I do have a sense of humor you know.

Ghoul: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Kobra: I’ve never heard you say anything funny before.

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

Maverick: What do you got behind your back?

Rooster: Nothing. Just something I want Phoenix's opinion on for Valentine's Day.

Maverick: You don't want my opinion?

Rooster: Not really.

Maverick: Come on, I'm your old man. Ask me.

Rooster: [showing him two pairs of boxer briefs] Oh, okay, old man, um... Which one of these would make me look hotter so your fastest pilot would want to do me?

[Maverick's eyebrows shoot up]

Maverick: [turns away, then says quietly without looking at Rooster] The red ones...

[killjoysincorrectquotes]

kobes: are you a cuddler?

ghoul, scoffing: i've killed multiple people. i'm a machine of death and destruction

kobes:

ghoul: god yes, hold me please

[spraypaintstainonawhitewall]

Jet: I am speechless! At an absolute loss for words!

Kobra, narrating: despite being at a loss for words, Jet continued to yell at me and Ghoul for another 3 hours

[thesepigsareafterme]

Party Poison, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?

Fun Ghoul: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.

Poison: Ohhhh-

Kobra Kid: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

[frankieroslesbian]

Poison (staring at Ghoul): I don't know, there's just something about him

*Goul standing proudly waist deep in a hole he just dug with his bare hands*

Kobra: I mean... That "something" is probably adhd, but whatever you say Poison