#incorrect dwp quotes

[incorrectdwpquotes]

Andy: Booby trap? Sure I would easily fall into a trap if I saw boobs.

[mirandy-is-everything]

Miranda: Leave. Now.

Andy: Right- yes! But could you, um… let go of my hand first?

Miranda:

Miranda: No.

[glacialpacer]

Another use of the vocal dub… I absolutely love @incorrectdwpquotes so I thought I’d give this one a go! The voices aren’t 100% but they’re close.

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[periwinckleblue]

Emily: Can I be frank with you guys?

Serena: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Andrea: Can I still be Andy?

Nigel: Shh, let Frank speak.

[skyeknight-hogwarts-adventure]

DWP

Mile: I need some help with some Advanced Transfiguration homework Professor McGonagall got me to do before I learn Revelio.

Mile: Can you help me, bro?

Orion and Jacob: Sure.

Jacob:

Jacob: Um, I'm his brother.

Orion: Perhaps, but everyone in the Quidditch team is like brothers and sisters, too.

Jacob: I'm his BIOLOGICAL brother.

Orion: What is the difference, apart from sharing the same parents?

Jacob: Bloody hell, Amari. IT'S A BIG DIFFERENCE!

Orion: According to what measure?

Mile:

Mile: I'm going to ask Varynn or Rowan instead...

[marytylerperry]

Miranda: i suggest we try anal...

Andy: *choking on breakfast* jesus christ Miranda woah! Well I'm up for it but only if you are comfortable, i mean we can talk it out more to see if...

Miranda: would you let me finish? I suggest we try analise the shades presented in the layout of this new designer, Andrea.

Andy: ouh!

[emmathompsonsmartini]

Andy: Hey are we going to that party on Sunday? They offered me an eight hour shift and I want to take it.

Miranda: The Christmas party we’re hosting? Yes, we are definitely going.

[elle--nic]

[something minorly inconvenient happens]

miranda: why is this happening to me?? I’m literally such a good person I don’t deserve this??

nigel:

andy:

emily:

serena:

stephen:

irv:

sherry from HR:

every coat ever:

miranda: oh I see

[jxpper]

Andy: let’s play 20 questions

Miranda: uhh okay?? What’s your favorite color

Andy: triangle. Do you like girls

[incorrectmirandy]

miranda: a queen is never late!

emily: never

miranda: everyone else is simply early!

nigel: periodt!

[bluearrow126]

Trini: With all due respect, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Rita: That wasn't respectful at all.

[incorrectdwpquotes]

Miranda: Once, I lost my ex-husband at a party and found him hooking up with some random girl. Miranda: Last night I lost Andrea at the charity gala, and found her outside trying to befriend a stray cat. Miranda: Upgrades.

[mirandy-is-everything]

What Miranda says: Andrea, your outfit looks hideous.

What Miranda means: I love you.

[incorrectdwpquotes]

Andy: Am I a Miranda apologist? Not necessarily. Explainer? Perhaps. Understander? Intimately. Enjoyer? Greatly. Sexualizer? Frequently.

[incorrectdwpquotes]

Andy: Miranda texted me “My love, I am intoxicated” and five minutes later Nigel texted me a photo of her, passed out, phone in hand, and zoomed in on one of my selfies.

[incorrectdwpquotes]

Emily: Andy, there’s something we need to tell you. Serena and I are dating.

Andy: I’ve known for the last few years, you two are inseparable.

Serena: Years? We’ve only been dating a few weeks!

Andy: Then what were you doing before that?