#incorrect lwa quotes

[lwa-but-gay]

Amanda: What do you think is wrong with Diana?

Akko: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of parental figures, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety.

Diana: I'm right here.

[thestupidcat7]

Diana helping Akko with some books :)

Inspired by LWA incorrect quotes by Dark Chocolate, enjoy! https://dark-chocolate-fudge-sweetracer.tumblr.com/post/736480630809968640/luna-nova-academy-akko-doing-tasks-walking

[allnewalldifferentwildspider]

Akko: THREE WEEKS.

Lotte: What is she talking about?

Diana: Don't worry about it.

Akko: For three weeks, you watched me water a plastic plant!

[dailydianakko]

Diana: Aunt Daryl, this is my girlfriend, Akko

Akko: Hi Mrs. Cavendish, it’s nice to meet you!

Daryl: You couldn’t find anyone better?

Diana: Don’t say that, I love her and-

Daryl: I was talking to Akko

[lwabutifuckeditup]

I feel like my heart is about to explode because I put Red Bull in my tea and then I drank the Red Bull tea and now I’m gonna fucking die

-Diana Cavendish 2023

[moon-muffin]

Amanda: If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Akko. Break out the L-word.

Akko: Lesbian?

Amanda: Exactly.

*Later*

Akko: Diana, I'm in lesbians with you.

Diana: 😳

[thecosmosproject]

Akko: Do you want to know your gay name?

Diana: My... My gay name..?

Akko: Yeah, it's your first name-

Diana: Oh, haha... Hilari-

Akko: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.

Diana: Oh- oh my...

[cartooniack1994]

Diana (talking about Akko): She can be so stupid, which I love -- I mean hate! In any case, she needs you right now, which is sweet -- I mean, I hate it, and it's dumb!

Lotte: ...

Sucy: You lost me.

[wileycap]

AKKO: [dramatic gasp] What!? Why did you never tell me you were gay!?

DIANA: ...

AKKO: What is it? You didn't feel comfortable coming out to me?

DIANA: ...

AKKO: I mean I get it, I can be a lot, y'know, it's cool, I respect your space... Still, it hurts a little... I thought we were close and all...

DIANA: ... We've been married for fifteen years.

[yaboirezzy]

Akko: Why? Just because something completely out of the ordinary happens doesn’t mean I automatically have something to do with it

Diana: Did you have something to do with it?

Akko:...Yes

[amandakko-incorrect-quotes]

Akko: All my girlfriend does is treat me like shit!

Lotte: What happened?

Amanda: I didn’t make her a bowl of cereal.

[lwa-but-gay]

Akko: Diana (deragatory)

Diana: did you just say "Diana parenthesis deragatory end parenthesis" outloud

Akko: no (lie)

[belivinginyourselfistherealmagic]

Lwa Incorrect Quotes

Akko: fun fact gay means happy

Diana: So I'm straight today

Akko: but I thought you were a lesbian...

[akemitime]

Ajá

[dailydianakko]

Diana: [looking at a fish themed stapler] i want this for the offish

Akko: i don’t get it?

Diana: i just think it’d be swell

Akko: can you explain

Diana: don’t you sea what i’m doing here?

Akko: no…?

Diana: i am going to krill you.

Akko: *wheeze*

[lwabutifuckeditup]

What the fuck is the DEA and why do they keep trying to contact me?

-Sucy Manbavaran 2023