#incorrect maya and the three quotes

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*La Muerte and Xibalba meeting Maya and Zatz*

XIBALBA: *looking at Zatz* This-….

Hmm…

LA MUERTE: Be nice!

XIBALBA: I’m finding it…

*Zatz and Xibalba looking at each other*

ZATZ: … :/

MAYA: … <:/

LA MUERTE: It take you to long to find it?

XIBALBA: It does, it does…

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The Dragon Prince Incorrect Quotes Pt.1

[super-teca-dragon]

First incorrect quotes

This is my first time doing it, so let's how it goes

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Mv Godzilla: "So let me guess this straight, you tried to sacrifice maya, because it would make you the most powerful in both realms?"

Mictlan: "Yes. So?"

Mv Godzilla, holding a shotgun: "You have exactly 30 seconds to run"

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Mictlan: "I am the most powerful god of war in all of the realms! You cannot defeat me!"

Mcu Thor, pointing to Kratos (God of war): "But he can."

Mictlan, sweating: "Ohh shit......."

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Mv Godzilla: "You see that kaiju?"

Skrael: "Indeed."

Mv Godzilla: "Yeah she's a big bitch."

Shimo: *Turns neck around* "I heard that, jackass!" *Sprints on all fours at blinding speeds.*

Mv Godzilla: *Runs for his life and screams*

Skrael: "Yet so fast and majestic~"

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Xibalba: *Sees La Muerte with Striker*

Lucifer: "Better luck next time. Karma's a bitch, isn't it?"

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Maya: So Astrid, why is his name "Hiccup"?

Astrid, looking at Hiccup having hiccups: That....

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Godzilla GMK: If I said the N word, would that make me racist?

Micte: What makes you think it wouldn't?

Godzilla GMK: Well I'm black

[salty-lemon-shark-from-the-sea]

Maya and the Three + (Reader) Incorrect quotes (Part 2)

Chimi: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Rico: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Chimi: But you’re always acting stupid?

Rico: …

Rico: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

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Chivo: Pick a card, any card.

Bone: Fine.

Chivo: Wait, that’s my credit card!

Skull: You said any card.

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Xtabay: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

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Chimi: Everyone knows that Santa is an international designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public.

(Reader): The whole “childhood wonder” stage just blew right past you, didn’t it?

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Rico: Why is Picchu crying?

Chimi: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-

Picchu: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!

Rico: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say-

Picchu: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!

Rico: NO, NOT THAT!

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Camazotz: Wow you and Cabrakan are home early from the movies. What happened?

Cipactli: We got kicked out because Cabrakan wouldn’t stop yelling diving scores as people jumped off the titanic.

Cabrakan: That last guy had a solid 8, I’m telling you!

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Maya: I regret nothing!!!

Zatz: I regret everything!!!

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Zatz: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.

(Reader): You and me!

Zatz: *tearing up* Ok.

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Queen Teca: So, what’s for dinner?

King Teca, staring at the food they burnt: Regret.

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Vucub: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world.

Chivo: Unless you’re home alone.

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Chimi: This date is boring!

(Reader) This isn’t a date. I said I was going to the store.

Chimi: Then why did you invite me?

(Reader): I didn’t, I specifically said “don’t come with me,” then you said, “fuck you (Reader) I’ll do whatever I want!”

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Rico: *very seriously* You need to stop doing weird things to cope with the stress. Going outside might help.

Chimi: I went to the park today.

Rico: There you go! I hope you got something from that.

Chimi: *opening their coat* This duck.

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Acat: Zatz is playing hard to get.

Acat: Little do they know, I’m a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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Lord Mictlan: What are you doing tomorrow?

Any god/goddess: Having my day ruined by whatever you’re about to ask me to do.

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Lady Micte: If I ever had a child, I image they would be a lot like you.

Lord Mictlan: Aww, thanks—

Lady Micte: Which is probably why I’ve never reproduced.

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(Reader): Did you get the eggs like I asked?

Maya: Even better!

(Reader): What the fuck did you—

Maya: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

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Lord Mictlan: What have I done wrong?!

(Reader): Everything. For your entire life.

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(Reader): Chivo… Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Chivo: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

(Reader):

(Reader): I wrote sanitize Chivo.

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Rico: (Reader) that's disgusting. You’re only giving free stuff to beautiful people.

Chimi: Yeah, you should be ashamed of yourself.

(Reader): Oh yeah? *gets really close to Chimi* How about a muffin on the house baby?

Chimi, giggling: I’m pretty.

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Acat: Please! Pretend I’m useful!

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Camazotz: Oh Zatz, we have a visitor!

Zatz: Don’t tell me it’s (Reader).

Camazotz: It’s (Reader).

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Zatz: There’s no way they like me back.

(Reader): Maya would throw herself in front of a moving car for you.

Zatz: Maya would throw herself in front of a moving car for fun.

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(Reader): I have so much energy, I want to run a marathon or commit a crime… which should I do?

Barbarian Princess: Please don’t get arrested.

(Reader): No promises! <3

Barbarian King: Why not both? Get creative!

(Reader): Wonderful suggestion, thank you.

Barbarian Princess: Please don’t encourage them, Papa.

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Lord Mictlan: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.

Camazotz: You are literally making a Valentine’s Day card for Lady Micte.

Lord Mictlan, pointing their hot glue gun towards Camazotz: You’re on thin fucking ice.

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King Teca: Don’t mansplain this to me!

Queen Teca: Wh- I’m a woman! I can’t mansplain anything to you!

King Teca: … Well, I’m a feminist, and I believe a woman can do anything a man does!

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Skull, at (Reader): Would you like to stay for dinner?

Bone, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay forever!?!

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*Acat is telling a story*

Hura: Wow, Acat, this story has everything! Action! Adventure! Romance!

Can: *grunting* Romance?

Hura: I have a crush on them.

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Xtabay: How do I make a date really romantic?

Vucub: Be mysterious.

Xtabay: Okay.

*Later, while on a date with (Reader)

(Reader): So where are we going?

Xtabay: None of your fucking business.

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*Meanwhile, at night*

ZATZ: Princesa, can we please go to bed?

MAYA: But Ice Cream…

ZATZ: It’s midnight. We can’t get Ice Cream right now.

MAYA: But I want Ice Cream…

ZATZ: I’m not getting you Ice Cream.

MAYA: 🥺

ZATZ:…

*Three doritos later*

ZATZ: I hate you so much…

MAYA: Come on, bub! :3

ZATZ: *smile and chuckle*

(Taken from a Tik Tok audio 😅)

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Maya and the three

Incorrect Quotes Pt.4

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Incorrect Quotes Requested By @deisbookofdemons

Forcystus: Magnius, you're smiling! What happened? Magnius: Can't I smile just because I feel like it? Kvar: Rodyle tripped outside.

Sebastian: Here's your birthday card! Maya: Aw, thanks, Sebs! (Maya opens it.) Maya: ...did you handwrite "sajkdfhks"? Sebastian: And I meant every word.

Ecks: We have training, right? Zokket, yawning: Yeah, today we're gonna learn... you know what? Screw it. Go play with swords, fingerpaint, I don't care. I'm going to bed.

Zokket: I supposed I have faith in you three. Zokket: There's only a 30% chance that you'll all die.

Zok Trooper: How do thozze three get out of mezzezz? Zokket, sighing: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels out the first.

Ecks: Today, I saw a mini figure of myself. Ten: I think you just saw yourself in the mirror.

White Hank: They ask me how I manage my kids so easily. The secret is I don't. I have no control over them whatsoever. Earlier Eremia called my name and when I showed up to see what was going on, Bowin shot me in the throat with a Nerf gun, and I have never been so proud.

Zokket: Hm. These numbers are off the chart. Fortunately I have another chart.

[lunova-rambles]

Rico, Chimi, and the rest of the kingdoms: *touching speech to tell Maya they stand with her*

Zatz: hey babe, missed you

[incorrectmayaandthethreequotes]

Mictlan: So, Maya, now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

[salty-lemon-shark-from-the-sea]

Maya and the Three + (Reader) Incorrect quotes

Gran Brujo: My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight.

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Chimi: Any idiot would know that

Rico: I knew it!

Chimi: See?

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Rico: I’ve got a weapon, and I’m… admittedly VERY afraid to use it!

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(Reader): Are you mad?

Acat: No.

(Reader): So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?

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Zatz: Due to personal reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.

Maya: Did (Reader) say ‘I love you’ and you said ‘Thanks’?

Zatz: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL—

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(Reader): Okay, I'm going to get the wedding cake.

Chimi: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

(Reader): …

(Reader): You mean ring bearER, right?

Chimi: …

(Reader): Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

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Rico: Hey, Zatz? Can I get some dating advice?

Zatz: Just because I’m with (Reader) doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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(Reader) sweating: Bone, Skull, there’s something I need to ask you-

Skull: Finally! You’re proposing!

(Reader): How’d you know?

Bone: (Reader), you’ve dropped the rings five times during dinner.

Skull: I even picked it up once.

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(Reader): That was so hot, Acat.

Acat: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

(Reader): I’m so in love with you.

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Cipactli: Hey, Maya, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?

Maya: Yeah,

Cipactli: And you, (Reader)?

(Reader): Umm… yes?

Cipactli: Great! Because I’m not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!

(Reader): Did she just-

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Chimi: Is this your plan B?

Maya: Technically, this is plan P.

Rico: Plan P? Is there a plan M?

Maya: Yes, but I marry Zatz in plan M.

Zatz: I like plan M.

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(Reader): It’s called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.

Hura and Can: We know what we saw.

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Chivo: When I said bring me something back from the beach, I meant like a conch shell!

Vucub: *holding a seagull* Please say that next time!

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Maya: Things will get better!

The Others:

Maya: Okay, maybe they won’t

Maya: But they will be terrible in a new and interesting ways!

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(Reader): I love you.

Xtabay: I love me too.

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Lady Micte: How did you break your leg?

Maya: Do you see those porch stairs?

Lady Micte: Yes.

Maya: I didn’t

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(Reader): Do you know the ABCs of first aid?

Picchu: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.

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Vucub: I lost my fish, can you help me find it?

Chivo, cooking the fish: What? I couldn’t hear you, speak up.

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Zatz: My crush isn’t picking up on my hints.

Camazotz: What hints have you given them?

Zatz: We’ll, I think about them a lot.

Zatz: And sometimes I even think about talking to them.

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Lady Micte to Lord Mictlan: You smell of sweat and loss.

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Rico: I wasn't that drunk,

Chimi: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.

Rico: BEACAUSE YOU ARE!

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(Reader): You really believe in Lord Mictlan?

Lady Micte: Luckily, he believes in himself enough for the both of us.

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Xtabay: Sorry I can’t be emotionally vulnerable with you it’d ruin the mystery.

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King Teca: You can answer almost anything with “Not since the accident”

Queen Teca: Actually, you can’t.

King Teca: Not since the accident.

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Zatz, to Maya: You wanna fight? All right, let’s take this outside. The stars are so bright tonight and the moon looks so nice. Here, hold my hand—

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[fangirl201sworld]

* Zatz and Chimi's relationship in a nutshell*

CHIMI: *puts on a crown of cockroaches in Zatz’ head* I dub the King Roach. :D

ZATZ: Ooh! To understand your twisted little mind. ;)

ZATZ AND CHIMI: *proceed to laugh like maniacs* >:)

[jgvfhl]

Snotlout: Yeah there's a word for people who always do heroic things.

Fishlegs, dramatically: Heroes...

Snotlout: No, dead. Yeah, the word is Dead.

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Maya And The Three Incorrect Quotes Pt.2

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Chimi, talking about Maya: don’t worry. She likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary.

Zatz, blushing and does his hair flip: she thinks it’s fancy?

[playthelaughtrack]

(Y/N), to Zatz: I like your new pants!

Zatz: Thanks! They were 50% off. :)

(Y/n): I'd like them better if they were 100% off *winks)

Zatz: The store can't just give away clothes for free, (Y/N).

(Y/N): That's not what I meant-

Zatz: That's a terrible way to run a business.

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Wukong: Why are we fighting??

Dove: Because I hate you!

Writing for my Dove fic and rewatching Maya and the 3 is so funny cuz there's so many Maya x Zatz moments that just have that same dynamic as Dove and Wukong

Dove: I'm gonna use this arrow to kill you

Wukong: Yeah? Well, my immortality won't let you