#incorrect motherland fort salem

[jaxthepigeon]

The core four being chaotic 

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Tally:If I run and leap at Raelle, she will most certainly catch me in her arms

Tally:Coming in!

Raelle:No I’m carrying tea!

Raelle:*drops tea to catch Tally*

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Abigail:Is this plan B?

Scylla:Technically this is plan w

Abigail:Plan w? Is there a plan Q?

Scylla:Yeah, but I marry Raelle in plan Q

Raelle:I like plan Q

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Abigail:I lost Raelle

Tally:How did you lose Rae?

Abigail:To be fair, she’s very small

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*Raelle walking into the room*

Tally:Where have you been all day?

Raelle:Canada

Tally:I thought you were going to see a movie downtown?

Raelle:I was, until I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Vancouver!

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Raelle:Mint is just cold spicy

Abigail:Just stop talking

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Tally:I’m smart, a skilled seer, and-

Abigail:Your hand is literally stuck in a vending machine

Tally:I paid for these gummy bears, I’m getting my gummy bears

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Raelle:*very injured* I need a glass of boneless ice

Abigail:What?

Raelle:I want a glass of soft ice

Tally:What?

Scylla:She wants a glass of water

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Raelle:I might fuck around and let nature reclaim me

Tally:Does that mean you’re going feral or just going to lay in some dirt?

Raelle:Yes

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Abigail:Hey, Scylla. Can someone breath inside a washing machine?

Scylla:Where’s Raelle?

[incorect-motherland-fort-salem]

Raelle: I asked you to help me move the fridge!

Scylla: I am helping

Raelle: you’re standing there eating a snack

Scylla: I lightened the load.

[crazyintheeast]

Abigail: You're being so dramatic right now.

Raelle: I don't think I'm being dramatic. Look, I'll say it now without any drama. I don't want the hairs ripped off my vagina by a stranger. I think they're there for a reason

Abigail: They are trained professionals in there. This isn't gonna be some back-alley vag waxing.

Raelle:They have those ?

Abigail: Look Raelle this is gonna be like cottage cheese all over again. At first, you're gonna be kicking and screaming, saying that you don't want to try it, but I'm telling you, in the end, you're gonna tell everybody that you meet how much you loved it.

Raelle : This is nothing like cottage cheese

Scylla: Guys, I have off-the-charts follicle strength, okay? It'll be a blood bath down there, a real crime scene, so I'm leaning, "No."

Tally: Hey guys did you hear ? We are about to meet some Brazilians! I didn’t know spas organised get togethers!

[reallytinylaura]

Raelle: You've killed people! Scylla: It was a misunderstanding. Raelle: You killed people because of a misunderstanding or it's a misunderstanding that you killed people? Scylla: Scylla: Yes?

[regalshenanigans]

Tally: I think I have a crush on Alder.

Abigail: *gasps*

Abigail: Why am I gasping? I already knew that.

[captaindanvers89]

The sister warriors, Mary and Ava watching MFS

Bea: Raylla are so cute. They’re really life and death and Scylla’s the key to the mycelium. And Rae came back from the mycelium because she could hear Scylla!

Ava: i mean technically we’re life and death too. I died, the halo brought me back. You sent me into the portal when i nearly died and I came back because of you.

Mary: are you seriously jealous that your girlfriend’s gushing over a fictional couple instead of your love story?

Ava snorts: no. I like Raylla. Raelle and I, we could be besties.

Lilith: more like partners in crime. Abigail’s the best character so far

Bea: only because she has her mom pressuring her like your mom did. You two need family therapy

Cam: Tally’s so innocent! I love her and her love for older women? Can totally relate.

The four look at her with wide eyes

Camila: what?

Mother Superion quietly sips her tea in the background

[melziss]

thought I'd make a little ✨️about me✨️ post for ya'll.

so this is me (if you care)

name: mel

age: 19 (scorpio bby)

pronouns: she/her

sexuality: bi (but less and less everyday honestly into girls and girls only

country: brazil 🇧🇷

I'll mostly talk about how gay i am for women, how beautiful women are, and how women are the best thing to exist

I'm also a fucker for incorrect quotes, so you'll find a lot of them in here cause they're easy to do.

ships (aka my ao3 favorited tags): clexa, calzona, marina, supercorp, ronance, skimmons, avatrice, vauseman, lottienat, jackieshauna, taivan, limoreau, avalance, wenclair, bishova, kacy.

now to the good stuff: the fandoms (under the read more, cause i got too excited)

[i won't necessarily post about them, but they might pop up here and there]

music: maya hawke, gracie abrams, conan gray, boygenius, muna, reneé rapp, taylor swift, harry styles and lorde.+ chappell roan, noah kahan and sabrina carpenter

tv shows and movies:

• current (might pop up more): ncis hawai'i, ncis sydney, legends of tomorrow, wynonna earp, supergirl, madame web.

• favorites (will pop up a lot and then never be talked about for months): yellowjackets, warrior nun, motherland fort salem, scream, agents of shield, station 19, grey's anatomy, hawkeye, orange is the new black, criminal minds, percy jackson, bottoms, stranger things.

• supernatural/post apocaliptical stuff i watched when i was 12 and are now camp to me (I'll talk abt it if you want me too): teen wolf, the vampire diaries, the 100, twilight, wolfblood, the originals, pretty little liars, buffy the vampire slayer.

other random stuff im into: all things mcu, movie commentaries, and long ass deep dives [mike's mic, ur internet mom ash, dylan is in trouble, trin lovell, uncarley], the sims 4, reading fanfiction, art, interviews and press, arrowverse, podcasts, movies directed and produced by women, sapphic media, reading, architectural digest, collecting popcorn buckets, jenna ortega, milo manhein, matthew gray gubler, motherhood, found family trope, fashion and cats.

that's all folks, some other random shit might pop up eventually but im a pretty chill person...feel free to recommend me stuff you think I'll like based on all of the shit i wrote above.

[brunnetessimp]

[jaxthepigeon]

After about a month break here are some more Incorrect Motherland quotes

Raelle:*texting M*

Raelle:*talking about Tiffany* I have a 12 year old in my care now

Raelle:She has a lighter, what do I do?

M:Play dad

Raelle:Okay

M:Dead, I meant dead

Raelle:She can ride a bike now

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Scylla:In my defense, I was left unsupervised

Anacostia:Wasn’t Raelle with you?

Raelle:In my defense, I was also left unsupervised

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Alder:Anacostia, just how many kids do you have?

Anacostia:*eyeing Raelle, Scylla, Tally, Abigail, M, Adil, and Khalida* Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

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Raelle:I wish I could sleep for like 40 hours

Tally:That’s a coma

Raelle:Goddess, that sounds so refreshing. I could go for a light coma right now

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Raelle:Sorry I’m late, I over slept

M:It’s 4:30 in the afternoon

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Season 2 vibes

Scylla:We have fun, don’t we Anacostia?

Anacostia:I’ve never been more stressed in my entire life

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Scylla:Rae, why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Raelle:Your note said to satanize the house before you got back

Scylla:I wrote sanitize, Raelle

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Abigail:We have a problem

Tally:We should copyright that phrase

[incorect-motherland-fort-salem]

Adil: Abigail is going to cook something

Tally: shE’S GOING TO WHAT?!

Adil: Is that a problem?

Tally: CODE RED!

Raelle: ABIGAIL IS COOKING?!

Scylla: *ducking under a table*

Abigail: *reading the recipe* “beat the eggs” in what? Hand to hand combat?

Adil: I see.

[i-should-have-stayed-home]

Scylla: please Raelle, come back to me

Raelle: (silence)

Scylla: your dad is here and he's worried about you

Raelle: (still nothing)

Scylla: i brought a bunch of dead animals in the house for you

Raelle: (absolutely nothing)

Scylla: So the Camarilla capture---

Raelle: LET GO OF MY WIFE YOU DIRTY PIECE OF POO CAMARILLA!

[not-so-useless-les-bien]

motherland fort salem incorrect quotes [pt.?]

[reallytinylaura]

Raelle: On this day two years ago, I married my best friend.

Raelle: Scylla and Adil were both really pissed about it but Abigail and I were drunk and we thought it was funny.

[cantotallyeven]

[Image Description: Raelle and Tally from Motherland Fort Salem talking in four panels.  Their conversation is:

Tally: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it.

Raelle: Just rip the band-aid off.

Tally: It’s Nicte

Raelle: Put the band-aid back on.]

[captaindanvers89]

Another WN X MFS crossover

Rae: so you have this glowy thing in your back that keeps you from dying?

Ava: pretty much, yeah. You?

Rae: Same but this magic mushroom infected me.

Ava: …huh? So you didn’t want this power?

Rae: nope

Ava: omg same!!

Abi and Lilith: oh god now there’re two of them

Scylla and Bea: heart eyes