#why did i even write this

[xwinterwidowx]

i actually cried writing this so uh good luck-inspired by the repost from yesterday!!

tw: mentions of dying

Shadow and Sonic were standing in front of a balcony, looking out at the city in comfortable silence, when Shadow noticed something. A little gray quill in the middle of Sonic's.

"Hey," he said, reaching for it. "What's this?" he held it out and Sonic turned his head.

"Oh? I guess I'm getting older," Sonic snorts. Shadow's ears drooped slightly when he was hit with that reminder.

Sonic wasn't going to live forever. He was going to die someday. And Shadow would be all alone. Again. Sonic noticed how his ears drooped and his face softened. He put his paws on either side of Shadow's face.

"Hey... don't be like that, Shads. S'just a gray quill. I'm not that old yet," he tries to joke but Shadow's ears droop even more. "Hey, look at me." Shadow coaxes his face up.

"I don't want you to leave me," Shadow mumbles. He doesn't care about being needy or pathetic. He can't be alone again.

"I'm not gonna leave you, Shads. Not soon. It'll take you way longer to get rid of me."

"But someday you're..."

"Someday. It's not today, or tomorrow, or next week. We still have years together. And I'll stay by your side for all of them. I'm not leaving you, Shads." Shadow hugs him tightly and lets a small tear fall down his face. Sonic feels it instantly and looks up. "Oh, Shadow..." Sonic hugs him tighter, letting him feel that he was still there.

"You're going to be gone someday. And I'll have to live without you."

"Good things end, Shads."

"I don't want them to."

"Just close your eyes and pretend that we're young again. It feels the same when you close your eyes."

"What if I close my eyes and you're gone?" Shadow asks, hyperventilating.

"I won't be. Trust me. You can do that for me, can't you?" Shadow nods and closes his eyes.

"Are you still there?" he mumbles.

"Yep. I'm right here. I'll always be right here. You just have to look," Sonic mumbles softly, smoothing Shadow's quills back.

[m3hgumi]

— jjk characters and their college majors

a/n: this is highly unedited! literally just a bunch of brain dump (i will MAYBE write a more fleshed out version of their college lives in the future). for now, this is just for shits and giggles

itadori yuji

mmm i’m thinking kinesiology on the pre physical therapy track

or he’s a student athlete majoring in sports management or business

fushiguro megumi

a struggling pre-vet biochem major. that’s it that’s the fucking tweet.

nobara kugisaki

FASHION SCHOOL BAYBEE !!!

that or marketing

ok but fashion designer nobara … i live for it

zenin maki

this could take so many different directions tbh

engineering bc we love women in stem 💯 but also pre law

OK WHY NOT BOTH

civil/mech engineering on the pre law track. boom.

yuta okkotsu

elementary education! he just has the vibes 😭

inumaki toge

hmmm digital arts or cs bc zero human interaction (this is a lie) and he also canonically hates showering! (anyone remember that one juju sanpo ep)

gojo satoru

ASTROPHYSICS or math education

geto suguru

our little philosophy + literature double major on the pre law track (save him)

nanami kento

finance snake ?!?!? tbh probably accounting tho (the least frat boy snake vibes type of major ever)

panda (really now?)

zoology. (i wonder why 🤭)

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[missamateur]

Wrote this and decided I want to post this here :D

hopefully you guys like it!

Lyrics:

Happy birthday to you

To you, who will never love me back

To you, to you, who won’t feel the same I do

I just wanna say before you turn and fade to black

Happy birthday I love you…

[goatsandpals]

Hey what if the reverse au of the owl house was exactly the same, except for the fact that Hooty’s a duck. Like all the characters are normal and look the same, but Hooty’s a duck?

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[akaittou]

I'm drunk so prepare for a completely unneeded breakdown as to why I think only one answer is even possible:

age gap.... what age gap, they're both maiar

power difference.... what power difference, they're both maiar

incestuous.... by that logic anything between any two elves or any two humans or any two dwarves would be incestuous as well, what??? it's a classification, not a family. even if you wanted to claim all ainur are related you'd then have to consider every single couple among the valar incestuous as well

insensitive to dwarves... how? they're not involved. they're the ones who woke Durin's Bane up in the first place, just because you have beef with someone doesn't mean them finding romance is insensitive towards you

rarepair

try to label monsterfucking problematic i dare you

saruman woobification is a real problem, he's a grown ass maia who made his own decisions and messed up his own chances

not even gracing this with a comment

afaik any woman even remotely involved with either participant is either alive and well, not interested, living her best life in valinor or a combination of all three

fetishisation.... honestly yeah when it's worded like this. balrog is a type of being, not a specific being. they have a name. use it.

we're really just going ahead and assigning maiar genders based on mortal values and then assuming orientations leaning on those apply. maiar can present themselves as anything they like, though their physical forms are difficult to adjust outside the far west - gandalf looks like an old man because that shape was chosen to be the most likely to serve their task, same as the other wizards, not because it's the one they 100% present as - and Durin's Bane didn't even get to choose theirs - balrogs having been shaped by the will and wishes of morgoth. So how do you know the ship is gay at all?

Related previous scholarship on the topic.

[all-my-ocs-are-evil]

[insert poetic title here]

fun fact: this did not start out as isat fanart

(rambling in tags)

[whateveriwant]

I have this one very specific headcanon that Simon is naturally left-handed.

From the moment his little infant consciousness kicked in and he realized he could grab things and bring them to his tiny slobbery mouth, Simon was instinctively reaching with his left hand. But as he got older, for some reason or another, he lost his left-handedness. Well, “lost” is the nicer way of putting it; the truth was he rejected it.

Maybe it was because he was being bullied at school or, hell, maybe he was being harassed by his own father because of it. Whatever the reason, when he was still a boy, Simon forced himself to use his right hand until it became second nature to him.

So now fast forward 30-odd years to where Simon is now a grown adult. He’s got a good job, a nice house, a loving partner…

And, wouldn’t you know it, he’s got a kid who’s left-handed.

Well, let me tell you, the moment Simon realized his kid seemed to favor their left hand over their right, he literally started to weep. But he didn’t cry out of sadness or frustration. Though, it wasn’t out of sheer happiness either.

To be honest, Simon wasn’t exactly sure what he was feeling at that moment. Pride? Envy? Catharsis after experiencing a lifetime of people being cruel over the most trivial of reasons?

Either way, you can bet your ass Simon immediately bought his kiddo any and every left-handed-specific gadget that was out there. Left-handed scissors, left-handed notebooks, left-handed can openers.

Why does a toddler need a can opener? Who cares! The point is that Simon knows just how hard it is to be a leftie in a rightie’s world. So if he can do something to make his kid’s life a little easier – to make the world a more forgiving place than the one he grew up in – he will do that with zero hesitation.

[gensokyo-in-unreality]

Here's where to read the (bad) fic

It's becoming more like a visual novel after Reimu's Stage 5... oh well, too lazy to rewrite the first few chapters.

[notavoyeur]

No one asked for this, but Imma tell y'all what I think anyway...

8472 - Not sure how this would work, but I'd be down to try

Horta - Call me a coward, but I don't want my dick melted off. I salute you, brave Horta fuckers

Trill - I was a no on this, but then I thought; could I do it in the lighting pools? Now I almost want to change my answer

Salt Vampire - Easily the sexiest option on this list. Also the one most likely to kill you. Hard pass for me, but I understand the appeal

Caretaker - It was only now that I learn that "sporocyst" isn't just a technobabble word the writers made up. Turns out our Banjo Man is a mushroom. Smash

The Borg - Sexy, but I'd have to be assimilated to do it. I don't even like needles, so you can imagine how I feel about assimilation tubules

Changling - This was my choice. I'm wilth Lwaxana (although hard pass on Odo himself. I'd rather my date not turn into a cop after)

Crystaline Entity - If you can tell me HOW, I'll consider it

Xindi - I'm not sure how sexy a scuba suit would be, but I'll give it a shot. They DO have those arms...

10C - This sex would be crazy, although I admit, I'd like to get a better look at them than Disco offered before I say one way or the other

Medusan - Get me a blindfold and baby let's go

[soranker]

my girlfriend

[breadstick4breakfast]

i want to be a d&d druid thats just always in wildshape as a cat and is, in turn, unable to speak common but also a cat so there are other ways to talk to me because cat and i would be a little gay lover boy with all the other cats and all the party members would see me come to the camp with another gay cat boyfriend and they would try to translate "why u such a gay little cat boy" but it would just come across as "why gay" and i would just roll over with my gay cat boyfriend and we would steal from all the other party members because they had a bit of meat-based consumables on their plate and gay cat druid

[reineydraws]

✨️ BROTHERS! ✨️

(shouto will live out his idle childhood daydreams, even if he has to reverse their roles himself haha)

[tommygotwrittenoff]

i literally do not care about big emergencies on abc's 911. i want to see my characters talk to each other and have stories that are parallels to small, everyday (everyday for first responders) emergencies

[rosedproblems]

Tumblr please for the love of god, find étoile. I just know you’ll all be swooning over Tobias and loving Cheyanne just like I have. Please, I’m not a content creator and I need content. Help a girl out

[bunnieswithknives]

Thanks.

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