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So, thanks to President Biden’s Infrastructure Bill, remote locations on the Navajo Nation Reservation will be receiving electricity for the first time — ever.

Also, water treatment devices are being developed to help the tribe access clean running water. After decades without.

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Jessica is biblical too, even older since it's the name of someone in Genesis.

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Canon scenes from Ward

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whatever who gives a shit anymore doggirl jackie

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I invented a superhero named Gunman. He's like Batman but he lives in a guncave, drives a guncar, and to stop enemies he throws gun shaped boomerangs

Jason using his guns as blunt weapons is so funny like imagine ur getting shot at by the Red Hood, he runs out of ammo, you think you have a chance and he just throws the fucking pistol at you

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Hello, I woke up and chose violence today

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Yeah I'm adding "I will condemn calls for violence" to my political beliefs

No more punching Nazis, y'all can't tell who's a Nazi

No more guillotine for the rich, y'all can't tell who's rich

No more killing rapists, y'all don't know who is a rapist

I wishing could talk about distinguishing civilians versus actively murderous terrorists here too but apparently y'all don't know what a civilian or a terrorist is either

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Really interesting article. Love when someone knows a lot about something and is righteously pissed

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It counts as the start of a redemption arc but true redemption cannot be achieved until forgiveness is asked for and given.

Also this is just Worm

Series with big cast of protagonists, but it’s revealed to the audience very early on that character A is a traitor who’s secretly working for the villains. They secretly sabotage missions, they leak information to the villains, they do tangible damage to the protagonists’ success, they possibly even hurt people, and the audience is prepared for them to be revealed as a traitor or redeem themselves or both.

And they do have a character arc — over the course of the series they continue to feel worse about trying to sabotage people who see them as a friend, and in one episode character A finally goes “Wait this is awful. I don’t want to do this anymore.” They cut contact with the villains and actually for real start helping the protagonists.

But character A never tells anyone that they were ever a traitor. To the rest of the protagonists nothing’s changed except that wow we’re having a lot more luck these days, isn’t that weird? They never apologize for working against the protagonists but they do work to change themselves and try to help people they’re warily calling friends.

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Singular regular sized frog that was really mischievous

*while making out* so, you think it was a singular giant frog or multiple frogs?

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[ID: youtube comment from Hal Sawyer:

My favorite relic English still used everywhere is the word "the" used in phrases like: "the more I look at this, the stranger it seems, or "the bigger they come, the harder they fall". This "the" is not the article of any noun, it is a different word, a conjunction descended from the old English "þā", pronounced "tha" which means either "when" or "then". Back in early Middle English the structure "if - then" had not taken over and if you wanted to express an if - then relationship you said "þā whatever, þā whatever", meaning "when such-and- such, then such-and-such". "þā" sounds almost the same as "the" and the spelling of the two converged, but the meaning remained totally different. "the more, the merrier" literally means "when more, then merrier" or "if more, then merrier'; same as centuries ago.

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this is so cool

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People can barely read the actual lines

It’s always funny when people don’t understand first person POV. Like there are people mad that Offred in The Handmaid’s Tale doesn’t comment on the racism and homophobia that undoubtedly occurs during the Gilead regime to the point where we are in the dark on these people’s fates. When Offred’s passivity and disinterest on the topic IS the commentary in question. You have to read between the lines

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Since you can't click the link in the screenshot, zhyd is Russian for kike.

Hi uhhh if you’re in Pagan circles please stay far away from this symbol and anyone who uses it!

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pov ur about to become a victim beneficiary of medical malpractice

pov ur about to become a victim of medical malpractice

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They also literally started the war on Simchat Torah. And then there was the Yom Kippur war.

To anyone who was mad about israel attacking during Ramadan, Hamas and Hezbollah are attacking during passover