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#incorrect murdoch mysteries quotes
laurastacey · 12 days
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James Pendrick: I don't appreciate your accusatory tone.
Detective Murdoch: I'd use a different tone but I'm trying to accuse you of something.
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Murdoch: i just ended a five year relationship George: are you okay? *brackenreid dragging robert perry and james gillies to the station house* Murdoch: it's okay, it wasn't mine
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veryrealimagination · 9 months
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George: My name is George. This is Henry. Can you say George or Henry back to us if you want to communicate? If you have it in you.
George: What if we got a Henry and George on the dictionary?
Henry: I would love it. I would love it! I doubt that's in the dictionary, but...
Spirit Box: Nerd.
Both: Laughing Hysterically.
Henry (still laughing): God damn it!
George (also still laughing): Fuck you, Ghost. Dude, touche though, to-
Henry (out of breath laughing): That was very good. I've never been so owned by our own recorder.
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Willam Murdoch:*carrying all the groceries*
Julia Ogden: *holds out her hand to help*
Willam Murdoch: * aggressively moves all the bags to one arm to hold his wife’s hand*
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Brackenreid: How did none of you hear what I just said?!
Watts: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
George: I got distracted halfway through.
Henry: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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belongstocaptaindoyle · 9 months
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Higgins: I don't think we can enter this bar. Watts: Why? Higgins: Because it says 18+ only allowed and there's only three of us. Crabtree: Dumb bitch, we'll just invite more people. Watts : looks into the camera like he's on The Office
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Murdoch: Am I right, Watts? Watts: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening.
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murdochfantasies · 1 year
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someone said this on Reddit today and it sounds like if Watts and George were having a conversation 💀
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animetrashmuffin · 1 year
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Based on this post by @incorrect-murdoch-quotes
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lifewithwatts · 1 year
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"As a homosexual and an officer of the law, my policy is that it's only illegal if you get caught."
-Llewellyn Watts, probably
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Eugene [leaving a movie theatre]: I'm merely stating that given that the film was based on a Jules Verne novel, they could pay at least cursory attention to scientific plausibility.
Katrina: I believe it's meant for children, Eugene.
Eugene: Precisely. You wouldn't want them to go through life with a distorted understanding of physics.
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Ray: I have an an announcement... I think.
Peter: You think you have an announcement or you’re announcing that you think?
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sizzlemcfrizzle · 1 year
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Julia, rushing into the room: It’s terrible, just terrible! I am so upset!
Murdoch: Julia, honey, sit down! Sweetheart, tell us all about it. George , would you get Julia some water?
George : What are they gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, “Thank God, the water’s here!”?
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veryrealimagination · 2 years
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Murdoch: Everyone keeps asking me to record a thirst trap, and I think today's the day.
Murdoch: *sneaks up behind a water bottle and throws a bag over it*
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Dr Emily Grace: *touches the ground* Something awful happened here
Detective Llewelyn Watts: Like what?
Emily: something… heterosexual.
*both shiver*
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fvck-the-patriarchy · 8 months
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Julia: You don't think I can fight because of my gender!
Murdoch: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress! For what it's worth, I don't think Watts can fight in that dress either.
Watts: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.
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