#incorrect pokemon

[rainbowrocketquotes]

Guzma, finding a random wild Galvantula: Aw! Can we keep it?

Ghetsis, who was dragged along: No. Colress is afraid of spiders.

Guzma: We can get a new scientist!

[shigerussato]

them.

[incorrect-legendary-quotes]

this has probably been done before but

-🌌

[pokeprism14]

You: Mistress Cogita, I need your advice on something.

Cogita: What is it dear lost one?

You: Lately I’ve been feeling off. My face gets hot, my heart pounds uncontrollably, and I keep stuttering.

You: I don’t know what’s wrong with me.

Cogita, smiling: Dear lost one, that’s called love.

You: oh…/////

Cogita: So who makes you feel this way lost one?

You: Volo.

Cogita: You should go see a doctor.

[edgy-girlboss]

Adaman: Irida is playing hard to get. Adaman: Little does she know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

[superstition13]

You, trying to be seductive: Hey, I'm going to take a bath, wanna help me out?

Volo: ... Do people no longer bathe in your time?

You: ...

Volo, somewhat concerned: Have you never bathed before?

[wrightworth-yaoi]

Silver: it’s my birthday

Gold: yep happy birthday

Green: congratulations on ageing

Silver: i have defeated everyone who has tried to wrong me

[microsoft-bubbles-screensaver]

Adaman: Have you ever wanted to just be a microwave? Just spin... and be warm... and make incoherent noises... and be useful...

Arezu: Are you ok?

Adaman: No please take me to therapy.

Melli: hang on he has a point.

[verycorrectpokemon]

Drayden: autism be damned my boys can run a subway

[violetpink]

Blue(F): Oh, so when a Murkrow remembers people who wronged them and holds grudges, it’s “intelligent” and “really cool” but when I do it I’m “petty” and “need to let it go.”

[rainbowrocketquotes]

Giovanni, waking up after being knocked out: ...Where am I? Is this heaven?

Guzma, banging on the door: Giovanni! Open up!!

Giovanni: Oh no

Giovanni: It's hell

[shigerussato]

the oak-ketchum family’s reaction to ash falling down the stairs :

[incorrect-legendary-quotes]

Lunala: I CAN'T DO IT!

Solgaleo, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Lunala: I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE.

Tapu Koko: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Lunala:

Lunala: I appreciate it,

Lunala: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Tapu Fini: Lunala-

Lunala: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Tapu Bulu: Lunala we gotta-

Lunala: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Lunala: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Lunala, motioning to Necrozma: NOT FUCKING THIS.

[pokeprism14]

You: I’m going to bed.

Volo: It’s noon?

You: Time isn’t real.

*Dialga huffing in defiance*

[edgy-girlboss]

Kamado: Where's Adaman?

Akari: He's, uh... busy.

Irida: Being an idiot.

Kamado: What kind of idiot?

Irida: The "everything is now on fire" kind.

[superstition13]

Adaman: Okay, we need to cut down on clan expenses as we seek to expand, is there anything we can live without?

You: Probably Melli

Melli: HEY-