#incorrect resident evil village quotes

[rosestarlightkatarina]

[donnas-dollface]

Y/N: When Alcina was born, the gods said, "She's too perfect for this world."

Heisenberg: Oh please, when she was born the devil said, "Oh, competition."

[cherryxsapphic]

If Mia had a route in resident lover

Mia @ Mc: come kiss me on my hot mouth, I'm feeling romantical

Mc: tf??

I need her <33

[caitlynmeow]

*Cassandra and Daniela sitting in jail together* Daniela: So who should we call? Cassandra: I’d call Bela, but I feel safer in jail.

[yoursaltytears]

Daniela: Cass can I borrow your new scythe?

Cassandra: No, get your own.

Daniela: But-

Cassandra: N.O. No

Daniela: you want to see what real power is huh?.

Cassandra: whatever-

Daniela: MOTHER!

Cassandra: ssshhh! sssh! Shut your mouth! Here you can take it!.

Daniela: 😌✨

Cassandra: 😒

[teaaagan]

Text

Y/N, texting Alcina: *sends a voice message*

Alcina, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Y/N: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

*later*

Alcina: *presses play*

Y/N's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

[ladybathoryy]

Y/n: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Y/n: If you don't want to die, give me all your money!

Karl:Bold of you to assume I have money.

Donna:Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Alcina:Bold of you to assume I can die.

Moreau:wait,what were we doing???

[words-etched-in-her-skin]

Reader, being pushed down onto Alcina's bed: "M-my lady.. shouldn't we close the door first??"

Alcina: "Quiet, pet, and bend over. I'm going to stuff you like a Thanksgiving turkey."

All three girls, staring from the hallway in horror: "MOTHERRRR!"

[twilidragonrin-art]

Based on an incorrect quote

[ctitan98official]

Damn. Writing fanfiction is hard.

Pretty sure I nailed it this time, though. It’s all in the editing 😏

Masterlist

[hollywood-rose]

this came to me in a dream .

[rosestarlightkatarina]

[donnas-dollface]

Angie, pointing at Donna: This is Donna. Donna enjoys her personal space.

Angie, pointing at Y/N whose head is in Donna's lap: This is Y/N. Y/N also enjoys Donna's personal space.

[cherryxsapphic]

Y/N: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Cassandra: Only if you also don't ask why

Cassandra: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Y/N:

Cassandra:

Y/N: This one is fine

[caitlynmeow]

Bela: Tell Cassandra off, Daniela! Assert yourself!  Daniela: That's my ice cream!  Bela: Good! Now let her have it!!  Daniela, handing Cassandra the ice cream: Here, you can have it!

[yoursweetdenial]

Miranda and the 4 Lords: *greet Y/N and tell her their names*

Y/N: I'm not good with names. *addressing Alcina* Uhmm... Can I call you mine?)))

Donna to Miranda: That was smooth