#incorrect shaman king quotes

[hotarushinpei]

Cloaked Shaman: Sorry to interrupt the Spirit of Fire’s lunch, but I guess I just had to join the celebration over…the recent death of that entire shaman team.

Zang-Ching: Of course you’re here for that, cause once we’re done with you, you’re next on the entree plate, buddy!

Cloaked Shaman: I wouldn’t be too sure about that. After all, I’m far too familiar with how flagrant you guys are with lives, something Hao’s all too familiar with.

Hao: Is that so? 

Cloaked Shaman: Yeah. Since I'm all too familiar with your past lives…or your past deaths, as I like to call them.

Luchist: Past…deaths?

Cloaked Shaman: I was there to witness them both. And they were very well-deserved now that I mention it. Not to mention the deaths at the hands of all of you. Lilirara, Fudou and his team, Lyserg Diethel's parents; I was there to witness all of them. Each. Life. Human or Shaman alike. Frivolously. Taken. By you. And Fed. To the Spirit of Fire. But none of you even noticed me, because shamans like you laugh in the face of death, right? But you're not laughing now...are you?

Matilda: H-how does he even know about all that?

Turbine: But all of those deaths were necessary, my fellow shaman! To create the Shaman-only Kingdom Master Hao desires!

Peyote: There’s no way you could’ve known about all those fools…unless…

Hao: You’re no shaman at all. You’re…you’re…

Death: Death. And I don’t mean it metaphorically or rhetorically or poetically or theoretically or in any other fancy way. I’m Death. Straight. Up. And I’ve come for you, Hao Asakura, and all your vile disciples.

Hao: But…we’re all still alive.

Death: Y’know, I’m not really a shaman person. Aside from one special case, I find the very idea of humans controlling life after death absurd and with how flagrantly and willingly you ended the lives of most of the shamans competing in this tournament, unlike your brother, you clearly don’t value life at all. Not your brother’s, not your descendants, not even your own. So…why don’t I do us all a favor and take all of your lives now?

Opacho: But that…that’s cheating.

Death: Shhhh…don’t tell.

[datlokibumtho]

Keiko: "I wrote whoreraddish instead of horseraddish."

Hao: "Oh, no, that's something different."

Yoh: "No one wants that."

Mikihisa: "It would explain the spiciness, though."

[funbari-onsen-team]

[malvo-ish]

Manta: So how are you? Horohoro: I saw Ren carrying a hamster so I asked him if I could pet it but it was actually a muffin so I’m on my way to jump off of a cliff now.

[ncko-art]

manta: nice fern shirt

yo: don't be ridiculous manta it's obviously weed

amidamaru: no its definitely a fern master yoh

yo: on an unrelated note i must be going home now

[otakucringe]

Lyserg: Fa freddo...

Ryu: Ecco, tieni la mia giacca *blink*

Horo Horo: Oh diamine, che freddo..! *Palesemente una scusa visto che resiste bene il freddo*

Ren: E che cazzo, Horo Horo, non posso controllare il tempo!

[luminaryhub-archive]

Hao: It is my humble opinion that you should continue the process to commit die. 

[kibou-no-hana]

Horohoro: I really wish you’d just admit when you make a mistake.

Ren, stirring his tea: Maybe I just prefer it with salt.

[chaoticpeanutt]

For anyone wondering how their relationship started, this is how  

[sasoustuff]

Yoh: And this is my ex-fiancé Anna~

Anna: I told you to stop calling me that. I am your wife.

-Bonus-

Yoh: *showing ring* forever~

Anna: idiot~

[rainonyourback]

Jeanne: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Hao: Hey, Marco, how tall are you?

[datlokibumtho]

Hao: "I don't like tomatoes."

Mikihisa: "Oh, come on."

Hao: "I don't. I don't like tomatoes."

Mikihisa: "Now you sound like you're brother."

Hao: "Yoh likes caprice salad, he likes tomatoes."

Mikihisa: "That is true."

Hao: "Yoh is living a terrible lie when it comes to tomatoes, I'm being honest about it."

Mikihisa: "That's fair."

Keiko:

[fruitysmellz]

Yoh: If Anna steps on my face, I’d thank her.

Yoh: …

Yoh: Anna, please step on my face.

Everyone else: ∑(ΦдΦlll

Anna: (///~_~///)

[animetrashmuffin]

Hello!! 7, 23 and 24 for the asks game, please? I'm dealing with art block, so I'd love some advice :)

7 is so incredibly hard because I have so many fanworks that I cannot get over but like, trying to dig that shit up in a clear concise way? Impossible so here's some published stuff (all comics/graphic novels - this should surprise no one) that I love and go back to like a second home:

Camelot 3000 by Mike W. Barr and Brian Bolland

Beanworld by Larry Marder

Elfquest by Wendy Pini (shoutout to @kodiaksage for having excellent taste!)

Death, Lies, and Treachery by John Wagner and Cam Kennedy

Jack Kirby's Mister Miracle

Dinosaur Shaman by Mark Schultz

23 is a definite YES - I usually listen to stuff over watching it because for the longest time I was watching Naruto and I like the subs so like...fuck, gotta read. But I am currently listening to an insane combination of Glass Animals, the Wombats, The Knocks and Anime OP mixes. I also listen to audiobooks (currently re-listening to It by Stephen King an absolute favorite)

24 - I'll try my best to articulate...for the most part I don't get artblock (which is unfair of me and why I am the spiders george of the kakairu fandom and I'M FUCKING SORRY Y'ALL) but here's what usually happens - I start to be able to recognize the flaws in my art (because I'm getting BETTER THIS IS A GOOD THING I TELL MYSELF) and that can really take the wind out of your sails...SOLUTION FOR ME - Community. I have been so incredibly lucky to land in some wonderful communities and they are so very supportive but also an inspiration. It's hard (for me) to not want to create when I see everyone else's beautiful creations...and it always helps when everyone else has felt the same way you do and the best thing to do is do what makes you happy (I tend to do incorrect quote comics when I'm feeling down as they always make me happy). And sometimes you just need to get a piece DONE because it will never be where you want it to be and it will fucking haunt you till it's over. EXORCISE THAT SHIT WE AIN'T GOT TIME FOR GHOSTS. I'm so sorry for the novel but I hope if this wasn't helpful it was at least interesting. If you're not part of a community yet and you are interested, check out the @kakairu-discord-server and come scream at me and I'll scream right back.

[luminaryhub-archive]

Yoh: We need to go... stress isn’t good for the baby. Manta: Yeah al-- WAIT WHAT BABY?! Yoh: Me. I’m baby.

[datlokibumtho]

Hao: "Can we have some candy?"

Keiko: "I got this candy for Mother's Day."

Yoh: "You're only a mother because of us."