#incorrect shatter me quotes

[ravenclawh0re18]

Juliette: *yawns* Warner: Being that pretty must be so tiring, love. Juliette: Then you must be exhuasted. Kenji: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

[shattermelyhfmlblog]

Remember when warnette

"Are you attracted to him? "

"I'm attracted to you"

"I'm serious"

"So am I"

And then AARON WARNER, THE CHIEF COMMANDER OF SECTOR-45 BLUSHED!?!?!?!?

[aireenwarner]

Warner: Am i in hell?

Kenji: No, Warner. If you were in hell you’d be on the throne and the devils would be packing

[nazeera-is-underrated]

KENJI - Aaron isn’t answering his phone

JULIETTE - I’ll call him

KENJI - Nazeera and i have both tried ten times what makes you thi-

AARON - hello love?

[gergthecat]

Kenji: Aaron, do you want to talk about your feelings?

Juliette: I do.

Kenji: I know, Juliette.

Juliette: I’m sad.

Kenji: I know, Juliette.

Aaron: Why are you sad? Who made you sad? Where do they live? Was it Kenji? I knew it was Kenji.

[cyanidesouffle]

Real life applied mathematics

Juliette: If Warner has ten Gucci bags and Kenji takes four, how many Gucci bags does Warner have?

James: Warner would never give his Gucci bags to anyone.

Juliette: Let's say Kenji steals four Gucci bags from Warner without permission, how many bags does Warner have?

James: Warner will have ten Gucci bags and a dead Kenji.

Juliette: *Sigh*

Warner: He's not wrong.

Kenji: Wait, whaAT?

[shallyne]

Kenji: that is legit the same tubboware I gave Nazeera

Warner: what are you saying? Say it again

Kenji: tubboware

Warner: say it again, slow

Kenji: tubboware

Warner: slow, very slow. Say the first syllable

Kenji: tub

Warner: wrong

Kenji: what do you mean, wrong?

Warner: You're throwing B's at me. It's P's, Kishimoto.

Kenji: What are you talking about?

Warner: Tupperware. Tupper.

Kenji: It's tupper?

Warner: it always has been

[murasaki-cha]

Me: *walking up in front of the stage*

Me: *dramatic pause*

Me: *single tear slips down my face*

Me: KENJI KISHIMOTO

Crowd: *erupts with cheers and applause*

[reebslibrary]

Kenji : I won't fight you.

Juliette : why? because I am a woman?

Kenji : No, because you're scary.

[ravenclawh0re18]

Kenji: FOUR MONTHS. Juliette: What's going on? Nazeera: Just enjoy the show Warner: It's not a big deal. Kenji: FOUR MONTHS YOU STOOD THERE AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT. Warner: It kept you busy, which kept you away from me, which gave me peace. I don't see anything wrong with that

[shattermelyhfmlblog]

Warner: Juliette, can you help me? All my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.

Juliette, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than her size : No

___________

Credits to the owner. 🌷

[aireenwarner]

Anderson should’ve been a writer instead. Man schemed a whole enemies to lovers story for his son just to torment him. And not to mention the LOVE TRIANGLE. Damn so much wasted potential. He could’ve been a succesful writer AND a baker. The readers would’ve loved him.

[nazeera-is-underrated]

KENJIS POV

there’s a psycho hot chick living with us now? cool

oh wait thats the chick I’m supposed to get to omega point

oh shit she ran away with Adam

ew she’s making out with Adam

i took her and Adam to omega point

omega points gone, let’s go back to adams shitty house

oh no we lost Juliette

she’s here with Warner

shes hugging Warner

SHES KISSING WARNER

fuck you Adam

oh actually, warners ok

[gergthecat]

Aaron, dressed as a present: Merry Christmas, Love.

Juliette: Aaron.

Aaron: Ella.

Juliette: Aaron, it’s July.

Aaron: So?

Juliette: So you can’t just cover yourself in wrapping paper and a bow and expect me to unwrap you.

Aaron: Is that so?

Juliette, aggressively tearing the paper off: Yes.

[cyanidesouffle]

Warner feels like the type of guy who'd know exactly what everyone wants/needs for a gift by just being observant.

So the omega pointers opens their gifts and are always like "Oh HOW did you know?!" :D

And Warner would be like, "How would I not know? You bitch about it all the time..."

[pinkestpeony]

Kenji, to Juliette: Oh, I know. This must be so hard. ‘Oh, no! Two men love me. They’re both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet’s too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight!'