#incorrect ttte quotes

[unpopularvivian]

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 94:

Gordon: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. 

The Steam Team: Awwww- 

Gordon: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything." 

The Steam Team: Oh.

[ryan1014n2]

Skarloey comes to a realization

[putuponpercy]

"NWR IS UNFAIR! THE FAT CONTROLLER IS IN THERE! STANDING AT THE CONCESSIONS! PLOTTING HIS OPPRESSION!" — Percy after having his scarf rights revoked

[autumnwander]

Thomas : .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

Gordon : What's that?

Thomas: Remorse code.

Gordon : I'm even angrier now.

[imitation-steamroller]

Nia: Lady, give me patience.

Ace: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Nia: If Lady gave me strength, you'd be dead.

[oliverfan72]

Rusty: What time is it? Peter Sam: I don’t know, but let's find out. Peter Sam: *Blows his whistle loudly* Sir Handel: WHO THE FUCK IS BLOWING THEIR WHISTLE AT TWO IN THE MORNING?! Peter Sam: It’s 2 am

[feigeroman]

This week's Fat Controller in a nutshell...

*TFC holds up a teapot*

The Fat Controller: Spot of tea...?

*TFC suddenly drops the teapot and pulls out a knife*

The Fat Controller: GIVE US YER ENGINES!

[konnosaurus]

ttte as incorrect quotes part one of.. probably quite a few haha! i like to think thomas heard his driver n fireman say that to each other once and has been waiting to use it ever since heh! part two here!

[thebunnylord]

Sir Topham Hatt: on the twelfth day of Christmas my engines sent to me:

Emily: twelve truck a-troubling

Oliver: eleven grumpy passengers

Douglas: ten tonnes of damaged goods

Donald: nine delayed trains

Duck: eight OSHA violations

Toby: seven derailed tar trucks

Percy: six safety valves a-popping

James: FIVE CLASS ACTION LAWSUITS!!!

Gordon: four smashed up buffers

Henry: three striking engines

Edward: two twins a-scheming

Thomas: AND A GIANT GAPPING HOLE IN THE STATION MASTER’S HOUSE!!!

[naurasweetarudesu]

Skarloey Railway Game Night: Card Game

Rusty: "Remember, everyone. It's just a game."

Sir Handel: "Yeah, no need to take it so serious."

Duncan: "Aye, I agree. Winning or losing is normal in a game."

Peter Sam: "The important thing is that we all have fun~!"

Later...

Sir Handel: *(slams the deck of cards on the table)* "HA! I WIN! LOSEEEERRR~"

Duncan: *(grabs Sir Handel by the neck)*

Peter Sam: *(grabs the nearest beer bottle and prepares to swing it at Duncan's head)*

Rusty: *(Takes out a pocket knife from their pocket to stop Peter Sam)*

[unpopularvivian]

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 141:

*Everybody is attending a funeral*

Gordon: We are gathered here today because someone- *Glares at Thomas' coffin* -Couldn’t stay alive like I told him to!!!!!

[ryan1014n2]

[putuponpercy]

Gordon: You know when I first met you I thought you were incredibly annoying

James: ...

Gordon: ....

James: ...and...?

Gordon: You still are

[autumnwander]

Thomas: Here you go, Gordon, a nice hot cup of coffee!

Gordon: It's cold.

Thomas: A nice cup of coffee.

Gordon: It's horrible!

Thomas: Cup of coffee.

Gordon: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee.

Thomas: C U P.

[theredengineapologist]

[Thomas and Friends Season 19 Episode 10, "The Truth About Toby", summarized]

*all the engines on Sodor gather around*

Thomas, solemnly: Today, I'm afraid we have lost our dear old friend Toby.

Toby, yelling from the scrapyards: QUIT TELLIN' EVERYONE I'M DEAD!

Thomas: *sheds tear* Sometimes, I can still hear his voice.

[mean-scarlet-deceiver]

thomas: i made a marshmallow sir topham hatt. see? his arms are crossed because he's mad at all the marshmallow engines for annoying him. you like it?

the fat controller, choked up: it's fine.