#ttte incorrect quote

[konnosaurus]

ttte as incorrect quotes part two of.. an as-yet-undecided number! this time my bestie jame is here hehe though... not having the best time oof. part one here!

[thebunnylord]

More things Donald has said in his sleep

“I am not safe” (gets up, leaves the bed in his sleep, face plants directly on top of Duck who was also asleep, broke Duck)

“Bogalogaloogaloogalouloo- (chokes on his own spit)

“I need a doctor.”

“The cabbage ate Dilly!”

“SCOOTLAND! FOREVAH!

“Waiter, this pasta is Irish”

“Mm… salty”

“Do you even know what a tissue is!?”

“Shots shot shots shots”

“Please kindly refrain from playing thunder stuck on the banjo.”

“That sounded expensive”

“Dougie! Run! The signal box is haunted!”

“Why do I smell a pipe bomb?”

“But mum! Think of the Children!”

“For the last !!#$!! Time! Stop leaving your kids on my goods train!”

“Thomas is sick? I hope it’s cancer.”

“Why the !!&$#!! Would I pay for grilled cheese?”

“!!,&$!! Oliver’s dead. Oh no.”

(Sleep walks over to my bed, pats it, curls up on the floor next to it, and snores)

“In this economy class!?”

“Since when?…. Oh…”

“My pawns found Jesus. He’s in the lost and found.”

“I’m putting duck up for adoption.”

“Because !!$#!! You! That’s why!”

“Oh, I’m dead.”

“Bleugh.”

“Who’s Boris!?”

[naurasweetarudesu]

Skarloey Railway Game Night: Card Game

Rusty: "Remember, everyone. It's just a game."

Sir Handel: "Yeah, no need to take it so serious."

Duncan: "Aye, I agree. Winning or losing is normal in a game."

Peter Sam: "The important thing is that we all have fun~!"

Later...

Sir Handel: *(slams the deck of cards on the table)* "HA! I WIN! LOSEEEERRR~"

Duncan: *(grabs Sir Handel by the neck)*

Peter Sam: *(grabs the nearest beer bottle and prepares to swing it at Duncan's head)*

Rusty: *(Takes out a pocket knife from their pocket to stop Peter Sam)*

[greendreamer]

Wilbert: Excuse me, I've got to go and climb Gordon's Hill

Wilbert: *Proceeds to climb Gordon*

Gordon: !?!?

[the-quackeroos]

Duck: D & D, get in here. We're going to Loo Loo Land! Donald: Loo Loo Land? Douglas: *crashes through a window* LOO LOO LAND?! Duck: Loo Loo Land!!! Cecil: *obviously suffering under a hangover* SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!

[thatcheeseycandle]

When you pull up an Incorrect Quotes generator while studying then you just get these: (these ones are my favs)

[mondsee-the-cr-engine-118]

Donald: Ah, nae thing's greater than a fresh coffee on New Years - *grabs his coffee, only to realize that there's no coffee*

Donald: ...

Donald: Oi! WHICH WEE SHOOGLE STOLE MEH FOOKIN COFFEE?! 😠💢

Douglas: *comes downstairs to make Mondsee tea and himself coffee* Mornin' Donnie, what's yer yellin' aboot?

Donald: Some wee SHOOGLE just stole meh fookin coffee! 😠💢

Douglas: 'ell, it cannae be me or our sweet lassie, b'cause she's still sleepin' upstairs. Plus ah just came downstairs tae make me self coffee an' our lassie some winter fruit tea.

Donald: Which one? We've a huge amount of tea 'ere.

Douglas: *thinks for a moment while he's looking at the tea sorts, then finds a perfect one* ~the tea Douglas took was strawberry cheese cake flavored~

Douglas: Hmm... *gives the tea a sniff* That's the one!

Donald: *also gives the tea a sniff* I say Dougie, that's some good, sweet smelling tea.

Douglas: Aye, an' the lass herself drinks very rarely coffee.

Donald: thinking *Ah should ask the lass if Ah could drink some of that tea sort with her later*

Toad: *comes downstairs* G'mornin Mr Donald and Mr Douglas!

The Scottish Twins: Mornin Toad!

Everyone else of the Little Western family (except Mondsee) walk downstairs and into the kitchen

Douglas: Wait... Where's Moonie?

Orchidea: Still sleeping, Mr Douglas. We all know that, whenever she got a chance to get some sleep, she's a deep sleeper and depending on how tired she is, very hard to wake up.

*After the Breakvan-Duo (Toad and Orchidea) managed to wake up Mondsee and all three returned downstairs to their friends, Douglas handed Mondsee the tea (which she thanked him for), and they all wished each other a HAPPY NEW YEARS*

Mondsee: *looks outside the kitchen window while waiting for her tea to cool a little bit, only to see a very hyper active, yellow dressed twin pair running around like crazy*

Mondsee: ...

Toad: Are you alright, Ms Mondsee?

Mondsee: Aye, aim okay Toad. It's just that Bill an' Ben are outside an runnin around like crazy. Like as if they're under some sort of coffee-rush.

The others: *look outside the window*

Orchidea: ...

Toad: ...

Oliver: ...

Duck: ...

The Scottish Twins: ...

Ryan: ...

Orchidea: *sigh* I'll call Mr Edward tae pick the yellow twin-duo up...

*After she did that, everyone waited for Edward*

Edward: *arrives* Hey guys, you called? Also, happy new Year to you guys!

Mondsee: 'appy new Years tae ye too, Edward! About why Orchidea called ye... *points towards the window*

Edward: *looks outside and sees what Bill and Ben are doing* Oh... Uhm, how did they get a coffee-rush?

Douglas: They stole an' apparently drank Donnie's coffee.

Edward: I understand...

Mondsee: What a way tae begin the new year.

Everyone laughs at that.

*Edward then says goodbye to the Little Westeners, before he picks up Bill and Ben and takes the twins back to the Quarry. Mondsee made Donald some new coffee, and everyone continues their day like any other*

[unpopularvivian]

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 94:

Gordon: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. 

The Steam Team: Awwww- 

Gordon: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything." 

The Steam Team: Oh.

[ryan1014n2]

Skarloey comes to a realization

[konnosaurus]

ttte as incorrect quotes part one of.. probably quite a few haha! i like to think thomas heard his driver n fireman say that to each other once and has been waiting to use it ever since heh! part two here!

[thebunnylord]

Sir Topham Hatt: on the twelfth day of Christmas my engines sent to me:

Emily: twelve truck a-troubling

Oliver: eleven grumpy passengers

Douglas: ten tonnes of damaged goods

Donald: nine delayed trains

Duck: eight OSHA violations

Toby: seven derailed tar trucks

Percy: six safety valves a-popping

James: FIVE CLASS ACTION LAWSUITS!!!

Gordon: four smashed up buffers

Henry: three striking engines

Edward: two twins a-scheming

Thomas: AND A GIANT GAPPING HOLE IN THE STATION MASTER’S HOUSE!!!

[putuponpercy]

"NWR IS UNFAIR! THE FAT CONTROLLER IS IN THERE! STANDING AT THE CONCESSIONS! PLOTTING HIS OPPRESSION!" — Percy after having his scarf rights revoked

[naurasweetarudesu]

I feel like this is them in MSR

[theredengineapologist]

[Thomas and Friends Season 19 Episode 10, "The Truth About Toby", summarized]

*all the engines on Sodor gather around*

Thomas, solemnly: Today, I'm afraid we have lost our dear old friend Toby.

Toby, yelling from the scrapyards: QUIT TELLIN' EVERYONE I'M DEAD!

Thomas: *sheds tear* Sometimes, I can still hear his voice.

[mean-scarlet-deceiver]

thomas: i made a marshmallow sir topham hatt. see? his arms are crossed because he's mad at all the marshmallow engines for annoying him. you like it?

the fat controller, choked up: it's fine.

[autumnwander]

Thomas : .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

Gordon : What's that?

Thomas: Remorse code.

Gordon : I'm even angrier now.