#incorrect wild thornberrys

[incorrect90snicktoonquotes]

Debbie: *is mild-to-moderately inconvenienced* Debbie: Leaving the womb was a mistake.

[harveybwabbit92]

Taro: We'll be gone until after the eclipse. Will you be all right with babysitting your cousin Alto?

Taiga, while holding Alto is who pulling on his horns: Are you kidding? This'll be the highlight of my young life!

Taro: That's the spirit, son!

Taiga: ...Dad, have you completely lost your ability to recognize sarcasm?

Taro:I'm not sure I ever had it, Taiga! (leaves)

[incorrectstevesagaquotes]

You've made it onto my 'Why I'm Miserable' collage!

Illusion Steve, probably

[incorrect101dalmatians]

Rolly: I've never gone so many days without eating. I must have lost six pounds. Lucky: We've only been gone for five hours. Rolly: That long!? I better go get some cookies.

[weirdkev27]

General Yunan:*her left hand is covering her left eye. She moves a pen in front of her face*

Yunan: I don’t want to alarm you, Mi’Lady, but I’m afraid I lost the sight in my eye.

Lady Olivia: Move your hand, Yunan.

Yunan:*does so and can now see through both eyes again*

Yunan:*dreamily* What a woman.

[tf2-but-incorrect]

Medic: We'll be gone until after we get the intelligence back, are you sure you'll be all right here with Spy?

Scout: Sure Doc. It'll be the highlight of my life.

Medic: That's ze spirit!

Scout: Doc, have you seriously lost your ability to notice sarcasm?

Medic: Not sure I ever had it! Now you wait right here and protect ze base, if your lucky you might see a snake wriggling about!

Scout: Great, lemme go get a jar to hold my joy!

Medic: Alright, we'll wait right her- oh that was sarcasm wasn't it! .. you do that rather frequently don't you?

[montgomerydadbodyscotty]

Kirk: Bones, just how long is this sulking going to go on?

Bones: Hmm, another thirty-five, forty minutes. Then I'll start up again tomorrow.

Kirk: Well, get some rest. I know it must be draining.

[emmikay]

Munkustrap: Tugger, just how long is this sulking going to go on?

Rum Tum Tugger: Hmm, another thirty-five, forty minutes. Then I’ll start up again tomorrow.

Bombalurina: Well, get some rest. I know it must be draining.

[incorrect-catcf-quotes]

Augustus: I’fe nefer gone so many days vizout eating, I must have lost 10 pounds.

Veruca: We’ve only been gone for five hours.

Augustus: Zat long?! I better go get some cookies.

[incorrectnwsl]

Marta: If you need anything from me, reconsider.

[incorrectngequotes]

Shinji: [Gloomy] Another dinner, another day. Another meaningless moment in this pantomime we call...(sees burgers on the table and perks up) BURGERS!

[incorrect90snicktoonquotes]

Oh. It's okay. I guess I wasn't meant to have a good life.

Debbie

[incorrectpeanutsquotes]

First, a quick nap. Then, lunch. Followed by a longer nap.

Snoopy

[incorrectstevesagaquotes]

Galaxy Steve: First, a quick nap. Then, lunch. Followed by a longer nap.

[totallycorrectsailormoonquotes]

First, a quick nap. Then, lunch. Followed by a longer nap.

Usagi

[weirdkev27]

Phillianne:*her left hand is covering her left eye. She moves a pen in front of her face*

Philli: I don’t want to alarm you, Darling, but I’m afraid I lost the sight in my eye.

Owlson: Move your hand, Philli.

Philli:*does so and can now see through both eyes again*

Philli:*dreamily* What a women.