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Hopebaiting myself every day.

Charlie Brown

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When my insecure self hears people laughing in public, the only thing I can actually assume is that they are just laughing at me.

Charlie Brown

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"It's all in your head!" Correct! Unfortunately I am also in there.

Charlie Brown

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Today I put my hand in my bag and felt a stress ball and was like "oh? I have a stress ball?" And I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I'm much more stressed than I was

Charlie Brown

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Charlie Brown: I got so bored I started thinking about existence. Charlie Brown: Do I matter? Do any of us? Is there a master plan in the works? A grand design? Charlie Brown: Just dumb stuff like that.

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Sally: Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions, Linus?

Linus: No

Charlie Brown: I do

Sally: I know, big brother

Charlie Brown: I’m sad

Sally: I know, big brother

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I think I have postpartum depression, because I've been sad since I was born.

Charlie Brown

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Gripers unite! We've got nothing to lose but our tempers!

Lucy

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I love watching Charlie Brown when I'm having a bad day because no matter what kind of day I'm having, Charlie Brown is having a worse one.

Lucy

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Peppermint Patty: If I swoon into your arms at the heat, will you catch me? Charlie Brown: Probably not, my reflexes are really bad. Peppermint Patty: Chuck.

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Charlie Brown: I’m sorry, guys. You believed in me and I let you down. Lucy: Come on, Charlie Brown. We never believed in you.

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I’m not arguing. I’m just offering a relentlessly contrary point of view.

Lucy

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Charlie Brown: I’m so embarrassed because I was walking down the sidewalk and a rat was just walking next to me and it looked like we were together. Sally: Did you consider that maybe the rat was embarrassed too?

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Lucy: If I ran the country, things would be a lot better. Lucy: Well, for me, anyway.

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Charlie Brown: Sometimes I feel like no one likes me. Lucy: Your intuition is top notch!

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Lucy: *pointing to herself* I think the best kid in the world is me.

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People say "If you want loyalty, get a dog" but Snoopy would abandon me in a dark alley for a pizza crust, so maybe loyalty has layers.

Charlie Brown