#incorrect Huáng Jīn Tái quotes

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Fu Shen: Here’s the thing, Sir Yan and I are enemies in real life. Whatever you crazy people think out there, we’re enemies.

Yan Xiaohan, mouthing: We love each other.

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Yan Xiaohan at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhh, seven espresso shots?

Fu Shen, next in line: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.

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Operator: 911, what’s your emergency?

Sun Yunduan: My wife’s going into labour, I don’t know what to do.

Operator: Is this her first born?

Sun Yunduan: No, this is her husband.