#incorrect 黄金台 quotes

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Yan Xiaohan: I liked you first!

Fu Shen: HA! I fucking confessed first!

Yan Xiaohan: Well, I said "I love you" first!

Fu Shen: Tch.

Fu Shen: [Gets on one knee]

Fu Shen: I /proposed/ first.

Yan Xiaohan: ???????

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Fu Shen: Okay, are we fighting or are we flirting? Because I’m getting mixed signals here.

Yan Xiaohan: I literally have you pinned to the ground right now.

Fu Shen: That doesn’t answer my question.

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Fu Shen: Here’s the thing, Sir Yan and I are enemies in real life. Whatever you crazy people think out there, we’re enemies.

Yan Xiaohan, mouthing: We love each other.

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Yan Xiaohan at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhh, seven espresso shots?

Fu Shen, next in line: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.

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Fu Shen: I ate six sandwiches in like four minutes, and now I can't move.

Yan Xiaohan:...I can offer mouth to mouth.

Fu Shen: Don't you dare extract any of my sandwiches.

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Operator: 911, what’s your emergency?

Sun Yunduan: My wife’s going into labour, I don’t know what to do.

Operator: Is this her first born?

Sun Yunduan: No, this is her husband.