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Quinn Hughes, 3 hours into his injury: I’m going to crush this recovery. The doctors will have never seen anybody who recovered so perfectly. I won’t complain, and I won’t rush myself.

Elias Pettersson: Mhm.

Quinn Hughes, 5 days into his injury: THEY HAD A 4–1 LEAD WHAT THE FUCK?!

Elias Pettersson: Should we turn the TV off? You’re slamming the table with your injured hand.

Quinn Hughes, nearly 2 weeks into his injury: I don’t care what I have to play through, I can’t stand this. Consider me recovered.

Thatcher Demko, massaging his back: Oh, you think it’s that easy?

Quinn Hughes, gesturing vaguely to the TV: Look at them! They’re getting shutout by Nashville!

Elias Pettersson, nodding emphatically: I would’ve scored there.

[autonoae]

orca eyed quinn looks like a little alien @beenucks

[isnisse]

Brock: Hey so Reddit says we’re bad players…

Höggy: wtf?

The two of them then proceed to destroy Hellebuyck

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Judge me here are my NHL head canons. I keep these to myself, for fun. These are not at all factually true (I think???)

1. Jack Hughes using they pronouns

2. Quinn Hughes absolutely ADORES Kiefer Sherwood, like a trophy on his shelf (signing him in free agency)

3. Marcus Pettersson is a chatty, fun guy that is great at giving advice to all the little swedes and little defenders. He has extremely comforting motherly vibes (this one MIGHT be true)

4. Erik Brannstrom and Nils Höglander are best buds, despite barely knowing each other. Its just the Swedish connection bro, duhh.

They also text each other like woozy exes that miss each other, but its all fun. (One of them was definitely drunk when it started)

5. Derek Forbort is gently loved by everyone in the locker room (I just hope this is true poor baby's been through so much).

6. Vincent Desharnais goes crazy at team parties

7. Jake DeBrusk also goes crazy at team parties

8. Elias Pettersson (40) and JT Miller had at least one heated moment off ice where they almost fist fought, and Quinn and Myers stopped them like the only mature adults around.

9. Quinn Hughes tiredly whispers the next move to the management every week.

10. Conor Garland IS Quinn Hughes's only emotional support and he's his favourite person.

11. Carson Soucy and Teddy Blueger are best buds.

12. Kevin Lankinen is casually everyone's therapist, but sometimes hes too mad about the team to help people.

13. Nils Höglander is the silliest young guy in the league, incorrectcanucks portrays him perfectly.

Okay, these are pretty funny though, imagine they were real ha ha ha... 😳👀🤞❔

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Quinn Hughes: I love overtime wins.

Quinn Hughes: I’d love to be a part of one someday.

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Quinn Hughes: I bet you’re wondering why I called you here today. It’s because we need to have a discussion about how some people in this room don’t get along with other people in this room.

J.T. Miller: Why did you say that so vaguely? You literally only called Petey and I in here.

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Police officer: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Jake DeBrusk: Shit.

Elias Pettersson: Wait, three?

Police officer: Yeah?

Brock Boeser: OH MY GOD HUGGY FELL OFF!!!

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Elias Pettersson: WHY. Why did you give Conor a KNIFE?!

Quinn Hughes: I’m sorry. He said he felt unsafe.

Elias Pettersson: Now I feel unsafe!

Quinn Hughes: I’m sorry.

Quinn Hughes: ... would you like a knife?

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Brock Boeser: I’m going to the store, does anyone want anything?

Quinn Hughes: Better defence so I don’t have to play 28 minutes a night.

Elias Pettersson: A fanbase who isn’t waiting for me to mess up so that they can complain.

Thatcher Demko: A healthy knee.

Brock Boeser:

Brock Boeser: I have like $12.

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Quinn Hughes: Goodnight moon.

Quinn Hughes: Goodnight tree.

Quinn Hughes: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

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Quinn Hughes: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Elias Pettersson: You and me!!!

Quinn Hughes, tearing up: Okay.

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J.T. Miller: What’s a rule you’d add to the NHL if you could?

Elias Pettersson: Extend overtime to avoid shootouts.

Quinn Hughes: Puck over the glass should be treated like an icing, not a penalty.

Kevin Lankinen: Let the goalie have a gun at intermission.

J.T. Miller:

Kevin Lankinen: Sorry, did I say that out loud?

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[Quinn Hughes is wearing a nice shirt after practice]

Brock Boeser, trying to prove that Hughes has a date: You’re wearing that shirt for someone.

Quinn Hughes: Media duty. They frown on topless captains.

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Elias Pettersson: [lets out a heavy sigh]

Brock Boeser: You okay, Petey?

Elias Pettersson: You know. [gestures vaguely]

Brock Boeser: [trying to look sympathetic but is also wildly confused]

Quinn Hughes: [emphatically nods in agreement with Pettersson]

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Quinn Hughes, in the groupchat: How does one turn their emotions off?

Brock Boeser: Okay, so first go to settings...

Quinn Hughes:

Brock Boeser: Sorry, I thought that said emojis.

Quinn Hughes: No, I'm still willing to try this. Go ahead, I'm at settings, what do I do next?

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Quinn Hughes: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...