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May: I'm volunteering at the animal hospital.

Kimi: Animal hospital?!

May: The animals are the patients.

Kimi, disappointed: That makes sense...

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side blog update pt. 2 (electric boogaloo!)

@kenyasfanficstuff (my blog for fanfiction, some character stuff, and more!)

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@incorrectdearmrcamuiquotes (my DMC incorrect quotes blog that I update often)

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Jasper: Kimi, can I ask you a question? Kimi: Sure, anything. Jasper: Why don't you go back to your own house and leave us alone?

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Kimi: Raisins? May: Raisins are nature’s candy! Kimi: Then why do they have to cover them with chocolate to sell them at the movies?

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Kimi: Gackt had his seventh epiphany today, which has given me an epiphany of my own: Gackt is a genius. He has to be. If he isn't, then I've spent the last fourteen years working for an idiot, which is unacceptable. Therefore, Gackt is a genius, and I will die protecting his vision. Hiromi: Are you by any chance familiar with Stockholm syndrome? Kimi: Is it something that Gackt created? Because if not, I don't care.

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"I am afraid I am approaching my insane clown posse era for the second time."

Hiromi, probably

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"Watching top gear and there is no fucking way Richard Hammond just referred to a car as 'frothy fun."

May, probably

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Jasper: Did you really think you were going to get away with this? May: Well, it would be stupid to say yes now.

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May: What did you draw? Kimi: A stick. May: A stick? Kimi: Yeah, a stick from the park wHERE YOU PROMISED TO TAKE ME TODAY!

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Toshi: Change your mind about going to the dance with me yet? May: No. Toshi: Now? May: No. Toshi: Now? May: No. Toshi: Now? May: YES! OKAY! FINE! Whatever. Toshi: Scorching! Kaicho: Did you just say yes to Toshi? May: Yes, he wore me down, I'm not proud.

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Sorry I called you a "son of a bitch". Your mother's a lovely woman...

Gackt to Jasper

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*Kimi is trying to convince May to come adventuring with her* May: And what do I get out of this? Kimi: I will give you a dollar. May: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar! Kimi: How bout two dollars? May: You got yourself a deal.

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Jasper: Who's Hana? Gakuko: Very lowly rated member in the Seijo Gakuen Junior High lore.

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I never really hated you. Just disliked you intensely. There's a big difference.

Lui, to Gackt

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Jasper: May, no! May: What? Jasper: Sorry. Force of habit. Jasper: KIMI, NO!

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May: How does my hair look? Kimi: Brown. Same as always.