#source: arthur

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

"Now I know what true power feels like."

-Young Gale, upon getting his first library card

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Sam: Wade, can I ask you a question?

Wade: Sure, anything.

Sam: Why don't you go back to your own house and leave us alone?

[hawkinsincorrect]

Karen: Isn’t it amazing what siblings learn from each other?

Mike: I learn a lot from Nancy because she makes so many mistakes.

[overheardbyvarioustherapists]

Riddle: "You think I’m boring?" Azul: "Riddle, watching paint dry would be a thrill ride compared to you."

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

Roy: I can be your partner for the next race! Susie: Sorry, Roy. It's a sibling race. :( Pump: Maybe there's a contest for lonely children after this! :D Susie: It's only children, Wil. A lonely child is what you're gonna be when I sell you.

[emmikay]

Andromache: Isn’t it amazing what siblings learn from each other?

Hector: I learn a lot from Paris because he makes so many mistakes.

[the-black-bulls]

Vanessa: You’re writing a blog, Nero?

Nero: It’s mainly devoted to correcting grammatical errors. There are also some delightful bird puns.

[pathetic-dreamy]

Niall: I have a list of 100 words to learn.

Louis: That’s only 92 more than you know now!

[incorrect-multiverse]

*Some point in Ohio, probably*

Yelena *to some kid*: Maybe there’s a contest for lonely children after this!

Natasha: It’s ’only children’, Yelena. A lonely child is what you're going to be when I sell you!

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Frank: How did you blow square balloons?!

Barnaby: Blow square breaths!

Frank:

[totallycorrectsailormoonquotes]

Makoto: One for all! Minako: And good for nothing!

[louis--wifey]

*mid 1700s*

Maryland: I can be your partner for the next race!

North and South Carolina: Sorry, Mary, it's a siblings race.

Connecticut: Maybe there's a contest for lonely children after this!

Massachusetts: It's only children, Connie. A lonely child is what you're gonna be when I sell you!

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Alfie: I have a list of 100 words to learn!

Patricia: That’s only 92 more than you know now.

[incorrect-underrated-groups]

Intak about Soul: Theo face it, he eats soap

[burgerspeople]

Louise: Tammy, can I ask you a question?

Tammy: Sure, anything.

Louise: Why don’t you go back to your own house and stop bothering us?

[eahsayswhat]

And I say "Hey! Why's there Arthur in the quotes today?"