#ineffable shenanigans

[takeme-totheworld]

People like to joke about Crowley being jealous when Nina asks about Aziraphale's "naked man friend" but to me the look on his face is like "oh this is gonna be good." He doesn't know what insane chaos Aziraphale has gotten himself into now but he's here for it.

[lexarturo]

With an abundance of free time, Aziraphale sought out clubs, beginning with mutual interests. As it turns out, he may have misunderstood the flyer for this one...

[niceandinaccuratequotes]

Beelzebub, drunk: I don’t give a damn about sin

Crowley, also drunk: yeah, me either, fuck trigonometry

[sabellart]

petition to have more snake crowley

[ingravinoveritas]

Michael on the Zoe Ball Show on March 1st: "And he looks good in a kilt as well, doesn't he?"

David on Comic Relief tonight:

[guavi]

Lil Warlock found a worm! and proceeds to do what toddlers do best which is try to shove everything they find into their mouth

Nanny is pondering how she can spin this as a Very Evil Deed into the reports for hell

Brother Francis is in distress

[embracing-the-ineffable]

Orbiting a Memory

Thanks to the @go-minisode-minibang, I'm so excited to share this dreamy and lovingly detailed illustration by @altonthebard:

It accompanies my new fan fiction, Orbiting a Memory: a dreamy, eldritch tale full of visions, magic, and dancing! In the year 1634, Agnes Nutter and Galileo are each influencing - or preparing to influence - the world in their own ways. But where are Agnes' prophecies coming from? Saraqael, full of loneliness and longing and serving as both muse and puppet master, knows the answer to that.

Have you ever wondered what would have happened if one small, important conversation had changed the course of everything between Aziraphale and Crowley? On a magical night that no one will remember, Saraqael shares some secrets, spreads some hope, and inadvertently makes sure that's exactly what happens.

Or does it?

I'm delighted to share the release of this illustration and story as part of my Good Omens Day of ✨Dance✨! Please go share some love (and reblogs!) with all the artists!

[spielzeugkaiser]

For the 12 ships! Aziraphale and Crowley!

5/12! Aww, I love them..

[selpuku]

Aziraphale and his "puppy" friend

[octildaodds]

[beebopboom]

Ok so I was thinking about how Crowley doesn't really get defensive about called kind and nice or really worried about Hells reaction to their arrangement until 1793

I mean with Aziraphale he is immediately concerned about Michael and Gabriel reactions even giving examples back in 537 and then in 1601 it is him that is concerned about Hell and what they would do to Crowley - while Crowley waves it of with a "nobody has to know"

And then finally in 1793 it is Crowley who brings up consequences in hell, then again in 1827 where we actually see him pulled down to hell, and so on to modern day where he gets defensive

Now what's a date we know of them interacting but haven't got to see? 1650 -the first date Aziraphale gives for the apology dance

I'm not saying something happened in 1650 - something kind that Crowley did maybe do to their arrangement or getting Aziraphale out of trouble - that got Crowley in trouble with hell but I mean

[fakemichaelsheen]

-the market, the south downs-

aziraphale: *sitting behind his honey stand*

crowley, beside him, selling his vegetables: *smiling* thank you very much, mrs. smith *bagging up some cauliflower* say hi to tim for me *pleased* another happy customer

aziraphale:, happily it's not a competition. it's for a good cause. in fact, I'm glad you're taking part. the charity will be so grateful

crowley, smirks: yeah well I'm just doing it to score brownie points with my husband. it's a win-win

aziraphale, trying not to smile: be that as it may, I'm grateful

crowley: care to make it interesting?

aziraphale, raises an eyebrow: how do you mean?

crowley, gestures: you know. whoever raises the most money wins. loser buys dinner

aziraphale, adamant: no! it's not right

crowley, rolls his eyes: it's not like we're getting anything out of it. just a bit of fun

aziraphale: ...

aziraphale, sighs: fine. but no miracles

crowley, shakes his hand: wouldn't dream of it

-later-

crowley: *watching the line in front of aziraphale's stand get longer*

crowley, sulking: oh, so suddenly everyone has a sweet tooth

aziraphale, serving the locals, smug: you sound jealous, my love. you've had your moment. now it's my turn

crowley, folds his arms: so it wouldn't have anything to do with that little miracle I saw you perform then?

aziraphale: ...

aziraphale, swallows: no...

crowley, smitten: I am so in love with you

[niceandinaccuratequotes]

Crowley: *answers phone* what?

Aziraphale: Crowley! Where on earth are you going?

Crowley: I’m going home, what’s the problem?

Aziraphale: Oh my dear, you’re terribly drunk aren’t you?

Crowley: I know that’s why I got a taxi, I’ll get home safe don’t worry Angel.

Aziraphale: Crowley! We were drinking at your place!

Crowley:

Crowley:

Crowley: *taps cab driver* Sir, where am I going?

[mrghostrat]

morning yaaaaall im about to start work but i leave you with this streamer au thought for the day:

crowley box jumping onto aziraphale's counter

[ingravinoveritas]

Captain Jack Harkness voice: I can't tell you what I'm thinking right now...

(GO 2 BTS pic here.)

[performing-personhood]

My cats are doing their best Ineffable Husbands today.

Behold Bobby's best protective, annoyed glare and tell me it isn't 100% a Crowley glare.