#info logs

[akaigoonfacilityslogs]

The Puddle Akaigoons really enjoy breaching containment, which is already pretty difficult to stop due to their slippiness, and preforming pranks on our Facility Workers. Unfortunately for us, they don't exactly seem to realize how dangerous it could be for said workers and themselves as they continue to pretend to be drinkable liquids.

Make sure to check your drinks before consumption. If anything's off or there's a slimy texture you should leave it alone and alert nearby facility members of the tainted liquid. Puddle Akaigoons do not have a scent so if a drink with a noticeable smell suddenly becomes scentless you can count on there being some sort of creature having replaced it.

Do not drink any strange liquids or anything that has been left out for a while. If you must leave your drink, make sure that there's another facility member on stand-by watching it. Covering the drink won't always help as the Puddles can open and uncover bottles and cups.

Consumption of the Akaigoon will lead to the liquification of internal organs and transfur aswell as the death of said Akaigoon. All in all, bad times all around.

Watch and Check your drinks!

Signed, Facility Head Researcher / Facility Founder Phobia.

[r-si]

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[kyoshi-lesbians]

sometimes I think about how my possibly favorite atla fanfic is from 2006

[violetarks]

↬ MASTERLISTS

↣ my hero academia

↠ includes: midoriya izuku, bakugou katsuki, todoroki shouto, iida tenya, uraraka ochaco, kaminari denki, kirishima eijiro, yaoyorozu momo, ashido mina, shinso hitoshi, togata mirio, amajiki tamaki, takami keigo (hawks), shigaraki tomura and dabi

↣ tokyo revengers

↠ includes: hanagaki takemichi, sano 'mikey' manjiro, ryuguji 'draken' ken, baji keisuke, matsuno chifuyu, mitsuya takashi, shiba hakkai, kawata 'smiley' nahoya, kawata 'angry' souya, hanma shuji, hanemiya kazutora, kurokawa izana, haitani ran, haitani rindou, sanzu haruchiyo, hitto kakucho, tachibana naoto, tachibana hinata, kawagari senju, sano shinichiro, sano emma

↣ attack on titan

↠ includes: eren jaeger, mikasa ackerman, armin arlert, jean kirstein, connie springer, sasha braus, ymir, historia reiss, levi ackerman, hange zöe, erwin smith, reiner braun, bertholdt hoover, annie leonheart, zeke jaeger, porco galliard, pieck finger and colt grice

↣ alice in borderland

↠ includes: arisu ryohei, usagi yuzuha, chishiya shuntaro, kuina hikari, aguni morizono, rizuna ann, tatta kodai, karube daikichi and segawa chota

↣ alien stage

↠ includes: mizi, sua, till, ivan, luka and hyuna

↣ chainsaw man

↠ includes: denji, hayakawa aki, power, higashiyama kobeni, kishibe, yoshida hirofumi, mitaka asa, yoru, makima, angel devil, himeno and reze

↣ jujutsu kaisen

↠ includes: itadori yuji, fushiguro megumi, kugisaki nobara, zen'in maki, inumaki toge, okkotsu yuta, zen'in mai, miwa kasumi, todo aoi, kamo noritoshi, gojo satoru, nanami kento, sukuna, choso, geto suguru and fushiguro toji

↣ cowboy bebop

↠ includes: spike spiegel, jet black and faye valentine

↣ fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood

↠ includes: ed elric, roy mustang, riza hawkeye, maes hughes, jean havoc, alphonse elric, winry rockbell, ling yao, greedling, greed, envy and lust

↣ ouran high school host club

↠ includes: fujioka haruhi, suoh tamaki, ootori kyoya, hitachiin hikaru, hitachiin kaoru, haninozuka 'honey' mitsukuni and morinozuka 'mori' takashi

↣ haikyuu!!

↠ includes: hinata shouyo, kageyama tobio, tsukishima kei, yamaguchi tadashi, nishinoya yuu, tanaka ryuunosuke, ennoshita chikara, sawamura daichi, azumane asahi, sugawara koushi, haiba lev, kozume kenma, kuroo tetsurou, yaki morisuke, bokuto koutaro, akaashi keiji, kunimi akira, oikawa tooru, iwaizumi hajime, goshiki tsutomu, shirabu kenjiro, ushijima wakatoshi, tendou satori, semi eita, sakusa kiyoomi, miya atsumu and miya osamu

↣ the arcana/fictif

↠ includes: asra alnazar, julian devorak, muriel, sage lesath, anisa anka and felix iskandar escellun

↣ steam datings sims

↠ includes: cove holden, everett gray, nate lawson, bae pyoun, nightowl, xyx, quest and micah yujin

[logan-the-artist]

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[girlneuter]

holy shit corporate work is so hilariously disorganized. my supervisor told me to check my work email for updates on when my device will be here. i ask him if it's the messages in the online program i was trained on. he said it is a separate work email on outlook. i have not received any information about this work email on outlook as part of the online training. like it didn't mention it at all. so on tuesday i emailed hr to ask how i'm supposed to get in. it's saturday and i still haven't heard back. i told my supervisor the same thing and he hasn't responded in a few days. today i reached out to the person organizing the training and she gave me the default password for the email. i go to log in and it hasn't been set up. she asks if i've done the two step verification. this was also never mentioned before. she said i'll need my device nearby for it. i do not have a device. and i cannot check the shipping status of it because i don't have access to this email. that i need the device to access.

so i'm downloading an app on my phone and calling it to set it up so that i can get my work email set up. so that i can check the shipping status for my new device. that i will be using to access my email. that post that was like just log on to weewoop and log your hours in to TimeyLog and then report your mileage to Udrive.... it's so true

[pumpkindogart]

New price sheet to help with staying in a motel and getting food

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Send me your paypal email (/cash app), any commission details, references and other specifics you had in mind. As much information as you find necessary!

Invoices are paid in 2 parts (half before starting and the rest after final approval

Prices are in USD and image references preferred over descriptions

May be slow to reply and getting it done because the wifi isn't the greatest here

[4byun]

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[superemeralds]

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[apotelesmaa]

I think tsukasa is a normie sorry. He does not know memes or internet trends he’s too busy scouring the internet for bootleg theatre productions and practicing facial expressions in the mirror. Guy who could tell you everything you need to know about some obscure actor/play from 100 years ago but does not know a single modern celebrity if they’re not involved in acting. He’s adding new poses to his vast repertoire he is not making banger posts online. “Based? Based on what?” Type of guy.

[akaigoonfacilityslogs]

[ #001 - Akai ]

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Entity name;

- Akai

Classification;

- Neutral

- Boss Akaigoon

Appearance Description;

Large red fluffy bipedal dragon with four sets of arms and four eyes. Ears simillar to that of a goat's and ram-like horns.

Behavior;

Mostly keeps to himself in the crystal cave section of the facility, usually calm and just watches unless attacked by any means. Nice to hang out with. Though he seems cautious of people wearing our facility's protection gear. Especially other Akaigoons that wear them. Not the most social creature either.

Extra;

Akai is the first Akaigoon, as to why he is their species' namesake. The rest share genetic material with him. He appears to be able to comprehend and speak some English though perhaps not enough just yet.

We use the DNA of Akai to aid in the creation of other Akaigoons, however, perhaps there will be a day we don't need to extract said DNA.

Possibly only one of the Boss Akaigoons without Minions.

[kerubimcrepin]

Live-read: "Julith et Jahash" - Part 2

Ohhh this will take me 20 years to get through due to me not knowing French. Pain.

He doesn't want to go...

There is a test called Kramdam. People, — young huppermages, — are selected randomly for it, and it is an honor, seemingly. But I do wonder what it entails.

(I also wonder if,,, if Joris, perhaps, had to go through whatever it is. God I can't wait to know more.)

He can hardly cast a single spell...? I love you, Jahash. I love you a lot.

"I'M A HUPPERNOBODY" and i'm going to die. If I write more fics about Joris's hupperangst, I am going to make him huppersay that.

The Jurgens have had 3-4 silly, silly generations of hupperangst.

I don't believe you. #BontaHatersGang #TheirUn-BeautifulNation

All guards are bastards btw. Including Keke, considering he used to be one.

:(

THEY SEND HUPPERMAGE KIDS TO DIE AND ADVISE THEM TO TELL GOODBYE TO THEIR LOVED ONES?!?!?!??!?!

Imagine Kerubim and Joris in this situation. Haha. Haha. Haha. Haha. :))))))

ha.

"I fucking hate Bonta AND I hate the huppermage academy and temple AND I hate——" (c) things both me, and 15-16yo Joris Jurgen would say.

This comic is making me so emotional and by that I mean I would [DATA EXPUNGED] the castle of Bonta with explosive devices.

"Your father was a [ableist slur ableist slur] and you look like an [ableist slur ableist slur] and I hate you both. Especially you, even though I've known you for 3 minutes. But you CAN'T return home. We are sending you to huppermage hunger games and I really hope you die there. KILL YOURSELF."

I am never going to take the huppermage academy seriously again after this. They're genuinely so fucking unspeakably cringe and evil.

For all the "I am going to commit vehicular manslaughter on everyone in the huppermage academy (to avenge the babygirls (the entire Jurgen family))", I do wanna point out that it's cool, how the comic transitions from full colour style to manga, after Jahash drinks the recall potion.

[spacer-case]

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[dreamhot]

i'm team 'this was a deliberate strategy to weed out any other stupid accusations before the actual video drops' so really this was a brilliant play imo

[papabearbobbynash]

We know 911 is truly back when a "so far called good season" shifts to a "bad and messy season" because anticipated ship scene was cut. Can't say i did miss that vibe from the fandom. In retrospect i believe our real enemy here is the 10 episodes schedule. There surely would have ben more time for the wedding to be a two-part if it was the usual 18 episodes. But in restrospect we really could have got rid of Marisol and Eddie bed activities + nun bs from last episode to put some wedding prep for the writers get more more room to edit the actual episode.

[violetarks]

↬ ALIEN STAGE

↣ MIZI

nothing yet

↣ SUA

nothing yet

↣ TILL

"i like you, i like you, i like you!"

↠ summary: in an attempt to make the new season of alien stage even more riveting, the pr team has decided to stage a relationship between you and one of the other contestants. despite it all being for show, can you two really keep it strictly business?

↠ warnings: g/n! reader

“you like the pretty boys, with the pretty voice!”

↠ summary: he doesn’t just need to sing his best, he has to look his best too! producers have decided on pairing you up with him, meaning you would be spending lots of time tending to his physical appearance.

↠ warnings: afab! reader, she/her pronouns used

↣ IVAN

"i like you, i like you, i like you!"

↠ summary: in an attempt to make the new season of alien stage even more riveting, the pr team has decided to stage a relationship between you and one of the other contestants. despite it all being for show, can you two really keep it strictly business?

↠ warnings: g/n! reader

“you like the pretty boys, with the pretty voice!”

↠ summary: he doesn’t just need to sing his best, he has to look his best too! producers have decided on pairing you up with him, meaning you would be spending lots of time tending to his physical appearance.

↠ warnings: afab! reader, she/her pronouns used

↣ LUKA

"i like you, i like you, i like you!"

↠ summary: in an attempt to make the new season of alien stage even more riveting, the pr team has decided to stage a relationship between you and one of the other contestants. despite it all being for show, can you two really keep it strictly business?

↠ warnings: g/n! reader

“you like the pretty boys, with the pretty voice!”

↠ summary: he doesn’t just need to sing his best, he has to look his best too! producers have decided on pairing you up with him, meaning you would be spending lots of time tending to his physical appearance.

↠ warnings: afab! reader, she/her pronouns used

“but we can’t take back all the words that we said!”

↠ summary: you overhear luka tell his friends that he missed being in ‘the single league’.

↠ warnings: g/n! reader, no pronouns used

↣ HYUNA

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