#inside job ron staedtler

[praxieserver]

this was supposed to be done earlier but anyways

s2 ep8 wasn't real and ron is in a polycule with reagan and brett bless

[swanpyart]

Eternal Guilt, the kind that's attached to your back~

[nupongcbk]

Appleton

[maleposting]

this is a rare moment in which i think abo straight cis white couples.. .

im thinking about them. mabe a bit to much but is ok. ill be fine. ill exis.t. i think i m very normal.

[blatantlackofdecorum]

*runs over* can i request some ron staedtler x reader who works in a cafe outside the illuminati and hes constantly going there and the mutual pinning is crazy(bonus if reader draws smiley faces on his coffee cup)*runs away*

(take your time on requests! also sorry if this isn't specific enough<3)

Of course!! Ron Staedtler X Barista S/O  Fun-Fact: I used to be a barista so you get extra points for this request 

- Ron has anything BUT a good sleep schedule, if he wants to make it through a workday? He’s getting at least 4 shots of espresso in an iced caramel latte with whole milk. Or Chai, he would kill for a Chai. He will drink just black coffee if needed but truthfully?? This is his all-time favorite. He also always makes sure to buy a small snack, just so he can tip more (and when he does it won’t come off as weird) 

- He might as well have physically fallen for you, the first time you met. He hadn’t even processed the person in front of him, until he was met with you, apron and all. He awkwardly stumbled through his order, and slumped down in a seat while he waited for it. Googling (and doing an awful job at it) actual coffee terms so he could in the least bit redeem himself. (He did though, look at that) When you handed him the cup he didn’t even notice the smiley face until later, and he physically BEAMED.  - From then on, like clockwork, every other morning (Just to not be obsessive) he’d drop buy and order the same thing. You always remembered, and didn’t hesitate to draw on cups, lids. He’d goofily make his way up to the counter   - He’s a flirt, but he’s also stupidly observant. If he notices you so much as cut your hair, he’s complimenting you for it. He’s classy enough when it comes down to it though.  - Determined to win you over with cheesy pick up lines, at some point he starts writing them down on his receipt, handing them back to you with a wink when he leaves. ‘I think I can feel something brewing between us’ you get the gist. he asked you out after a few weeks of this, and the two of you hit it off.  - Still definitely comes in after the two of you start dating. if you need someone to gossip with about shitty coworkers, or rude customers he’s literally your guy, because even though he’s generally pretty quiet about his career, he does certainly have some stories of his own.  - He’s just loves watching you in your element. Coffee making is surprisingly stressful truthfully. He would never be able to do it especially the customer service part, but it doesn’t mean he isn’t enamored watching you succeed in it.  - it’s only a couple months in you find out that, he’s more of a tea drinker.. But it’s hard not to appreciate the original sentiment. 

[urfavoritegirls]

could I get some Ron Staedtler cuddle hcs?

SORRY I WAS INACTIVE FOR A FEW DAYS IVE BEEN BUSY SORRY lol anyways cute request i love cuddle hcs

RON STAEDTLER CUDDLE HCS

cw: sfw, fluff, swearing, i think thats it

✮ ron himself is a really big fan of cuddling

✮ he likes how it seems he can only get good, refreshing, rest is if he's wrapped in your arms

✮ i feel like he'd be very shy about asking to cuddle in the beginning of the relationship (tbf he's very shy about being intimate in general)

✮ he would observe if you where busy or not, and if you weren't he'd just pull you onto the couch and cuddle into you

(later in the relationship he apologizes for just snatching you like that LMAO)

✮ is very fidgety while he's snuggling though, probably playing with a button on your shirt

✮ prefers cuddling in the sweetheart cradle position

✮ thinks resting his head on your chest while listening to your soothing heartbeat is the best thing in the world

✮ he's always big spoon though if you guys are spooning

✮ probably hum's songs softly. some 90s shit everyone's heard

✮ also enjoys watching tv while cuddling, and discussing the plot with you

✮ some nerdy shit like star trek

✮ alternatively shitty romance movies the two of you can make fun of

✮ "this is bullshit, he should've ended up with rebecca" "ronnie its a movie for 14 year old girls"

"so what, i will fight for rebecca's right to love" "ron please-"

" rachael didnt even care for him!-" "man of my dreams-"

"worst part is they ended it on a cliffhanger!" "love of my life-"

✮ you guy's debated if it was shameful to be on team rachael

✮ will always ask you about your day

✮ overall a nice cuddler

[adheire]

reagan’s underbite >>>

[inc-cognito]

Ron: I discovered at a very early age, that if I talk long enough I could make anything right or wrong. So, either I'm God or truth is relative. And in either case: Booya.

[brettslovelymalewife]

any general hcs about Ron?

ron general headcanons

a/n: yes. i have a shit ton. thank you

TW: mention of nsfw, some angst

- mans 6'4. in height and uh. somewhere else

- his love language is physical touch and gift giving!!!

- abt physical touch, HE. LOVES. GIVING YOU BACK HUGS.

- he likes going behind you, wrapping his arms around you, and putting his head ontop of yours

- although he also loves cuddles. its one of his favorite past times

- he mainly likes being main spoon, but it feels nice for him to be small spoon every now and then :)

- PDA??? PDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- hes the type of fella to love giving you smooches all over your face.

- noooww, time for gift giving!!

- he likes buying you little shit that reminds you of him whenever he has the money

- he'll also buy you food

- like pull up with that mcdonalds randomly mm yes

- bro. steal his shirts,,, you know you want to,,,, cmon.

- he wouldnt know what happened to his shirts till he sees you with one of them on

- AND FOR A GOOD 10 SECONDS, HE HAS THE "🤯" FACE WHILE STANDING THERE.

- and then hes like, "ohh sweetie, why didnt you tell me you missed me??"

- he leaves little notes around your house that are like, "i love you" and "youre doing amazing today"

- he has an love hate relationship with sleeping;

- i mean, sleepings great!!!! but. the nightmares terrify him.

- he also talks in his sleep.

- and not the cute shit, its always completely random

- he snores too. NOT RLY LOUD- but you can definitely notice it.

- HE ALSO HAS THIS SUPER RASPY VOICE IN THE MORNING THAT SOUNDS KINDA,,,,,,

- it takes him awhile to open up to you.

- he pushes everyone away when hes stressed.

- although if hes very upset and you kept asking him what's wrong, he will snap and will start ugly sobbing

- also, hes a big overthinker. doesnt show it but god he is very thankful for your dumb lovey dovey moments

- now. time for random ones!!!!

- he doesnt know the difference between youre/your and to/too/two in texting.

- ron is very impulsive. YES HES SMART BUT,,, who doesnt want a lil bit of fun in their life???

- HE LOVES HORROR MOVIES!!!

- he also likes the band hers.(hes so me fr)

- hes the type of fella that doesnt need sex or love in his life. but once he has it??? HE WANTS ALLLL OF IT.

[deadcantsnitch]

Inside Job s2e6

I love Ron Saedtler and Reagan's relationship and the story plot of it is wonderful so far, but also the end of episode 6, I really hope that the shadow board fucks up Rand, like I had wished earlier, I hope they throw him in a fucking volcano

[swimmingcreatortyrant]

This season broke my heart, thank you

[chainuuser]

something about triangles

[simplyender]

Inside Job + Dogs

[maleposting]

this can't keep happening jesus christ(in an atheist way).i found some really cute inside job art (of brett, ron, and andre to be more specific) and i looked up the artist...

it draws childre.n .

doing things a child.shoudent.

[blatantlackofdecorum]

Can I request a Ron x nurse! reader? Like the reader works in the health department in the illuminati and often helps him out <3

EEEE I LOVE THESE TROPES OH MY GODS.

I’m literally on it anon, hold on.

Ron Staedtler X Nurse! Reader

- oh he is such a klutz. he’s good at his job, but he occasionally completely disregards the idea that he’s susceptible to injury. so occasionally he’ll show up to your office.. very beat up. he always apologizes, but whenever he gets injured, he gets pretty damn lightheaded. he doesn’t fend with blood very well, and he might pass out half way through talking to you.

- sometimes though, he just comes to your office to take naps on his breaks. you insist that he needs to fix his sleep schedule, but know that the job makes it harder for him to do so. at this point he has a reserved blanket in there.

- he also has really awful headaches so, any tylenol? he’s raiding it.

- make sure to keep little snacks for him in one of your cabinet drawers, because sometimes he forgets to eat between shifts. he will literally worship you.

- will flirt with you while he’s laying on one of the cots. especially if he’s groggy from a shift. but he doesn’t over do it, mostly in fear of making you uncomfortable.

- he asked you out for the first time on international nurses day, he asked you out with a cheesy nurses day card…

he started off with just getting coffee with you, (thankfully getting free drinks because he knows a guy) and the two of you hit it off from there.

- he’ll drop by your office to visit you throughout the day, bring you lunch, check in. just wanting to spend time with you, away from the chaos of the upcoming hour.

- brags about his cool partner in healthcare.

[olympain]

Your name is Martin Higgins. You live just outside Appleton, Wisconsin. You had a hard time for a long time, but you did something brave. You took a chance on a new life because you realized you deserved one. I searched a thousand lifetimes for the one that would make you happiest. And you'll find it one day. Just without me. You're free now. I'm sorry that I couldn't be free with you. I'll miss you, Ron, and I know if it were possible, you'd miss me too.