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tsenya · 7 months ago

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brief overview of some movies ive watched and rewatched over the last few months.

first time viewings:

strange darling - i liked it ! i waited months to watch it and deliberately avoided reading reviews and watching trailers for it and im glad i did.

leave my girl alone - honestly one of the funnest movies ive watched in months. i already want to rewatch. the last 30-60 seconds are glorious.

vhs beyond - ok i was a LITTLE harsh in my review. ok i was entirely petty because [SPOILER] they put real life youtubers in the movie and i was so discombobulated like what are YOUTUBERS doing in my HORROR MOVIE! i also have gripes with the 'little green men' subgenre that mostly stem from the fact that my dad believes in aliens and like im gonna be so honest with you i have 1000000 other things on my mind i dont have time or room to think about whether aliens are real and if the US government is using their technology or whatever i do not care. unless theyre giving me free healthcare i do not want to hear about it.

SEGMENTS I LIKED: Stowaway, Fur Babies, and Dream Girl. (tw for body horror, gore, animal death, etc etc etc)

cuckoo - i wanted a little bit more from it but it was good! i liked hunter schaefer as the lead. i think dan stevens should pull a brad dourif and play scuzzy dudes the rest of his career hes good at it and always looks like hes having fun. i will not pretend to understand what was going on i'll prolly have to rewatch

longlegs - full disclaimer i probably set my expectations too high and it's entirely possible that this movie simply wasnt for me. i really wanted to like it and expected to but. i did not. theres more i could say but i think i said enough. i'll try rewatching next year and see how i feel about it.

dracula 3000 - im not bringing this movie up because it's good, it was horrible, i just want to say that it's been 20 years can someone please make a movie about a vampire in space that's GOOD i know someone out there can do it PLEASE

rewatches:

pandorum - i couldnt tell you if this was a good movie or not i really couldnt i cannot objectively assess movies i watched when i was younger very well. all i can tell you is that i really really really liked the sci-fi/horror fusion. also the creature design still holds up i need to know who did it bec it looks better than some of the stuff out today

lake mungo - found footage horror movie OF ALL TIME

sunshine - im in love w this movie i love everything about it. also something i thought about was that it was weird watching chr*s ev*ns in something not marvel is was actually refreshing for once. we need to get cillian murphy into horror/suspenseful sci fi PLEASE.

the slumber party massacre - idk what to say other than 1) idc what i thought when i first watched it i was WRONG i love this movie so much and i do recommend all the reviews i liked if u want to know some of my thoughts/stuff i agree w 2) valerie bates is currently no. 1 girl in horror for me. as u could probably tell from my icon. and header. and sidebar image. and blog page. and

#hvāñume #inspired by my convo w bee ^^#yes i said some of this on letterboxd but thats ok <3 #there are other movies but. i didnt want to go on FOREVER.

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cashaywallace · 5 months ago

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It’s a case by case situation -

YAL thought : I’ve been thru this before it’ll be fine / or the same … we can keep pushing and just accept it keep the person or friendship rolling …

Absolutely the fuck not.

That’s where you get caught in situation ships -

Meet ppl at their level of consciousness// we accept the love and friendship we think we deserve - WHAT ARE YOU PUTTING OUT THERE- bullshit

Would you be your own friend - I asked taylor one time at clarity ask the girls what they struggle with WITH YOU, then ask yourself if that a good friend // someone YOU would rely on … if not

Then Nigga YOU the issue.

- I’m too giving I LITERALLY FUCKING HATE YAL RN - you won’t let me heal how I WANT - SHELTERED SPACE THANKS FOR RAPING ME IN FUCKING FULL - NAKED AS FUCK. RAW

And it’s not cute bc it’s feeding YOUR consciousness- UR ALL TERRORIST SLAVE OWNING RAPIST .. bc WHY DID I HAVE TO DO IT YOUR WAY - NO ONE TALKED TO ME YPU COUNTED ME OUT AND TOOK ADVANTAGE BY TRICKING ME INTO WHAT YOU WANTED THEN SAID I CHOSE IT 🫤🖕🏼

Anyways rn most of you I had in the past like I’ve been said convo give what you took from me and leave me to my space - you other new bees it’s a case by case - YPU BUTAINED MY BRAIN WILLINGLY LEE AND THE ANCESTORS ARE PURPOSELY NOT MAKING MESSAGES CLEAR EXCEPT YO THOUGHTS N SINS UNTIL YOU FUCKING DO RIGHT BY ME - BC A YEAR AND CHANGE HOMELESS IN A CAR OR EITHER A SHELTER WAS COMPLETELY FUCKING UNNECESSARY YOU JEALOUS FUCKING RETARDED PIECES OF SHITS OF KNOW EXACTLY WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE.

A good friend would have had the conversation BEFORE the drop off even if it was in good spirit - UR NOT MATURE

“I have to go do my own healing” - THATS DIFFERENT FROM WHAT THE FUCK THIS WAS TRISTAN AND LEE POSING AS IAN - Ian why would I give you anything more than what you’re giving me - I TALKED LIFE IN YOU MANY TIMES AND YOU IGNORED ME - “I’m not telling you shit bout my life except I got female issues” - YOU NEED TO LEAVE THE STREET LIFE ALONE AND FOCUS ON YOU - I know but ima go drink drug ho and “tattoo” .. and only hit you on a hi small talk to see if you’ll respond then get your hopes up with a tattoo “yeah I’m coming out there may I shud be able to tat you” - cool I’m asking why you tat Kimora free all the time - “ well she sucks my dick the homie dick and does crime with and for me so it’s equal trade you fell” - uhhuh right and IM THE BITCH WHO TALK LIFE INTO YOU AND INSPIRE YOU FOR A BETTER FUTURE EVEN ON A NEFARIOUS CRIME SPREE YOUR THOUGHT IS “ Cashay’s words of wisdom how can I make this better” but even when you in a better spot YOU JOT SAVING FOR ME OR A US… but you want me yo wife w a baby so you can run the street w a look a like and Pimp 🫤 huh lmao NIGGA YOU A HO AND WANA BE BELITTLED SO IMA TREAT YOU W RESPECT BUT YOU NOT GETTING SHIT FROM ME. - you lack conversation with me for us to see eye to eye you jealous I’m a better parent and friend - YOU NEVER WANT TO TALK CLARIFICATION W ME BC YOU ALREADY PUT YO EXPECTATIONS OF ME ON ME - I can’t live up to them that DONT fit me.

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ugh-tsumu · 4 years ago

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[ haikyuu ]

I write for Haikyuu occasionally

fic series

-> Coming Home to You (benxben x haikyuu)

Compilation of Haikyuu short fics that are mainly inspired by some of my favorite Ben&Ben's songs.

smaus.

-> Your conversation with Haikyuu boys but it's actually mine and Crisandrea's (Haikyuu Filo!AU) part 1. part 2.

-> Haikyuu boys as my professors in our online classes (Filo!Haikyuu)

-> Isaw is not essential (Osamu x reader)

-> Some of my precious boys reacting to your typo (written in Filipino)

-> Sending your haikyuu s/o a corny/suggestive pick up line (written in Filipino)

-> POV: Magkatabi kayo ni Atsumu sa jeep tapos sumisilip ka sa cellphone niya

-> POV: You have an online shop at Instagram then Kuroo inquired for your new arrival shirts.

-> DOING THE HEART CHALLENGE WITH HAIKYUU BOYS (written in FILIPINO). Part 1,

-> My Omegle conversations but it's yours and a Haikyuu character (Filo!Haikyuu)

-> random

-> The moment you realized na ibang level siya sa 'yo.

-> POV: Sinubukan ni Oikawa 'yung Tagalog manifesting audio sa Tiktok

-> POV: Crush mo si Ushi pero medyo dense

-> POV: Jowa mo si Terushima Yūji

-> POV: May crush sa 'yo ang kapatid ng bestfriend mo (mas bata ng 5 years) pero di mo pinapatulan kasi hindi ka naman nagmana kay Coco Martin

-> POV: You're co-parenting your baby doggo with your ex-boyfriend volleyball athlete (Ushijima Wakatoshi)

-> POV: Younger sibling ka ni Terushima Yūji

-> POV: Kuya mo ang jowa ko (Kuroo)

-> POV: Kuya Kenma mo naulol na sa comp games niya

-> You and your Haikyuu s/o but using my father and mother's convo (written in Filipino)

-> POV: Your Kuya Ushijima has a corporate tone (written in Filipino)

-> multi chaptered smaus (filo)

Jejemon

Conyo

Mafia Game

Stupid Love

Sweets (Switch)

Be My Mistake

spur of the moment.

Random drabbles I thought of at any time of the day

-> Atsumu & Osamu

11:25, 11:33, 12:45, 6:22, 9:49, 3:03,

-> Matsukawa

8:54,

-> Lev

5:32

-> Kita

4:36,

-> Kenma

10:45,

-> Oikawa

11:37, 5:35, 1:28, 1:43, 11:18, 8:34 (smut),

-> Kuroo

12:58, 2:50,

headcanons.

-> Kuroo and Oikawa crushing on you

-> Haikyuu boys as anak ng teachers ng school niyo - karasuno ed. (Tagalog)

-> Haikyuu schools and their (volley player) representatives for an interschool quiz bee competition (filo!Haikyuu au). Part 1,

-> Mga pormahan ng Haikyuu vb captain boys nung 2010 (Filo). Part 1,

-> Seijoh 4 as mga Sang'gre (Encantadia!au)

-> My Omegle conversations but it's yours and a Haikyuu character (Filo!Haikyuu)

-> Haikyuu boys and their main Mobile Legends hero (Filo!Haikyuu)

-> HAIKYUU BOYS AS LEADING MEN ON CLICHÉ WATTPAD PLOTS (Filo) - Bokuto & Atsumu, Tsukishima

-> Haikyuu boys as Andres Bonifacio's letter to Oryang for you (Filipino!Haikyuu)

-> HAIKYUU BOYS AS A PARENT: Preparing your school lunch (Filo)

-> Dating a Haikyuu member who is still not over with their previous lover.

-> What I think some of the Haikyuu boys' first 'I love you' goes like

-> Haikyuu boys at ang paboritong luto nila ng cornbeef.

-> KUROO, BOKUTO, OIKAWA, AND KENMA AS YOUR SUKI IN YOUR SARI-SARI STORE (Filipino Haikyuu AU)

-> HINATA, SUGAMAMA, ASAHI, AND KAGEYAMA AS YOUR SUKI IN YOUR SARI-SARI STORE (Filipino Haikyuu AU)

-> HAND AESTHETIC (CRACK) W/ HAIKYUU BOYS (WRITTEN IN FILO)

self ships.

-> oikawa finds my eyes pReTtY

multi-chap fics.

-> The Interview (the school paper, the all star athlete, and the assistant sports writer) - Oikawa

-> Tambay (Atsumu x gn SC Presisent!y/n)

Presenting to you the passive aggressive tension between the School Council President and the...piss-haired na pasaway

Tambay, Prom, Feeding Program, Intrams part 1, Intrams part 2, Intrams part 3, Intrams part 4, Corona, Jeepney, Pechay,

one shots.

-> broken glass, crying kiss, running water (oikawa)

-> Osamu angst bc I'm in the mood for pain and so should you

#[ leia masterlist ]#haikyuu fanfic #haikyuu filo

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jq37 · 6 years ago

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well. that was it.

**spoilers for prompocalypse part 2**

Y'all this is it. The end-end. The last recap, at least for Fantasy High.

I honestly could have gotten this up yesterday but I wanted to give myself a hot sec before it was really over.��

But, no way out but through. Let’s get to it.

We start back up right where we left off with no break in between. Cast still freaking, Brennan still gaping.

“What the Fuck.” –Brennan 2019

Anyway, Kristen once again appears in corn heaven and she’s very not chill about it. Been there, done that, got the t-shirt. On the plus side, she runs into Doreen in heaven who is young and hot again (which I’m sure Fig would appreciate knowing) and also apologizes for her traumatizing speech to Adaine during her death.

Helio playing beer pong. I wonder if that was always a facet of his personality or if Brennan just decided to yes-and all of Ally’s suggestions of him being a frat bro.

The angels being like, “Please be nice to God. He’s our dad,” was kinda adorable.

“Why are you dressed like a weird stripper?”/“It’s too hot in here. He’s the sun!”

So while the gang has been living out Breakfast Club + Stranger Things, Aguefort has been Weekend and Bernie’s-ing Heaven apparently. I want to say wild, but tbh that’s pretty on brand for him. The wild part is that he was able to knock out GOD. Like, how even?

Aguefort tells Kristen that Sol is one god of many and she says, “Cool, I always thought that,” as if this is new information but, living in a D&D world, shouldn’t she definitively know that already? Like, the gods in fantasy worlds are pretty blatant about letting their presence be known and there are clerics/paladins who aren’t Heleoic but still have powers.

OK I have a bone to pick with Ms. Kristen Applebees. You get a chance to talk to the primordial source of all divine power and magic and you (1) ask who you’re allowed to bone and (2) create a TERRIBLE god. Just truly TRASH. She created a reaction gif god. It’s not even a physical representation of the concept. Like, I thought she meant something like Yass from Wreck it Ralph 2 but no. Just a literal Yes! Like, you can trash talk Helio when you come up with something better, girl. Also, wild that you can just…walk into a room and do that. Like you have to knock out Sol first but still. Wild.

“You’ve created a new deity and already you’re fed up with it. I would say that’s par for the course.”

I low key thought Kristen was going to get the option to deify herself. I think because I had just rewatched The Gamers: Dorkness Rising and that figures in to the plot. But, thinking about it, she wouldn’t have gone for that I don’t think.

Aguefort flipping out at Kristen saying that friendship is the greatest magic of all, and rightfully so. That’s BS.

Since when does Kristen have dog tags?

Anyway, as we all suspected, the chronomancy line from episode 1 wasn’t a random line of dialogue, it was a chekhov’s gun.

I mentioned this in an earlier post. Brennan didn’t seem too concerned that the party was wiping and I think this is why. I think he had two paths for this fight to take. In one, Riz successfully rolled for police and like 6 helpful NPCs plus his mom show up. That’s enough to beat the dragon without dying and Aguefort shows up having Die Hard-ed his way out of heaven. In the other, Kristen dies, goes to heaven, and basically that same series of events happens. Chronomancy saves the day. I think he was shocked because the roll dovetailed so perfectly with the story beat.

“Is Arthur Aguefort black? Hell yes. My brotha.” Gonna be honest, I basically had that same reaction when they showed his character portrait in ep 1.

Kristen and Arthur jump back into the battle and Arthur gets possessed by Mr. Gibbons. I guess he’s just been hanging around as a ghost this whole time? Because this seems to lend credence to the theory that that’s who possessed Fig in the arcade but didn’t we see him go to the afterlife (which, I have a question about that too later). But I feel like that must have been Brennan’s way of sidelining him for the fight so they didn’t have like a level 20 wizard making it too easy.

“Oh, and Jawbone!” Murph loses it.

Jawbone stuck in Goldenhoard’s mouth like that meme of the dog smiling, stuck in a fence.

Gorthalax is like, “I don’t feel great sleeping next to this dude.” Fig meanwhile is all, “I wanna sleep between his legs.” She says this at least twice.

So everyone just have a freaking picnic and takes a nap in the middle of this fight. Can’t say I saw that coming exactly.

Fabian tries to stab Dayne, who is already dead, during the time stop.

“What the fuck do they teach you at this school?”

“Are you talking about the time thing or–”/“Yeah Gorgug! The time thing!.”

“We’re gonna kill this motherfucker, sweetie.”

I love Sklonda so much.

Jawbone is a salad guy.

OK so I know people were shipping Sklonda and Gilear and it was like, “But how would that work with the height difference?” so Brennan, the absolute madman, decides to pair her with the GIANT DEMON???

Adaine about Gilear: Cucked again.

Everyone treating the DRAGON like a JUNGLE GYM.

“It’s basically Jeb Bush’s Campaign.” Ally, with the fury of 1000 suns: EXCUSE ME?

“I bless, [Riz], your mom, and [Fabian.] Are you the only ones with vendettas?”

“I think we’re all pretty blessed.” Gorgug/Zac is so good.

Adaine, who has all the wisdom and intelligence points of the entire party at the moment: You need to stay safe because the reason that we died is that you died.

The shot that shows everyone on the giant dragon and then the foreground fuzzes out and shows Adaine a safe distance away in the background is hilarious.

Ice guitar pick. Sweet.

Yeah, Siobhan really shoulda got healing potions out of her jacket, not the freaking wand. Hilarious. The only thing helpful about that was it hinted he was vulnerable to frost damage which they could have guessed.

I wonder what Brennan had in his notes about the freaking city in Adaine’s jacket. It’s wild they weren’t more curious about that.

I low key loved Emily buffing Murph the whole fight.

“Hell yes Sklonda!”

Ragh: Giving a gay pride speech./Adaine, who doesn’t want to get knocked out again: STAB HIM IN THE DICK DUDE.

And, speaking of, OWWW.

Fig shapeshifting to Dayne. The hell Emily!

And another eye gouging.

Fabian is incapable of doing a single thing without doing some ridiculous parkour stunt first.

Kristen,not twenty minutes after Riz said it would be crazy to go inside the dragon: Can I climb inside the dragon’s mouth? (Adaine: KRISTEN!)

Gorgug saving Skonda and Riz going, “Thanks for saving my mom!” from across the room.

Brennan is narrating the epic final battle and what cool thing everyone is doing and Kristen is just being digested.

Riz was my second choice for the coup de grace until it turned out that Kal ate his dad and then he was my first choice. Riz!!!!

What a badass moment for him. The image of him casting a shadow on the wall is super dope.

Everyone flipping off Kal as he dies.

Riz and Sklonda are making dragon casserole bay-bee!

MURPH FAILS WITH BARDIC INSPIRATION AND BLESS AT A 12 DC.

Aguefort. What a chaos monster.

“I fucked that bird! It is my paramour!”

Hold up, hold up, hold up. Did Kristen’s freaking Yes god kick Sol out of his own freaking heaven? WHAT?

I love that what Adaine got out of this experience was, “Wait, so my powers are bullshit?”

“Everything in this world is bullshit, Ms. Abernant.” Preach.

“So is the sun just a yes now?”/“Maybe.”

Literally 6 cop NPCs. Like they all seem like they’re morons but I’m sure it would have helped!

“Fuck it dude, it’s worth asking.”

“Are you my dad?”/“I was about to ask you the very same thing.”/“What?”

“TAKE HIS EYE. CUT OUT HIS EYE. YOU WANT ME TO BITE IT OUT FOR YOU?”

Brennan really likes the word bud.

Freak the fuck out all the time and just fuck things up.

They got their ice cream later! And Adaine says thank you to Basrar, even though he’s not even there.

Adaine as the 7 freed maidens (way to go Sandra-Lynn) are re-killing Goldenhoard: Us and them are the only good students.

Gorgug’s nat20! What a WILD time for the dice to give that to him.

“You gotta ask. I ask everyone if they’re my dad.”

Gorgug’s dad (Gorbag) has just as low an intelligence score as his son. It’s hilarious but also sweet.

THE VULTURE

I thought that Digby and WIlma just found Gorgug in the woods? Maybe I’m not remembering right. I would guess that was their version of the stork story but they straight up told him what docking was so…

“Do any other federal agents want to step to Arthur Aguefort on the grounds of his school?”

The Aguefort way!

I wonder what Sam has to say about her former BFF selling her out like that and also getting murdered.

It seems like Gorgug was put on the guest list for hell by accident (his relieved reaction was adorable) but I thought that was orc heaven?

Interesting Gorthalax still has pull in hell when he’s a high school coach now.

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

How did he watch the fight? Do they have pay per view in hell?

“I doubt Cathilda will end up here.”

Bill is just such a maniac. I love him so much. I wanna say I can’t believe that killing the devil dril tweet was serious but I can. It’s Bill.

Bill and Fabian having a casual convo in HELL.

Oh my God, Fabian’s mom stabbed Bill’s eye out and he proposed on the spot. No wonder Fabian is so into Aelwen. It’s in his DNA.

What a dope ship.

I can’t believe Emily tricked me into thinking that her end speech wasn’t in service to some nonsense. She held it together for so long but I should have known bc it’s EMILY.

“Young lady, I have no idea who that is and I’m telling you right now yes. I will make whoever that person is vice principal.”

Adaine: Uhhhh….we should find Zayn.

Aww, Zayn’s parents were also terrible elves.

Unwanted Wingwoman Kristen Applebees

lol at Adaine casting Ray of Sickness on everyone suggesting she date ghost Zayne. Great callbacks to the early eps all around.

Don’t @ me, but Adaine w/ a ghost boyfriend who also had terrible elf parents might be kinda sick.

“Tomorrow, we’re gonna start training you on how to actually swordfight.” Uhhh, I kinda love Fabian’s mom now?

She literally hasn’t been sober in 15 years. Icon.

“I didn’t know you spoke Tornado.”

Siobhan’s late season tendency to just flip things/people off is hilarious.

Wild that Adaine’s parents just legit DITCHED her that hard and she was like, f ‘em. Clean break.

“She’s helping me spread something.”

Gorgug has so many friends now!!!!!

Lol, Fabian’s whole journey has just been about becoming captain of the Owlbears.

Riz got his PI License.

Lou and Fabian immediately being so mad at the idea of his mom (Hallariel?) getting with Gilear. Emily/Fig having an equal but opposite reaction.

“Mama, I will kill this man.”/“I’ll kill you first, it’s not up to you.”

Sandra-Lynn gets with Jawbone. Did Brennan just roll to pair up everyone?

Also, the group is almost all related or quasi-related now. Gorthalax got with Sklonda which makes Fig and Riz sorta siblings. Gilear got with Hallariel making Fig and Fabian sorta siblings. Jawbone sorta adopted Adaine and he got with Sandra-Lynn, again making Adaine kinda siblings with Fig. Plus Fig claimed Gorgug as a sibling a lot of eps ago and if Kristen sticks with Tracker then she’ll marry into this mess. Crazy!

Fabian totally dipping on the sequel hook because he’s gonna be busy trying to break Aelwen out of jail.

I’ve been keeping up with the fanart but there was some in here I hadn’t seen and it was super dope!

I’m so glad we had the after epilogue-epilogue. It was a very nice send-off.

Adaine using her oracle authority to get Zayn back into school! She’s so good.

Lol and she helped Basrar so he can grant other wishes. I love that this is the NPC that she decided she was going all in for.

Riz and Adaine join AV club! Idk why I love that detail.

Riz cutting off Adaine’s very good question about her jacket w/ his PI talk.

“They’re our rivals.”/“Into it.”

“Is ‘The Ball’ not your real name?” I love Fabian so much.

Zac doing Gorgug’s excited crack-y teenage voice when he’s just concentrating on that and not playing the game is so adorable. He’s just so sweet and enthusiastic and a good kid.

“Guess that tin flower worked, huh?” I cry.

I love that Gorgug’s happy ending is basically just that he has friends now. And that’s literally all he wanted starting out.

“FIG! GO TO BARD CLASS!”

Aww, Ragh and Gorgug are friends now.

I knew it! I at some point pitched the idea of Ragh ending up with one of the AV guys so he would be w/ someone who had enough intelligence to keep him from dying and I’m 90% sure it’s somewhere on my blog but I can’t be bothered to find it right now. But anyway, he’s in the lgbt club w/ Ragh and Kristen so it’s def a possibility!

“My bitch sister? Don’t you fucking dare.” (lol, if that happens then the group will be even more related)

Fabian considering recruiting the Cubbys for his rescue attempt of Aelwen.

“Gilear!” I love that Fig loves Gilear now but still calls him by his first name.

And that was Fantasy High!

I have at least two more posts in the hopper: And epilogue retrospective type deal and also the official JQ37 ranking of all the adults in Fantasy High.

Thanks for sticking with me this far you guys. I can’t draw to save my life and I don’t really do fic so this is the one little way I can contribute to this thing I love so much.

It’s been real and I’ll see you all soon for an epilogue because, no surprise, I have more things to say.

#fantasy high #asks #anon #Anonymous

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