#internshit

[atomicstarburstlabware]

wE miGhT eVeN gET tHiS pUbLiShEd aND aDd yOuR NaMe tO tHe PubLiCaTiOn

Stop teasing me ok? I have feelings :/

[steveyockey]

brian jordan alvarez new dancing to cruel summer just dropped

it’s like you can hear my thoughts

[chronicowboy]

once had an internship where the onboarding email headline was "[company name]- your internshit" and it took them 3h to realise their spelling error (the internship was actually really good/beneficial, so not a freudian slip but it still makes me laugh)

I'M FUCKING DYING OVER THIS ANON I WOULD LITERALLY NOT BE ABLE TO LOOK ANYONE IN THE EYE AT THAT PLACE WITHOUT BURSTING INTO TEARS OF LAUGHTER

[cassandralexxx]

“if you check my mathematical equations at any given time you’re gonna find the mathematics correct at all times”

-Brian Jordan Alvarez

[cuntstable]

im so tired and cold and i have to go to INTERNSHIT. what the hell

[jazui]

got an internshit

[slam-dunkrai]

thinking a lot about that one Brian Jordan Alvarez character as of late. welt. I been on an elegant waulk in the town where my internshit. is taking plaae

[lukesaur]

Welt, I been on an elegant wallk. Through the town, where my internshih is taking play. So, now, back to my hotel, where they are keepin me, and keepin me nice, steady, calm, GOOD sleep! And, a buffet for dinner. I have been trying to put in more work, more hourts, to prove to theh, I can work at this company full tighnt, after the internshit is up. But, they say, no promises. I say: “I promise you this: if you check out my mathicamaticaclecaculation at any given tine, you gonna fine, that madamadick is correc at all tine.” So!, that’s just how I put in my hard work. Whatever! As they say: Bye!

[chill-billy]

My phone interview this morning didn’t go well, but it didn’t go to shit. I could’ve done so much better. The part of me that wants to cut myself some slack is telling me it was because it was my first. The rest of my body (i.e. 97% of it) says it’s because I didn’t prepare.

Here I am now, awaiting the next two interviews tomorrow. Both will be done with a video call. Both will potentially be worse, but if the first one really for the love of GOD considers me, PLEASE let me know immediately.

The thing about how I’m choosing to think about all this is that there are actually a lot of companies that hire based on productivity in any activity listed in the resume, be it academic, extra-curricular, or just any type of effort-demanding activity. So far, I’ve been proven wrong, as all companies (if they ever reached out to me) would offer something in the lines of testing my ability to code. The first company (bless them) hopefully took some insight from my grades and clarifications about my membership in organizations. Of course, I know I messed that up, but I’ll be more calm about my answers tomorrow. I just need to construct an outline and stop focusing too much about using fill words because I’ll end up using them more. Or leaving the other end with silence. Gosh I really used the “sorry, I didn’t catch you, my signal is weak,” like twice. I’m so sorry. I hope you don’t see this. If you do, please consider me. I was just super nervous. I’m a very hard worker. 

[wrongplanet777]

i have to do this shit internship thing for all of summer and i want to curl up and fucking die

[poisonedeath-treats]

I don’t find acquaintance parties that fun anymore

That, or i just got extra boring by 2017

[atomicstarburstlabware]

Day three of waiting for five different emails from just as many lovely parties to start with the paperwork for my internship 💀

[butchbobbyhill]

Smash that mf reblog if I should Kwuit my internshit and my jahb to pursue artistic pursuits

Hit my line if I should grind thru it

Reblog AND like to encourage me to drop out

[cyanoscarlet]

peter pan syndrome

When I first entered college, I swore to give up these things I like, since it was practically my label in High School, apart from 'Honor Student'. I thought I had to 'grow up.'

Come college, however, I had the sweetest seatmates (we were seated alphabetically), and oh my god, those were the best days ever. I was allowed to fully revel in who I am and what I love. I daresay I fell deeper into this rabbit hole that is the fandom life. Will forever be grateful for that, and for the reassurance that I need not change who I am to 'grow up.' (Lots of that happened, too.)

(Fine, Med School, including Clerkshit and Internshit, were Not Kind. Let's leave that aside.)

But I'm definitely happier where I am now. Forever proud of this composite of different things that make up ME. And I'm now so happy I get to continue being that person even now in residency. Will forever be grateful to supportive people and kindred spirits I've met along the way.

[yaoigirl1234]

pls internshits i just applied for pls pull thru pls come thru pls pls pls

[builttospill]

Internshit aside, I'm gonna be a licensed master social worker before I'm 25 and that's very epic of me to be fulfilling goals when I thought I'd be dead by now