thinking about this clip martyn cut out of his first third life episode again. top 10 fucked up and evil clips (transcript under cut)
Bigb: Alright, so, if you had to say if there’s one person we find next, who do you think it is? If you’re right-
Martyn: If we have to guess? Um, I think we’re gonna come across Ren. I dunno why.
Bigb: Do you?
Martyn: Yeah, Ren the dog, I dunno.
Bigb: Hmm.
Martyn: He seems, he seems like a sticky guy, he seems like the kind of person you can’t get rid of.
Bigb: That’s about right, I feel like he might be the one that takes you out.
Martyn: Do you reckon?
Bigh: Nah, nah.
Martyn: He can try.
You may be a JoelxLizzie shipper, but you will never be as big as a JoelxLizzie shipper as Martyn Inthelittlwood who has canonised them as soulmates with a love stronger than the literal ethereal beings that control everyone’s lives
here's a thread with the comments he was making. i said dranti as a colloquialism and it's prob not like he's actively a hater or something, but he's one of those 'nyehhh funnelling is unsportsmanlike :((' nerds so ofc that means some iffy comments about dream 🙄🙄