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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care
#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis#something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario#and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups#this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good#want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room#and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support#they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers#and it's Not The One You Think#oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart#emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen#so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room#(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons#they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways#(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist#and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history#“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you#i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but
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The Aftons are a very normal FNAF couple
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf 4#afton family#william afton#mrs afton#clara afton#very normal date night between these two#when they were younger of course#nothing is better to me than William being this oddball#who knows he isn’t like everyone else#so he’s constantly calculating in this head the best directions to go any given situation#to appear as ‘normal’ as humanly possible#then there’s Mrs Afton who truly thinks directly to what she wants#NO doubt no fear#she wants to kiss that whimsical dude#who builds robots and has big ideas for inventions#I feel like I’m shooting myself in the foot#cause this comic is a bit but did come out cute#the more I explore this relationship the more doomed we are#cause these two are inherently doomed#smh 😔😔😔 I’m boo boo the fool
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Steve Harrington who has been trying for weeks (maybe even months) to woo Eddie and keeps failing UNTIL he makes an offhand comment correctly referencing one of the groups nerd books. Weeks and weeks of using smooth lines that have never failed him until Eddie, and this is what gets him the guy? Nerd lingo he’s learned purely through osmosis.
Steve who is just standing there like “really? That’s what did it for you? Jesus Christ I can’t believe I’m going to kiss you.”
Eddie, completely shocked by this turn of events: “you want to kiss me?????”
And the whole party is in the background like: “he has for a while thank you for finally catching up before we took drastic measures”
#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#the party#idiot for idiot#stranger things#they were going to invent a new color code purely for eddie and Steve’s situation#the party was so tired of them#poor Steve was failing so hard#robin made a new board for it#there were so many strike out lines she started to secretly erase some of them because she felt bad#the kids kept giving Steve advice. unsolicited.#all of the advice was bad
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This ending… it kinda left my heart shattered I won’t lie
#happy early birthday to my good pal#😶#sylvain jose gautier#fe3h#fire emblem#Sylvain bday pregame#<- inc anyone on here is following 🤭#it’s okay guys I invented this thing called the Bachelor Pad that alleviates this situation#sylvix
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My brain malfunctioned and I was digging in MTMTE the whole day, forgot to blink, kicked pillow 8 times and was talking with my reflection 6 times
Ended up with 60+ screenshots of nerds being socially awkward/abnormal/straightforward because we use books to talk, not people, silly, cool or sweet, or just facts ahah






























#Man I remembered again how much I love Mega and Rodimus duo I wonder how they would react to each other#If they met as their younger versions untouched by war#Swerve literally can quote every of Blurr's races#Cried again when Ratchet left his words are some poetry that doesn't need to sound like one#Whirl Cyclonus and Tailgate ? EHEHEH#Scavengers are unhinged hobos ahaha#I want to put them in one story with Sixshot and Terrorcons#NICKEL MY SWEET GIRL#Looked at Sunder and thought of how damn well he would look if to make him even more and scarier#First Aid acting immediately and giving orders what to do in emergency situation? Yes please#Functions is universe with their “you are our eyes” plot twist YESSS#Functionists giving Rung a fake wheel to make at least a little sense of him and call him ornament? Pfffht#SWERVE IS SO F**KING COOL WITH THIS WHOLE HOLOMATTER ABILITY#Yeah no I hate Getaway.#Senator Shockwave giving an order to stop forced change of brain until two in charge agree on this?#And this way saving Megatron#Whirl saving Megatron because functionists are WORSE#Functionists invented empurata and all universities#Trailbracker... Would have loved to see more of him and Rodimus. His attempt to save him hit hard#Rung having a claustrophobia? Matter of fact I saw no angst of him that I would have found angsty XDD Somehow him getting forgotten#is the worst I saw#Necrobot is a crush. Hear me out he is a crush and very cool. I wish he had more time with Nightbeat.
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Let's talk about pre-Sinyala Coyle!!
Okay so, I’m really into character design, and I’ve noticed that a lot of people who draw pre-Sinyala Coyle tend to miss out some cool details about his Blackwell uniform. So, I figured I’d break it all down, covering 1950s fashion conventions, how Coyle blatantly ignores them, why he gets away with it, and some extra points about his overall dodgy behaviour. Because this post spiralled out of control.
Before we jump in, a quick note: Because of the comic’s style, there are definitely some inconsistencies, but I’ll do my best to piece things together. If you're into history, fashion, and Leland Coyle, stick around 🖤
First, some historical context.
Whether we like it or not, personal grooming and aesthetics have always played a big role in how we’re perceived. But in the 1950s, fashion wasn’t as focused on self-expression as it is today. Rather than standing out, most people aimed for conformity, with conservative ideals and public perception heavily influencing fashion choices. How someone dressed and presented themselves to the world immediately signalled their social status, character, and values. Maintaining a facade of respectability and adhering to social norms was a priority for most.
After World War II, being clean-shaven became a key part of a man's appearance. This was partly inspired by young men who had served in the military. Veterans accustomed to shaving daily carried the habit into civilian life. Of course, not everyone was clean-shaven, but facial hair was generally more common among older generations, as well as musicians, and actors, people who could flout convention without damaging their reputations.
By the mid-1950s, however, facial hair started making a bit of a comeback, thanks to cultural icons like Elvis Presley and Johnny Cash. Alternative hairstyles, especially those associated with greasers, weren’t widely accepted in professional settings. Instead, they became symbols of rebellion, linked to actors, outcasts, and those who rejected the status quo rather than conventional, well-to-do citizens.

With that out of the way, let's talk about Coyle!
Thanks to the comics and in-game documents, we know that Coyle meets Clyde Perry in a Blackwell diner on February 16th 1956. Based on what we can piece together from his past, Coyle would have been around 33 years old at the time. Perry’s account of the altercation directly tells us that Coyle was well-liked and respected within his community.
Blackwell was (and perhaps still is) an extremely conservative town, where conformity to social norms would have been enforced through intense social pressure. The fear of negative judgment would have kept most people compliant. This makes Coyle’s deviation from 1950s conventions all the more apparent, though when we consider his past, things begin to make a bit more sense.
From both the comics and Coyle’s in-game dialogue, we know he had a troubled childhood (details to follow in a separate post). His adolescent delinquency eventually landed him in a military academy. However, his honourable service in the U.S. Marine Corps during World War II, combined with his undeniable charisma likely convinced most locals that he was a reformed man, paving the way for his position as a police sergeant.
His rough-around-the-edges persona may have only added to his charm, allowing him to get away with behaviour that might have otherwise raised eyebrows, such as openly flirting with a waitress or publicly beating a man senseless.
Although Coyle is primarily depicted as a silhouette in most full-body images, we can still piece together details of his uniform. Interestingly, his attire aligns more with a 1940s police officer than one from the mid-1950s. This could be a deliberate design choice to emphasize how both Coyle and the town he rules over are stuck in the past.
His uniform has a few key features:
Sam Browne belt – A leather belt with a supporting strap that runs over the shoulder and connects to a waist belt.
Standing collar & shoulder boards – Formal elements more common in earlier decades.
Shoes instead of boots – Just a note for the artists in the room.
Utility belt essentials – Includes a handgun, handcuffs, and a nightstick, which were standard for the time.
We get a clearer look at the general appearance of his uniform from some of the police cutouts in the Trials, though none of them feature a Sam Browne belt.
Coyle’s hair defies the social conventions of the time. It isn’t styled into any particular fashion and appears free of product, an unusual choice for a police officer, who would typically be expected to maintain a polished image, if not for personal pride, then at least for professionalism's sake. His hairline is noticeably receding, and it’s possible he combed it forward to disguise the thinning. By the time the events of the game take place, he’s completely bald, whether from stress-induced hair loss or simply shaving it once the recession became too obvious to hide. Pure speculation on my part.
His stubble, mussed hair, and unfastened top button suggest that when he meets Perry, he’s either finished work for the day or, at the very least, on his lunch break.
I found a few references of what I think Coyle's hair would look like because the comic is very bad at keeping it consistent. I went out of my way to find a guy with sideburns too. (Don't say I never do anything for you.) It's also worth noting that Julian Bailey, Coyle's VA had a receding hairline in years past. It's my personal belief that they used Julian's face as a reference for this younger version of Coyle.
As a ‘respectable’ police sergeant, he should present himself as buttoned-up, clean, and tidy, proudly representing the Blackwell Police Department and setting a good example for his subordinates. Instead, everything about his presentation suggests a man who sees himself as above reproach, someone who enforces social conventions but doesn’t feel the need to follow them himself. In fact, one could argue he’s rewarded for breaking them, receiving positive attention from women despite (or perhaps because of) his disregard for propriety.
Coyle placing his hat on the waitress is a particularly bold move, especially given the strict dating conventions of the 1950s. Historically, a man placing his hat on a woman's head was a flirtatious gesture, a subtle but effective way of ��claiming’ her, particularly in cowboy culture (Coyle’s parents were cattle ranchers, cowboy Coyle is canon).
In this context, it’s unlikely to be a genuine display of interest. More than anything, it’s a power play, a deliberate act of pushing the limits of propriety while asserting his dominance. The real impact comes when Perry walks in, seeing Coyle has already ‘marked his territory,’ immediately undermining Perry and ensuring he feels off-balance in the face of Coyle’s effortless machismo.
At the comic's conclusion, while Perry is driving away, injured but alive, he looks back to see Coyle standing outside the diner, wearing his police cap. At some point, he must have retrieved it from the waitress, likely with a charming, offhand apology for making a scene. Coyle doesn’t need to kill Perry to send a message, because letting him live IS the message. And Perry hears it loud and clear.
A quick side note, this isn’t so much about Coyle’s appearance, but rather his character.
When Oklahoma became a state in 1907, it adopted prohibition as part of its constitution, remaining a dry state up until 1959. Alcohol was largely banned, though moonshiners and speakeasies operated in secret, often with local law enforcement turning a blind eye. As a consequence, one of the only widely acceptable alcoholic beverages was “low-point beer” a drink containing just 3.2% alcohol, considered non-intoxicating under state law.
Perry states that Coyle ‘drank heavily’ before their encounter, but the fact that it was low-alcohol beer explains how he could be four pints down and still completely in control when it came to beating Perry.
It’s possible Coyle was pulling a deliberate ruse, letting Perry believe he was drunker than he actually was. If so, it wasn’t just about drinking, it was a test. Coyle may have wanted to see if Perry would try to take advantage of what seemed like a weakened opponent, only to prove that he was never at a disadvantage to begin with.
For a police officer to drink so openly in a conservative Christian town flies in the face of everything he’s supposed to uphold. Yet no one seems to care, or at least, no one dares to challenge him. Maybe it’s fear. Maybe it’s respect. Either way, Coyle knows exactly what he can get away with, and he enjoys every second of it.
There are plenty of inconsistencies in the comic, and the art style doesn’t always make the details easy to see. Honestly, I could spend forever picking it apart and analyzing it, and one day, I probably will.
But in the meantime… I hope it's been informative. And I hope that some artists who draw pre-Sinyala Coyle will start depicting him in his Blackwell uniform. As much as I love a leather jacket, I’m a sucker for those military-style uniforms.
I hope you enjoyed this little dive into Coyle and his antics. Before I wrap up, I’m leaving you with a picture I annotated—it was meant to be the main image for this post, but... it’s awful. Apologies in advance if it hurts your eyes.
If you enjoyed my descent into madness, please inflict it upon your friends. I welcome friendly and constructive conversation in the comments. And hey, if you think I’m talking out of my arse, that’s your prerogative! This wasn’t meant as a critique, just the ramblings of someone who spends far too much time pondering the hows and whys of this man.
Well done if you made it this far, and thank you for reading!
As usual big shoutout to the Coyle Crew @misa-bun @decayinghost @soggy-bean for enabling me
#outlast trials#the outlast trials#leland coyle#outlast#sergeant leland coyle#officer coyle#sergeant coyle#not a shit post#i sure hope i get a good grade in coyle studies#something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve#I invented coyleology#long post#all my evidence is in the comic or the game#this is not a trust me bro situation#Coyleology
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P1 clara route oh my god
#okay so she’s been my favorite for a hot minute#but actually playing her route is a totally different experience#like. fuck. this is a character literally made for me#it is shocking to see media that depicts so accurately what being stuck in a cult mentality is like#her whole dynamic with Katerina is INSANE to me#as someone with some personal experience in a situation like that. good lord#all interactions with block hit me like a GUT PUNCH#ik fanon casts him as her dad sometimes but he made my skin crawl#the fervent and desperate way he exalts her was just horrifying#and Clara accepting this from people because its the only way she will ever be loved#her entire story is about destruction being a child#and all children want is to be loved#and yet. the only person who loves her without condition is the twin she invented with a lie#it is so heartbreaking i need to lay DOWN#pathologic#pathologic 2#digital art#clara pathologic#clara saburova#pathologic classic hd
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"bluh I don't know whether I see it as more platonic or romantic" bitch no one knows make your own secret third thing
#not an art#This is me @ me in every situation ever not just relevant to here#Sorry I'm just so ahead of my time and they haven't invented a word for the things I see. As if it's my fault#Sorry I'm having a Blah Blah moment
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Just hold me tight and tell me you'll miss me
#kh#kingdom hearts#sora#sora kh#replica riku#repliku#my art#i drew this just a bit after i finished sora's route in com and started reverse/rebirth. back in march#it's been actual months but every time i think about repliku i hit the thousand-yard stare#and am overwhelmed with so many thoughts and emotions#and his interactions with sora like???!!#“you've never cared about how i felt!” and he runs off tears running down his face like a heartbroken lover?!#and then you don't! see him! he refuses to fight!#next time you see him is about the meteor shower promise and like.#sora claims that he is the one who swore to protect [namine]. repliku makes the same claim#namine didn't invent this memory. it's one they had before. one they shared#namine nor kairi were the promiser/promisee since they weren't on the islands. so it had to have been between sora and riku#or idk. maybe sora and selphie just have this super unexplored complex relationship (kidding)#(that's not even TOUCHING on the charm/necklace situation#nor how sora's memories involved both riku and kairi being overwritten so he starts mixing things up ETC ETC)#and then! at the end of sora's route! right before repliku leaves#he sees that sora returns his feelings and he hits the “take care of kairi” smile#AND THEN HE FUCKING GOES OFF TO KILL RIKU#HE WANTS WHAT THE “REAL” RIKU AND SORA HAVE SO BAD!!!!#and !!! this is AFTER the namine lobotomization#even when he believes he made the promise to namine. even when he is told sora is his enemy. he's STILL like this#his memories/feelings aren't real but seeing that sora cared for him was “good enough” for him??#SORA WAKE UP!! riku's crazy just totally head over heels in love with you!!!#ANYWAY when i was drawing this i was listening to a mamas & papas compilation cd#tip: if you want to cry really hard just listen to 'dream a little dream of me' while thinking about soriku
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#I am literally going insane!#gif three is giving. practicing a presentation or pitch. or statement. specter ross era. they're a team!!!!#and mike's like. analysing but also. the touch so familiar gentle 🥹🥺#and GIF FOUR. I HAVE STARED AT THIS FOR HOURS NOW?#happiest they've ever been because they're! in! a relationship! now! open close comfy loose happy happy happy themmmmm them them#they're just??? they're literally each others. couldn't be more compatible. more simpatico. with any other.#they invented being in love. no one will ever be it like they are#anyway thank you t-mobile for my monthly put-them-in-situations + remove-the-context + brainstorm-it-from-there -athon 🙏#suits#suits tv#suits usa#marvey#harvey specter#mike ross#gabriel macht#patrick j adams#harvey x mike#mike x harvey#tmobile#t mobile#t-mobile#late to the party on this one lol but I am turning up the music! marvey party never stops
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i have no explanation for this
#james fitzjames#og james fitzjames#the terror#my drawings#the terror dan simmons#historical james fitzjames#the franklin expedition#now this was a few months ago#but i think the idea was#that franklin & fitzjames look like the kind of guys who would be absolutely crazy about Nutella#nevermind that it hadn’t been invented yet#and uh#this happened#polar explorer fanart#the terror fanart#james fitzjames fanart#drawn in a moment of sleep deprivation induced madness#that’s really all i can say for myself#imagine how much it would suck to be in your early thirties on your very first arctic expedition (that you thought would be a breeze)#and now suddenly you’re in charge (because your boss died)#(possibly both his bosses— we don’t know!)#and it’s really just a no win situation all around#like yeah you signed up for this#and you were so sure it would be a good time that you got several of your friends to sign up with you#so there’s absolutely no one to blame but yourself#but how could you know it would be this bad#no other expedition here (as far as i know) ever had a 100% fatality rate#but i guess there always has to be a first#(but why did you have to be the first?)#you know?
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The great general remained, and then saw a wonderful vision clearly shown him by the very God of the universe himself. In it he seemed to see the divine Meletius, chief of the church of the Antiochenes, investing him with an imperial robe, and covering his head with an imperial crown. The morning after the night in which he had seen the vision he told it to one of his intimate friends, who pointed out that the dream was plain and had nothing obscure or ambiguous about it.
Theodoret Ecclesiastical History 5.6
wahoo! Theodosius! so a repeating phrase in the gospel of Luke is 'do not be afraid,' but specifically: I'm most immediately referencing the annunciation of the shepherds (Luke 2:10) because I used this illustration for the last panel since it. sort of. connects to Valens, Theodosius' predecessor, who went from commoner to king at the will of his older brother. HOWEVER. because of that transformation. I cannot escape the 'do not be afraid' just a chapter before (Luke 1:30) that Gabriel gives to Mary because ascension to the imperial throne is an ugly, violent, and violating transformation. and. well.
Gabriel’s Entrance and Biblical Violence in Luke’s Annunciation Narrative, Michael Pope
also in general. prophetic dreams and visions. horrifying. it never goes well for anyone.
⭐ places I’m at! bsky / pixiv / pillowfort /cohost / cara.app / tip jar!
#komiks tag#late roman empire tag#listen. you cant escape the absolute clusterfuck of bullshit that's going on with christian doctrine by this century#you might as well go ham or whatever. fucking. justinian and theodora were out there inventing my least favorite#divine justification for roman imperialism and its bad enough i have to suffer through it in renaissance literature discussions#UGH. anyway. might as well have fun with it while we still can.#thankfully i have no intention on going any farther than theodosius. so i can#ANYWAY#If you want to play 5-D chess I’ve also done something funky with theodosius’ gender by associating his future emperor status#with a birth narrative but that’s about as far as I’ve gone with that particular thought because there is a cassius#situation parallel I need to untangle right fucking now
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THIS TOOK ME 10 HOURS WHAT???
Anyway, here's the reference sheets for Adult Sector V! The Adult AU takes place 10 years after the Teen AU, and, as you can see, a lot of things happened...
#adult au#knd#kids next door#nigel uno#kuki sanban#wallabee beetles#abigail lincoln#mr 1#mr 2#miss 3#mr 4#mrs 5#there's A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT going on here and this is the situation as it currently is#as far as I invented into the AU#let me know what you think!#Hoagie P. Gilligan
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in the mood for a modern au. banishing them to Community Theatre.
#em draws stuff#hornblower#william bush#horatio hornblower#archie kennedy#sometimes I receive a Highly Specific Divine Vision of Putting Them In A Situation. here's that situation.#would being hit by my Become A Stage Manager beam fix hornblower? probably not but who can say#he Would like three-ring binders though. [quickly cross-references] pity he perished before they were invented.#archie's tattoos are borrowed from jon dxppercxdxver's ideas and bush's are from one of sanguinity's fics!#(except for the wrist rope... made that one up myself because it felt like he needed a little something extra)#thank you to the normal men chat for understanding that bush's cargo shorts are 'in a lesbian way'. this is v important.#name suggestions for archie's service dog are welcome and if anyone comes up with something particularly wonderful#then I may do another drawing or two in this au... we'll see.
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I don’t think I’ve ever actually posted a Sona ref on Tumblr
So here you go
Have at the


THE MASK IS NOT OPTIONAL
#hehehe chickemn#art#my art#my sona#sona art#artist sona#my persona#dont steal#the mask is there for lore reasons#ME WHEN THE ARTIST IS AFTER🤯🤯#quick sketch#because I’ve been asked this before: feel free to use aspects of this design for your own stuff#JUST TAG ME I wanna see ur art 🥺👉👈#invented this guy solely to put it in situations
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I understand this isn't what happened but wouldn't it be interesting if the Quintessons shadowplayed/reprogrammed Sentinel into being their puppet more pro-Quintesson?
Extra points if he still undeniably benefits from their deal, just... With some "extra encouragement" :)
#transformers#maccadam#you know typing this I meant it in a firmly tfone direction#but then I remembered how the Quintessons operated in aligned and how they put Sentinel-Zeta in charge in the Covenant of Primus#and ohhhhh boy do I think the aligned Quintessons are underutilized. so so underutilized.#(in general I think the Quintessons are underutilized in Transformers but I will admit bias there)#especially considering how there is an argument for a continuity idea of Sentinel prime getting replaced by an actual Quintesson#considering the covenant's Quintessons having a mech suit situation going on and them taking the squid part especially far#which reminds me so much of the kraang in TMNT#(though admittedly it's been ages since I watched tmnt 2012)#tl dr I enjoy the idea of mnemosurgery as a Quintesson invention a little too much and it's *interesting* to think about with Sentinel#especially considering how_ in aligned_ Sentinel-Zeta *did* end up doing the right thing and rebelling against the Quintessons#sentinel prime#Quintessons#transformers one#transformers aligned#transformers idw#transformers mtmte#I'm drawing off of all of these
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