#iplay37

[would-you-punt-them]

We should do a special poll for today

The ides of march is here

what the fuck is an ide

[hot-take-tournament]

I had an odd ass dream about you

You became a vtuber and had a discord server where you reveled it

You plated a really old game it was horror with an old man just talking and pokemon

You had purple hair and like some odd clothes

I was sick when you streamed it and couldn't watch and I wasn't in the discord long enough to get proper roles

You know you've failed as a vtuber when someone manifests your stream in their own subconscious and still doesn't watch it

[eruisapenguin]

whenever i see your posts i get so guitly because im like a chapter behind and i want to read it but i have 6 more tabs for fanfics

6 tabs? Dude 😟

[hot-take-tournament]

honestly this is probably the best case scenario, compared to last time i came across almost normal

[oc-tournaments]

ROUND ONE - MATCH 20

TAMARA vs CHER GRIFFITH

TAMARA: @wokeuptraveledstraightintothesun

CHER GRIFFITH: @iplay37

VOTE BASED ON THE INFORMATION BELOW CUT!!

Propaganda Content Warnings: Abandonment, expedimenting and cult mentions for TAMARA.

TAMARA:

PROPAGANDA: let’s see, lost her family at 7 years old (none of them died there was just a house fire where she was put inside an iron stove to “protect” her by her father (her father doesn’t like her can you tell) and they left her there (the rest of her family thought she’d left already)), (un)fortunately picked up by a guy who took her to a very ethical lab where she was healed! And then forced through many painful experiments. Also she was the executioner for a Lot of people later in the lab time and she’s not even 16 yet. So she escapes at age 16 and spends a year with her girlfriend just existing and processing (poorly) what she had to live through and trying to acclimate to life outside of The Lab. Then her girlfriend (who is a cyborg fun fact) got a virus and so she had to be decommissioned which was not a good time for Tamara.

Other physical details: One of the experiments was a test in how high someone’s empathy can get and. Tamara’s the highest Kyne (the one guy who loves experimenting on her) got. So she’s having a Time. She has lost sensation in her extremities, her bones are weak as Fuck due to being part bird (because of very little bone marrow and airy bones), and she just always looks soggy regardless. Also she’s trans

So she just can Not catch a break and she unfortunately gets exploited by her need for parental love and general guidance in her life and joins a cult :( Like can you see the fact that she just cannot stop being kicked while she is down. (I love her to bits and she is my favorite oc I promise)

THEME SONG:

CHER GRIFFITH:

PROPAGANDA: he was born from two gym leaders in unova, but in a family full of talent he had none, when he eventually went to BB academy to train he met someone who hates him for besmirching he family name and not taking advantage of his position. he then slowly gains a crush on a girl then when betrayed by the person who hates him he falls to villainy with an evil team, where he gets worse and nearly kills someone but then stops after realizing its wrong, he then after resolving to take it down from the inside gets outed for being in the team by the person who hates him. his crush breaks up with him and they have a ton of angst. oh also he gets beat up the avatar of god Red before he turns back.

the rest is for when i decide to write more (read when my friend actually does her part so we can do more)

THEME SONG:

[would-you-punt-them]

I make sure to submit you every couple days just to keep you humble

really gonna kick me when i'm down huh

[hot-take-tournament]

Me when i lie

literally name one L i've ever taken

[oc-tournaments]

ROUND ONE - MATCH 23

YUKI-ONNA (YUKIO-NAYUKI) vs GRAHAM KING

YUKI-ONNA: @iplay37

GRAHAM KING: @mikeyatess

VOTE BASED ON THE INFORMATION BELOW CUT!!

Propaganda Content Warnings: War, injury for GRAHAM KING.

YUKI-ONNA:

PROPAGANDA: refer to her as yuki please she doesnt want to change her name its just that shes been called yuki all her life as a nickname

Yuki is a trans girl stuck in sao, shes 13 and was so happy that she would be able to experience being a girl and treated like one.

but when kayaba got rid of their skins and made them just how they are in real life it made her go back to how shes been forced to look by her family

the only good things that happen is that she gets a girlfriend, survives and can chose her own hairstyle in the game

anyways shes like in sao which is bad enough already but her surviving will leads to survivors guilt and also she needs to deal with her doing nothing to help while others cleared the game

THEME SONG:

GRAHAM KING:

PROPAGANDA: Oh where to begin. He was sent away to join the army when he was 16, he was taken as a prisoner of war, and when he was rescued he was dismissed on medical grounds (19 at the time). He'll never fully physically recover, he's got permanent nerve damage in his right hand and had to relearn to do everything with his left hand. He pulled through though, and recovered enough to become a nurse!! That's not great for him, he is suffering. He's so nice and people keep being mean to him. He meets a woman he knew as a kid (she was his uncle's best friend), and they have a very sweet convo while she's getting her sprained wrist sorted, then she sees him sobbing in tesco because he doesn’t know what to do anymore. He's prone to every single illness going around. He has awful self-esteem. He's a picture book example of a people pleaser. He hasn't had a good night's sleep in years. He's so nice to everyone despite it all, he's the sweetest guy around, and I love him.

THEME SONG:

[would-you-punt-them]

Hey ummmm

That's quite a bit of notes I think I'll send this to a certain place

You somehow managed to get this post with only 2 notes into a PM Seymour video within an hour of me making it

For over a year I was known as Tumblr's "carpreg expert"

But now we're gonna pretend that note count is a factor??

[would-you-punt-them]

How did this happen she calls me baby too

My gf is fine with this so...???????, what is up with my life

I don't want to overstep, but... is it okay if I ask for some more details about this arrangement?

Like, how long have you known this person, and how much do you know about them? How are they going to pay you? Have you given them any personal information?

I'm just concerned that this might be a scam /gen

[would-you-punt-them]

This image I found

if this is the destination, one shudders to imagine the journey

[juice-type-r]

@kitesoariing @blossoumei @lizziander @iplay37

[hot-take-tournament]

Another massive fucking L for you

(yes i did send it in)

if you feel a slight headache it's because i'm trying to kill you with my mind

[hot-take-tournament]

I hate moo Deng like I hate all hippos as she willl grow up to be a murder machine and I want her dead

tbf she's a pygmy hippo, they only grow to be about 3ft, and besides she's a famous streamer now so she has an image to protect

though could you imagine if the next twitch drama was moo deng being cancelled for a collab with mrbeast where she drags him into a river and drowns him

[would-you-punt-them]

Were gonna use PayPal for and I'm gonna keep it there for like a week and a half before taking it out

Okay, but I'm still worried about how well you know this person – they're offering you $4000 up front and then another 1k every week

[natsuich]

i forgot, whoopsie daisies!

@iplay37 do you write

you probably do

REBLOG if you have amazing, talented WRITER friends.

Because I certainly do, and I love every single one of them and their work.