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happy anniversary to this gem of a tweet

This is why grimes left him

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Anon's asshole cat who scratched their tits four days before their birthday

Anon's asshole cat who made them climb a tree to get him down that morning (he weighs twenty pounds and they threw out their back)

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5 hours remain

Elon Musk

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Elon Musk

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Some things never change

Five Pebbles (Rain World)

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How long have you been on Tumblr? Because at some point it becomes impressive that you have avoided Homestuck knowledge

Anywhere between 3 to 5 years, depending on who you ask

And it's not as if I've never heard the word "Homestuck" before, it's just that the only time people ever mention Homestuck is when they're joking about everyone on Tumblr already knows what Homestuck is

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And this is going on the punt blog, because the ones who are really at fault are YOU

Gimmick blogs should die

- @gimmick-remover

Good thing this is 100% definitely a tournament blog and everyone is agreed on that!!!!!

Ha ha ha... yeah

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Sorry if it's already been asked, but... What's with the clown ban?

same answer for both

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If when my turn comes up I get a higher punt vote than the queue I won't be responsible for my actions

This blog's randomised queue and its equally random bullshit

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It's not my fault this is like the only canon image of him

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It's not my fault this is like the only canon image of him

Five Pebbles (Rain World)

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While I'm sure you have some creative suggestions, think about it like this:

Elon has pissed away billions of dollars building dildo rockets that explode on the launchpad, whereas we're successfully achieving manned space flight for free

So we're not just doing this for justice, we're also doing it for the American taxpayer

Elon Musk

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When I saw the suggestion for Elon Musk I was about to nominate Elon Musk (Genshin Impact) just to force it to the top LOLLL

I've actually put the queue on timeout for bad behaviour until it gets over its Genshin Impact obsession, because at this rate we'll be punting anime twinks until the end of time

Well, it's also because the Elon poll wasn't one from the queue (I mean, he's in there, just somewhere near the bottom) but when I posted it, I didn't realise that the queue had decided to put J.K. Rowling a couple spots from the top, and I wanted to space those polls out a little rather than have them both running at the same time

So, she'll be polled next week

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We can if you want, I know some of you have told me you use this blog like a stress ball

Though that would mean seeing this dude on your dashboard every couple weeks

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Elon Musk

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WE'RE BEATING THE ZUXXERBURG POLL

Elon's on 99.3

I'm pretty sure that's the highest ever