#iregulus

[lynxindisguise]

I need you to imagine an early 00’s teen sitcom, where Regulus is the protagonist, and Dark Academia is the norm, so the core joke of the show is that he’s a just completely average boy with a painfully average life.

Anyway, his parents are conveniently always traveling for work, so he lives with his chaotic, (dark) artist brother, Sirius.

Now Sirius has one batshit insane friend who’s always cooking up ridiculous schemes, and though we never actually meet him, his name is thrown around like a legend—the running gag being that ‘James’ is such a weird name.

But ALSO, Sirius has another ‘seemingly rational’ friend who enables his bullshit and has nothing but the purest love for him despite the fact that he’s always cleaning up his messes. And people constantly joke about Sirius and Remus acting like a married couple, and Sirius has never so much as looked at a woman, while Remus can’t keep a girlfriend for more than an episode because he always puts Sirius first.

BUT THEN, because we’re actually in this sort of twisted Adams-family-esque subversion of the teen sitcom, Sirius gets a full character arc, the absence of their parents is confronted, it’s revealed that half of his crazy schemes are actually to distract from Remus being a werewolf, AND he and Remus are given the love story they deserve.

I could go on forever, please reblog with your own headcanons.