#irisposts

[observancesys]

Despair Dilemma launches in a week!

Just a week away! Woohoo!

Hi! Me and my girlfriend are Double Summon Games, a queer indie TTRPG studio. After the success of our last project Perfect Draw!, we've been spending the last year-and-a-half or so working on a new project:

Despair Dilemma! It's a TTRPG where you and your friends control the narrative forces of a death game while all your blorboes run around trying (to kill each other / to not die / to uncover the truth / etc). Fans of Danganronpa, Squid Game, Kaiji, and the When They Cry series should find a lot to love in it, and we've been testing it a lot to make sure it'll be a fun play experience!

We're launching on March 13th; if death games and TTRPGs are up your alley, it'd mean a ton to us if you checked our work out (and maybe signed up for the wait list?) Thank you so much!

[observancesys]

STAB EMPTY CARDBOARD BOX VIOLENTLY AND WITH VITRIOL UNTIL YOU LIE IN A PILE OF SHREDDED CARDBOARD ON THE FLOOR OF YOUR HOUSE

what are you even supposed to do when youre angry.  cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now

[observancesys]

swept tournament! immediately got harassed on the way home but who cares, this "ugly as shit shemale cocksucker" just went 5-0 baybeeeeee

[rookinthecrownest]

Iris having disdain for arranged marriages because she saw how miserable it made her parents (and by extension everyone else - although at least they were rich enough the kids could afford to be distracted by pretty things and horses)

Her mother was actually a commoner who’d come to the Grand Tourney in the Free Marches to support her love and the man she wanted to marry

Her father saw her giving him his favour before the joust and immediately wanted her

Basically offered her parents, modest workers, a bride price they couldnt refuse

And boy did her mother not enjoy that..

Iris thinking she wouldnt fall into that same trap

Actually being a bit relieved in the circle once she realized no one was going to force her to marry anyone for a political alliance

Aaaaand boom.

Girlie gets put between the Emperor of Orlais and the King of Ferelden for arranged marriage

And for funsies, should we throw in Sebastian Vale, prince of Starkhaven?

[observancesys]

their accursed "doge" vs our sanctified "pupy"

their sinful "doggo" vs our blessed "ouppy"

[irisfixation]

normally i (<IRIS>) am pretty asexual compared to some other parts of our system but when im sufficiently flat affect/mental illness-brained it wraps around to a sort of cold sadism where i want to stab and violate and brainwash people just to extend my control over them, to see how far i can go and how far i can push them. there's no sexuality to it, there's no kindness in my eyes beyond a cold mania. i just want to ruin someone, and i don't care how i do it.

[observancesys]

did you hear they're introducing even more beautiful women to this world? transgendered theyre calling it. and you can talk to them

[manilovescp166]

This is what Meriris is to me

[observancesys]

🎵 BUDDHIST WAREHOUSE 🎵 (upaya-kaushalya is just the beginning)

[monasticmaestoso]

Hey all, my friend Iris is disabled and homeless. They've barely been surviving for the past couple years living in and out of hotels entirely off of donations and goodwill. Please take the time to check the link and read through the details and get the full story. please share this post around, if you can please share the link on your own socials, and if at all possible please consider donating so that Iris can afford food and meds for the day/week and hopefully not get thrown out of their current lodgings once again. They narrowly avoided death by homelessness about a month ago and the situation has barely improved in the slightest. please please please share/reblog/signal boost etc, please donate if you can, please spread the word so my friend can stay alive.

[redacted-confessions]

cain is def bisexual my bidar is going off

all bisexuals should be allowed to kill their brothers yknow? - Iris

[teabookgremlin]

iris during the watch party today <3 ft smiley me

[observancesys]

TTRPGs

evil infodumping where you just tell lies

[nihiltism]

I've been batting around the idea of my ocs iris and allegro being from the same school and vaguely knowing each other and with this I think it is Incredibly Funny to imagine them running into each other After their respective getting fucking worse-nings and having a "who had the worst coping mechanism for just Getting Through College" battle

[circumstantialsimultaneity]

my followers on this account are so funny. hi nic from school hi august from school who i have been high in the dorm room of so many times hi longterm dear friend i met on doll divine dot com hi ex girlfriend who i reconnected with last year hi guy i met on instagram who i've been friends with for like five years hi irl friend who gives me yuri recommendations hi beloved friend who was just at my house for five days who i induced komaeda related madness in

[m0cachin]

me on my FUCKIN way to enable more irisposting | what food wld be an acquired taste for they! if they had a perfume merch released, what wld its scent be? are they a sweet or savoury person? what's their go-to food order when they dont wanna think too hard abt it? does iris know i want 2 put them in a snow globe and shake them around like the yipee creacher (also i realise half of this is abt food imsosorry

NNNNONONONO DONT APOLOGIZE BUT ALSO WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME !!!! ouh.... iris is Me in the damn flesh so i'll answer these one by one

Acquired taste - im not sure abt this one actually 🤔 need to either let it simmer a bit more or let it come to me in a sudden

Perfume - oh it'd definitely be an ocean-y scent but with a mix of flowers and it'd be the kind of fragrance that isnt very... intense at all? i dont know if im making sense here

Sweet or savoury? savory for the win

Go-to food? It depends because for me my go-to food varies a lot but you can't really go wrong with instant noodles can you (jack often pesters them about this he says it's not good for their health if they eat too much of it) (he offers to bring them stuff instead sometimes)

snow globe shakey - no absolutely notnplease dont shake the creacher (me