Jimmy is the canary, Grian is the coal mine, tango, Joel, and Martyn are the miners, and Lizzie is an asthmatic who lied abt not having asthma to get the job in the coal mines
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I haven't watched nimona, but the vibes I'm getting from tumblr is that Ballister is the embodiment of the "I support gay rights, but more importantly I support gay wrongs"
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okay one more shitpost nithvinn thought and then im dead but i started thinking about like. sick gays right. and yaevinn is like. mostly complaisant when sick. a little bit complainy and will sometimes get out of bed but knows that 1) it doesn't feel good to do that and 2) nithral will fucking sniff him out anyway
meanwhile with nithral it's that scene from that spongebob episode where spongebob is trying to get gary to take a bath but specifically the part where he's trying to throw gary into the tub but EVEN MORE specifically the last part where gary does this fucking shit and while the literal image of that is hilarious i feel like yaevinn does in fact fucking tuck nithral into bed and then go downstairs and nithral is just fucking There and YOU HAVE A FEVER OF 102 YOU FREAK WHY ARE YOU COOKING????? but like nicer than that. like a yaevinncore version of that. does that make sense. is this anything. can you tell my sleep meds are Workingn't. i am so tired but i can't sleep. this is getting the inane rambling tag bc this has "ikea will noclip me into the backrooms"!yaev energy yfm holy fuck this is nonsense
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When people say spidergirl: ooooooo sexy, lay eggs in me mommy, ooooooo
When people say spiderboy: SPIDERMAN, SPIDERMAN, DOES WHATEVER A SPIDERMAN DOES
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how it started:
i like girl with glases <33333
how it's going:
@gettinshiggywithit @small-chaos
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Colors that remind me of the jackass guys:
Johnny: pink
Dico: dark green
Raab: red
Dave: yellow
Ehren: orange
Bam: mauve
Ryan: baby blue
Chris: lime green, violet
Steveo: black or black and red
Preston: white
Weeman: gray
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Tell me you know nothing about history without telling me you know nothing about history
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