#it was so inconsistent its rly funny

[buttelf]

this is a comic based on a sonadow drabble written by (and a gift for) @viacursecasting​ :) 

this was my first time making a comic and im still learning how to draw sonic and shadow consistently, so pls forgive that :) thank you to viacursecasting for letting me post this! enjoy!

[toastsnaffler]

also my phone has stopped overheating now I'm getting internet elsewhere instead of trying to squeeze my single bar of signal to load one (1) tumblr image. living in true luxury

[nomairuins]

also i admire dws refusal ever to engage with language barriers

[moonshynecybin]

Hey! Just wanted to say I’m in awe of how your writing it’s just so GOOD and FUN and TORUROUS. It’s rly hard to nail the voices and dialogue of characters (especially when writing them speaking in english!) but you always make it so believable. Ur Vale especially is sooo charismatic which like hats off bc a more mercurial man has not been made. 

Re ur charged-airport-conversation fic, I’m intrigued to find out how Marc will handle his sexuality crisis. Will he be in denial? does he very seriously study gay culture like telemetry data? is he getting Grindr? is he seeing it as something to incorporate into his PT routine & somehow translate this to a competitive edge? how did he feel about the pope saying frociaggine????

Also I loved the goofy brother shenanigans, Alex strongest most patient and silliest man alive truly. Extremely funny to think of Alex “please get a girlfriend you’re 30 and annoying me” Marquez having to cope with Marc coming back like “I found one! :3” holding hands with Cervera’s enemy #1 undisputed champ 2015-2024

Anyways, would love to hear any thoughts u had but no pressure! I just wanted to thank u for ur brilliant mind & forget about whatever fresh hell that sprint was 

this one. is one that i plan to maybe actually and fr write out so i shant answer in full because i hope that you'll find out eventually. um. i CAN give you chapter two! of THIS fic where Marc and Vale get stuck in an airport and have a somewhat fraught little bonding session. i have not proofread this OR reread the original so if there's inconsistencies just chill out. theres also a lot of liberties taken with the amount of privacy these guys have on a given race weekend again just chill out. please. they live in different countries and are bitter rivals its hard to get them alone into fictional scenarios. its about 1.4k.

(Part ONE !)

The next time he sees Vale is in the paddock.

It's not unusual to see him— the paddock is small and Vale is always a presence, felt even when he’s gone, indelible—but it’s on the television more often than not these days. Maybe a glimpse of him zooming around on his scooter, ignoring the swing of the camera phones tracking him in his wake. But it’s not like this, never this close up. Vale maintains distance, and Marc has adapted to take his cues from that same distance. He’s not going to be the first to engage, not anymore. 

All that being said, Marc is trying to grab some alone time in between sessions, communing with his lunch and contemplating ways to improve his breaking into Turn 11. He’s tucked into a shady place out of the way, generally out of the range of any stray cameras, when Vale catches him, sliding next to him on the table and leaning forwards on his elbows.

He starts picking at Marc’s food.

Marc reacts reflexively, not even processing that it's Vale who’s at his elbow who is reaching over to snag a bit of his chicken. He lifts his bowl out of reach like he would with Alex. “Hey— that's mine,”

Vale’s game, apparently, shooting him one of those dangerous grins, eyes crinkling at the sides towards Marc like he hasn’t seen in years. He’s brimming with the confidence of someone used to getting away with breaking rules. Marc puts down his food. Lifts a hand, adjusts the cap at the top of his head, and tucks his hair behind his ear. 

This means something. He doesn’t know what.

“Allora, you were not eating it.”

And Marc has always been easy for it—the simple skill he has in spinning a situation into the brightest version of itself, mood turning on a dime. Even when he was destroying Marc, he would do it with a smile. 

It’s that same silverbright thread that makes Marc laugh, disbelieving, a shock of delight. He shoves at the edge of Vale’s arm, jockeying with his elbow. He bites his lip, shakes his head. Would you look at that?

“Presumptuous,” Marc scolds, and tucks back into his lunch, forking another bite into his mouth. Vale grins and leans closer, conspiratorial. That same hot, embarrassed feeling from the airport rears its head, giddy. Marc glances around. There’s no one here. He feels like there is. LIke there’s eyes on them, even though he’d chosen a place where there shouldn't be.

It feels like crossing a line, teetering on the edge of some cliff, one toe over the edge. Hot and anticipatory in the pit of his stomach. There’s a breeze going, and he shivers. Vale leans closer.

He likes it. 

He also knows that he shouldn't like it. He’s gone through this song and dance before. This feeling, this hero worship that he has with Vale never leads him down any good road. He thought– six premier class titles and nearly ten years of vitriol had been an effective cure. Not so, he’s finding out.

Vale corrects, “I see what I see. This I cannot help.”

“Oh yeah? You’ve been watching me?

Vale shrugs, steals another bite. “You do manage to put on a good, ah, show.” He finds the words in Spanish. Marc can’t remember the last time they spoke in Spanish.

Marc takes a breath in. Settles himself. He doesn’t know what the end goal is here. Curiosity wins out— it’s better than wondering why Vale’s here in the first place. What game he’s trying to play. What he thinks he’ll get out of being nice to Marc, aside from that shivery feeling clawing its way up the base of his spine. He should really at least find out if he’s doing this because he plans on not being nice to Marc. 

“How did you find me?” Is what he goes with. Neutral enough. 

“You are not hard to find.” The answer is vague, but frank. Vale loves to speak around things.

Marc raises an eyebrow, decides to just keep looking at him. They both know he’s bullshitting. Vale breaks, and makes a face, shrugging.

“I have been racing here longer than you. I know the hiding spots.”

Marc gives him a minute roll of the eyes. It's still not an answer. “You know, they remodeled not too long ago. The entire layout changed.” Vale would’ve had to work to find him. 

“Not too much!” Vale spreads his palms cheerfully, seizing on a diversion. “The bones are still the same. The stands are over there,” he juts a thumb, “The pits are here. The bathrooms change, but bah. It’s a facelift.”

Marc wrangles down a smile. Vale’s not being serious— he’s being fun. Maybe he’s trying to get him comfortable for some reason. “A lot changes, I think.” He says frankly, and he means it. 

Vale’s eyes flash. He sees Marc’s conviction, catches the double meaning. Another one of their conversations centering around two different issues on the surface, but coming back to their history all the same. The elephant in the room butting into other topics. History, division, and rivalry, all sneaking its way into the cracks in their words. 

Vale keeps going, the lead in their little play.

“Maybe. But it’s not— like, aerodynamics, new regulations, new tires— all that changes. Small stuff.  Opinions, riders. But it is still a paddock. I’ve been in paddocks my entire life. You can’t change much.”

Things change a lot, in Marc’s experience. People. Teams. Bodies. 

Friendships.

And Marc is brave usually, has made a career out of it, so he feels like he has to ask. No use avoiding it and feeling half out of his skin for the rest of the day. Vale’s knee bumps into his own and he closes his eyes briefly. When he opens them Vale is already looking at him

“Why are you here?” He levels.

Vale throws him a soft smile. It comforts exactly no part of Marc.

“Maybe I was looking for a hiding place.”

Marc hesitates, choosing his words carefully. It’s always a spar with Valentino; even when they were friendly, they were still competing.

“Am I the hiding place?”

“Well, I am still more famous than you, is true. Less photographers on you than me. It’s peaceful.”

“What do you want from me?”

“Now there’s a good question.” Vale says, stealing something else off of Marc’s plate. “Today? I was hungry. I thought I’d stop by and eat with an old friend.” The words jolt through Marc like a highside. He’s in the air— lost, flying, falling. 

Vale stands, towering. He claps Marc on the shoulder. It burns white hot. Marc keeps his eyes on him, trying to catch a hint, a clue as to how this all happened. 

An old friend.

“Is that what we are?” He asks, more earnest than he should be. Vale can be such a bastard.

“Well, what would you call it?” He responds, turning the question on Marc, voice quiet. Serious, like he knows whatever hangs between them is as thin as a spiderweb. Marc swallows.

“I don’t know,” Marc answers. still too honest, even now. Something flickers on Vale’s face, too quick and complex for him to read. 

“Think about it.” Vale prompts, and walks away.

Marc finds out that they weren’t alone, in that section of the paddock the next day. The pictures hit the news after the race, headlines rolling in thankfully after Marc has left for home. Valentino Rossi and Marc Marquez sharing lunch, alone on a race weekend ten years after their falling out. What could it mean? 

But Marc’s eyes look at the photo and just catch on Vale’s shoulders, leaning towards Marc, the palm of his hand, arcing through the air as he gestures, frozen on the screen of his phone, and himself, eyes crinkled at the corners. He was wrong. He didn’t manage to reign in that smile after all. 

FRIENDS AGAIN?, the headline asks, and Marc wonders.

[yuukei-yikes]

probably a weird question but any height hcs for the mekakushi dan?

not weird at ALL. not only does the mekakushi dan have CANON heights but i have my thoughts about them

from shortest to tallest, these are their CANON heights:

hiyori 138 cm (4'5'')

hibiya 140 cm (4'6")

mary 154cm (5'0")

ayano 155 cm (5'1")

takane 157 cm (5'1") as ene, 640 pixels

momo 162 cm (5'3")

kano 165cm (5'4")

kido 168 cm (5'6")

shintaro 172 cm (5'8")

seto 178 cm (5'10")

haruka 182 cm (6'0")

i dont think these heights are bad but i think they're a little silly, especially hibiya and hiyori. girl they're 12. they wouldn't be THAT tiny!!! ive been the same height since i was 12 tbh, ive been 154cm (5'0'') for ten years 😐😐😐 anyways. yeah. they wouldn't be that short, in my sick twisted mind hibiya and hiyori are around the height of mary ayano & takane.

which brings me to. ayano and takane's heights are a little weird, especially takane. they're mostly drawn with a big height difference with ayano being the tallest when they're actually listed with takane being 3 cm taller so they're rly the same height lol. i usually draw ayano as taller for the lols bc i love shortest of the quartet takane, so id probably either make ayano a little taller (maybe 160cm, which would put her as shorter than momo, or maybe just as tall as momo to have a more clear height difference with takane) or takane a little shorter, but i think her height is fine as is. im a little attached to the 157cm bc of how big of a revelation it was JEJDKEKD and idk mary is always described as super short when there's literally 2 other grown characters just as tall as her lol. take ur "kiddy" mary and shove it up ur ass jin ur weird 💗 mary is my height i get her the view is FINE from here.

the thing with takane is that he's got the whole Secret Identity thing like as is takane is KINDA a spoiler character? and enes whole thing is that no one knows where they came from so for a long time we only knew how big ene was in pixels ajdkwjdk and unlike everyone else she does NOT have the funny fun facts like a canon birthday or height or weight. we only know the height bc in a takane sketch from sidu they wrote next to it the 157cm and the fandom took it and ran with it. at least that's how i remember it, i was so damn excited. idk if it has ever been super confirmed (tho its been listed in the wiki for years), so i can see why its so inconsistent to ayano(and mary, who is also close to their height but we see takane with ayano more often) and his weight is listed as 2MB. thats soooo funny. mysterious weight takane sometimes it can be so #girl but also im kinda glad bc the weights are so fucking BULLSHIT.

anime when making a girl heavier than 45kg: 😱 girl are u fucking crazy. ayano and momo have the same weight? mary is listed as 130 apples heavy? its such a mess. the weights are SHIT and NOT REAL. anyways u didnt ask abt that but yeah their weights 👎👎👎👎👎 not real.

anyways. id make these characters around the same height (in the range of 154cm to 159 cm) from shorter to tallest: hiyori, hibiya, mary, takane, ayano. maybe even ayano as tall as momo. and hibiya and hiyori would probably grow taller than those 3 as they grow up lol. i think hiyori would end up in a height like momo's and hibiya would be just slightly taller than shintaro which would probably anger shintaro a lot. tho short king hibiya is also funny tbh

WHICH BRINGS ME TO THE TALLEST'S HEIGHTS. ok. seto and haruka. sits DOWN. i think haruka should be taller and seto should be what haruka is listed as. cuz like haruka is always described as like super weirdly tall and he's like omg i hate being so tall when 182cm is like. sure its really tall but i wouldn't call that a weird height??? thats like. idk to me its kinda average tall height. and AGAIN im 154cm so id know a tall person lol my little brother is 180cm (😐) and while he is tall i wouldn't say he's crazy tall!!!and seto just being below 180cm is soooooo wrong SO, to me seto has haruka's height which is 182cm and haruka is probably more around 188cm, maybe getting to 190cm just for shit and giggles. like now THATS what id call weirdly tall. maybe haruka is just called that all the time bc he hangs out with ayano takane and shintaro (shortest adult mekadan members & shintaros painfully below average for a guy height). but whatevers i do love haruka is the tallest character though lol

and the rest are ok. kido being almost as tall as shintaro is awesome. kano being short is also awesome. if im changing shit id make him as short as momo just for shit and giggles which if we go by all my other changes then he'd be as tall as ayano LOLLLL

ANYWAYS. im normal💗

[mekatrio]

my enthusiasm has gradually petered out over the past few days bc i had been so busy + havent been getting enough sleep, but aa2 was a truly amazing experience for me ESPECIALLY the last case, so i still want to dissect my thoughts on it although im not as hyped up as i was right after i finished playing it (i was jumping around and grinning and pacing around my room for hours and shit 😁) i have so many thoughts so im gonna split my review rambling whatever this is into different parts, this one is my thoughts on the first three cases :D

1st case was nothing spectacular.. pretty long for a tutorial level but i guess it was acting as padding for the more dramatic 2nd case.. i guessss. at least it was very funny and not too hard to solve. and it was also trying to be more thorough in teaching the gameplay mechanics during court sessions and making sure players have an idea of what to expect in later cases.. probably... its whatever whatever. at least an amnesic concussion is still the funniest way to reteach a tutorial so im so happy they went with that.

i liked the second case!! i wasnt able to figure out how the clothing box fit into everything until the very end, so i could rly understand wright's panic, bc for a good chunk of the case it really did seem like maya had killed someone. i think this case felt the most 'turnabout' of them all, bc in other cases there were other plausibilities and culprits right from the get-go, but w the way this murder happened in a locked room with (seemingly) only 2 individuals inside, it actually did feel impossible to save maya at first. so it was very satisfying to pick apart the lies and inconsistencies and be able to arrive to the truth. and it was nice to see kurain village, and learn more about the feys in general. and it was nice to see mia again!!! i wasnt sure if she would be coming back or not. mia and maya's reunion at the end of the case was super touching, bc one of the saddest moments in aa1 to me was during the 4th case when maya couldnt channel mia, and was wondering if she would ever be able to see her again.. so it was nice that she was really able to see her again :')

speaking of mia, i dont know if this series will explore this further, but just thinking abt her state of existence is lowkey kinda scary.. like, whats it like being dead? whats the difference between being alive and dead, considering mia is still somewhat mentoring and advising us despite being dead? could a fey, who can just possess another fey like that, be able to steal the body of another fey if they were killed? (this sounds like a possible case in the future, i wonder if this will happen..) will mia be like that forever? will future generations be able to speak to this mia, can she like.... rest? disappear? does she want to? can she? and its also pretty sad too, with how in aa1 when maya wondered if she could see her again; i feel like its less sad to have someone you love die and have that be that, than it is for them to die and you can maybe or maybe not see them again.. like i dunno. i hope this gets explored more, im curious abt it!!

also, mia being in this state of 'is but isnt here' really makes phoenix's character more enriching to me, bc in the first game he lost someone very dear and important to him... except not really. and we never really see him properly grieve mia in any extent if my memory is correct. like he didnt really dwell on it, he had to push thru it in order to defend maya. but then now in the second game, when we compare wright's almost... flippancy towards mia's death to his refusal to even acknowledge edgeworth's 'death'.... its a super interesting difference. this isnt to say that phoenix necessarily values one character over the other, but bc mia isnt necessarily 'gone'... there technically isnt much to mourn? kinda?? so the way we see phoenix behave in this game irt edgeworth, we get to properly see how phoenix behaves in the face of actual loss.. and his answer to loss is to completely reject it. and it works amazingly with gameplay too, bc he's really just compartmentalizing tf out of his issues and being like Nope. Let's Examine This Room Instead :) while maya or pearl just stares at him like 😐 it adds an extremely compelling layer of depth to wright's character!! and these moments of wright's rejection of his loss are done just the perfect amount of times, very seldomly and very restrainfully, that it creates this perfect air of tension throughout the entire game before it finally blows over in the last case. I LOVE IT RRARRGHHHH

pearl's and franziska's introduction to the story were amazing as well! i had no idea what pearl's character would be like... definitely was not expecting her to be mia's vessel #2 😭 but no yes pearl was an infinitely adorable and entertaining character, it is just so so so so awesome to have a tiny child who speaks so elegantly and have such mature tastes, but still be a cute tiny child. i love you pearl. if shes not in the next game im going to be REALLY REALLY SAD....... and franziska came in with just a massive dominating personality like Yes!!! she livened up so much of the game with her presence. im going to give franziska her own post bc she deserves it so ill talk abt her more in depth later.

and of course the ini miney twist... i already said this but the reasoning for the reveal (you cant drive without a license) is fucking IJBOL but ignoring the absurdity of that, it was a really good twist that i didnt see coming but could still be satisfied with. it was also really sad that morgan had to be convicted too, for pearl's sake i had really hoped that tht wouldnt be the case :( all in all the second case was very suspenseful, emotional, and very very good. i really liked it!

and the third case............................................................................

i wanted to put a reaction image here. but i could not find anything that could express the magnitude of my immense disgust. disappointment. resentment. and unhappiness................

i already posted a lot of my main grievances with it in my lb tag, and thinking abt this case again is just self-inflicting psychic damage so ill keep it short. but man did it suck. cuz currently in life i can only play aa like 2/3 days a week and then its back to 4/5 days of work. i did the first two cases in 3 days, worked for the rest of the week, and came back in anticipation bc the second case left off on such a good note. and then to use my 2 free days on a case this shitty... BROOOOOO FUCK THIS SHIT MAN!!! i spent the following days of work just being PISSED AS HELLLL cuz like i wanted to play a better case but now i could seeth as i worked bc of this SHITTY CASE like not only did it suck but it had to be LONG too. not like final case long but normal case long but ugh it sucked sucked sucked. ive said this before but i get they were trying to make the murder seem like a magic trick that we had to figure out the inner workings of, but like.... it just fucking sucked and wasnt well-executed at all. it didnt help that nearly every character in this case was incredibly grating and annoying and the one bearable character, acro, had to be the killer.. also that fucking ventriloquist like why was he standing around in the second day when there was literally nothing to talk to him about? also why did the ringmaster wear max's fucking clothes like wha..... i dont even care anymoreeeee 😭 ok bye bye im gonna gush about the 4th case in a seperate post now cuz that was the best fucking thing ever!!!!!!

[dykeogenes]

Twitter cr fandom is a bad place

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Olympians legacy Challenge

Sooooo...no -one’s going to see this but I made a legacy challenge for the sims...

I’m going to put all the gens I have so far down below - the basic gist is try not to use money cheats, MCC is recommended, so is UI cheats. It might also be fun to dress the sims in traditional greek clothes but I doubt there's a lot of cc for that so like maybe not. The main thing isn’t to do with appearance its more just guided gameplay. I also made this for myself - I might post a few screenshots of my starting gen but anyone is welcome to take inspiration. 

(I also rly like kawaiistacie mods, they’re rly fun) 

(also if anyone wants good like long dresses - Sifix on TSR) 

If anyone wants the full rules or anything like that - message me! 

(I’m very inconsistent with Tumblr so if I don’t respond im sorryyyyyyyyy) 

k here are the first five gens if I have time I'll make another 5 gens since there are ten million greek deities lmaooooo....

Gen 1 - Zeus

You’ve always been a natural leader and you even ‘accidentally’ murdered your father to be more powerful. You’ve also always had a knack for swooning the ladies (and the gentlemen) and you have had a few kids out of marriage. Mind you none of that will stop you from reaching the top.

Gen 2 - Hera

Your parent was a dishonest player and you want to grow up as the absolute opposite of them. All you want is a functioning relationship with the person you love. No cheating, ever. When you turn 16 you find your ‘true love’, or so you think. You run away from home with nothing and elope with your love. Later you find that they have the same cheating tendencies as your parent but you love them so much you forgive them and instead focus all your anger on their lovers.

Gen 3 - Hades

Your parents didn’t care for you as a child, but you don’t mind, they’re all idiots to you anyways. What you want is a nice easy life with your roommates (Thanatos and Eris). You work part time at a vet practice and spend most of your time brooding in your room outside of your work in the spy agency. Your life is pretty great until a young girl (or boy) rushes into your life and shakes things up with their crazy mother and strange love for flowers. Hey who knows, maybe you’ll end up falling in love after a meal together that may or may not consist of pomegranate…

Gen 4 - Poseidon

You’ve always been a talented sportsman, especially when it comes to swimming. All that accomplishment and muscle attract tons of people who worship as if you were a god, how funny. You’re okay with living the extravagant life of a sportsperson and you don’t plan on retiring anytime, you love that spotlight and the sleeping around that comes with it. You’ve never wanted to settle down or even have a child - but because of your needy SO’s nagging you’ve relented and settled. Lucky for you, divorce papers do exist, and once you’re free of things like marriage - you get to relive that single life as an adult.

Gen 5 - Demeter

You lived in a single parent household for most of your life, you enjoyed it too - at least for the first part...You’ve always been good with plants and taking care of other people. You took care of your parent when the other mysteriously died, and you plan to take care of your child to the best of your ability - you definitely won’t let them end up in a marriage like your parents’ - so instead of finding love yourself, you’ll project all of your wishes onto your very smothered child. You also demand for your child to visit you once for a week every year because you spent so much time on them you can’t bear to see them go.

if you do use this message me ig? Or tag me? Idk how tumblr works tbh 

pls don't claim this as your own thnx lol :) 

[paristheveryconfused]

Hi I just went fucking insane and watched all of dennis and gnasher unleashed bcuz of my dangerous obsession with obscure cartoons with no fandom at all. And now I'm going to fuck up everyone's day with no remorse bcuz I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHOWWW

It deserves so much more love then it gets

I'm gonna try and give you ~the reader~ a run down on why I absolutely fucking love this show

First of all Walter my boy, the best boy. Hes a great villain bcuz hes a spoiled little rich kid he used to be the butt of incredibly homophobic and or misogynistic writers, and they ducking changed so now hes just a dastardly little teachers pet with daddy issues.

Pieface is a fucking dumbass and we are fucking here-for-it. He has a pet potato, Paul, who is actually a he/him lesbian. I didn't fucking hc that its fucking canon. I dont care if it was an inconsistency in writing between seasons, its fucking canon. Besides that Pieface is like some sort of mad hatter hes dumb, funny, and a little bit insane. As his name suggests he FUCKING loves pie, it's like the only thing he thinks about. "At any moment of of time I'm thinking of one thing, PIE." That might as well be a fucking quote from him.

JJ and Rubi are the only normal one and even then... Rubi's dad is mad scientist who usually helps the gang in mischeif and JJ is learning Blamjitsu from a Yeti which allows her to levitate. So yeah nothing is normal (no matter how much Walter wants them to be).

Dennis is so fucking wholesome. He loves his friends and family so much and it's so cute. The only person he dislikes is Walter which I think is also adorable. He causes so much mischief, but hes such a lovable scamp. Whenever he fucks up u just want to say 'Oh, Dennis'.

Gnasher is best cartoon dog. His teeth are nearly indestructible, and if they do fall out they grow back in a day. At any time of day hes thinking of one thing sausages. Yes I know I've used that joke twice now Idc. He does the cartoon dog laugh y'know the rly wheezy one that's super cute.

The animation is way better than you'd think itd be, the backgrounds are a bit overused but they make up for it with dynamic chase/fight scenes and cute transitions.

Also the only cop in the show is a dumbass who you can barely understand. The guy who sells sausages is an elvis impersonator. The teacher at their school is obliviously blind. The new art teacher, Ms. Mstry is a sneaky snake. Dennis' Grandma aptly named Gran is fucking cool and has a pet pig named Rasher who rides in the side car on her motorcycle.

PLEASE WATCH THIS FUCKING SHOW ITS SO FUCKING GOOD

[xueyangs-pinky-finger]

oh so i watched cats yesterday...

first of all, we had to pay $16.50 for it bc it’s not available to rent anywhere bc they know this is the kinda thing people only wanna watch one time, so that’s already pretty vomit-inducing...

and you expect the cats to look awful and they do but it’s bad for so many other reasons?? it just fails in every way imaginable...

they didn’t seem to give any thought to the scale of the cats; they’re way too tiny in comparison to the people items we see them with, and the mice are then somehow way smaller to the point where they’re the size of like one cat finger?? and the cockroaches are the same size as the mice?? and that ridiculous ratio isn’t even consistent, like the props and everything are just all over the place. (how come ian mckellen’s coat had such large buttons? they can make cat-sized shoes, but not buttons? not to mention they’re still way too small to be human-sized buttons, so again, the inconsistent scaling... who makes the clothes for cats? why do some cats wear clothes inconsistently but others don’t wear clothes at all? taylor swift was completely naked except for a pair of high heels... why make a cat wear heels... have you ever met a cat! they hate wearing clothes, but shoes are even worse. not to mention she only wore them on her feet and not her hands. why do all these cats walk around on two legs, but then suddenly crawl at random times? why did that one cat hand that magician cat his hat with her mouth when she has two perfectly good hands and the cats have all been using their furless human hands to do things for the entirety of the movie??)

... nor did they seem to give any thought to how catlike these “cats” would be. in fact, it rly seemed like no one on the production crew or in the cast had ever had a cat before. or even interacted with one. or even seen one. which i know isn’t true for taylor at least, so what the hell? the way they moved veered between just regular-ass humans walking on two legs and doing ballet and shit (and do not get me started on the hiphop sequence, dear god, their animated legs moving... 🤢), and spider-man climbing up a wall only they were on the ground. neither made sense, neither were catlike. and why did some cats wear random clothing items while others wore none? some wore just shoes... jennifer or someone wore both a coat and something underneath it with neither covering her boobs at one point, so... what was the point of that outfit? what’s it doing for you at that point? and how come they didn’t give more cats colored contacts or cgi eyes?? only idris elba had cool green eyes, and everyone else just had regular human eyes, mostly just brown. i have three cats, and none of them have brown eyes. in fact, i just looked it up, and no cats have brown or black eyes. and i’m pretty sure miss white kitty victoria should have blue eyes~ (if they were blue, it wasn’t noticeable. idris elba’s eyes were an obvious, intense, clearly fake green, and i wanted more of that honestly.)

it’s so gross in multiple definitions of the word? firstly, there’s the trash scene, which... was just way grosser than it needed to be. & there’s rebel wilson eating human cockroaches, which was also very upsetting to watch and to hear the crunch,,, and the other aspect of it is the sexual energy?? which was just ever-present between every combination of characters, and actually left me confused as to who the main ship (🤮) was supposed to be for a while. why... dear god why... what the fuck were they insinuating lapping up milk in jason derulo’s number in the context of all the girls liking him...

oh that’s another thing. they made sir ian mckellen lap up water or something out of a bowl. it was completely unnecessary and added nothing to the story... so that was A Choice.

twice they had rebel wilson unzip her fucking skin to reveal a show biz outfit underneath, which is horrific enough on its own, but the way there was a huge gap between her chest and the boob cups of her dress?? it’s like okay... you already just let all the female cats have boobs and walk around naked for the entirety of the movie. but letting rebel fill in a dress is too much? that’s where you draw the line?? maybe don’t give her a dress with boob cups then!! it’s just sticking out in front of her and it looked awful... lol speaking of awful. the way they edited their ears through their hats... i’ve seen better work done in catboy edits on tumblr. and if y’all can’t do it then maybe just don’t. just consider not. doing that. it’s like they kept writing themselves into corners or not thinking things through or something. when will you learn that your actions have consequences!!!

they only had the cats show affection one way, and that was by like rubbing their faces together, and i know they did that in the musical too but god it just makes me so uncomfortable... i’d rather they just straight-up made out with their disturbingly human mouths. but it was rly confusing bc you’d see the “main” character victoria do that with her love interest (who was perhaps the most ugly hybrid... he didn’t even look like a human or a cat; he invented a new category and hopefully is the only one in that category forever), so you’re like ‘ok, this is how cats kiss’ or something. but they all do it. victoria did the same thing with dame judi dench! (i rly thought this movie was just gonna end with a big ole orgy, honestly.) so it’s not kissing, it’s more like hugging? but then we literally saw two cats hug each other with their human arms at one point i’m pretty sure... so wtf?!

jennifer hudson always had snot on her face?? like her nose was running, a lot of the time the snot would actually be on her lips, like... that’s the only way they could think of to show her emotions?? sometimes they weren’t even tears, it was literally Just Snot.

the songs weren’t fun at all. they were completely devoid of energy, so to have everyone dance to them didn’t even work or make sense. they’d pause in the middle of songs a lot (e.g. to make jokes about james corden being fat wow so funny hahaha) and ruin any momentum they might’ve otherwise had. a lot of the time they weren’t even singing so much as talking or whispering or chanting with a faint bgm playing over it.

the fatphobia, oh my god. rebel wilson and james corden’s characters only existed for the movie to make jokes about them being fat and eating a lot and have them do awful slapstick.

the main character had no personality at all and didn’t even have her all-important cat name at the end of the movie, which rly shows how much she mattered... yeah she got jennifer hudson sent up into the heavens to either be reborn or just fucking die up there bc how would they know this process actually works? but that’s it. otherwise she just got swept from side character to side character and adapted whatever traits they possessed for the duration of their song.

not only were all the cats way too sexual (i rly think watching actual straight-up porn would be less graphic and disturbing than watching whatever gross fetish this movie exists to cater to), not only did they seemingly make a cum joke (that was the only time they drank milk in the movie! when they were all trying to get with jason derulo! who, btw, is just a nasty person which made it all the more gross to watch), they also... slut-shamed jennifer hudson? and all did drugs, some against their will, in another very uncomfortable, sexually charged sequence. so like what is this movie rated actually and who is it for?? why make a children’s movie with such adult themes? but then, what adult would laugh at james corden being too heavy to get catapulted into the air (followed by him landing on his balls, because humor!)?

taylor swift can’t do a british accent.

lastly, cats have eight nipples. so, to loosely quote danny gonzalez: if you’re gonna give them boobs, at least give them the right amount of boobs.

thus ends my review. please don’t watch this dumpster fire.

(i think this gif clearly shows many of the problems i had with this movie... the sexual energy, the boob cups and shitty cgi, jason derulo... dear god make it stop.)

[theblueholds]

re: Claude’s Bio

[EDIT 21/06] thanks to @pocketkelp for explaining to my dumbass omg: “His original cipher quote is 猜疑心の塊の俺からしたら二人とも純粋な雛みたいなもんだがなあ。 which the 猜疑心の塊 part can be literally translated as "mass of suspicion", implies that Claude is skeptical and at least has some trust issues. So it's not that far away from "someone who unable to trust" I believe”

!!! i realised the quote isn’t inconsistent with what we know about claude and/or framing claude in a negative light, and the way i worded my post (below) didnt help... i was running on anger and it makes me look rly stupid now, like illiteracy lol. 

BUT! i think its worth thinking abt WHY people have looked at his intelligence and shrewdness in particular — qualities that should be admired and valued, especially in a setting/story that seems to hold so many dark secrets — and see it as a potential for evil/darkness.

like the line explicitly states ‘someone who can’t trust’ aka who doesn’t open up easily & yet i literally saw a post where OP interpreted  this quote as him being canonically untrustworthy. and.. uhm hm.. it’s really hilarious. very funny. like not transparent at all. i havent seen the same level of pessimistic speculation with edelgard and dimitri, the fanbase is much more sympathetic with them esp the latter and its just REALLY funny to me! bc claude did nothing wrong at this point and its!!! its certainly something!

[cheolbooluvr]

not at all hehe, i'm more than fine with the cat emoji! wonwoo's birthday is more than enough reason for me to go with it, but i also do feel like i share some similarities with him as a fellow water sign, so it doubly works, I think. :')

also it looks like the event + the first mission has officially started, so i wanted to take the opportunity to say that it's really neat that you're a creator! i hope its not weird that im going through your latest fic now actually, and like... i feel like tsun readers are kind of a rarity, which is a shame because they can be a lot of fun, haha, and fun character dynamics are my favourite things to read about.

otherwise, quick fun question to start us off: which seventeen member, if any, would u not hesitate to take in a fight under any circumstances whatsoever? i always love seeing the variety of answers, hahaha

(also also i had no idea you could format asks with paragraph breaks on the app??? altho using the app always makes me worried that anonymous option won't work fhdjskdjfjd)

- 😺 carat anon

omg perfect!! i watched his vlive last night and he makes me laugh love him

not weird at all!! plz read as much (or as little) as you want! <3 you know what's funny abt tsundere!reader is that it's just one of my friends agdhsksls but it was definitely fun to write a diff kind of reader this time around!! i might try another one heh but actually this is rly helpful bc i think you're right, the dynamic is fun w that push and pull :]

okay *claps hands together* who would i not hesitate to fight? hands down, kwon hoshi. you know how i know seungkwan is basically me but a kpop idol boy? is that he always wants to dropkick hoshi and i am the same way. don't get me wrong, i love hoshi, but man i will throw hands w him!!!! 😤 i just know he would be loud for no reason and i would come for him immediately.

i'm curious what your answer to this is!! would you fight anyone?

(idk why but tumblr is so inconsistent abt asks across desktop and mobile UGH 🙄)

[jsunnyart]

10/9/17

HAPPY BIRTDHAY @ladylaertes (these are her ocs!!) (readmroe) 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY tiny small roommate who i lvoe so mcuh :3c its real hard to keep something a secret from a person u live with and spend like 18 hours a day with and i think u might have seen it once or twice but i tried lol. this is 1000% the edgiest thing ive ever drawn nothing else up to this point even Approaches this level of edgy ive literally never drawn blood before this. i didnt want to ask you for outfit refs or character refs or uhh Anything so apologies if theres inconsistencies.. unsure if nate looks joth enough or if mona would actually wear that nya hope its ok,,, anyway uhhhh yeah. i thought the pink would go well with mona theme color and i didnt want to straight up draw gore but now it kind of looks like dango bango fanart so if u want another version of this or something let me knwo. i rly hope u like this lol hey when u were drawing nate like 2 weeks ago i thought it was so funny bc i was like hey! im drawing nate too! um … not entirely sure if theres anythign else i want to say but ya hapie birthday you are old now . OH WE ARE (NOT) TEENS

[spiralguide]

hiveswap liveblog 3

- dammek is xefros's MOIRAIL? that's fucked up - the way xefros's lusus is drawn with thin grey lines looks a little weird to me - haha the character naming thing! it would have been good to keep it going with all the characters but i guess it might have gotten old. im assuming the name will get rejected so I'm gonna go for Andrew Hussie - FUCK ok the lusus is permanently named that lmao whoops - the writing is ceasing to impress me quite as much. another typo - *white book shape object lands outside xefros's house* brain: ITS A DEATH NOTE - was that a meteor? oh wait is sburb even in this game DAMMEK'S HIVE - another funny xefros/joey log - the switching back and forth between the characters feels nicely similar to the comic - i wish we could have got to see the different captchaloguing systems properly, that was one thing it would have been cool to see from a homestuck game - some nice jazzy music. the synths theyve used really give it the feel of jazz with an alternian twist. that's really cool - um. is dammek's recuperoon supposed to look like a dick - another typo ffs - dammek films xefros... he's like megavriska - joey ships herself with jonathan taylor thomas??? OMG she's being so heterosexual in this conversation and so surprised xefros has a crush on a boy. a nice nod to compulsory heteronormativity in a character who is clearly gay herself - the commentary on dammek's spellings of 'grubbles' isn't from joey's pov and it's inconsistent - haha "just about the saddest thing i ever heard get said" callback - gone back to a fairly balanced hit miss ratio - OH xefros is just burgundy not red. that's less interesting - the descend/ascend commands are making me nostalgic. i wished they were used in more of the spirit of the comic - if i named the first lusus Andrew Hussie I may as well just go ahead and call the other one Vriska Serket - ooh it's the music from the trailer!! i rly like it - omg. subgrub is the troll word for suburb. sburb and sgrub FUCK - oh is there no mechanic for characters talking to each other directly? is that why theyre still like texting - so that was the game! plotwise it feels super short, the only thing that happened was joey+jude got introduced, joey+dammek swapped and joey+xephros got introduced. ludicrously short really for 5 years of development. it just feels longer because there was loads of contrived plot shit that happened, like needing to do something first to do something else

[binxrps]

somidoumas replied to your post: somidoumas replied to your post “somidoumas...

i have my full list in the gpn sideblog! it’s rly long or otherwise i would just tell you here lmao. ashleigh isn’t in the pilot a ton (she would probs barely hit the minimum number for gpn if you gifed every frame), so i was going to put out a pack for camila and madelaine immediately and let the episodes pile up for everyone else. (i’m glad to share such great taste with someone, lol.)

 i saw it earlier but i always blank on what everybody’s doing but i’ll go double check to make sure !! i might just gif her in the pilot then ? if you’d want if it would be okay maybe we could alternate eps so we wouldn’t get worn out if you’re gonna gif everybody? or idk i’m so inconsistent and i think you said you wanted to do per ep stuff so ! (its funny cause sometimes i’ll really be like i wanna gif this person but i’m so Tired and then you come out w the gifs and im like !! god has blessed me)