#it’s funny every time ngl

[mommalosthermind]

My favorite part of making anything bread related from scratch is how it summons my middle kid from thin fucking air and then I have to slap a slice or whatever into his hands and hide the rest before the Bread Fae claims the entire goddamn thing for himself

[wolfythewitch]

If I had a dollar for every time this happened I'd be so rich

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

Ngl every time I try to reblog a post only to find i can't cause im blocked i deadass feel like Miles here i swear

[bonefall]

Will Jayfeather go to starclan? Cause he did fight against them his whole life... and then actually fought them (and didn't tell anybody, didn't get punished), AND had kits, plus a bunch of other things I can't think of right now

Like damn

I don't know. I don't write ahead or fix arcs until they are done. I only know that certain cats will eventually become Patrons.

StarClan is a shifting entity, heavily influenced by the most recent cats who join it. Yes Jayfeather has been WILDLY disobedient, punching angels, breaking the code, and openly challenging their choices... but he also saved DOZENS of lives by dragging StarClan Angels out of the sky during the Battle of the True Eclipse!

You could even argue he helped doublekill Tigerstar. Without him, Firestar wouldn't have had his final face-off.

He also has been serving ThunderClan faithfully for years. StarClan damned Featherwhisker in spite of that, but since Ashfur they've had to reconsider a lot of things. Skypelt has even insisted on adopting certain Dark Forest warriors, like Ripplestar and his rebels.

So, we just don't know yet. It's going to be a pretty big trial though.

[mittenslikescats]

I’m not homophobic but-

aka comments I found on Tannerfishes Cole x Geo video

‘Ah yes I’m homophobic because I don’t agree with making two lego characters gay on a kids show’ 

‘Nah if they announce this ship offical I’m quitting watching the show ( I have nothing to homo relationships but remember this is a show for kids)’ 

‘Very ridiculous, guys can be just friend, don’t try to make characters gay. C’mon Cole and Vania make much more sense’ 

‘I’d rather have a Cole and Vania relationship instead because that is a lot more normal’ 

‘If this is true I’m gonna be so disappointed bro’ 💀

‘In my opinion Cole x Geo would just be gross it’s a kids show it’s not allowed to be on that kind of thing Cole and Geo are just friends and they always will be just and only friends’ 

‘If that happens if this lgbtq think comess in Ninjago too I’m not joking I’m not eatching it anymore’ 

“Ugh!!!! 😤😠😠 for this last time! It’s either Vania, or no one.” 

“Why cant guys have a close friends burn, everything has to be gay nowadays 

“Why do people make these kinds of cursed ships”

“please dont ever let that happen PLEASE NO’ 

‘No way they’re doing more lgbbq’ 

‘They better Not if the Writers do this I will officially disown Dragons Rising’ 

‘Cole’s not gay!!!!!!!’ 

‘ew no, this new generation. They see -1 characters interaction, and they have affection for each other         (Starts singing find your flame from Sonic Frontiers) WILL THE WHOLE WORLD KNOW YOUR NAAAAME!!!!!!-  

‘This ship is highly damaging to the character of Cole. I sincerely hope don’t go through with it at all! 

‘NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO’ 

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

kinda funny the amount of times 13 goes "aw man the sonic is giving me nothing useful rn" when you remember that like, she made that thing

i dont think she remembers! i dont think she realises when she says stuff like "the sonic can usually scan everything" like, whose shortcomings are this, bestie? the sonic or

"im good at building things! probably!" yeah, probably. not as good as an entire tardis though, are you? out of spoons, with a flamethrower, in some garage, that wasnt meant for any of the alien stuff you get up to on a daily basis, are you surprised it's a bit shit? im not

[vividxp]

I've tried a couple of times to get my thoughts organized regarding white viewers commentary on how AMC's IWTV handles race, but I'll just simply say there's definitely a cynicism that is common in a lot of those analysis that is...bemusing.

[deus-ex-mona]

may you make the right choice, aizo~~~~~~

[tarmac-rat]

V: *Goes to bed in H10*

Johnny, watching them from the couch all night because he can't despawn after you speak to him post-Pistis:

[coredrill]

funniest thing abt bravern is that isami goes around saying shit like “there’s no point in saving the world if smith’s not here” “i’m not strong enough to do this but smith made me feel like i could” “hey smith i feel your dick” “smith gets full body waxes?” and also literally begging smith to talk to him from beyond the grave (in a callback to their first conversation no less!) and yet the poor dude is like. struggling to hold onto his spot as the third gayest character in his own show LMFAO

[ratatatastic]

the 4th unanswered goal of the night, cats are up 4-0 into the 3rd off a power play goal and a beauty of a slapper from montour

the 1st powerplay unit has accounted for half of the goals scored in this game so far

and on that note its important to point out that in the boston series alone 3 out of the 5 players (barkov, verhaeghe and now montour) in the 1st powerplay unit have recorded powerplay goals

a tale as old as time (matty and sasha recording primary and secondary assists) on the same pp goals

the celly oh its a majestic one for sure

florida panthers @ boston bruins game 3 | 5.10.24

[bendyartistic]

Have you ever played loomian legacy? It’s a Pokémon inspired game on Roblox :3 I’m having sm fun playing it since I haven’t played it or Roblox in general for 3-4 years now

But I recommend it!! It’s very slow to update, however it’s fun :D (or at least to me. It gives me nostalgia for some reason)

Oh! Oh! Yes I have, although it was a very long time ago when I did. I love Pokémon inspired games because while it's obviously not exactly Pokémon, seeing peoples creativity to be similar like it but still having the same type of gameplay style is fun.

While I probably might never play Loomian Legacy again, I do quite adore Doodle World, a game also inspired by Pokémon. It's a very simple yet sweet game that's able to be played at your own pace. Also it's lore is pretty neat! f you're up for it I'd say give it a try some time.

[crazyw3irdo]

id like the many many people who said my romeo & juliet uquiz reminded them of in stars and time to know i started playing it and hell fuckin yeah

[fer3112]

I was watching a stardew valley yt video of someone marrying Abigail and suddenly the YouTuber mentions Dan and Phil and draws cat whiskers on their face?? wtf I can’t escape them

[bonefall]

where’s that little horror piece about kits never growing up in Starclan? because I remember it so vividly but I can’t find it.

The one about Bright Stream?

Weird that it's so hard to find! It's probably because it's got such heavy tags lmao.

I really mean it though like, canon's permakitten system and the idea that Bright Stream is up there, forever taking care of fetus children who were filled by sudden knowledge and yet never grow past that point absolutely horrifies me. Jesus Christ. I don't know how anyone reads that final scene in Path of Stars and isn't filled with itching, white-hot existential dread, man.

Sometimes you just gotta write horror about it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[ragingtwilight]

yall i watched the jim carrey Grinch for christmas with the boys and i totally forgot how absolutely down catastrophic Martha is for him it is so fucking funny