#it'll take a while for philip to go to bed

[katakosmos]

my dearest darling irene…what about some more details on the terrible things ocs? i cant stop thinking about lee and all her glory, and the others are there as well i suppose. are there any cool random headcanons? or some visuals/face claims to better picture them in my mine? i’m so so so immersed in the world of this fic it’s insane. love!!

i actually have a supersecret pinterest board about them 🤫🤫 BUT

this is lee before and after her tragic christmas bob. i actually don't picture her as skinny, but we'll have to settle for the jaw dropping beautiful pinterest models.

ohhhh, she's such an icon. i knew this story needed an academic weapon & party girl who was the big sister to her group of friends. when they do something wrong she puts them in line and scolds them one by one. she's so pure and niceeeee, but she's also the only one who tells barty that he's an ungrateful asshole in the end. there are evan, barty and tom who think that by going around acting like know-it-alls they are making their mark on the school, but she will forever be the most popular and when she's gone it'll take at least 5 years for people to stop saying: "when lee was there..." !!!QUEEN!!!

charles de vilmorin as philip just yes. the least unbothered king ever. every two chapters someone pisses him off and shit happens. calm down philip. this is not your story. but it makes me laugh that barty goes from someone who gets angry often 🙄 to someone who gets angry often 🤤

he's actually funny idc. haters will hate. i think my favorite headcanon is that everyone is convinced he's homophobic just because he hates evan and then starts hating barty too around the time everyone realizes barty's a slut for evan 😭

conradddd. probably as a child he was extremely annoying. he's a normal guy but i don't trust him....... i must say that he's the real unbothered king. life is one, he doesn't want dramas, and his greatest desire is to marry a beautiful woman. he doesn't care if she doesn't love him. he's rich. LMAO.

ANYAAAA OMG. i love her. she'll have her moment towards the end, and she's too dear. blonde girls are of two types, extremely bitchy or very sweet. and since we already have the bitch, anya is a cutie. she wanted to be a ballerina 😭😭 she's too soft to work for the crouch family 😭😭 once she even saw barty in his boxers and with a hard-on but she decided to stay 😭😭

and last but not least, my WIFE. the real DIVA 💜 omg i love penelope you have no idea. she's rightfully mean to barty. you have to imagine that one day she invited him to her house, and she was sitting on the sofa in pink slippers, while barty was in an armchair. and he was standing there, terrified, while her two big ass dogs were circling around him looking hungry. another queen who decided to stay. at some point she stops hating barty and they bond over the fact that benjy is terrible in bed. like!!! she decided to forgive a guy who cheated on her and can't even make her come. i'm judging her a little.

obv she has to be audrey tautou cause benjy has great tastes after all.

[knightinink]

Do you have any reccomendations for Dip/Pip fics??

OH BOY DO I!!! Let me give you some that I just love!!!

Ao3

Stairway-“Damien was sick and tired of being treated like dirt by his father. He decided it was high time to hop on the bus and head out of town. Sadly, he missed the bus the first night, but it did lead him to a chance encounter with a pretty blonde who seemed to be having the same troubles and an unlikely friendship was formed. DamienPip romance or friendship. Implied abuse.”

Accidental-“The first thing Pip noticed when he opened his eyes was a sense of numbness. The second thing he noticed was the pile of flesh and bones smashed into the concrete. Oh.”

The Fault in our Battle Against Climate Change-“Damien Thorn watches his father lose to ManBearPig.”

Sincerely, Pip-“Damien really has nothing to do, so when he gets a letter Invitation from a familiar blonde haired boy, who is he to refuse? Better than being in hell anyway. And who would've though so.ething as small as olives would of gotten them together?”

Spectacular-“Phillip and Damien cuddle.”

Tears of a demon-“Damien and Pip are having a sleepover at pips and Damien can't help but feel an emotion he isn't used to: sadness. Though, he doesn't know that, so he tries to ask and it doesn't go well.”

A Stone a Day Keeps the Pond at Bay-“"Can I kiss you?” The words were sudden, completely unexpected, especially from Pip.”

The Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known-“Damien is totally fine by himself, on his own, no friends or anyone required. He figures it'll be like that forever. Until Pip shows up, his halo broken and looking for help.”

A little too much comforting-“Basically Pip carried and comforted his child too much and Lucas became too attached and managed to cry his way into sharing the big bed with his dad's.”

Wings-“Life in hell is difficult, especially when you're Satan's son, but Pip was always there to hear Damien complain, curse at everything and everyone around him, as well as heaven and earth as they shared a cup of tea. Pip did so much for him, more than he could ever imagine. Even without wings, Pip was a true angel. At least for Damien.

Camelias-“𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊 ▎damien regalaba ramos de camelias a philip, para demostrarle que sin importar la diferencia de clases sociales, su amor sería eterno y puro.”

Eisoptrophobia-“While on vacation in the mountains, Damien finds a tourist attraction he really wants to visit, but Pip is hesitant to go, puzzling the antichrist.”

Power Outage-“Pip and Damien are in the middle of a sleepover when suddenly the lights go out. Damien's isn't bothered too much by it, but Pip is another story.”

Growing Pains-“Damien’s horns and wings are starting to grow in, but he’s got extremely painful headaches and backaches and his dad’s excitement about it isn’t helping. Pip immediately notices the shift in demeanor of his friend and is quick to aid him through the process, even if Pip is unfamiliar with the situation.”

Shelter In The Forge-“It’s storming in a small England town one night and poor Pip can’t get to sleep because he’s afraid of it. Thankfully, Joe knows just to to comfort the boy, and they take shelter in the forge together until Pip falls asleep.”

Love Letters-“Pip has a secret admirer.”

Summon Me and I’ll Come Running-“Damien grants Pip a magic power and Pip doesn't abuse it, because he's the only good person in South Park.”

Stay with me and I’ll stop the hurt-“Pip renounces his position in Heaven to be with Damien, also renouncing his one chance to finally meet his parents and reunite with them, because he's a selfish human being.”

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Need A Little Cheering Dip-“Damien comes home to find a crying Pip.”

Dip oneshots-“Damien and Pip, Dip galore, ranging from fluffy and cute to...not. T for South Park and yaoi. Fluff,angst, and randomness ahead!”

Name-“Damien hadn't anticipated that he'd have to be a shoulder to cry on. First and foremost, he had not a clue what he could say that might serve as a form of comfort. But comfort, it seems, can sometimes come from the most seemingly insignificant things.”

Graceful-“Even as married adults, Damien is always enchanted by every little bit of grace that Pip exudes. Every ounce of grace, intertwined with every action Pip takes, still manages to positively enchant him.”

Anthology of DIP-“A series of prompt short-stories involving he pairing of Damien and Pip”

The Red String-“What happens when a blonde is born without a string, especially in a world where almost everyone has one? What happens when a fateful encounter happens? Phillip longed to have a string, but maybe it wasn't meant to be.”

Hot Chocolate-“Pip is working in an empty café when a dark-looking customer comes in for a drink.”

Dear Santa-“Christmas isn't usually the best time of year when you're the son of Satan... (Festive Dip one-shot!)”

A Purrfect Christmas-“'Twas the night before Christmas, and there Pip Pirrup sat, eyes full of glistening sorrow, talking to a red-eyed cat. Meow. (Festive ONE-SHOT)”

Like Father, Like Son-“Luca Thorn-Pirrup and his father Damien like to torment Pip sometimes.”

Just for you-“damien finds a crying pip on his bedroom and tries to cheer him up.”

A Home Away from Home-“While getting ready to leave South Park forever, Pip looks back fondly on the small mountain town.”

How The Stars Came To Be-“It is not a tale of war, or of lovers, ill-fated or otherwise. Be it a tale of the stars, and how they came into the heavens above. Their origin be not from thy heart, or thy soul, but from the eyes of two younglings, an angel and a demon.”

20 Questions-“Damien and Pip ask 20 questions.”

Angel and Demon-“Damien is telling a bedtime story to his two kids”

Phoenix Wings-“How does one run from something that is everywhere at once? There is nothing safe to them, except the security of their arms.”

It’s Just A Nightmare-“Pip has a nightmare while sleeping at Damien's house.”

Unconventional-“Their romance was hardly picture-perfect, but it made them happy.”

Fancy Hand Sandwiches and Sunsets-“They sealed it with a kiss.”

[wackulart]

can't sleep? brother not home yet to tuck you in? there's a solution, SHADOW PUPPETS!!

based on this ask!

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Birthday Sex (2) Masterlist

Links last checked: August 7th, 2024

part one

27 Somethings (ao3) - analester

Summary: based off a prompt i received on tumblr where dan and phil joke about dan getting spanked for his birthday, but they accidentally find out that they have a spanking kink

A Blip In the Existence of a Structure Vast and Great (ao3) - dizzy

Summary: It's Dan's birthday. (There is sex.)

a different kind of birthday present (ao3) - Lizzyboo

Summary: “Just sit back and relax, birthday boy, I got you,”

(birthday sex, lots and lots of birthday sex)

Birthdays in Poland (ao3) - developerdaniel

Summary: Phil nodded as he pulled Dan down, connecting their lips in a long awaited kiss. It was messy, it was needy, and it was exactly what both boys needed from each other. Phil didn't hesitate to slip his tongue into Dan's mouth, deepening the kiss as he ran his hands up and down the younger's bare torso.

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aka the fic where it's dan's 27th birthday while they're on tour and phil makes sure to still go above and beyond for the love of his life.

Birthday Sex (ao3) - danfanciesphil (thejigsawtimess)

Summary: The rules are pretty simple.

Whoever's birthday it is gets whatever they want, no questions asked.

A bi-annual sex treaty.

It's the perfect answer to getting rid of all of that pent up angst, leftover desire and sexual frustration they feel for each other. And seriously, it'll be fine. There's no way anyone can be manipulated or end up with their feelings hurt or anything like that. Granted, friends-with-benefits has a bad rep, but how could this possibly go wrong?

They've got it all planned out.

Birthday Surprise (ao3) - MaeTaurus

Summary: Phil buys Dan a new toy for his birthday and throws him an extra special birthday party.

Birthday Surprises (ao3) - binchmarner

Summary: Phil turns 29 and Dan surprises him with a wonderful rendition of Happy Birthday.

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"It’s too early," Phil moaned softly.

"It's eleven a.m., Philip. Do you know what day it is?” Dan cocked his head to the side, resting his chin on Phil’s chest.

“Saturday?” Phil cracked an eye open.

“And your birthday, you old man." Dan giggled.

Breakfast in Bed (ao3) - hunter_from_221b_gallifrey

Summary: It's Phil's birthday, and Dan has brought him breakfast in bed. Except, this breakfast has a few surprises.

Famous Last Words (ao3) - enbyishimaru

Summary: N/A

Favorite Paths (ao3) - TearDrop1234

Summary: It's Phil's birthday. Sex, love, and happiness ensue.

For Your Eyes Only (ao3) - felixandtae

Summary: It's Phil's 29th birthday and Dan surprises him in a very erotic way that includes something naughty.

Happy Birthday, Dan. (ao3) - wincestjel

Summary: as a birthday gift phil lets dan dom & he powerbottoms and just m yes,,,, pretty self explanatory

I Need You Like Cake on My Birthday (ao3) - analester

Summary: It’s pathetic, Dan thinks, spending his birthday alone at the club.

Midnight Chimes (ao3) - intoapuddle

Summary: Five times Dan was scared of the doorbell and one time he wasn’t.

Never Stop (You Still Get My Heart Racing) (ao3) - phantasticworks

Summary: Dan and Phil celebrate Dan's 29th birthday at home.

A cute, fluffy engagement fic that somehow took me two days and turned out to be 10k words.

Role Reversal (ao3) - Spanieltoweldjh

Summary: Happy 31st Birthday to Phil! To celebrate, the two boys have an exciting round of "Birthday Sex"

since we came here together (ao3) - kay_okay

Summary: "Happy birthday, Dan."

Dan feels the words come out of Phil’s mouth, and he reaches to pull it against his own again, and again, and again. He loses track of time and vaguely, in some far-away, rational corner of his muddled mind thinks they’ve both been away from the group too long.

“Get me out of here,” he breaks apart and begs, warm and insistent into Phil’s open mouth.

slice of cake (ao3) - Tarredion

Summary: Dan's promised to celebrate Phil with nothing but the best this year.

Naturally, he buys himself a new skirt - but it's not just to wear.

take your cock in hand before anything or anyone stops me (ao3) - kitkattaylor

Summary: birthday sex?

the birthday (fucking) present (ao3) - 2amskype (AngelaLives)

Summary: it's phil's birthday! what did dan get him? (hint: it starts with s and rhymes with chex)

Thirty, Flirty (ao3) - intoapuddle

Summary: "Thirty, flirty, and ready for a daddy to hurt me."