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that part of year, when i google my academic title to figure out where the fuck the dots in Ph(.)D.(.) go in czech
#it's a work qualification#why should i remember it#so i don't#why the fuck does this registration form need to know this
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finally got my hands on the BW manga thanks to: YOU GUESSED IT, THE PUBLIC LIBRARY!
#these drawings have nothing to do with that#i'm just happy to have it#pokemon#submas#emmet#ingo#I FEEL LIKE I CAN'T GET THEIR EYES RIGHT. BUT I THINK I AM GETTING CLOSER#but yes about the manga. i am really a big fan of the battle subway being a very recent facility in the region#the idea too that emmet and ingo were like sought out specifically to be the heads is kind of interesting. because he cites#their qualifications as like being really strong trainers#but not railway. work? experience?#i kind of wonder what the hiring process was like LOL#i'm still a fan of the battle subway being something they built from the ground up but you know. it's cool!
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So I watched Beetlejuice Beetlejuice today...
#dumb sketch from work#he is Bills counselor#what's his qualifications you ask?#well he attended Julliard and graduated Harvard business school-#gravity falls#bill cipher#book of bill#ford pines#billford#beetlejuice#beetlejuice 2#beetlejuice beetlejuice#my art#funny#forgive my messy handwriting#my comics
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#shedinja#aha! the reason i made all those qualifications in the tags of the ninjask post!!#muncher#it's shedinja. i love this thing#such a cool and unique pokémon. interesting concept‚ very unique design both looks- and functionality-wise#wonder guard is nuts. and it's a cool typing as well. ESPECIALLY since it works well with wonder guard to give it a ton of#weaknesses to make it not absolutely busted#it's great! i wish it was. stronger!#like if you're gonna do glass cannon at least do the cannon part
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i needed to express a sentiment in the creative stylings of @dunmeshiminimumwage
#eliot posts#dunme#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#sorry to put toshiro in the roll of shitty job interviewer lmao#but he was the best fit for ''guy that wants me to read their mind''#laios being my internal monologue here#i was on my THIRD interview of the day i was Dying#tho since the prev two interviews i had were for similar positions and told me their salaries outright at least i could use that number#(though tbh my work persona is more of a kabru. my customer service voice is unparalleled)#(at my first job even my coworkers thought i was sooo cheerful til i got too comfy and casually made a joke abt wanting to asphyxiate on a#plastic shopping bag like a sea turtle. in front of my sweet elderly coworker. oops!)#(also this job was during quarantine and after weeks of working together i took my mask off in front of one coworker for the first time#and she called like half the department over from their registers to look at how pretty i was??? prettyboy powers unmatched ig)#(also my first interview today went SO well i charmed that interviewer so good despite my lack of qualifications)#(she even complimented my social skills and said i seemed like the type who could get along well and make good conversation with anyone!)#(which is important bc i was interviewing for an elder care position. also old people especially tend to think i am a Delightful Young Lad)#(unless i accidentally make a morbid joke around them ig lmaooo. or. well. some of them like those too. but not that one coworker lol)#(if only that skill transferred over to actually making friends irl. my autistic ass has so few close irl connections)#(i hope my exceedingly short list of character references does not prevent me from getting hired)#AND ALSO my first job asked the same wage question and i said twelve dollars#and they were like all our new employees start at 7.75#the union insists that we pay all new employees a whopping 50 cents above min wage. (we'd pay less if we could)#like dawg why did you ask that then??? if my answer did not matter at all???
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More crossover stuff 💥💥💥 + that one "piss off bitch boy" joke is so funny to me (Elias tries to look into Gertrude's mind and receives said response) and I feel like Collin would do it to him too
#tropical's art#digital art#art#collinlock16#minecraft arg but the protagonist is tired#I also feel like with his prick nature Collin would have a field day messing with Jon#On the basis that Jon is also a prick and falls squarely into “an annoying entity” in Collin's mind#Same with Elias#I feel like Collin needs a reason to be rude to someone and those two give him a reason to (but maybe it becomes a bit to Collin and Jon)#Prick to prick communication#Prick to prick conversation#Still have no idea how Collin would even effect the story in TMA other than bringing it more comedy#Oh yeah and Kevin is there! He's just curious as an Eye Avatar would be#But I feel like he would want understanding and not just plain seeing#What's the point of his ability if it's just at face value and weakens his own research skills?#Then he dips after visiting the Institute and checking it out#But yeah not sure what Collin's dynamic would be within the whole season 1-2 group#Considering he (probably) has no qualifications for working at an archive and yet was still hired as an intern#World's most self-indulgent crossover for me to share out on occasion 💥
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sometimes ill be working on an assignment, overthinking a question, and i'm hit with a blinding clarity of "oh wait i actually do not give a fuck about this". and suddenly my current answer works great!!!
#and i get it marked satisfactory and i was right there was no reason to overthink it#they're not going to give me two qualifications for putting in extra work#now if only this stopped me overthinking in the first place. hm. still gotta figure that one out#nics rambles
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i say this with love. house fanfic writers, if you ever want me to beta something for medical accuracy, i'll fucking do it no questions asked
#hate crimes md#house md#hilson#listen. every medstudent is some version of an idiot and i am only a second year so for the love of god do not ask me#for Actual medical advice that i am not qualifed to give. i'm just qualified enough to check Fanfic. and i'll do it too just ask#this isn't directed at everyone. some of you have managed to put together well-researched compelling cases and i am kissing you#on the mouth for it mwah. even as i don't actually give a toss about most internal medicine#(look. i am just in a very monogamous relationship with trauma surgery)#anyway don't rely on the show either - sure it's one of the more accurate medical dramas but these morons still shock asystole#you can ask me how medschool works too!! the show is house md not house getting his md yet i've lost count of the ridiculous ways#people have gotten medschool wrong just. mentioned in passing. so concise and yet so wrong#serious offer.#these inaccuracies bug me more than they should
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really very frustrating and hopeless to understand that so much of my current limbo state wrt employment/occupation/art is because of my shit management skills. the reason my teaching accreditation was frozen was because i didn't check what would happen if i didn't teach for an extended period, even though i should have. now my department credentials are stuck in this weird no man's land of: i need them to teach but the only way to be re-accredited is to teach (don't ask its a bureaucratic nightmare and i cry whenever i have to explain it). then there's journalism which, while there was definitely a lot of bullying horseshit happening at my last job, the reason they could justify doing all that to me was because they could literally point to all the deadlines i missed and correspondance i failed to act on and say, "well merry does not perform adequately" and its not untrue. they were dicks about it but they didn't have to fake anything. and now because of that however indirectly i lost my job and haven't been able to get one back (see: the teaching debacle making everything harder). i burned out of academia because i kept having to get extensions because i couldn't get my shit together and now i am terrified to go back because i disappointed myself so much when i handed in a dissertation i wrote in 4 days because i left it until the last minute. gayv club feels like a goddamn miracle, like, without deah that just would not happen and i know that because all the solo projects i've tried to do in the past year (the iwtv essay, substack, etc) keep being "delayed" because i can't organise myself enough to even sit down and do things i love for fun which is so crazy. its insane. and ykw it's not even like i avoid this stuff to do something else useful like sleeping or reading or exercise. naur!!! most of the time all i do is sit listening to music and staring at a wall. and yeah it helps to know this is adhd but it also doesn't because its still me innit!!! its still all comes back to me just not doing the things when i need to or even want to. that's the impact. that's all that matters to everyone. i know i will feel better when i am medicated properly and that this will pass and i will eventually build a life i want but god this really sucks and it really sucks to know that it's on me, yk? i didn't do the things and regardless of why i didn't do them i didn't do them </3
#genuinely if i can't get this teaching shit sorted out in the next 4 months i lose my whole qualification. 5 years of study and work wasted#and i have no idea how to fix it i've rung so many people no one can help and if i lose the qualification rendering my degree useless???#they'll have to admit me to a psych ward fr like i will not handle that
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I got my first paycheck from new (non-media/normal people) job, and turns out I now earn (per hour, AFTER tax) LITERALLY DOUBLE what I earnt (per hour, BEFORE tax) in my few, shitty, short-lived, freelance media jobs over the years
(and this is stable, indefinite employment at a lovely, chill, local, community-serving company doing something I actually enjoy & care about, a mere year after deciding to retrain/switch industries, on the grand qualification of a (free, due to government scholarship!) 3 month coding bootcamp I did last summer)
I will literally never shut up about normalising creatives having non-media backup qualifications and/or day careers (that aren't some highly-temporary day job you don't care about and doesn't pay/treat you well)
#if you're a creative considering a day job/retraining/investing into a non-media qualification that can get you a good job#DO IT!! THIS IS YOUR SIGN!!!#employment#freelance#media industry#work
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going back to my roots (i got selected for oposiciones in la mancha)
#it would be so funny if i end up living in albacete after my grandparents left that place to go to the big city#urban exodus#anyways yay!#i was actually a bit scared i wasn't gonna get accepted because it's for 2 different oposiciones: archaeology and cultural heritage#and to this day i hadn't been selected for any archaeology oposiciones#i thought it was because my degree isn't valid for it but. apparently not lol#i'll probably study them at the same time. depends on when the exams are#the thing is. to this date both processes have been updated at the same time#so i fear they'll be on the same day or something#although i just need them to not be at the same time. i can manage same day#there's a lot of new stuff i'll have to study so i'm just chilling. i'm gonna be so annoying with facts about clm guys brace yourselves#also the dates of the exams haven't been published but it took 3 months since the application process started to publish the admitted list#so i think it'll take a while lol#also also. it is a concurso-oposición. meaning even if i manage to pass the oposiciones. i don't really have any merits that count#only the language title. that's it. for what i've read academic qualifications don't count#only if you've worked in the administration#so i need to get a solid score in the oposiciones to have a chance#so. slim chances. but hey. i'll get a trip to toledo out of it so that's nice
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New career ambition can I be the builder working on Dan and Phil’s house
#i don’t mind a bit of manual labour#and I’d never be out of work#by the sounds of it they don’t need any remote kind of qualification either plus I’m gay how hard can it be#me talking#dan and phil
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I couldn't really say that SPRAWL had the best fps soundtrack of 2024 because it released in 2023... except that it added more songs in 2024 and that means it can slip in on that technicality
#on the whole I tend to dislike modern 'boomer shooter' soundtracks#and think they usually work hauntologically off of other osts without understanding their influences#but SPRAWL's is actually one of the best fps soundtracks with no additional qualifications or caveats
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Anytime I see some Facebook video of some Appalachian blob guy yelling at Wendy's employees with a million comments to the tune of "yes sir I done had the same experience at that wendeees they needs ta fire her." I have to come on here and speak my truth that no one is entitled to good fast food that costs less than 7 dollars per person. If your food is cold or gross that's how it comes. That's literally what you paid for. Why take pride in a job for criminals and drug addicts. Why would they ever do a good job. They have absolutely no incentive to do so. "Well I deserved what I ordered" you don't even deserve that. No one that is working there wants to. They're all in a halfway house or theyre a teen that will not put that job on their resume ever again. The location exists to wash someone's money and to give you cancer. It literally does nothing to walk inside and film them. They will get the exact same job somewhere else if they do get fired. If you want to work hard for a free burger coupon you do you! To me 30 minutes of my time is worth more than 5.99 but I guess that's not the case for you. You are doing absolutely nothing by calling them out. If you want hot, unsmushed food, COOK IT. YOURSELF!!!! RETARD!!! THE FOOD GETS COLD WHEN YOU DRIVE HOME!!! THE FOOD GETS COLD WHEN YOU DRIVE AROUND WITH IT!!
#i do not work at a fast food place and have not since i was a teenager#i love fast food slop#putting these qualifications here at the end of my rant
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Nero from devil may cry is trans to me purely because of his haircut in dmc4. this is a baby transmasc who just experienced the rite of passage that is asking the hairdresser for your first “boy” haircut and being stuck with the most heartbreaking pixie cut in existence because you’re too polite to say anything lmao

#my qualifications are that I am also a trans guy and had this exact same experience#it’s a canon event#also a little known downside of having a healing factor is that top surgery doesn’t work because they kinda just. grow back.#nero my beloved sopping wet cat#dmc#devil may cry#dmc nero
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Let it be known I first got turned down from childcare college because I (stupidly) disclosed my disability during the interview, and it immediately turned into ableist assumptions, mostly stemming from "well what if you have to lift a child?"
Today not only do I LOVE working in the field, but I've realised children are light as fuck, and I too, cannot resist the allure of uppies
#fires posts#ramblings#That interview was sooooo fucking ableist. The tone immediately shifted the minute I mentioned my scoliosis#Which I shouldn't have! But they asked why I never had a job and well.. how the fuck else could I explain#that most retail / no qualifications jobs aren't exactly friendly to someone with a spinal condition#They also said I was limiting myself by not wanting to work with infants which LMAOO#barely any places here cater to babies idk what tf thry were on about#anyway today was my first day back on work experience! I have missed the kiddies!!#fire toddler talk
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