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Absolutely mind-boggling how kaspersky, a software with near perfect rating when it comes to security, is being banned in the USA because it's from russia (it's being operated from the UK).
And the reason is that they COULD leak data to russia. Yknow, something every single other cyber security software COULD do as well. It was founded over 25 years ago and nothing ever happened, you think they gonna start now? Really? And, again, you don't have to be working for a russian company to be a russian spy, who's to tell some mcafee employee won't leak data instead?
I'm usually not one to defend a billion dollar company but the blatant lack of knowledge and "this man from russia made it = it's evil" reasoning is so infuriating. Maybe sit down for once and talk to the people who tested the security software. Jfc.
#there's legit no other arguments behind the ban besides 'russian man bad'#it's fcking gross#kaspersky#cyber security#security software#kaspersky lab
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starscream has normal reactions

no starscream shall escape being haunted by bumblebee and vice versa. primus said thou shalt be married !!!
#bee: YOU SHOT ME WHILE I WAS LYING ON THE GROUND HELPLESS POINTBLANK NO HESITATION NO CONCERN JUST RAGE J-#starscream: yea & it was in the face#bee all a sudden all hoity toity abt dark subjects after detailing them grossly: ok bro we get it -_-#hes not even that grossed out by the getting shot in the face part. hes just pretnding to be bcs#hes actually just mad abt getting his lecture discarded & interrupted with another detail he was getting to#until starscream's RUDE interjection >:[ !!#bee thinks hes normal then thinks rumble body combusting right in front of his mother's eyes is the funniest fcking story ever#to tell to children#bumblebee the type of mom who tells her child's deepest traumas as funny stories to pass the time with strangers#well it's better than boring the company ok! stop being upset ! dont interrupt mother >:[ !!!!#it's lowkey funny that starscream shot him in the face like he rlly hated his yapping that much im crying#didnt shoot the spark just aimed for that big mouth while it was shut for once#bitchy on bitchy crime#also unrelated but i love skybound cliffjumper he is so fking ugly my baby old man 💛#skybound starscream: at least i managed to solve one problem ! time to go create 5 million more now !#idw bee: what the fuck bro#skybound starscream : ?????#ravage: fix me bro#skybound starscream: !??!?!?!??? WHAT THE HELL ARE yOU DOING HERE#idw bee: shut up & fix ravage >:[#ravage: yea meow yea#transformers#maccadam#bumblebee#starscream#starbee#transformers skybound#transformers idw
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I seriously do not understand how my mom exists in this universe
she's telling me today how she gets mad at my dad for talking to my sister ABOUT WORK. They both work for the State's government in different departments but they often have to interact with similar people or what have you but it makes sense that they would talk and vent about whatever stupid shit is happening.
But no. My mom is upset about this and is like "UGH WELL i might as well not even be here." despite the fact that she completely disregards when either of them talk to her and she will randomly talk to them and expect their full attention regardless of if they're busy. She even went so far as to say that dad should marry my sister if they were so buddy buddy.
TO which I was just AGHAST BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK WOMAN. Dad supports the shit out of you, tries to be involved with your stuff, always has patience when you're being a pain in the ass. ALWAYS TRIES TO TALK TO YOU AND INCLUDE YOU. (but she has next to zero interest in his work or his hobbies so it doesn't fucking matter to her that he does all these things)
but oh my god
I was like "So you're jealous of your child. Why are you jealous of your child talking about WORK."
to which she vehemently denied that she was jealous. But wtf else do you call that????????? Insinuating something like that to your HUSBAND because he dares talk to YOUR DAUGHTER about having very similar work?????????
if I was in my dads position idk what i would have done but I feel like she needs some serious therapy if she is treading into that line of thought.
god
what the fuck
im disgusted by my mom
#tel babbles#personal#IDK HOW TO TAG THIS#but mom insinuating weird pseudo-incest shit#and its fcking gross#god help me#i don't know if she is mentally well if she's holding onto this weird line of thought and trying to justify it
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I feel like no ever talks about how you can make a spaghetti sandwich using garlic bread
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Im honesly just done with the gay life since other then the sex its nit realy me yes i do like to get sexualy junked up by a juiced hunk but i feel like im sup9sed to adhear to then culture do act like im someone im not when everyody else in the baltamore scene is a broke busted bi5ch with no style or fashon sense i spend so much time dolling myself up just to get sexed up by a gross guy with no hobies other then childish shit like fcking playing ZELDA all day btw they are always airees fuck aires men for realllll but it is evidant that i dont fit in to the gay comunity at all its just not me im forced 2 fit the sterotypes when the real me just wants to queen out with my girlies talking shit and drinking tinis chilling out watching drag shows on netflix and making tixtocs none of this other shit but other then getting manhandled so good by teunks every night from erotic sex i think i might never of been gay to begin eith
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One of the reasons why I can't take the anti-minor panic in fandoms seriously is because of how I encountered randos literally dumping their smut in reblogs and - despite all those common fears of accidentally interacting with a minor - obviously not checking the original blog they reblog it from.
"Minors DNI" but they themselves are not bothering to see if they are not initiating the interaction and invading a space.
I don't mean just vague horniness, seeing it is honestly fine with me personally, but. literally dumping smut on a stranger? Gross.
My blocklist grew again.
#no one's personal#And then you see 18+ blogs complaining about... basically... consequences of their own actions?#Can't such gross people fcking stay out of spaces they don't belong? why do they still invade sfw spaces???
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field hockey || GR63
☆ summary: george russell’s girlfriend, y/n, is an olympic (field) hockey player and he’s obsessed with her
☆ pairing: george russell x olympic!reader
☆ fc & warning: lily owsley and slightly suggestive. you are responsible for the content you consume
☆ requested: yes!! apologies for the delay - thank you sm for taking the time to request 🤍
゚. ✿ ୨❤︎୧⠀✿ . ゚
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alex_albon: when is y/n/n’s next match?
georgerussell63: 2 days! same day as race day🥹
alex_albon: 💔 man i wanted to watch
georgerussell63: you still can! briefly! i will have it on in my garage
ynuser: georgie 😫 i miss you more!!!! also why don’t YOU hurry up and finish racing so you can come to paris????
georgerussell63: i’m working on it baby girl
ynuser: well work harder 😉
georgerussell63: yes ma’am 😍
lilymhe: you can’t rush greatness
georgerussell63: i know you’re right but im going to try anyway
lewishamilton: don’t stress her out mate 😂😂
georgerussell63: oops
yourbff: that’s my girl actually ☝🏻
georgerussell63: not this again 🫠
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georgerussell63: everyone stop what you’re doing - y/n is playing in the olympics today
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user1: george’s account is becoming a fan account for y/n
user2: george aren’t you racing today ??
mercedesamgf1: let’s go y/n! (george please pay attention in the drivers meeting)
georgerussell63: i am paying attention
alex_albon: y/n y/n y/n!!! let’s go!!!
lilymhe: lets gooooooo that’s my best friend!!
ynuser: i 🫶🏻 you both
user3: i thought this was y/n’s post but it’s just george reminding us how much he loves his girl
landonorris: 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
ynuser: 🤍🇬🇧🤍🇬🇧🤍
user4: rooting for you both today!!!
user5: y/ngeorge for the win!!


mercedesamgf1: it’s race day here in SPA! Join George as he talks race day updates and aspirations and y/n’s olympic campaign.
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user4: george not talking abt y/n challenge failed
user5: i love how much he loves her
georgerussell63: my girl’s about to win!! you all should tune in!!
user16: shouldn’t you be in the car rn george
user63: he’s live tweeting from the garage apparently
mercedesamgf1: george give me your phone now - toto
user7: loving that all this mercedes and george promo is bringing the love the field hockey world deserves
yourbff: yesss georgie educate the masses on the olympic schedule!!!!
georgerussell63: watch 🗣️ gb field hockey 🗣️ now 🗣️
user9: get you a man like george who cares more about talking about your success than his own
user10: i want them to be my mom and dad
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user6: girl did you even step off the field yet ?
georgerussell63: my woman my woman my woman. i fcking love you
ynuser: i love you more my race winner
georgerussell63: simply not possible my olympic field hockey game winner
ynuser: i can’t wait to kiss your cute face
georgerussell63: sprinting away from media duties and to the jet to get to paris rn
ynuser: literally counting down the minutes
user56: a winning day for y/n/n and georgie
yourbff: a couple who wins together stays together
ynuser: 😭😭 winning on the same day hit like nothing else
yourbff: so proud of you both bb 🤍
mercedesamgf1: absolutely amazing result for you both. so so so happy for you y/n ❤️
ynuser: thank you admin ily
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landonorris: gross
georgerussell63: if you think this is gross you should’ve seen what we did after
landonorris: i hate you
alex_albon: now you can finally stop crying about missing her!
georgerussell63: yes! until the next time we are apart that is
llyzneimer: my baby girl, give her back to me
georgerussell63: never! she is mine!
lilyzneimer: didn’t anyone ever teach you to share?
georgerussell63: nope!
ynuser: hot
georgerussell63: oh yea 😏
lewishamilton: send her my best
georgerussell63: she sends it right back and she says she wants to see roscoe asap
lewishamilton: roscoe would love a play date 🤍
yourbff: stop distracting her from playing hockey
georgerussell63: i am NOT distracting her ☝🏻


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ynuser: not the way i would have hoped our time at the olympics would have ended. we gave it everything we had and for that i am so incredibly proud. there’s always next time!! thank you to everyone for the outpouring of support and love - i hope you’ve been inspired to keep watching field hockey!! thank you to my friends, my coaches, my teammates, my family and most of all george for enabling this dream to come true. see you next time paris 🤍🇬🇧
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user23: 4th is still impressive you gorgeous hockey queen
user44: thanks for introducing us to the incredible game of field hockey y/n
user54: no like fr i had no idea how fun the sport was!!! everyone say thank you y/n!
user64: thank you y/n
user74: thanks y/n/n
ynuser: you are so welcome 🫶🏻
georgerussell63: you’re an olympian y/n/n and no one can take that away from you, medal or not. you have inspired me and so many others. i love you y/n ❤️
ynuser: i love you mr russell 🥹
user45: we are proud of you mother
landonorris: great effort y/n! proud that you’re out there representing team 🇬🇧
ynuser: thank you lan
user33: still my favorite olympian
roscoelovescoco: prouds of yous my friends 😘
ynuser: i needed this thank you 😭
user35: can’t wait for the next olympics for you to eat it up and win gold
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user46: hoping you both enjoy your break!!
user87: are you guys just gonna get married yet or what
yourbff: enjoy italy!! love you both 🤍
ynuser: 🤍🤍pasta🤍🤍
mercedesamgf1: much needed rest and recovery time 🫶🏻
teamgb: until next time 🏑🇬🇧
georgerussell63: blue is your color
ynuser: so is gold 😏
georgerussell63: oh i know 💍
user78: that dress is to die for tf
roscoelovescoco: stops by and sees me pls
ynuser: will do ❤️
lilyzneimer: enjoy pretty girl
ynuser: can’t wait to see you and osc 🤍
゚. ✿ ୨❤︎୧⠀✿ . ゚
a/n: thanks for reading!! likes and reblogs appreciated!! this concludes my olympic reader series. appreciate all of you reading 🥹
゚. ✿ ୨❤︎୧⠀✿ . ゚
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Foolish: I was just judging Fit and Pac. Tubbo: Yeah, I also hate gay people. I'm so glad we can agree on this.
Fit + Pac being sweet, and Foolish + Tubbo living up to Home of Fobo's reputation.
[ Subtitle Transcript ↓ ]
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Fit: But hey, wait- before you go- before you go.
Pac: Yeah?
Fit: [Blows him a goodbye kiss with the kissy emoji, which makes hearts appear all around him]
Pac: [Laughs] Wait- for you!
Fit: Awww, you're too good, you're too good.
Pac: Do you think they probably are looking at the-
Fit: They're gonna- yeah
Pac: -emoticons on chat right now and say, "Aww, those two!"
Fit: They f- they fcking hate us, they hate-
Foolish: [Sends a puking emoji in chat]
Pac: OH LOOK- Foolish!
[They both laugh]
Pac: I know how I can reply to- to him.
Fit: Oh man...
Pac: Wait- here. [Pac sends a disappointed / sighing emoji and laughs]
Fit: There you go. [Fit sends a yawning / sleeping emoji, and they both laugh]
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Meanwhile
[Scene transitions to Foolish and Tubbo]
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Foolish: [Notices the heart emojis in chat and sends back a puking emoji]
Tubbo: I feel like my first level 30 enchantment shovel was crazy.
Foolish: Um, I don't think that's so crazy! I mean, I- I- every- every-
Tubbo: Where'd you put the lapis?
Foolish: Um, oh- oh here, it's in my... um, here you go [tosses it to Tubbo]
Tubbo: [Sees Foolish vomit] Uh... You alright there?
Foolish: Yeah, no- I just, um...
Tubbo: That was gross.
Foolish: Yeah, I was just judging Fit and Pac.
Tubbo: Yeah, I also hate gay people.
Foolish: [Laughs]
Tubbo: I'm so glad we can agree on this.
[Sunny blows her horn]
Tubbo: That's Sunny's- Sunny's agreeing as well
Foolish: [Imitates a horn]
#Hideduo#FitPac#QSMP#Pactw#FitMC#Foolish Gamers#Tubbo#Edited#Subtitles#Aaaaaaaa I wanted to get this done earlier I've been so busy#February 5 2024#Portfolio
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INK AND TEMPTATION
Chapter 5.
Just another normal and quiet day at the tattoo parlor you work at in the heart of Helsinki, Finland. Or so you thought ?
(SLIGHT NSFW WARNING)
It had been hours since their last message. The conversation—flirty and tense—had fizzled into silence sometime after midnight, leaving Y/N alone with her hoodie, her horror show looping on the TV, and her thoughts spiraling out of control.
By the time the vampire villain on screen bared his fangs for the hundredth time, she was half-asleep, curled under a throw blanket, hoodie sleeves tugged over her hands, phone silent beside her. Whiskers had claimed her feet as a bed.
At least until 4:03AM.
The first buzz didn’t even register. But the second—followed by the third, and then the obnoxiously loud ring of a phone call—had her bolting upright on the couch like she'd been shot.
The screen glowed with his name.
Ville (???)
Incoming Call.
She stared. Let it ring.
Then again.
And again.
“What the fuck…” she whispered, heart hammering in her chest. She fumbled to silence it. Whiskers hissed and launched off her lap, disappearing under the coffee table like the whole world had offended him.
The phone finally went quiet.
But then the texts started.
One after another. Rapid fire.
She hovered over the screen, breath caught somewhere in her throat. It wasn’t just anyone. It was him. At four in the damn morning.
And judging by the spelling in the preview bubbles?
Drunk.
Her stomach dropped and twisted at the same time. A car crash of anxiety and curiosity. Against her better judgment, she opened the thread.
Ville (???): babyyyy are you sleepinn
i know its late but guess what
bam brought whisky and now i’m in his fucking hotel and he’s trying to do a backflip off the couch but he’s SHIT at it
we’re bonding
i told him about u
he said u must be hot if i’m texting u instead of flirting with the bartender
and i said he’s RIGHT
because you are. u r so hot. i’m like dying
u shoud be here. you'd love him
he’s insane. like actual brain damage levels
but good energy
like a chaotic raccoon in a leather jacket
Y/N blinked at the screen, mouth open. Bam? She had no idea who that even was. Ville clearly thought this information was wildly important.
Her screen lit up with another buzz before she could even finish reading.
Ville (???): i wish u were here
id make u sit on my lap
and we wouldn’t even talk
id just have my hands under ur hoodie
on ur thighs
theyre soft, right? i KNOW they are
like velvet. i bet u wear those little skirts all the time and u KNOW what they do to me
Her blood went cold and hot at once.
Ville (???): u make me so fcking crazy
i don’t even care if i sound gross
i just want to kiss u til the world ends
is that dramatic?
it is but idc
ur hoodie’s probly too big
i wanna crawl under it with u
like a perverted little bat
come hide me in ur hoodie please
She slapped a hand over her mouth. What the hell.
The typing bubble came up again. She stared, frozen.
Ville (???): ur prob asleep huh
or maybe ur staring at ur screen again like earlier
bet ur overthinking every word i said
bet ur blushing. maybe squirming. maybe both
u shy little thing
why do u do this to me huh
why do u make me want to write u poetry n bite ur neck at the same time
Her heart was trying to escape her ribcage. She didn’t know how to reply. Every single part of her screamed don’t engage, this is a trap, he’s drunk, he’s gonna forget all of this in the morning—
And yet.
Her thumb hovered.
She typed. Deleted. Typed again.
Y/N: do you always drunk text people at 4am or am i just special
The response came instantly.
Ville (???): only u
swear on bam’s broken spine
which he might ACTUALLY break if he tries the backflip again
god
ur so mean
“just special”
ur the most special thing ive seen since the first time i saw batman returns
She snorted despite herself. That was… actually kind of adorable.
Another ping.
Ville (???): also
my hand would fit SO good on ur ass
sorry had to say it
i was holding a beer bottle and i thought “huh this feels about right”
ur gonna block me huh
A pause from her, longer this time.
Y/N: Not yet
She regretted it as soon as she hit send.
Ville (???): ohhohoho
NOT YET
oh we’re in dangerous territory now my sweet little vampire
ur letting me talk like this
ur letting me in
Y/N swallowed thickly. She wasn’t. Not really. She was just… frozen. Caught in a web spun with his stupid flirtations and velvet voice now somehow bleeding through text.
Y/N: i’m just half asleep, don’t get too excited
Ville (???): too late
already imagining u curled up in ur hoodie like a cursed princess
and i’d kiss u awake
but not on the mouth
id start lower
like ur collarbones
bite them a little
u’d whine i KNOW u would
do u whine baby?
u seem like u do
She stared at that one for way too long.
The horror show continued playing on mute in the background. A vampire stalked through a cemetery.
Fitting.
Y/N: Ville.
That was it. Just his name. A warning. A pulse.
Ville (???): mmm say it again
say it while u sit on my face
She audibly choked. Whiskers popped his head back out from under the table like even he was concerned now.
Ville (???): fuck
sorry
that was a lot huh
i’m drunk
but i’m honest
god ur gonna hate me in the morning
Y/N: i don’t hate you
The typing bubble paused. Then started again.
Ville (???): don’t lie to me sweetheart
u prob think i’m disgusting rn
Y/N: no, just a little insane maybe
Ville (???): i’ll take it
insanity is sexy
ur sexy
i’m gonna shut up now before i say something worse
Then a longer pause from his end, but still not long enough for Y/N to think he finally passed out.
Ville (???): unless u want me to keep going
cause i can
i got HOURS of filthy things to say to u
sweet things too
like how ur eyes haunted me all fucking day
and how i miss ur voice already
and how badly i wanna know what u look like first thing in the morning
Her fingers trembled.
She didn’t respond.
And yet—
Ville (???): still not blocking me
brave girl
or maybe u like it
do u like it?
She didn’t answer that either.
But she didn’t close the chat.
Didn’t delete the messages.
Didn’t block him.
Which, in Ville’s mind, said more than words ever could.
The conversation continued relentlessly as the early hours bled into the darkness, each buzz and ping an assault on her steady attempt to reclaim sleep. Y/N’s phone lay open on the bed, its screen a harsh beacon in the quiet room. Despite her hoodie pulled tightly around her, her body trembled with a cocktail of anxiety and reluctant anticipation. Every new message from Ville blurred the lines between threat and promise, between danger and desire.
Ville (???): I swear, every time I think about your voice, I feel like I could drown in it. Like, if I got close enough I’d forget the taste of all the whiskey I’ve downed tonight.
Her heart pounded in her ears. She stared at the screen, the text bathing her in its raw, drunken honesty. His tone seeming a little bit more serious now. She wanted to say something—to push back, to retreat—but her fingers hesitated over the keyboard.
Ville (???): And you know, I keep picturing you curled up, half-asleep, that hoodie hiding everything except those eyes. I can almost see you, even if you're just a blur in the dark.
A shudder rippled through her. Every word made her pulse quicken and her thoughts scatter. She forced herself to respond in a clipped tone, determined to sound casual despite the terror knotting in her stomach.
Y/N: I'm not interested in fantasizing right now.
The message sat there for a few long beats before Ville replied.
Ville (???): You say that, but your silence is loud. You're scared—of me, or of getting hurt again? I get it, love. I've seen the walls you hide behind, and I’m not here to break them... unless that's what you want.
The rawness in his words was magnetic and maddening. Her mind raced—could she trust someone who spoke so openly, who seemed to know exactly where her scars lay? The thought made her stomach churn. Yet part of her longed to be seen, even in that vulnerable state.
Y/N: I don't know what you want from me.
Her message was short, terse. Too short, she thought, as her thumb hovered, trembling above the send button.
Ville (???): I want to help you unlearn the fear. I want to kiss away the things that hurt—gently, slowly—until you forget that it ever hurt.
Another buzz. Her anxiety deepened; it was as if every syllable he sent was a push against the fragile barrier she'd built around herself.
Ville (???): But I also want to feel you. Like, really feel you. I want to trace every line on your skin, to see if I can map out all your pain and turn it into something beautiful.
A long pause followed. Silence that made her question whether she should even engage with this reckless vulnerability. Her fingers hovered again, too paralyzed to type, as her mind replayed every whispered confession, every insinuation of intimacy and danger.
Y/N: I’m scared… of getting hurt again.
That one word, so vulnerable and raw, seemed to break the dam. For a moment, she regretted having sent it, as if admitting that fear meant she was already lost. But as the seconds ticked by, she saw that his next message wasn’t mean or mocking—it was soft, almost tender.
Ville (???): I know, and I’m sorry. I can be so damn intense. I get that, and I won’t push unless you let me. I just—sometimes, I want to believe in something real, and you… you make me want to be more than just this drunken fool.
He paused again, leaving a space filled with honesty and uncertainty. The vulnerability in his words struck something deep within her—a part that had longed for honesty but was terrified of its consequences.
Ville (???): I promise I won't hurt you, Y/N. I don’t know if I can promise I'll be gentle with my words, but I'll try. I want to be the one who makes you feel safe, even when every instinct tells you not to open up.
A shudder followed his confession, and Y/N felt tears prick at her eyes. How could he be so unabashedly raw, mixing the erotica of his drunken fantasies with a confession of care? Part of her wanted to believe him; another part screamed to run. She stared at the screen as if it held all the answers to what she had been trying to escape.
Y/N: I'm not sure I want to believe that right now. I've been hurt too many times.
Her words were soft and barely there, laden with the weight of previous scars. The room felt smaller, the silence after her reply heavy with possibility and peril.
Ville (???): I get it. I really do.
I know trust doesn't come easy, and I'm not here to force it on you.
Maybe it's just me being stupid and drunk, but if you're scared, lean on me instead of running away.
I promise—I won't treat your heart like it's disposable.
His words were interwoven with fervor and concern, a twisted mixture of lust and longing, pain and promise. The vulnerability in his voice was more than he probably intended, yet it resonated with her own hidden desires, those she fought so hard to keep locked away beneath layers of doubt and self-protection.
Another buzz. More texts flooded in.
Ville (???): I keep thinking about that moment at the shop—how you looked away when I said my name, like you were already guarding yourself against something brilliant and dangerous.
I want to be brilliant for you, Y/N.
I want to prove I'm not just another guy who will leave you bleeding from love.
Her heart pounded erratically, each beat a question: Could she afford to believe in him? Would letting him in mean risking everything she had spent so long protecting?
She typed slowly, her response cautious, laden with the weight of her fear.
Y/N: I’m tired of feeling like I have to be protected. But I’m terrified that if I let anyone in, I’ll just be shattered all over again.
The message took a long breath to send, each word a struggle to articulate the very fragility that defined her nights. For a moment, silence reigned in the thread.
Then Ville’s response came, steadying, persistent.
Ville (???): I know, and I’m not here to make you feel more fragile.
I'm here because I believe you deserve to feel something more than this perpetual numbness.
I’m not just another storm passing by—I want to stand by you even when the thunder rages.
A pause, and then the flood resumed—words that were laced with the kind of passion that made her want to scream and cry simultaneously.
Ville (???): I want to make you forget how deep your scars are, if only for a moment.
I want to fill the silence with my whispers and gentle touches that don’t hurt, but heal.
I want to know every secret you keep locked away behind that hoodie and those quiet eyes.
Her anxiety surged once again, a tidal wave threatening to pull her under. The thought of getting hurt again loomed large, dark and relentless. She could feel her inner walls trembling, slowly beginning to crumble under the weight of his obsessive declarations.
Y/N: I’m scared, Ville. Scared that if I let you in, I’ll end up broken all over again. I’m so tired of the pain.
Another long pause. The cursor blinked, impatient, then his response came—so gentle it almost felt like a caress.
Ville (???): I promise I won't be the one to add to your pain.
I promise I won’t be the storm that shatters you.
I just need a chance to show you I can be something different.
Something that holds you instead of breaking you.
His text was raw, dripping with a desperate tenderness that made her pulse quicken despite her fear. Every word was an invitation—and a risk.
Ville (???): If you ever feel like you can’t face the world alone, just remember I’m here.
I’m just a text away, ready to be the light in your darkest hours—even if I’m a little twisted right now.
Her hand trembled so badly she nearly dropped the phone again. In that moment, her heart wavered on the edge of a choice: to close the door on him, as she always had, or to risk a small, uncertain opening to let his chaotic warmth seep in.
Y/N: I don’t know if I can risk it, Ville...
She hit send before she could revise, a single, painful admission of her fear.
The phone remained silent for what felt like an eternity. Then, as if compelled by the raw vulnerability in her last words, Ville typed back:
Ville (???): Then let’s take it slow.
I won’t push if you don’t want me to.
I just... want you to know that I'm here, and I'm not going anywhere.
Even if my words are fucked up at 4AM, even if I’m drinking with Bam and acting like a lunatic.
I’ll be here when the sun rises, when you’re ready to decide whether to let someone in or not.
Another message, soft and urgent:
Ville (???): I care about you in a way that scares me more than my own demons.
And I promise I’ll do everything I can to keep you safe—not just from me, but from the world that’s hurt you before.
Y/N’s eyes watered as she read his words, a mixture of fear and longing swirling within her. Despite all the chaos, despite the threat of more heartache, a part of her felt that maybe—just maybe—he could be different. That maybe he could be the one who wouldn’t let her fall apart.
She didn’t reply immediately. Instead, she pressed the phone to her chest, feeling the warmth of its glow merge with her own beating heart. The noise of the world outside faded. All that existed were his words, his confessions—a tangle of kink, tenderness, desire, and promise.
Her phone vibrated one final time before the conversation fell silent again.
Ville (???): Goodnight, Y/N. Sleep tight.
I’ll be here when you wake.
The screen went dark once more. Y/N sat for long minutes in the quiet darkness, hoodie still pulled up around her head, heart pounding with a mix of terror and what might be hope. Outside, the night pressed on, and inside, her thoughts raced in chaotic loops, balancing on the precipice between past hurts and a fragile, new possibility.
She closed her eyes, willing herself to let sleep eventually overtake her—willing herself to trust that maybe, tomorrow might be kinder. And somewhere deep inside, despite the lingering fear, a tiny spark of courage kindled: maybe she could let someone in, even if just a little. Even if it meant risking the pain all over again.
And as her breathing deepened into uncertain sleep, her final thought was of Ville's promise—a promise that, no matter how fucked up the night might become, he wouldn’t let her disappear completely into the fog of past heartaches.
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EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT LOVE !
୨ৎ summary : wherein singer!reader books her next role in the ballad of songbirds and snakes after starring in the third highest-grossing movie of all time called avatar: the way of water, and falls for the bad guy... of course
୨ৎ warnings : cussing, that's pretty much it HEHEEHEH
୨ৎ author's note : YA'LL I've never seen laufey as a faceclaim in these before she's gorgeous. Also, your character in atwow is named Magnolia Quaritch, you're in Daisy Jones and The Six as a Jazz singer named Vienna Cartwright and a character in House of The Dragon named Theadosia Baratheon.

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yourusername the sexy skxawngs are SO back 🤩🙏🔥
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jackchampion DUDEEE YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T GUNNA POST THAT PIC OF ME
⤷ yourusername obviously I lied
user1 NAWW YA'LL ARE SO CUTE
user2 OMGGG your boots are giving
user3 average brother and sister dynamic
user4 HELLO DON'T TELL ME Y/N AND JACK PLAY SIBLINGS IN AVATAR????
⤷ user3 HELP yeah they do they're quaritch's kids and they're stepsiblings, y/n's character is named magnolia she was born on pandora like three or four years before spider was
⤷ user4 they barely look alike HELP
⤷ jackchampion no because we keep saying that too
⤷ yourusername @/slang_711 your response 🎤🎤🎤
user4 naw HAHAAHAHA
rachelzegler YA'LL ARE SO CUTEEE
⤷ yourusername MWAH
jamieflatters what is that picture of me
⤷ yourusername my finger slipped
⤷ jamieflatters this is an injustice
⤷ yourusername mb I'm sorry
⤷ jamieflatters you know you aren't
baileybass no because that day in london was so fun omggg
yourusername especially when it started raining and we all were just running around like headless chickens and we took cover inside that empty ambulance
⤷ jackchampion and then I totally didn't fall getting out
⤷ baileybass lies
⤷ yourusername falsehoods
⤷ jamieflatters these people deserve the truth jackson
user5 UGH y/n's so pretty I wish she was real :/
user1 frl I wish pretty people were real
user6 jack eating dino nuggies and mac and cheese with a coke sends me
⤷yourusername I have a folder on my phone with 18 seperate photos of jack eating the same meal over the course of filming atwow
⤷ jackchampion WHAT???
⤷ yourusername my lil bro 😔
⤷ user6 PUAHAAHAGAHSHS
⤷ jackchampion girl bye I'm literally 6 feet tall
⤷ yourusername nobody asked jack
⤷ jamieflatters yeah jack
ayoedibiri I miss you 😔
⤷ yourusername I miss YOU
user7 MAGNOLIA QUARITCH 🔛🔝
user8 if magnolia quaritch has a million fans I'm one of them, if she has a hundred fans I'm one of them, if she had 0 fans I'm DEAD
hunterschafer looking tew good babes x
⤷ yourusername ure too kind 🫡 🫶
user9 HELPPP BECAUSE JAMIE'S FACE IN THE BEGGINING
⤷ yourusername he tried gochujang for the first time
⤷ jackchampion top 10 worst anime fails
user7 I think you cropped me outta some of these babes 💋
user8 imagine breathing the same air as y/n y/l/n is rn like I cannot imagine 😔
user10 y/n what's ur favorite hot wheels car
user11 come home the kids miss you 😔
user12 can magnolia come and dissect me like that bladder polyp 30 minutes into the movie
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yourusername show our girl mira sage baird some love, the ballad of songbirds and snakes out now November 17th!
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user1 STOP STOP STOP
user2 THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY SHE'S PLAYING MIRA SAGE
rachelzegler welcome to the rodeo big sis 🎹🎶✨️
⤷ yourusername let's fcking do this thing
user3 im literally screaming crying and throwing up right now OMFG RACHEL JUST CALLED Y/N BIG SIS
user4 STOP BCS I just finished reading tbosas yesterday
user5 OH MY FUCKING GOD MIRA PLAYING THE PIANOOOO
user6 these stills are everything to me
jackchampion SO SO SO PROUD OF YOU 🙌
⤷ yourusername #1 WINGMAN FRL 💯
user7 her first freaking role was literally playing stephen lang's daughter in a james cameron film, then immediately booking the role of serafyna freaking baratheon in house of the dragon, then playing a jazz singer in daisy jones and the six, NOW SHE'S IN THE BALLAD OF SONGBIRDS AND SNAKES???
user8 no one's doing it like her frl
user1 "OUR GIRL MIRA SAGE BAIRD" WHAT IF I START SOBBING
user5 like hello I'm never getting over this tf 😭💔💔💔
user3 Y/N Y/L/N THE WOMAN THAT YOU ARE
tomblyth hey nightingale
⤷ yourusername wsp gent
user9 OH MY FUCKING GOD NO ONE TALK TO ME RIGHT NOWWWWWWW
⤷ user3 DID THEY JUST CALL EACHOTHER BY THEIR NICKNAMES OH LORD
user5 they saw an opportunity and took it
ashleyjliao oh ya'll are not READYYYY
user11 TOM BLYTH AND Y/N Y/L/N NATION RISE
user8 IM LITERALLY SCREAMING RIGHT NOW HOLY SHITTTTTTTT??@@?@?!!?!,#*#(
⤷ user1 someone time this exact moment these two made frickin history tonight
⤷ user6 I'm so glad I stayed up for this holy shit
⤷ user8 it's literally 5:39 am for me rn I literally have to defend a thesis in 3 hours and I am wide awake bouncing around my dorm
⤷ yourusername oh babes get some sleep 😭 (good luck on your thesis btw you're gunna kill it! 💓)
⤷ user8 IM GOING TO BED RN MISS MA'AM 🫡
⤷ user10 replying to user8 NAW GIRL I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE REPLIED TO YOU
⤷ user8 replying to user10 IT CAN ONLY GO DOWNHILL FROM HERE DUDE
user7 I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS MOMENT OMFGDYDHDU
baileybass can't wait 🤍
⤷ yourusername I love you so much bai bai 🫶🏼
user12 oh my FUCK is that the scene where sejanus and mira have that conversation outside the hob???
⤷ user9 OH THERE'S NO WAY
⤷ user13 STOP WE'RE FINALLY GETTING THE "you're everything I could ever have wanted" SCENE
⤷user9 AAAAAAAAA I CAN'T WAIT OH MY GOD?!?!?
⤷ user6 UGHDGDFC MY SEJMIRA HEARTTTTTTT 😭💗
⤷ user3 I apologise for the person I will become once I see Sejanus and Mira at my local theatre
⤷ hunterschafer me neither
⤷ user3 HUNTER'S A SEJMIRA SHIPPER CONFIRMED?????
⤷ user6 hunter I love you
⤷user3 HUNTER SHIPS SEJMIRA YA'LL HEARD IT HERE FIRST 🗣🗣🗣
⤷user12 NO BECAUSE IF WE'RE GETTING THE HOB SCENE THEN THE CLIFF SCENE IS 3 DAYS AFTER...
⤷user13 oh...
⤷ user1 I DON'T THINK I WILL SURVIVE THIS
⤷ user2 yeah and neither does-
⤷ user8 NAWWW STFU @/user2
⤷user12 don't even go there @/user2
⤷user10 GET THE HELL OUT @/user2
⤷ user10 DONT EVEN CONTINUE THAT SENTENCE @/user2
joshandresrivera prepare to have your knocks socked off
⤷yourusername oh they dunno what's COMING
⤷ rachelzegler stop because tell me why I was sobbing even more than you were while you were performing mira sage's song 😭
⤷ yourusername we were inconsolable that day 😭😭😭 i think even Tom was tearing up too
⤷ tomblyth no you're wrong there was a busted pipe above my spot it kept leaking into my eye
⤷yourusername sure honey.
user14 NAWWWW ☝️☝️☝️
user15 someone check up on tom if he's still breathing cuz if y/n fucking y/l/n ever called me honey I'd be GONEEEEEEE
user16 @/tomblyth are u alright pal
⤷ joshandresrivera his eyes were literally irritated when I looked at him during our first initial take
⤷tomblyth nice going josh
⤷ yourusername rachel never let him go
⤷ rachelzegler duly noted
user17 y/n y/l/n as mira sage baird oh someone up there is looking out for me frl
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rachelzegler new york, new york - Frank Ocean
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joshandresrivera alright I see how it is
⤷ rachelzegler it's not you, it's me?
yourusername I'm coming after your entire career Joshua
tomblyth I asked if you wanted to go hang out in new york with me and you told me you were busy?
⤷ yourusername but I was 😁
⤷ rachelzegler get in line blyth
⤷ tomblyth I'm devastated, truly
⤷ yourusername it's not my fault I'm incredibly sought after, I'm sorry Tom
⤷ hunterschafer go tell 'em honey!!!
⤷ yourusername better luck next time @/tomblyth
⤷ tomblyth there's still a next time?
⤷yourusername For you? Always
⤷tomblyth I'm the luckiest man alive, I feel like I'm going to soar out of my flat any minute now, maybe do somersaults in the sky I'm not sure, we'll see.
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user1 not Tom Blyth being down bad
user2 HELLO??? TOM???
user3 why do they sound so flirty wtf...
user4 dosen't Tom have a gf HELPPPP
user5 I don't think it's confirmed
⤷ user4 it better not be cuz why am I kinda eating this up
user6 NO BCS SAME ADFSDGSJSSHZ
lionsgate our favorite sister duo 💕
⤷ yourusername iktr 🙏
⤷ rachelzegler this is a WIN
user7 OH WE NEED THOSE DIGICAM PICS RNNNN
user8 @/yourusername LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN ‼️‼️‼️
user9 Y/N AND RACHEL IN NEW YORK Y/N AND RACHEL IN NEW YORK Y/N AND RACHEL IN NEW YORK
user10 THERE'S NO WAY I WAS 5 MINS AWAY FROM THAT RESTAURANT AND DIDN'T GO THERE 😭😭😭
user11 y/n l/n and rachel zegler my bestfriends
user12 HELP THE TEXT WITH Y/N AND RACHEL IM CREASING
⤷ user11 IKR THIS IS SO UNSERIOUS
⤷ user10 I wonder if she actually got the Lucy Gray barbie
⤷ yourusername everywhere we went it was sold out 😭
⤷ user12 NAHHH QUEEN YOU DESERVE SM BETTER
user3 @/tomblyth you might wanna get onto that
⤷ user5 @/tomblyth GET THIS GIRL HER LUCY GRAY BARBIE
⤷ user4 @/tomblyth YK WHAT TO DO
user14 HAHAHAAYAH NOT YA'LL TAGGING HIMMM 😭😭😭
user15 I know Y/N was mourning for that spilt coffee
⤷ rachelzegler OH YOU BEST BELIEVE SHE WAS DISTRAUGHT
user16 and they were thrifting too UGH I wanna be able to go thrifting with y/n and rachel
⤷ user14 I wonder who got those cowboy boots
⤷yourusername actually we both saw it at the same time but I ended up giving it to Rachel because I'm a wonderful person! (and we totally didn't fight over it inside goodwill!)
rachelzegler 😭😭😭
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tomblyth HG film dump. We had our flaky croissants, our chewy croissants, but alas, not one croissant on earth could live up to these beautiful people. teebosass coming to theaters near you. ❄️❄️❄️
rachelzegler FIRST!!!
rachelzegler ugh blyth you sap
⤷ tomblyth what can I say
ashleyjliao 🥐🥐🥐
yourusername that cucumber salad did not taste as good as you manipulated me into believing
⤷ tomblyth hey you could use the vitamin K, you're welcome ❤️
⤷ yourusername this is what playing a pre tyrannical president of a dystopian world does to you kids
user1 yes mom 🫡
user1 AWWW THE GROUP PIC OF ALL THE MENTORS 🥹🥹🥹
⤷ user2 I'm abt to sob
user3 so excited OMGGG
user2 YA'LL THE CABIN SCENE I WILL NEVER RECOVER...
user4 sofia crying makes me wanna cry too wtf
user5 the tributes and mentors aww
⤷ user3 I'm having that picture framed and put on a pedestal
user6 Y/N getting her own picture is so cute 🫶
user7 holy shit ur right
⤷ user2 replying to user6 she literally got a single picture all to herself while the others were with someone else on every photo
⤷ user8 CHAT WHAT IS GOING AWNNN
user8 no because y/n having her own picture meanwhile everyone else had to share the spotlight is making me think thoughts...
user9 oh twitter's about to blow up and second now
user10 @/y/nsidehoe on twt 🔥🔥🔥
user11 you were amazing in Billy the Kid!
user12 RACHEL IS SO POOKIEEEE
user13 these photos are so well shot though
user14 the tributes all hugging eachother ugh MY HEART
user15 josh's posture is cracking me tf up 😭
⤷ user10 BWHAHAGSSJAJSSJS
user16 10 MINUTES AGK HOLY SHITTTT
user17 y/n's face though HELP ME
user18 Y/N NATION HOW TF ARE WE FEELING???
user19 I don't even wanna speculate anything atp remember what happened to her and Charles Leclerc?
user17 oh NAWWW they were definitely a thing, did you SEE those yacht pics?
user10 it was a shame they never confirmed it though they were so cute 😔
user20 YALL dosen't tom have a gf???
⤷ user18 nothing's confirmed, pretty sure he said him and the girl were good friends in an article somewhere LMFAO
⤷ user8 omg link
⤷ user13 (2)
⤷ user18 hold on dms
user21 josh and rachel have my heart fssss 🫶
user22 y/n nation boutta start shipping them I'm frl calling it
user23 it'll be gone in a week or so then she'll hop onto the next male lead in her next film
⤷ user22 HAAHAHA SHUDDUPPP
⤷ user23 for promo ✨️
⤷ user24 she's doing smth to these men I swear, spiking their drinks, keeping voodoo dolls of em or sumn
⤷ user23 WAIT STOP AHAHSHSAH



#tbosas#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#the hunger games#tom blyth x reader#tom blyth#tom blyth x fem!reader#tom blyth x yn#laufey lin#coriolanus snow x oc#tom blyth imagine#the ballad of songbirds and snakes soc med au
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Love Yellowjackets obviously; I really enjoy that particular and somewhat nauseating blend between dark sitcom jokes and unflinching bleak brutality. It's kinda like Santa Clarita Diet except the jokes don't make it okay? You get girls goofing around about pop culture and eating each other's flesh and it never gets lighthearted, and that's by design. There are funny things in it, there are funny ways to look at even some of the most horrible things that happen in it, but the underlying reality is something much larger that exists well beyond the realm of humor. You make jokes about the cannibalism, but the cannibalism will be there whether you joke about it or not.
It once again does that thing I love from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared - everyone is a monster, and everyone is a person. Just because someone is quirky and relatable and vulnerable and suffering from near incomprehensible grief and trauma doesn't mean that their horrible blocky teeth weren't that of an apex predator. All it really takes is a shift in perspective from something being you to it being the most scary fucking thing you could imagine, and sometimes it doesn't even take that.
How do I put it - no matter how it all ultimately plays out and resolves, I feel one of its core things is that it is a reflection on the nature of, well, nature, and to a larger extend reality itself.
Everything we love and hate about ourselves is ultimately a tiny bubble in a sea of relentless entropy. No, it's not weird or a contradiction that the same girls who hunt, butcher, cook and eat one another also frolic with flower crowns and cuddle and make sarcastic jokes about the horrors of the shitbucket and do, quote "stupid girl shit". In fact they are exactly what humans have always been, just put into stark focus by how their world has been narrowed down. We are building our sitcoms and teen romance and heroic action movies and porn and entire fcking religions as subplots within the largest horror movie of all, the one that doesn't have a name and doesn't even care whether or not we are afraid or laughing, whether we find it beautiful or ugly, the movie where everyone is a prop and nobody is the audience.
Put differently:
Misty talks someone out of suicide by confrontationally teasing them and grossing them out with the prospect that she will personally eat their jucy buttmeats. The joke is delivered perfectly but the situation IS life and death, her tears ARE real, they ARE surrounded by death and hoplessness on all sides, she HAS eaten human flesh before and will do so again.
The incredible Liv Hewson plays in some ways the same tough snarky character they play in Santa Clarita. But you always watch them in the context of that much larger, infinitely indifferent universe. Their character is snarky IN the forest, but the forest itself isn't inherently funny, neither are the wolves that eat their face or the fire that burns them. Nor is the flesh of the people they themselves eat. Those things just are.
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im transfem and salems detransitioning/masculinization of hitomi is so fcking gross im sorry. as someone who doesnt pass terribly well i think its fine to have transfem and transmasc ocs that dont pass super well, but to take your previous passing oc and make her nonpassing is straight up evil in my eyes
tbh. i could see, how making a trans oc "less passing" may make them more grounded. but it feels bizarre, that he at any time will completely change an oc from the ground up, for no reason. hitomi now, is a completely different character from the original. why did he not, just make her a new oc. oh right. because wis, REALLY wanted to be the asian cat, or the afrolatina dog, instead of any of her white self insert ocs, that are actually based on her.
he even took away her bilateral heterochromia, for some reason.
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Gabrielle was doing the fcking most. Like it was obvious that she didn’t know how to keep things on the down low and that’s why he liked to keep Megan around all these years. She knew how to keep her mouth shut and her posts silent just like he likes. in my opinion that kind of man is just gross, he treated her like an escort, but Megan allowed it. I understand not wanting temporary hookups posting u but if ur gonna be supposedly dating Megan for years and ur so embarrassed to be seen with her then obviously u need to pick someone who matches the image that fits ur lifestyle because it was no secret what kind of woman megan was.
Gabrielle messed up when she posted herself at his house. He probably warned her not to which is why she deleted it and he kept her around to see what she would do, hence her going private. Then she went public again and was leaving hints like the red white and blue tie on the dog and all that
Megan was lowkey which is why they stayed together so long. We don’t know what kind of arrangement they had because Megan probably wanted it that way as well. Now overtime, something might’ve changed. He started following other girls and liking their posts so they likely agreed to just end it
His family didn’t like Megan much anyways which I think is a deal breaker for him since he seems very family oriented. One of those “if my mom doesn’t like you then that’s a problem” type guys
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Speaking about Mito, what the heck is Naruto fandom (and frankly Kishimoto) tendency to put Uzumaki women's achievements to their men? Minato learned ALL his sealing jutsu from Kushina yet Kushina was never given the front stage and Minato (and Jiraiya, ugh) are the ones that got heralded as Sealing Master. Naruto fans are quicker to call fcking Orochimaru as Sealing Master than Kushina. Don't get me started on what they did to Karin I swear women in general are treated badly in Naruto fandom but Uzumaki women's treatments are just deplorable
F***ing mood
The women get no respect for their skills. Even Hashirama is heralded for his healing techniques, ignoring that his healing techniques are for himself only where the tuings tsunade has learned and created are used to heal herself AND others
It’s gross
The girls just exist to prop up the boys and make them better and then get ZERO recognition
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Sonic headcanons
Sonic has a house, hidden away in some place he’s never shown anyone, not even Tails. He rarely visits it, and the house is full of ‘‘junk’’ from his adventurous , such as his soap shoes from SA2, both of the books from the storybook games, Chip’s neck bracelet thing and so on.
Sonic carries a camra where ever he goes.
Sonic can hold his liquor quite well compared to his tiny size.
Sonic is taller then shadow bc. Shadows shoes have heals so with out them sonic is tecnelly taller.
Sonic is actually introverted.
Sonic has adhd and insominia.
Sonic is multilunguel.
Sonic was seletcive mute as a child, and now as a teen when he gets really stressed/scared or overwhelmid he stops speaking completely.
Sonic knows sign langoue.
Sonic hates physical contact and ralerey ever does/alows someone to do it.
Sonic and Sally are still very close but only as friends. And Sally is very bussieie with her work as princess.
Sonic swears like a fcking sailor, but due to the fact most of his friends are younger than him(exp. Tails/Cream) or dislikes swearing he doesn’t swear in front of them.
Sonic is claustrphopic.
Sonic is so fcking bi.
Sonic can sing and play guitar.
Sonic loves to draw and wright in a journal he brings with him all over.
Sonic wrights songs but is too insecure to show them to anyone.
Sonic loves reading books, espcillay classic literature and true crime/crime.
Sonic has a very dark sense of humor.
If sonic wore pants he would 100% wear bright red booty shorts.
Sonic was homeless as a kid so he pickpocket a lot, and sadly that has become a small habit that he trying to stop.
Sonic can actually be really scary if you push the right buttons.
If Sonic was human his natural hair color would be dark brown.
Sonic does not tell people when he’s injured.
Sonic is left handed.
Sonic has this ongoing joke to tell people his birthday is different dates.
Sonic has claws and he paints them colurfull all the times, he also lets Cream paint them.
The reason Sonic always takes naps is bc he dosent sleep probarleyer .
Sonic has the worst eyesight out off all the cast, he needs classes but they break when he runs so he just dosent wear them, and only Tails know he needs them.
Sonic due to living alone in the wild since a younge age, loves to eat bugs. The others are grossed out by this except Knuckles who also grew up eating bugs.
Sonic hates coffe but loves energy drinks.
Some of my headcanons :)
#sonic the hedgehog#sth#sonic#shadow the hedgehog#miles tails prower#knuckles the echidna#amy rose#human sonic#sonic fandom#sonic headcanons
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