#it's fine for it not to be your book. dont fucking go teehee it all sucked except for the hennessy parts. AKA THE WHOLE FUCKING BOOOOOOOKK

[crimeronan]

why do people say "ronan and hennessy were the only thing that made mi good" as if the book is not literally completely 100% about them with 80% of the plot being specifically their POV and about their interpersonal relationship. yeah ronan and hennessy made mi good because..... it's a good fucking book???? that's about them???? and about how fucked up and upsetting and tragic they are???? "oh if this book about a tragic earthshattering platonic divorce arc had less earthshattering platonic divorce it wouldnt be good" ......OKAY???? WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY HERE. WAS HENNESSY NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER??? DID WE READ DIFFERENT FUCKING BOOKS. AM I BEING GASLIT I FEEL LIKE I'M BEING GASLIT.

[cerealmonster15]

Heyyyyy *tucks hair behind ear* can we get more Third Year poly? 😃

HELL YEAH LET'S GO sorry in advance if me saving an ask as a draft causes any tumblr glitches or if i missed any autocorrect/typos bc i did some of this on my phone late at night 🕺 also this is mostly just going to be me Blabbing Forever til i get tired or hit some sort of limit so WOOHOO THIRD YEAR DIVORCE POLYCULE TIME!!!

a readmore because there is a Lot of Text and Screenshots and Doodles so. it is a long post. SORRY.

i have so many twst thoughts just floating in my brain at all times so i didnt know where to start, but i did peek on your blog and see trey clover postings + trey/malleus which gives me the starting point of FIRELIT SKY OVER SANDS EVENT MY BELOVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a big W for trey/cater/malleus community [and also jamil had fun interactions with them but SORRY JAMIL THIS IS ABOUT THE THIRD YEARS RIGHT NOW!!!!]. i love that event So Much. that's the main place i can recall trey and malleus interacting and also they both had so many good moments w/cay... i love that cater calls them all -kun in the japanese dialogue, even malleus who so many people are scared of. hes like teehee no you still get hit with friendly cute honorific beam <3 i think malleus' main entryways to whatever the hell the third years have going on is via treycay for marriage but also, of course, his insane divorce beams with leona. and then when he heals vil in book 6 there's no escaping the polycule. best of both worlds welcome to the family LOL

anyway it's so fucking funny that cater and trey are like the normal class citizens having shock after shock of their lives in this event, being exposed to kalim's way of life and then whatever the hell comes out of malleus' mouth jfklsjdfls. anyway the scene where they get dressed in that event is everything to me like i thought about this dialogue for So Long

like hello. Flirting. malleus telling cater he looked Bright Like Fireworks changed me as a person like i literally NEVER got over that line. And then caters like EXCUSE ME OTHER HUSBAND QUIT BEING A WALLFLOWER!!!! silly. Also

This is soooo cute caters like “hehehehe I danced with Trey in the fancy ballroom” and grim is like “wow you bitches are having too much fun 😒” ??? Like a hater I guess LOL. But Trey gets so shocked and embarrassed about it going NO I DIDNT DANCE CATER JUST PULLED ME AROUND!!! like bro it’s grim 😭just admit you love your boyfriend it's FINE!! it’s so silly lol.

but also i was so mad at them in that one scene where cater was like "omg it's the fruit that makes you friends forever if you take a pic let's take a pic!" AND THEY ALL SAID NO. WHAT THE HELL. BETRAYAL AND AGONY cater got stuck with the "dont take a picture of me i dont like having my picture taken" squad 😒 jade wouldve done it. if he were here. sorry this aint about him either FSDLKFJSKLG trey clover you have let cay take pics w/you on several occasions why'd you have to shut down his fruit. ill kill u. sjkflJKFLDJSKLF JK JK aside from that. very cute stuff.

Spices !!! lol i love that cater apparently just keeps pointing them out to trey like umm teehee doesnt that one sound sooo tasty and fun to cook with <3??? and treys like ok yes i will cook for you forever. because i love cooking and i love you. jkfdlsjfklsdj and then malleus is so funny to me hes like wow clover sure knows a lot about spices. i dont know anything about spices 😔 WHYS HE LOOK SO CRESTFALLEN ABOUT IT?? idk why that's so funny to me but it IS Lol. it's ok malleus just. marry into the polycule and trey can do all the spice IDing for you idk 👍 malleus draconia looming in the shadows of clover bakery watching his beloved normie husband bake. Hell yeah brother.

cater teaching malleus to take pics and using his hip cool teen slang that confuses him is soooo cute ough i love them. like i started shipping them i think specifically from the PE story where cay wanted a pic of malleus and malleus was TEASING HIM by running around and being all evasive, so i love that it comes back around here with more photography bonding lol. and then cater 👀 talking about malleus' music and commenting on the more melancholic vibes... this line marinates in my mind for now, i actually forgot about that one. i am 🔍 thinking a little more about how cater sometimes gets those implications and scenes where he himself is a little more on the melancholic and loner side of things, and i do think that's another point as to why i like to put him with characters like malleus and idia [also leona??] lol because i think it could be interesting to put cay in his somewhat less performative state [not to say his ENTIRE character is an act, there are layers here, but omg if i start going into my cater diamond thoughts again we'll be here forever so i will not get into that rn LOL]

anyway i would like to see cater and malleus play music together. i think there's a line somewhere - i wanna say cater's pop/light music club card had a homescreen line? where he says something about how he wanted to try a ballad out but lilia and kalim were a lil too wild hyped up or maybe that the three of them could never settle on one genre lol i forget exactly. but i think malleus with his knowledge of Stringed Instruments In General [he has a guest room line where he's just like. yeah if you have any stringed instruments i can play those. he doesnt specify which ones so i guess he just knows All Of Them. Okay.] + cater on HIS stringed instrument, the guitar... they'd be a cute little music duo. i reckon the style of music mal plays isnt what cay's used to but i think he could be into it once he's used to it. he's making that expression in the second part there ^ that doesnt look particularly off put or really anything extreme, but like hes just Thinking about it. pondering if you will. me when i over analyze one little dialogue and facial expression flkjfklsjfKLJFDSKLJF. They’re even matching their closed eyes thinking pose….

you will find my thoughts about 3rd years and also twst in general skew HEAVILY towards heartslabyul centric thoughts because. i spend the most amount of time thinking about them and who they interact with LOL like omg i know malleus and leona fight a lot but i actually genuinely struggle to remember specific instances of it besides that one laundry saga with like the ceremony robes mix up thing JFSKLFJKSDL but i sure can talk for many paragraphs about like, one off dialogues they have with cater diamond specifically.

Trey feels like a trophy husband LOL I mean not really but also kind of. Mostly bc I remember one of his cards has a home screen line where he’s like “yeah I’m the vice housewarden but it’s really decoration bc riddle does all the work himself” <- Trey when he downplays his own contributions. but also when you look at all the other third years they’re all SO MUCH and treys kinda just chillin. He keeps everyone fed while they do their antics 🫡 i also love that Trey is more or less the one with the least hostile bonds of the third years shfjcngng everyone’s fighting for their lives but Trey clover is cool. I mean Idia did list him and rook in his top 10 scary vice dorm leaders or whatever the fuck it was he said in one of the beans events LOL but ASIDE FROM THAT. god i love Idia he is so strange.

Anyway Trey and cay are soul mates bonded for life in my eyes so they are a package deal integrated into the divorce vortex of third years djffngbgbght like Trey is besties with cater and they were roomies for two years. He’s science besties with rook and they keep buddying up during events together. Vil praised him in vils lab coat story and even was convinced by Trey to take a break and have the cake he brought over lol, and I think??? That’s also where he was like “hmm I’d like to have you as pomefiores pastry guy 🧡” or whatever??? and he was like Ha Ha No Thanks I Dont Want To Do Calorie Calculations fkljdsfklsd. silly. Malleus seems impressed with treys dedication to his craft or at least bc he knows what spices are lol. i feel like theres a gap in my mind when i try to remember malleus and trey talking outside of the sands event.... also the coconut thing was funny in that event where malleus just busted one open with his bare hands and trey was like WHAT THE FUCK!!! i dont remember anyone else's reactions but i am p sure trey at least was. shaken to his core with how wild that was LOL. anyway. I think Idia finds Trey scary bc he finds everyone scary but also sees trey as the normie type guy who is good at socializing and seems unassuming on the surface but is concealing HIDDEN POWER??? I can’t remember if that’s something he actually said or if that’s my headcanon lol. Leona and Trey interact quite a bit in playful land event but I still don’t wanna say too much in case that’s spoilers for eng only people!! But Leona always has that smug smirking TENSION VIBES when he talks to his fellow third years like that bastard is trying to speedrun the marriage and divorce at the same time. He has Trey and cater in his sights actually I doodled that once I gotta find it

it was on a post about second years so i cropped it but i also left some of them in bc i think my joke was like teehee third year divorce polycule that riddle thinks is strange despite also kind of being in a divorce polycule himself with like. the fish and jamil at the very least KLFDJSKLFJKGLH but we cant get into the second years right now this aint about them WE DONT HAVE TIME!!! actually lemme see what other images i can post before i hit a limit just by skimming thru my drawing tag

heres rookvil ft leona re: rook and vil's bond when rook was still a savanaclaw and then transferred to pomefiore,,, i want to know what it was like in savanaclaw with both leona and ROOK lkfjdslf

this was something i drew after book 7 part 111 or something, i was watching the youtube fan translation so i guess it is maybe not out in engtwst yet but no context dont worry about it. dont. dont worry about it. idia and malleus.

cater rook smoochie doodle :]

classes 2c and 3b my beloveds... i am also realizing as i skim thru my drawing tag that i draw. a lot of Second Years skfjsdljgh

CAYTOBER JUMPSCARE!!!! every year in october i do a cater doodle every day because I Love Him and hes fun to draw. this one included lurking malleus, for some reason. i like when he looms behind people but hes kinda just. gripping cater by the shoulders here KLFDSJFKLG?? whatever it's fine

ALSO TREYS BIRTHDAY IS DURING CAYTOBER SO HE GETS TO HAVE DAY 25!!!! we are once again in the cater skewed territory lol

LITERALLY why do cater and vil feel like such a RAREPAIR!!!! there's a line in jpntwst in vil's R card standard uniform story with him and cater, and in the original cater's like "woahhh your eyelashes are sooo longggg [gets in his space] haha for a moment i thought about dating you~!" and vil's response is more or less "ok well you should know that dating me would be very EXPENSIVE." and caters like aw bummer hehe <3 or something like that. something along those lines. engtwst changed it to cater saying something more like "ohhh woah your eyelashes are so long for a sec i thought i was dreaming~" and vil says "well you should be glad there's not a price for dreaming about me" or whatever. honestly still a little gay but def NUKED >:[

but also while i have you here i have to talk about the cater milf enjoyer line that they ALSO nuked EVEN MORE than the dating vil line that NO ONE TALKS ABOUT i swear to god let my guy be bisexual. it's not related to the third year polycule thing but i just want to talk about it. anyway in i think either cater or trey's ceremony robes story[i mix them up bc theyre both in each other's 🧡 but i think it was probs cater's?], when cater and trey are watching the sorting ceremony and doing their game together about guessing which dorm each student will be in [btw so cute theyre playing a game together lol i love u treycay my BELOVEDS] anyway they see epel go up, and debate on if he will be in heartslabyul or not. i believe in the original theyre talking about how epel's pretty and cater's like "ooooh i bet he has older sisters~! or if he doesnt have sisters, he at least has a mom~ HEHE JKJK" like. hello. FJKSDJFLDSJGKLFJ i think treys just like 😑 about it LOL god. but then in engtwst they CHANGED IT!!!! to cater commenting that epel "looks like he does his dishes" and trey was like "you just want him in heartslabyul so he will do your dishes 😑" which is so. like. huh>????? that boy looks like he cleans up after himself and does his dishes. GIRL HELLO why does that. wh. that's such a drastically different line from before lol. like at least with the vil one it was still honestly a similar ballpark, cuz cay seemed like he was going "wow youre soooo gorgeous i thought i was dreaming~" which still feels flirty even tho they took out the DATING line, like im still mad about it but it couldve been worse i guess. wow vil you look like you do your dishes KLFJDSKLFJLK

anyway. cater and vil are so interesting to me. like a lot of times vil is rolling his eyes and calling cater out for his superficial tendencies because yeah, to be fair, cater DOES Have a habit of sweet talking to try and get something out of it - like magicam clout. HOWEVER ill defend to my death that theyre not ONLY interacting like that and they do sometimes get along jfklsdjfl specifically in the halloween events, like the first two halloweens and then also theyre both in the puppet playful land event, which is i guess not halloween in universe BUT it's twst's halloween event lol, and they DO get along and work well together in those!!! i think vil likes cater fine and doesnt mind him, but he will just call him out like he would anyone else if theyre doing something he doesnt agree with / hes like [sonic voice] IVE FOUND YOU FAKER!!! but when cater's not being suspicious hes not got reason to be aggro.

ace jumpscare!!! this was directly from a guest room fight i had between trey and cater and then ace was also there just chillin while his dorm parents tried to kill each other :3

but it's ok i also drew them smooching jsdklfjsdlgjh this all also tells me i need to draw some non cater third year ships!!!! well i will still draw cater. but i will also draw Other Ones because I LIKE THOSE TOO i just jkfjslejfk

ok this post is getting too long so i am going to cut myself off now but FIRST!!! i feel like my stoopid caterella multiverse ideas probably also applies because there are a lot of third year branches involved in that one LOL . and ummm some fics ive written for third years hmm what do i have...

this one is cater/idia and it's one of my more recent fics and tbh one of my current favorite ones ive written so far lol.

some short leona/cater sorry these ARE all going to be cater related jkljfdkslfj when it comes to fics the main things i write are something cater or something jamiazu KJSDFKLS

this one technically isnt ships but i think i reference a few, it's cater and leona hanging out and then also trey and vil are there lol

trey/cater fic about them getting together when they go to rook/vil's wedding

and then this is the only cater/malleus i've written somehow despite having drawn them a lot over the years and them being one of my early twst ships... i think about them a lot why havent i written more for them...

i also have never written cater/vil which is a crime. i tend to pair treycay with rookvil and i just hfsdhgskljel the four of them. lock them in a room together study them under a microscope forever. theyre the most married section of the overall polycule in my mind lol the least likely to fight but they will probably still bully each other for funsies sometimes because they ARE still nrc students <3

ok ok ok i am dragging myself away from the keyboard. cerealmonster talk about something that is less heartslabyul centric challenge level IMPOSSIBLE!!! sorry i like all of them but i just have heavy bias towards my fave dorm forever LOL JKSLFJSDL

[mansion-of-haunts]

{Since i got to infodump about my favorite jashlings, I wanna know ur headcanons for [whichever jashling you love the most]!!}

TEEHEE I HAVE A LOT

1. soul

• somewhere between shaniac and boogara {fuck if i know ghosts are real mate}

• he vocal stims the most, occasionally he stims with his hands but doesnt do it often because it hurts his already bad wrists (also sometimes when he squeezes his wrists the bones pop back into place and he treats it like its a normal thing that everyone has. it is not)

• his most common vocal stims are just talking to himself while doing mundane tasks like doing the dishes

• he talks to inanimate objects like they can hear him

• is flat footed and as a result has bad knees and ankles from his foot rolling in, he uses his trident as a cane sometimes on bad pain days because he refuses to wear inserts to correct anything

• he glows slightly. not as much as mind or heart, about as much as your average star (mind glows the brightest and heart reflects light from his surroundings. sun and moon haha)

• he calls heart “mucka” and he calls mind “blucka”, theyre his own personal nicknames for the two. also minds personal nickname for soul is pandora [do not lose hope] and hearts personal nickname for soul is polaris (the wayfinding star)

• hes semiverbal

• he has one comfort food at a time and at times wont eat anything else, except what that food is changes on a monthly basis and not even he knows what it is half the time

• chickens chickens chickens. obviously

• debated with himself fiercely for a week on whether or not to send heart to apathy. i have a fic in the works about that actually (holds up my blank word doc)

2. whole

• he likes to go on nice long walks at ungodly hours. it freaks his friends out when his phone pings 2 miles away from his house at 1 am

• he has alexithymia argue with the wall /silly (they all do actually. just like me fr)

• sleeps with a stuffed animal (or two) (or 13) (just like me fr)

• AWFUL posture

• “oh its may? dont care! THIS IS HALLOWEEN THIS IS HALLOWEEN PUMPKINS SI-”

3. do the gws count as jashlings dont care have some hawkins headcanons

• hawkins saw silver pop the collar of his coat up and started doing it too (also picked up saying “you may lay to that”). after the apple barrel he stopped popping his collar and stopped himself when saying that real quick

• hes the defacto “person to go to when you need a hug” because hes always down for one. adam especially picks him up and gives him spine crushing hugs. he doesnt mind it

• he has trouble communicating with words so he subs in sound effects and wild gestures, hes a very fun storyteller

• listen. LISTEN. i KNOW that in the book they are all pasty white british boys but i dont CARE. hawkins is mexican to me. silver says “whats say you join us, lad, and have a share in that there treasure” and hawkins does the “*clicks tongue* aahhhh” like that one gabriel iglesias skit and silver goes “fine never you mind”

[chryzure-archive]

im sorry abt your surgery, ill be there in spirit to hold your hand if you need it <3 wishing you the best and hopefully its just a scare and nothing to worry too much abt!!

as for asks...

i always love your music taste so, 5 songs youve had on repeat lately that make you think of chryzure + chrysijacks? also, if they were each a pair of unlikely animal friends (ie, a pig and a monkey lol) which ones would they be? def feeling rabbit and cat for chryzure.

this question is a very self-indulgent one cus ive been going thru a huge superhero phase but, if they were superheroes which ones would they be? this could either be made-up or existing superheroes-- personally, i think chrysi would be an AMAZING black cat/felicia hardy, she has the white hair and the dark aesthetic to match it :3 i def think azure would be a mutant/x-men (no particular reason, it just seems to match him?) and jacks... well, jacks is just giving me deadpool energy. slutty antihero? i think yes. it'd be cool to know what kind of superhero abilities youd assign to them tho :33

thank you 🖤 please hold my other hand though, they’re cutting up my right one 🤧 hopefully there’s nothing to worry abt since my family has a history of the weirdness w/o the cancer..

chryzure songs:

so good right now // fall out boy (wanted the whole album to make me think of chrysigil, then it jst wound up being chryzure and chrysijacks coded…)

xyz // technoplanet (vv specific vibe, idk why, but instrumentals like this make me go crazy, go wild)

anicent history // the crane wives (teehee! in agony thinking abt them separated)

in my head // mike shinoda, kailee morgue ((bonus song, still alive // demi lovato because screamvi brainrot real….. jst saying the au goes wild!))

cartoon people // billie marten (the vibes themselves……)

chrysijacks songs (he’s more annoying):

chapstick // coin (sorry, juno…:(( sorry jacks ruined this for you)

summer // circadian clock, baethoven (biting him!)

blood in the cut // k.flay (sorry juno pt.2)

hold my like a grudge // fall out boy (part-time soulmate, full-time problem too real for chrysijacks…)

121U // day6 (I DONT WANT TO WANT YOU I DONT WANT TO LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!)

chryzure is kittybunny lovers all the time… they are doing this right now:

chrysijacks is kitty and fox… sorry, the legend of the archer and the fox is actually abt chrysijacks and chrysi’s the archer and jacks is the fox!! idk what was going on in the books, get ur facts right!

((more proof is that i had a chrysijacks song called the fox before the book came out + the lyrics imply jacks not wanting to be the fox and hunted down by the archer… explain this 🤨))

oh my god, i looked up black cat and you’re RIGHT, that’s sooo chrysi??? esp the probability thing… explains why azure’s gotten such bad luck over the years.

if i were to make chrysi her own superhero, hmmm….. i feel like she’d summon ghosts and stuff… ??????? idk, i’ve never thought abt it 🫢 i mean, the funniest option is totally that she can bring back the dead and summon ghosts and stuff, but she never fucking uses that in favor of bashing ppl’s heads in w a baseball bat. OH, wait, her fated abilities include causing fear and giving nightmares, so maybe i could do something like that!!! she can keep the ghost summoning thing if she wants. idk what name i’d give her. it’s so hard coming up w a good superhero name. nightmare is too basic + i’m sure there’s thousands of ppl w that superhero name 💀 oh well!

AZURE WOULD SOOOOO HAVE X-MEN VIBES. he gets to go to a special little mutant school and have like minded peers… little special princess boy 🙄 SOME people learned they inflict fear on ppl and had to deal with it ALONE, but it’s fine. it’s rlly okay.

his powers probably are jst spatial manipulation, but he’s good enough at it that it looks like it’s jst telekinesis… and also teleportation :) jst the idea of him tricking ppl he has one power when it’s actually another makes me go crazy, go wild!!! idk what his title would be either. this is HARD, how do comic book writers do it!!!

yes. jacks is a whore. fuck him. i want him dead in a ditch. his powers are making ppl love him and want to obey him? rlly? he gets everything handed to him on a platter???? killing him killing him killing him!!!! he’d be the villain that chrysi and azure have to take down first, but they get there and jacks is jst rlly lameand they’re like, “…….. okay, guess we’ll leave you alive….?” and now he’s a thorn in their side that doesn’t leave ://////

[hwangskz]

excuse me, do you have a boyfriend? | bad boy! felix

so i was lurking on tumblr at 5am a few days ago and got inspired for this by @chenle 's anon lmao thank u i guess skjshd

• "are you jamaican? 'cause jamaican me fall for you ;)" - you know who

• u read another note from the same guy who's been following u around for quite a few weeks now

• and as u slam ur locker shut (trying to look cool (⌐■_■))

• but then

• "hello there"

• "JSHSBA AAAAAA-"

• "OH MY GOD IM SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO SCARE U !!!! IT'S JUST ME !!!!! FELIX !!!!!"

• there goes ur cool aura o(╥﹏╥)o

• "from the next time, TELL ME UR THERE BEFORE U FUCKIN ATTACK BITCH"

• "i ???? just spoke ????"

• "ur voice is enough to give me shivers shut up-"

• and he nears ur face and just wriggles his eyebrows up and down causing u to roll ur eyes

• "shut up i didn't mean that in the other way-"

• "yeah, um, sure"

• u could only roll ur eyes at him at this point

• "also im not jamaican?? im korean, dude" - you, as u look at felix with confusion

• "JSHSB NO I KNOW!!!! but ur still making me fall for u ;))" - felix, as he throws a wink at u in the end, and u pretend to gag on it which makes him cutely laugh

• u never really understood felix's deal w you, u know????

• like, yeah u remember bumping into a guy after u had joined ur school for about a month and u were late for ur maths class

• and honestly u would have loved to help him pick up whatever papers that fell down (that belonged to him) but NUH UH BITCH UR NOT STAYING 15 MINS AFTER CLASS AGAIN JUST TO CATCH UP ON WHAT U MISSED

• u had once learned that if something's gone, then that's just how it is gonna be. gone.

• so who are u to change laws HUH

• but while u were rushing this boy just???? stops u????

• "excuse me, do you have a boyfriend?"

• first thought : what... the fuck

• second thought : WHAT THE FUCK DID THIS RANDOM STRANGER JUST ASK

• that may have sounded agressive but u WERE FUCKING BLANK

• "w-wait, what?"

• "a-ah, sorry that must've been too direct... i'm lee felix! and i think ur cute"

• bro

• how the FUCK are u straightforward

• "because ur cuteness made :D"

• u dont even know HOW but felix just ended up sticking his nose in ur business with u after that

• his friends never minded??? tho???

• "hey chan i hope u don't feel weird when felix stays with me for too long,,,"

• "?????? y/n!!! i would never oml!!! it's completely fine! u can have 'lix! romantically too, teehee"

• looking at it from felix's side,

• he was carrying the extra sheets back to his science class when he bumped into u

• he obv knew u were a girl because of ur voice when u were talking to urself about getting late

• so u know how in movies and shows and books, they all say that u'll meet the loyl after bumping into them and then u both will gather the papers together and all that stuff

• well that did happen

• ...except that u just ran away without a sorry or anything???

• so felix just sat there in silence for about 3 seconds before dashing to u and, well, asking if u have a boyfriend

• to be honest, this wasn't really the first time he's seen u, u know

• yall have the same english class and he sits right behind u

• he's admired u from behind before

• but probably his Bad Bitch Side decided to show up that day because this boy is actually just a softie behind that bad boy personality jshsjshs

• but seeing u react like that, with ur cheeks all flushed he just :((( GOD he fell in love w u more

• back to the present

• now u know how i mentioned that yall have the same english class???

• well, felix knows ur existence in that class

• however,,,u cant say the same about his tho

• so when u walk into ur class today ur ??? surprised???? when u see felix sitting in ur seat????

• "????? are u stalking me????"

• felix chuckles as he moves aside to make space for u to sit down, which u do

• "can't believe u didn't know we share a class together"

• ":OOOO WE DO?"

• the thing is that u just looked so focused on the topics that felix just didn't have enough heart to break ur concentration from it, yk

• "that's one really stupid excuse"

• "y/N-"

• however, that day in class, u couldn't help but look at felix

• how his eyes sparkled when he gave the right answer and everyone awed at his english skills

• how he showed u his new pencil pouch that had his favorite cartoon character drawn on it and cutely laughed again

• how he kept quoting vines to u and then just laughed heartily again

• are u taking a liking towards felix?

• maybe it had been a really long time since u had been zoned out because the next thing u know felix is shaking u by ur shoulders (very slightly, cautiously, in order to not hurt u accidentally)

• "y/n? hey? u there?"

• u blink ur eyes several times as u look around the class, trying to get a better view, at what looked like ur classmates leaving for their home

• u pack up ur stuff and ur ready to go before felix tugs on ur hoodie sleeve

• jesus CHRIST who taught him to be this cute

• "do u wanna walk home, maybe..?"

• u would have rejected the offer

• "sure"

• maybe that answer was just lying on the tip of ur tongue

• maybe u are taking a liking towards felix

• so yall are on ur way to ur home, in silence

• not that it was awkward

• it felt nice like this

• it felt nice to be with him, like this.

• "hey y/n?"

• "hm?"

• he looks over at u, making sure u know he's sincere about whatever he's gonna say next

• "aren't u tired of me?"

• ??????

• "what do u mean 'tired' of you?"

• "i mean, i'm always lurking around u. never with my friends. i'm always trying to talk to u, disturb u. how have u not gotten rid of me yet?"

• u think for a moment

• think about the time when u first met him

• well obviously u were disturbed

• but u didn't mind it tho

• and unlike other times when u felt lonely, he actually made it feel like someone really had ur back

• even if he kept pushing through ur shell

• actually

• ur pretty fucking glad he did

• "because i like being with you."

• and FELIX JUST SKBSBS STOPS WALKING AND GOES ??????

• "??????? DONT U HATE ME THO"

• "never said that." - you, as u turn around trying to open ur door

• and there he goes again, mouth hanging open and his heart beating at full speed once again because of u

• “wh- in what SENSE DO U LIKE BEING WITH ME-”

• “i’ll leave it to ur imagination”

• and like that, u just turned around and closed the door to ur house, leaving a burning red felix behind

• next day when u reached ur school, u went to ur locker, yk, waiting for the day to go on like a normal one

• except... it wasn’t

• felix stood in front of ur locker, a bright smile on his face and a bag of chocolates in his hand

• “y/n!!!!!! good morning!!!!! ヾ(＠⌒▽⌒＠)ﾉ !!!!”

• “felix what are u doing in front of my lo-”

• he didn’t even let u finish before he shoved the chocolates in ur face

• “i brought something for u!!!”

• and like this, the entire day, felix was acting ESPECIALLY clingy to u

• u didn’t mind it tho

• but before school ended today

• “y/n! wait for me!”

• u look up to see a familiar face

• namely. hwang hyunjin

• running towards u

• “hey! it’s been a while, huh” - you, as u stand facing him now

• he pulls his bag over and gives u a hug, slightly startling u

• “yeah... also, y/n? can i, uh, ask u something..?”

• u nodded slightly, unsure of what he’s gonna say next

• “are u seeing someone?”

• u go silent for a moment

• ur first thought : felix

• but then again, u think, ‘does he even like me for real..?’, so so so many thoughts all about felix are going on in ur head

• so hyunjin continues

• “if not, would u like to go somewhere tomorrow-”

• “she didn’t answer u, did she? then why don’t u take a hint, and leave?”

• u look towards ur right to see the person who had occupied ur mind

• YALL ALREADY K N O W THIS IS LEE FELIX

• “felix you don’t need to-”

• “is s/he/they your girl/boyfriend/partner?”

• this was just a question from hyunjin, so why did make you stop talking?

• why did it do something to your heart?

• “yes.”

• and with that, felix takes ur hand in his and walks away from the school building, but not very far as u pull away from his grip

• “felix? why would you say something that isn’t true-”

• “because i want it to be!”

• you can’t even form words now at this point honestly

• WHAT IS A WORD Y/N L/N DOESNT WHAT A WORD IS

• felix continues

• “i want it to be true, y/n! from day one, when i first met you in class, till today, i only thought of being with you. i even confessed to you, so so so many times, and you said no. well, that’s fine. but what isn’t fine is that.. you never believed me. you never believed the love i had for you. why? is this really too much to ask for? can’t you ever just believe me?”

• u have no clue what made u do this

• but you stepped closer and said

• “i didn’t answer you, right? didn’t you say just a few seconds before that if the person doesn’t answer, the other should take the hint and... leave?”

• u had never seen felix’s eyes tear up like that

• not even that time when he got a huge bruise on his hand because he tried to save u from that ball in the baseball game that had headed towards u

• and it makes something in u ache

• and ur about to take back ur words when

• “if this makes u better, then that’s that, i guess. goodbye, y/n.”

• and like all cliche films u try to pull him back, but guess he’s just really fast. because now? u only see an empty road

• and guess he really meant that goodbye, because now, u can’t even find him

• u even went to chan if he had seen felix

• so many times of the day, but

• “sorry, y/n. i haven’t seen him yet :(”

• was all that u got as an answer from him

• honestly? at this point, u didn’t even know if u liked felix or not

• “from the looks of u, maybe yeah u do.”

• u look up to see chan smiling and taking his seat beside u

• “look, y/n, i might be a very ignorant person sometimes, but i couldn’t ignore the look of sadness on felix’s face that day. we’ve known each other for quite a long time now, you know? but this is the first time i had ever seen him so in love with someone. 

• being the popular kid of the school, he still was very polite to people. i still remember when he told he felt something for a girl in his class. i just chuckled thinking it might just be a small crush.... but it wasn’t. it isn’t just a small crush for him now, y/n.”

• ur heart just.. physically hurts alot at this point

• “do u know where i can possibly find him?”

• “i’m not really sure, but u can try to look for him in the practice room. he would always be there when he’s down.”

• maybe there’s still a chance left

• “will he be there right now?”

• once chan answers u, u dash ur way to the practice room, not caring about the students who turned back to scowl at u

• u open the door

• and u might just cry

• because there he was, sitting in front of the mirror, legs crossed, hands tangled in his hair and head down

• “felix!”

• before this boy even gets the chance to answer u, u hug him ever so tightly, trying to ignore that he had slightly flinched at ur touch

• “y/n..?”

• u pull away, hands still wrapped around his waist, and speak out the words that felix had been longing to hear

• “i think i like- no wait. i like you ALOT BITCH”

• felix blinked twice before chuckling lightly and pulling u into a kiss

• and once, u felt so warm

• u sure were shocked at first, but when u kissed him back, felix smiled against ur lips

• when both of u pulled away, ur cheeks burning red

• and so were felix’s cheeks

• he looked down and spoke as he played with his hands, turning the ring around his finger several times

• “i thought u would never come..”

• “says the one who ran away.”

• “because YOU told me to leave!”

• it’s ur turn to look down now, because, damn he was right

• “i just- i’m sorry. i don’t even think i have an excuse for that, except that i couldn’t turn down hyunjin properly.”

• felix sighs and falls into ur arms again

• “did u know i was gonna confess to u that day?”

• “u confess to me everyday tho”

• “!!!! no i mean a serious confession. i was really gonna tell u, sincerely, this time. did chan hyung tell u?”

• u pull away and look at him with a confused expression on ur face

• “??????no????? in fact, he told me that u ‘might’ be here today”

• felix sighs out of relief

• “im glad he kept his promise and didn’t tell u beforehand that day. gotta get him a treat then.”

• “?????????bitch?????? IM COMING TOO”

• he laughs and holds u by ur shoulders as he speaks

• “obviously u’re coming. u’re my woman now, after all ;))))))”

• “oh no what have i got myself into”

[yourjughead]

Study Buddies

Synopsis: Your old boyfriend from highschool requests your help for studying a module, much to your current collage boyfriends dislike. Pairings: Jugheadxreader Requested: College AU x jealous Jughead Warnings: Fluff, angst, mentions of cheating and smut...much sin very sin (it's been awhile) A/N: not edited lol sorry ------------------------------------------------- ***=Jughead pov cause he'll be sees some stuff but not enough to change the pov hope it's not confusing but I'm lazy. Yn pov I was sauntering through campus after a long lecture, yearning for when I get home to snuggle up to my English majoring boyfriend and relax with my friends//housemates. Totally lost in my world with Jughead. “Yn!” Reggie's voice snapped me out of my daze. Oh God leave me alone Reggie. “Yes Reginald what do you want?” my pace quickened as he ran to catch up with me, crossing the quad. “Listen I'm really tanking this elective and you took it last semester and y’know we go way back to days in Riverdale I was wondering if you could help me” Reggie sounded half desperate. By way back he means dated. I dated the idiot. “Please yn, you used to tutor me all the time back in highschool, not much is different….well a few things are different but I really need your help I'm here on scholarship, please, I'll do anything!” “Leave jughead alone?” “Ah well yn everyone needs a hobby” he smirked and I shoved him. “Okay okay I'll leave Doris alone” I glared at him. “Alright alright I'll leave jughead alone” he put his hands up in surrender. “Fine but the second I say I want out, that's it, I'm gone, deal?” I put out my hand out to shake his and he took it but pulled me into a hug. ***I was looking for yn before my lecture, think we might coffee or someth….is that yn and Reggie….are they...are they hugging?! Okay calm down Jug maybe he needs resuitation or something. Oh shit late for my lecture*** ~~~~ Over the next few weeks I was spending increasingly more time with Reggie. Almost too much. He was magnetic, addicted to days well gone, simpler days. I missed him, missed his stupid company but when I was back with Jughead, oh when I was with Jughead it was nothing but love and respect and he was my everything, my always. I loved Jughead more than even possible to fathom, over two years building this relationship and I needed him but that didn't mean I couldnt also enjoy being around my ex boyfriend. Right? “So what do you think” Jughead shook me from my thoughts. “Huh what?” I looked up at him as we were cuddled into the couch. “I said dizzy, do you want to go to the cinema tonight? I swear youre always off in your own world these days.” He said slightly pulling from me to meet my eye. “Can't" “Why….wait wait let me guess Reggie?” He practically bit out Reggie's name, like a curse word. “Don't say his name like that jug” I moved completely from his arms, sitting up and turning to face him. “Why not yn?! Afraid I might hurt your new boyfriends feelings?!” Jughead said loudly before standing up. “Jug for God sake, stop being a child and calm down I'm helping him study! That's it!” My turn to stand. “Study? Are you sure that's all it is?! I see ye around campus you know? I see how ye are together! The amount of people who come up asking me if we broke up because they've seen you both so cosy together! Do you know what that's like?! Having people think you were cheated on?!” He was shouting now, “NO JUGHEAD I DONT BUT I DO KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE CHEATED ON AND I WOULDNT WISH THAT ON ANYONE!!! AND ID NEVER EVER DO THAT! ESPECIALLY TO YOU!” I storm off up the stairs before jughead can comment. How did he think Reggie and I ended? It wasn't exactly amicable. I ran into our room, slamming the door and throwing myself down on our bed. Now I'm acting like the child. Thankfully the rest of the gang were out, I couldn't deal with their shock and comments at us fighting, we never fight, not this seriously anyway. I scream into the pillow in utter frustration *Sms: Reginald: Can't come study tonight. I'm done. Youve laid the groundwork, you can finish your self. -7.40pm *Sms: YNN: come on Babe we're almost done!-7.42pm *Sms: Reginald: don't.ever.call.me.that.again.EVER. -7.43pm *Sms:YNN: Come on Babe I was going to stop this tonight but you know I still love you...i know you still love me....and I was thinking maybe we should try again….i know I fucked up in the past and it has been my biggest regret losing you to Wednesday….yn we could be together again.-7.45pm *Sms: Reginald: Reggie since I met Jughead I realised I didn't love you at all, I didn't know love till him. Don't talk to me again. I mean it.-7.46pm I threw my phone at the wall in total anger. How dare he say that! Tool. Trying to manipulate me! “Jug just leave me alone please” I called back to his light knocking on the door, that's not going to keep him out. I was right. He slowly sulked in before sitting on the edge of the bed, eyes fixed to the ground. I exhaled loudly before swinging my legs over the side of the bed to sit right next to him. I intertwined my fingers in his as we sat in silence. “Yn…” “Jug can we just..can we just sit.” I leaned my head on his shoulder. “no yn i need to tell you im really sorry for not trusting you….its just with your history together...i don't know...the thought of someone taking you from me when you're mine, I can't stand it, especially when it's that douche” “Yours? Am I a book on the shelf or something?” I half laugh. “no not like that...youre just mine.” He met my eyes before pulling me into a searing kiss, one of his hands slipping to my cheek. I moved back slightly further into the bed pulling jughead with me. 3rd person. Jughead followed your movement till he was on top of you. You rubbed your hands up and down his sides slowly as he used one of his hands to support himself, the other still cradling your cheek. “Jug” you break the kiss “Yeah?” He breaths “Show me I'm yours” his eyes darkened with lust at this as he attached himself onto your neck. He kissed and bit until he found your sweet spot. You moaned as he agressively bit and sucked your skin, relisihing in the sweet sensation. You pulled his shirt over his head before he helped you with yours. Jughead practically riped your bra from your skin leaving you bear as you kick off your pants and underwear in one. You paw at Jugheads pants to remove them, gladly obliging all the while you meet each other in passionate, if slightly sloppy kisses. You moan at the feeling of his buldge against your thigh. You run your fingers through his hair, knocking his beanie off and pulling his head down into your chest where he continues to mark you as his own, spurred on by more of your moans and with one of his hand playing with your clit, you are like putty. “Jug” you barely get out “Yes” he pulls from your neck. “I need you. Now” He winks before slipping two fingers inside of you and you gasp at the sudden sensation. Your hand reaches and meets his buldge before you start gently and then not so gently stroking it. He groans into your ear. With both of you unable to hang on anymore, Jughead slips inside you and you gasp at his length in your entrance, nails digging into his back. “Fuck me Jughead fuck me” with this he's begins pumping into you harshly as you moan scratching his back. Your back arches as he hits your g-spot perfectly. He begins cursing as he digs his arm into the bed alongside you giving him more support and thus more speed. “Oh yn you're so wet, youre fucking hot yn, my fucking yn,all mine” he groans into your neck as you begin snapping your hips to his, moans leaving you both frequently. Jughead kneels up pulling you into his chest, your legs wrapped around him as he continues bouncing you on his length both of you moaning messes. “oh fuck I'm going to come yn” he groans. “Come for me Juggy come for me baby” you purr as your own band begins to shorten. You kiss down his neck, marking him as you both gasp for air. The feeling of your walls tightening around his member sends him into overdrive as he comes inside of you, shouting your name and collapsing slightly on top of you. But not pulling out and continuing to move sloppily until finally you hit earth shattering status shorly after with the  band snaping, sending you swearing and screaming Jugheads names as your high is ridden out. Jughead roll over next you in a huffing mess. He pulls your trembling body into his and covers you both before taking a moment to catch his breath. “Note to self, jealousy Juggy is insane in bed” you are just about capable of breathing out. “Am I not always insane in bed?” He laughs. You kiss his lips again with love. “Meh youre alrgght” you smirk as he tickles you in punishment. “okay okay truce!” You laugh. “Besides i gotta help Reggie study” you pretend to get out of bed before Jughead catches you and drags you back in laughing.   “Oh you're never leaving me again” he grins. “Good” “Good” ----------------------------------------- Teehee Xx

[pinksweatergettingbetter]

alright mothers an fuckers lets get down to some PL vs AA

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alright so the last person who owned this game has 2 save files, one in the first and one in the third slot, both named chucky. one’s just past the tutorial, the other’s hanging around at some place called ‘knights garrison”

unnerving

i feel like I'm running into a creepy pasta

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a work of fiction eh

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oh fuck

accent guy no

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wee woo wee woo, here come the doll people of Layton Land

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oh shit

it’s fully voice acted. i wasn’t expecting this...

aw. i guess i cant do my voices... that stinks.

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“fuck you let me sleep forever”

i love him he's so grouchy

true wet blankie

voice wise i like Nick’s but I’m not as much a fan of Maya’s

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oh its not fully voiced! great. this is actually kinda nice– i get to do voices, and the dramatic moments have their own dialogue track

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ok now that I'm done laughing about the Puzzle memes being very accurate, it’s time to see if i can solve a fucking puzzle

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ok. im. already totally mystified. welp.

I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN

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once again my inability to parse things renders logic puzzles a bitch

it isn't helpful that they didnt detail the way the witches interact with the paths before submission but

(sigh) i knew the Layton sections would suck

not objectively, just for me because i’m ass at logic puzzles

my expertise lie in point and click adventures

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his name is CAR ACCIDENT

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carmine: I'm probably fucking dead pls help

layton: well i never!!

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layton: it is my belief that you are in quite considerable danger :)

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OH GENTLEMAN

WE GOT ONE FOLKS

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do towns have districts? i thought that was more of a city thing

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THE BOOK

YOU FOOLS

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now, once again, i do know some details about how this game concludes, and i must say I'm really curious about how the fuck this all works if its not actually magic

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EVIL BOOK ADDED TO INVENTORY

ok so this stained-glass window place is kind of like the logic interface? it stores all the things we’re wondering about at present..?

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very howls moving castle-y

also i appreciate the fuck out of these cutscenes

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Layton: ,,,yes, that was careless of us

boy this guy has cucumber coolness out the wazoo

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the Trunk eh

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hint coins are so satisfying to find

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aww moving is so cute

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holy fuck

that was one helluvan accident

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...i really hope they dont count how many tries you do the puzzles

BUT I DID IT

EAT SHIT

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OH OK

JUST SOME FUCKIN CTHULU SHIT

THATS FINE

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boy people sure like hiding money in lamps

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luke!! dont fall into diagon alley!

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Luke: this is bad professor!! theyre getting closer and closer!!

Layton: ...hmm................

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thats a magic cloak right there

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“Isn't this us, Professor?”

“Surely not– my ass is not that flat!”

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BADGERS

OMENS OF DEATH

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oh here we go

prologue to the AA part

ooh haven't heard that theme in a while

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camera: [pans up violently enough to physically ruffle espella’s very short skirt]

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oh thems drugged eyes

its in all the animes

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hmmm. so is this like a dual world thing where we exist both in our world and the world of Laborynthia at the same time or

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ooh english court is pretty

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dghfgsh i love nick’s voice so much

much better than Reigel

he’s just got the general feel of Phoenix down better, i think

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a cargo of badgers huh

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calling it now the badgers are full of jewels

this is straight up The Chipmunk Adventure territory

also i dont blame her for wanting something to cuddle after the shit she’s been through

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eee he’s doing his pick-up-quirks-from-other-people thing

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oh hey the save sound is the exact same sound as the original.

also thats interesting– there’s a hint system in place in the court sections as well

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whoa i wasnt expecting that epic an objection for the first contradiction

also im not sure if i like this remix of nick’s theme. it’s orchestrated but its not quite as crisp as i’d like...

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your chocolate bar sounds like a mouthful of chips mr smiley

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johnny just has a pile of bars behind him with one bite taken out of them

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i love this game but the decision to make the text roll off in this weird, halting way is making it really annoying to read out loud

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OW

MAYA WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FUCKING PIPE

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“I kind of like living, thanks”

its ok baby nothing can kill you

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“in my long, six month career

im crying so many good jokes in this game

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whoa phoenix’s shock animation is a lot more violent this game XD

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“This is my work outfit. It gets very hot in the kitchen, you know”

it’ll be hotter when you spill soup all over your exposed midriff and arms, babe.

...also is it really ok for you to be toting a meat cleaver around in court

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“I may be short, but I’m well-proportioned! And that’s what matters!”

oh maya

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“What does it matter which way she held it?” well for starters it would be impossible for her to hit you with it if she held it the way she did

“So the defendant attacked the witness holding the pipe backhanded...”

no, that just doesn’t work out, especially with her being so short. she’d have to be above Aldente to strike her that way, and even so it’s still an extremely cumbersome way to do that. You can only really hold a knife backhandedly

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wait a minute

they’re 

they’re pointing it out 

they’re saying it IS bullshit, they’re-–

s-something that makes no fucking sense, ACTUALLY makes no fucking sense!

its not a plothole! they’re calling it out!

i... i think I'm in love 

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that poor eel

also phoenix is a sea urchin again teehee

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fuckin’ knew it 

chipmunk adventure. 

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ok so wow. this is really amazing. maybe im being extra-complementary cause i just finished SOJ but... wow. everything from the soft colours and gorgeous lighting to the excellent cinematography to the fluid, interesting character sprites, to the pretty orchestral remixes to the fun and engaging writing, to the spectacular cutscenes... its all just so excellent it feels like a friggin gale of fresh air compared to SOJ

and this game came out in 2012. thats four years before SOJ, and just one before DD, and yet the difference is staggering. i don’t know if its a budget thing, or if its the director’s fault, but theres just something about the animation and camera angles thats so much better. everything is so smooth– no character ever jumps from animation to animation�� they slide into it naturally 

and the slow pan-up on Aldente as she got cornered was pretty good at conveying a real sense of anxiety 

plus, the fact that we don’t find out who tried to kill her is genuinely unsettling. PLvAA doesn’t need to be bloody or gorey to convey a sense of uneasiness or fear– just that lingering mystery of a fourth person– and where they disappeared to– is enough to give me the shivers. ...although it is 1 am and I'm prone to being nervey

i have only 2 tiny nitpicks, these being the sequencing of the music (cuts off very abruptly rather than fading away) and the odd way the dialogue halts all over the place for no reason

otherwise, sublime first case

ps- still love nick’s new voice. dreamy, if a little stiff 

pps- espella you cant just leave evil books lying around. 

[askthetotallynotcampcamp]

Nerris: *walking to school and bopping to music*

Harrison: *a p p e a r s behind nerris pew pew* *bOOM JUMPS IN FRONT OF NERRIS* Boo!

Nerris: JESUS CHRIST- oh hey Harrison! *kisses his cheek*

Harrison: Hey princess, what’re you listening to?

Nerris: for the 28282nd time, bad romance because it SLAPS

Harrison: Oh no, is that how you feel about me? I’m so hurt-! *:( but not actually*

Nerris: oh dont be like that idiot *playfully pushes him*

Harrison: I am using the cool drama techniques Preston taught me, shhh

Nerris: good job, you're learning from a professional *claps*

Harrison: *smooch smooch* I’m gonna beat you to school

Nerris: OH NO YOU WONT! *SPEED*

Harrison: *speedier*

His hat: *flies off*

Nerris: HA PEACE OUT HOMIE

Harrison: oh fUCK MY HAT *runs after his h a t*

Bully Bobby: *picks up harrison c a p* did you lose your stupid hat, magic boy?

Nerris: *turns around and walks back* BOBBY GO AWAY FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! *snatches his hat out of his hand*

Bully Bobby: oh boohoo, you’re standing up for the guy who killed his own brother?

Harrison: I didn’t kill my brother-!

Nerris: bobby, you take that back right now. Harrison did not kill his brother. You dont know what he has been through so you dont have the right to say anything!

Harrison: *:(*

Bully Bobby: what else does “disappear” mean? he killed his own brother when he was like, 12, and buried him in their yard!

Nerris: and you would know that how? You dont know anything about Harrison. Nothing. Have you been friends with him since you were like 11? No.

Bully Bobby: oh shut up-

Harrison: Bobby, just fuck off. *snatches hat from nerris and sHOVES it back on* i’m going to school *angee walking*

Nerris: thanks for that Bobby. Really needed that right now *flips him off and walks next to Harrison* hey you know you can go home if you want, you dont have to go to school. I'm sorry that just happened. Bobby sucks.

Harrison: no, i’m going to school, it’s just worse at home. *angee speed walking*

Nerris: hey, you could go to my house. You know my parents love you. I'll go with you if you want.

Harrison: *q u i e t talking* i didn’t mean to make my brother disappear :(((

Nerris: heyheyhey! It's okay Harrison. I know you didnt mean it, he knows you didnt mean it. I know you dont like talking about it and I'm sorry he brought it up.

Harrison: can we skip school so i don’t have to see bobby’s stupid face? i wish i could make him disappear *>:(*

hat: cap

Nerris: yeah! *spins around* let's go my good sir! *puts out her hand*

Harrison: *g r i p* will your parents be mad?

Nerris: nah, they're chill and my mom's at work. My dad is probably playing D&D with his pals

Harrison: *teehee* you used to be so into D&D it wasn’t even funny

Nerris: yeah yeah I know! I would go around camp "saying spells" and playing with dice all day- and I would fight with you like crazy *laughs*

Harrison: your stupid little hat and cape were so adorable, you were such a dork

Nerris: okay but your magic shows were so good, I'm still impressed

Harrison: I’m still good at magic, you know! *pulls out a f l o w e r*

Nerris: I know you're good at magic duhhhhhh

Harrison: can we watch a movie at your house? *puts the flower in nerris’s hair teeheehaw*

Nerris: oh my god yes! Any ideas?

Harrison: something distracting *boopboop*

Nerris: alrighty!

-at her house-

Nerris: hey dad! *drops her bag on the floor*

Harrison: hello mr. nerris’ dad!!!

Nerris dad: hey kids!

Nerris: *runs upstairs to her room* tally-ho!

Harrison: *runs into nerris’ room and LEAPS onto her bed kapowie*

Nerris: jeez are you in love with my bed or something?

Harrison: no idiot, i’m in love with you *takes OFF HIS CAP*

Nerris: woah Harrisons getting serious hes taking off his cap

Harrison: Oh shut up “nerris the cute” *airquotes lmao*

Nerris: you're the one who agreed with the nickname at camp so *putting away books and crap*

Harrison: you’re going to put away books instead of laying down with meeeee?

Nerris: do you see the state of my room? It's a mess!

Harrison: do you see the state of ME?

Nerris: shhhh *hug*

Harrison: you make everything better, princess *hug :))*

Nerris: so *sits down* what do you wanna do

Harrison: uh, I dunno

Nerris: well you're the one who was whining because he wasnt getting affection

Harris’ phone: bring bring bring bring bring bring ava i just rekt u bring bring bring bring bring

Harrison: get my phone for me NERRIS

Nerris: okay! Oh shit it's your parents *gives him his phone*

Harrison: oh shit- hold up i’ll, uh be right back. *goes into the hALLWAY*

Nerris: *drawings*

Harrison: *>:”(* *s t o m p s back into nerris’ room* *>:(*

Nerris: what's wrong?

Harrison: my mother called and asked why i ‘wasn’t at school’

Nerris: pft, oh well. You can chill out here homie

Harrison: yeah, well, she’s coming over here apparently

Nerris: ughhhhh. I'll explain to her honey. *kiss uwu*

Harrison: *😳😳😳😳* i’m just nervous i guess- i should’ve shut off the stupid thing-

Doorbell: glipnorp

Nerris: I'll get it- coming! *runs downstairs and opens the door* hello!

Harrison’s mummy: Hello, is Harrison here?

Nerris: okay I can explain. Harrison we getting made fun of and i stood up for him and he really wanted to go home so we came here.

Harrison’s mummy wummy: right, and how does he know you? where is he now?

Twerker: i pee

Nerris: we met at camp Campbell- and uh, hes upstairs..

Harrison’s mummy yummy: he’s not safe around other people- can he come down here??

Nerris: ma'am, hes not going to make me disappear. Harrison come here!

Harrison: *approaches* heyyyy?

Harrison’s mimsy: >:0

Nerris: hey Harrison *smiles*

Harrison: hi mom, uh, i didn’t do anything bad

Harrisons mom: you cant go over anyone's house harrison! We've been over this! People arent safe around you! Why dont you listen!

Harrison: I don’t do anything bad though! Nerris is still here, and so is her house and her dad and his friends. I haven’t done ANYTHING-! *>:(*

Nerris: *holds his hand* yep

Harrison’s moop: it’s only a matter of time before it happens.

Nerris: hes amazing around people! Hes not going to make anyone disappear!

Harrison: *’:(*

Nerris: just go away *slams the door in her face*

Harrison: damn-

Nerris: what? She was annoying!

Harrison: i mean- yeah- but damn

Nerris: I know I'm a bad ass- jk

Harrison: wow, okay, nice

Nerris: you okay?

Harrison: yeah, just, like, i don’t know

Nerris: Harrison, you're crying, you clearly arent fine soooo *hug*

Harrison: I don’t like my mom

Nerris: I know Harrison. I'm sorry shes like that. Do you maybe wanna sleep over so you can relax? *smiles*

Harrison: yes, of course

Nerris: alrighty my good sir! *runs up to her room*

Harrison: *r u n s after nerros* So, what’re we gonna doooo?

Nerris: I dont knowwwww- what do you wanna do *plops on bed*

Harrison: uhh movie? *s i t*

Nerris: ooooo yes! Okay *turns on tv* what movie

Harrison: uh a good one?

Nerris: ah yes of course

-a couple minutes later-

Nerris: *falling asllep* IM UP- oh hi Harrison

Harrison: are you tired? go to sleep-!