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ministarfruit · 1 month
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"my oshis graduated" outfit swap
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yardsards · 10 months
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thinking about the fact that i was so socially awkward as a teen that the school wanted to me out of class to attend "social skills classes" once a week (to which i attended one and demanded i be removed from the program cuz it was just me and about a dozen equally uncomfortable probably-autistic kids who also probably did not want to be there, being forced to do icebreaker activities by deeply condescending special education teachers)
how did i not receive an autism diagnosis til i was nearly an adult and specifically advocated for myself to be taken to a professional to get checked out for autism and adhd???
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brwnskin-bunnyteeth · 8 months
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[takes place during the Brazil arc, this is part of a larger wip i’ve been sitting on for literally 3ish years, reader went to Karasuno and was Ennoshita’s friend/second year. i think that’s all the context you really need??]
Hinata x fat black afab reader (gender or genitalia isn’t mentioned but they compare themselves to Karasuno’s managers)
MDNI. SUGGESTIVE CONTENT
“We all had crushes on you, you know.”
Hinata leans back, elbows sinking into the sand,
“All of the first years.”
The cheap wine warming your belly melts your bones and heats your face as you too sink into the sand, heart racing a little bit. Hinata sips his beer, eyes trained on your face. He smirks at you, chuckling at your confused expression.
“Don’t look so confused! You’re cute, always have been! And a nice body!”
His tan skin reddens, blush creeping up his neck as his eyes shamelessly run up and down your body. It’s been a hot day, and you’re only wearing a see-through linen button up, sports bra visible, and shorts. You’re not hiding your body by any means, but you’re also not as fit as Hinata—you’ve never been. Nevertheless, he still drinks you in. you feel exposed, and you fight the urge to shy away.
“Hmm, yeah, but compared to Kiyoko or Yachi or even miss Saeko… I’m nowhere near them. They’re all such total babes…”
“And so are you!” Hinata leans closer, face scrunched up in thought, “Like, yes. Kiyoko and Saeko-nee are total babes. And Yachi is gorgeous… But honestly, you’re more my type.”
He was closer now, leaning on his belly, head on his hands. The beer was discarded, forgotten as he inched near you.
“Think you were about the only other thing besides volleyball Kageyama, and I could agree on. Would hope you’d stop by practice, just to see you, even if you were only there for Ennoshita.”
He’s still got that boyish charm of his, although sharper, and he’s blushing red from the tips of his ears down his neck. Still smiling as brightly as ever, eyes shining.
His attention swirls deliciously in the pit of your stomach, embarrassed as you are. You have to down another gulp of your wine, eyes stinging as his compliment settles In.
<3
Hinata kisses you and your mind turns to mush. Never mind the fact that you’re still out in public, laying on the sand on a busy beach. He doesn’t kiss you like you expect, although you’re not sure what you expected. He’s all encompassing, large and calloused hands pulling you closer by the scalp. It’s almost forceful, the way he pushes himself onto you. he leans over you, moving to kneel over your laid figure.
It’s obvious that he’s been thinking about this for years, by the way he licks up at you, hungry. His arms are warm, toned and firm. They pull you in closer, needy to stay connected, fitting himself between your legs and under your nape. Lean muscle on soft plush, pressing onto you and feeling up your love handles and fat. His hands exploring the silk of your stomach, on the exposed skin, squeezing at what he can grab.
Shōyō leads with his tongue, playful as he always is, earnest and energetic. It’s hard to keep up as he chases after you, stealing your breath like the ocean waves beside you.
Kissing Shōyō is akin to drowning—albeit more comforting and intentional. Your chest hurts, heart beating fast as you let yourself be consumed by nature. Your lungs scream and you resign yourself to pushing at his chest, pulling him off you. His lips leave yours with a wet smack, a string of spit separating your embrace, and his eyes are blown and focused. You know that look, you’ve born witness to it before, only ever to volleyball. It’s an utter adoration of his favorite activity in the world, a voracity to put his all into what he does.
And he looks at you with adoration, a wistful look in his eyes as he smiles brightly down at you. Like you’re a star athlete or an elder in his field, he looks at you with a hunger to consume you whole and absorb your very being. No one’s ever looked at you like that, at least you don’t think so. You don’t feel like you deserve it, as imperfect and lame as you feel.
“You alright?” He asks, with a soft laugh, “I just felt like I had to, you know?”
And you just nod up at him, breath catching in the interim. You don’t know what to say, all you can do is stare, dizzy and entranced. He’s looking down at you with a wide smile, blinding as the sun, fully wrapping you in his sculpted arms and lithe legs. Your mouth flaps like a guppy, almost as if you were fished up from the current, warm fuzziness erupting at your cheeks.
Hinata Shōyō is a good kisser, and while you’re not sure what to do with this information, so much of you wants to learn as much as possible. He must be skilled in other ways, surely? And maybe it’s in bad taste, but you lean to capture his lips once more in hopes that you’re right.
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neonsbian · 8 months
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perth and chimon are honestly rlly convincing as high schoolers, i look at them in dr and im like aw they're so cute and they're actually older than me
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bonestrouslingbones · 22 days
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btw big shoutout to that woodworking class i took in my final semester of high school for allowing me to 1. not constantly sound like i'm talking entirely out of my ass and 2. hide some very niche secrets because of the like 2 full months of paperwork & osha training before i got to actually build anything
#dont click see all on the tags i accidentally went insane over woodworking Its Not Worth it#god that class was such a mess. it took so long bc we couldn't all go to the shop unless everybody passed the safety test#and. well i'm pretty sure only i and like 3 other kids actually wanted to be there . im still a bit angry about it yeah#i wanted to build a table for my mom for mother's day and didn't finish it til JUNE and then it fell APAAARRTTTTTTTT!!!!! but its FINE#I WAS GRADUATING LIKE A WEEK AFTER BUILDING THAT TABLE BUT ITS ///FINEEEEEE////#THE actual knowledge that i still retained from it is really funny tho tbh#the only thing you can call a guard on a bandsaw is the lil 2" radius circle printed around where the blade goes through the table#if you put your fingers inside of that circle they will be Swiftly Removed#i am more comfortable with that fucking thing than a hand drill#however drill presses are fine. kinda fun actually#walnut smells really good when it's being ripped but the dust gets fucking everywhere somehow even more than white oak#that was my last class of the day that semester and i would constantly go home with my black clothes having turned brown#and i'll say. most fulfilling class i've ever taken to be completely honest#ik i am not attending a trade school but WHYYYYYY DOESNT MY UNIVERSITY OFFER WOODWORKING AAAAGGG#WHAT IF I DROP OUT TO BECOME ONE OF THOSE YOUTUBER GUYS THAT MAKES TABLES THAT ALL LOOK THE SAME HUH. WAHT THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!#WHAT IF I WANT TO MAKE 32 TABLETOPS OUT OF MINIMALLY TRIMMED SLABS AND EPOXY THAT ALL SOMEHOW LOOK BORING. WHAT IF I MAKE BANK ON THAT#ITS! BETTER!! THAN ALL THESE ESSAYS!!!!!!!!!#ahegm sorry folks. what i meant to say is that whenever ebony looks like he's creaming himself over furniture that's me talking through him#all that being said if i ever have to look at autocad ever again i will start huffing the polyurethane
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realized my math was wrong for how many credits i need and i need 2 more credits in any elective so i've just been looking through for the funniest classes to take. rn i've found an online walking class. where you walk. but it's an online class. it's worth 2 credits i might do it
#also found that u can take a self defense class for a single credit#there's also a weed science class and honestly i don't know if they're talking abt drugs or like plants but that's funny#there's also a baking class that only meets once a week for like 6 hours into the night ?#wild stuff but they don't have my beloved beekeeping class that i wouldn't've been able to take anyway but it makes me sad#after a lot of thought i've decided to take a poetry class#i like poetry it's fun i think i'll like it#more work for me though i'm taking a lot of classes in the fall and like 3 in the summer but it'll be cool i think and a lot of them#are half a semester classes so it'll be fineee it'll be okay i'll be great and then i'll graduate and then i'll figure smth else out ig#it has been pointed out to me that i don't *have to* go straight into grad school but also i don't think there are any good jobs to get w#just a psych bachelors. i've been considering an online grad school bc i'm like so tired and i don't want to live in dorms and i don't care#for the psych graduate degrees my current school offers :/#ugh whatever it's annoying to think abt anyway today i slept like 10 hours and i just got up a few hours ago but i'm still tired i kinda#want to take a nap but i have school boooo i should be allowed to sleep 16 hours every day but apparently that's not possible without#sacrifices that will ruin my future or whatever idk i think just for me they should make days like 36 hours so i can sleep and get#stuff done i think i deserve that
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trivial0ve · 11 months
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you know what they say about you never forget your first love? yeah bts is my first love that I’ll never forget
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makkie-is-screaming · 7 months
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my dads mad at me bc I said I want a tattoo when I turn 18 n said some shit n said it would be ruining my body,, sir I’ve been cvtting since I was 12 that ship sailed. A tattoo would not be ruining my body, especially compared to some of the shit I’ve already been doing to it.
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no-one-hears-me · 9 months
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do people actually enjoy college
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jihyolesbian · 1 year
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ok why is she texting paragraphs in the groupchat that "we need to start cleaning the kitchen more" like girl be real. you know i deep clean it myself every 2-3weeks but it's a big kitchen and multiple people use it i can only do so much
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bibleofficial · 11 months
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SCREAM ok so swag .. found my besties on this tour theyre also w their parents & theyre 3 vietnamese siblings between 19-24 & im obsessed w them but i’m also an alcoholic so i keep getting drunk & shouldnt even b around ppl bc im going to be seeing them everyday for the next like 2 weeks
#stream#this is so fucking funny ALSKALSKLASKALSKALKS#like at dinner i was like ok SO HERES THE TEA ON WEED & THE ECONOMY#‘ first of y’all do u know what delta 8 is’ ‘ur too young to know what spice was’ none of them have smoked weed despite living in california#their entire lives#ALSKALSKLAKSLAKSLA i felt mildly racist asking ‘are u a u.s. citizen’ BUT LIEK ALSKALSKALKSLA THEIR PARENTS ARE IMMIGRANTS HOW WOULD I KNOW#like my girly Ngoc wasn’t a citizen but she had a PERFECT american accent like 😭😭😭 SOMETIMES PPL JUST ARENT#idk but also it seems like they’ve money so it’s funny whenever i’m like ‘bc we’re poor’ bc like they went/go to private universities &#shit & can pay out of pocket totally#fine like ALSKALSKLAKSLAKALA WISH I COULD RELATE GIRLY !!!! ALL I THINK ABT IS MONEY & YHAT IM BROKE#like my dream of being a dr was shattered years ago ALSKALKSLAKALAKSLAKSLA y’all got med school money ? BC I SURE DONT ALSKALSKALKSKASLAKSLA#ugh forever wish i could’ve gone but whatever it sfine i’m going to stick w US POORS#BUT ALSO LITERALLY ITS SO FUCKIN FUNNY this guy omg he did a dual degree too & he just graduated like i did ECON THEN POLY SCI & he did the#EXACT OPPOSITE - POLI SCI THEN ECON#SCREMA so fucking funny bc like yes … stan … we get to GOSSIP omg he’s a J.S. Mill stan but lowkey i’m a smith stan but like i’m also a#smith literalist i SHOULD SAY#i made that up by that i mean explicitly that i agree w his views of sales and choice rather than ‘should be’ but ‘what IS’#im FAR too drunk#omg i did something i’d never do: finished someone’s drink after they’d drank from it#like me ? put lips on someone’s cup thag i haven’t had sex w ? girl …#ALSKALSKLAKSLAKSLA LIKE I NEEDED THE REST OF THE WINE INONLY HAD LIKE 3 GLASSES#that sounds so bad oh my god#ALAKLSKALKALKSLAKSLSKLKALAL#me avoiding as hard as possible to admitting to myself that i struggle w alcoholism#me realizing that i’d just be an alcoholic if breathalyzers weren’t a thing or id not have to drive
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bitchfendi · 1 year
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if i graduate its over for you motherfuckers
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jonbinary · 1 year
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that pre t pic of me being the first img in my timeline post means i keep getting jumpscared by girl orion whenever anybody likes it. who is that woman.
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septimus-heap · 2 years
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Sep heap soulmates au
#like the ones where u have a bunch of platonic soulmates. Maybe family as separate#but it's like not so much one where ur guaranteed to be friends with ur soulmates#it's just. These r people u could be friends with if u tried. U can lose soulmates if u hate them hard enough#sep talks#septimus heap#oh and it's one of those where ur soulmate can see whatever u write on urself that type of one#anyway marcia and silas r soulmates just because I think it's funny. They find it out and then r like fuck that. and hate each other#but not Enough bc they're still soulmates#(bc they do in fact care abt each other)#alther would just write the shopping list on his arm so marcia would buy stuff while she was out anyway#if ur soulmate dies the last thing they wrote stays on u forever and marcia still has a note from alther asking her to grab milk or smth#after they're done at the palace#I'm making it so u can like. Target who ur writing to bc tbh it seems like it'd be a pain if u couldn't#after marcia drops off jenna w silas the first thing he does when he's home (after trying and failing to console sarah)#is write 'marcia what the fuck' on the palm of his hand so she'll see it for sure#and she does! And ignores it which freaks silas out bc she Always responds. She does not ever miss an opportunity to be mean to him#except? She just did? And he's like why are u eow i heard from gringe that ur eow now. You've barely graduated how r u going to be eow??#and marcia's panicking bc she can't Not reply but what does she say????#anyway this is another au where marcia actually had some kind of support during the supreme custodian in the form of silas threatening to#emptying an ink pot on his head if she doesn't sleep or eat or whatever#empty* not emptying#the heap kids just bully each other through writing whenever they're apart#oh this is one of those aus with the names written on u somewhere#so silas and sarah know basically right away who jenna is bc her parents names r Right There except her mother is Dead the fuck#once they figure that out silas also panics and is like marcia why did you give us the princess marcia wtf marcia she doesn't look anything#like us how do u expect us to say she's ours#marcia writes back to tell them to figure it out and silas is like ??? YOU gave her to US help me out or I'm just abandoning her at an#orphanage (he was not going to do that but marcia doesn't know that)#she has to actually help them then 😔😔
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pepprs · 2 years
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also ok . i know i have been irlposting way too much but my parents are going to a concert 2 hrs away tmrrw for a Very Famous Person and it’s outdoors but certain to be crowded and it’s like uhmmmmm. a little ironic and frustrating is all. not to mention i am afraid for my siblings and my lives a little bit and also for my parents lives or whatever. lol
#purrs#like the way my *** terrorized ne for wanting to. and i repeat. walk around campus without even seeing anyone. but now you’re going to an#outdoor concert and will likely be the only one wearing masks? idk. i don’t like it. and we have nowhere in the house for anyone to isolate#so if they get it we will all get it. and i DO NOT want to get it. i do not want it. i want it to stay away from me. my throat felt a tiny#bit funny on tuesday (it was ok i just swallowed something wrong) and was so intensely anxious about FEELING myself get covid by the second#that i couldn’t focus on my work and barely got anything done. and this feels like a recipe for disaster. like the absolute irony of our#family being on lockdown STILL and barely going anywhere and me having to fight to work in person 2 days a week with like basically 1 person#in the office who wears a kn95 / n95 at all times…. and then you go to a fucking ***** **** concert in one of the front rows where ppl are#gonna rush the stage etc etc. it just is scaring me. i know my mom would be devastated to not go but also like. lol. i missed my graduation#and all my senior stuff and i know it was a spike but it fucking sucked so why do you get to go to this concert when you’ve been to redacted#concerts like 50x in your life… idk. bitter and jealous about it but it just infuriates me because if it was something i cared about a lot#she would shut it down bc it would endanger all of us and now here she is taking THE biggest risk anyone in our family has taken since#my brothers graduation which was also outdoors at a concert venue but like. most ppl were masked and rates were rly low and it wasn’t a#concert. this is very different. idk. im so scared i will get it i do not want covid i od not want long covid i want my brain exactly the#way it is i want my body exactly the way it is i want my life exactly the way it is and it just feels uhhhhh unfair and cruel. lawl#ALSO NOT TO MENTIKN the part i left out which is like… what if someone Does Someting. lol. i will lose my shit all day tomorrow and all#weekend too. i can’t take it i really can’t#also ok yeha i didn’t finish that thought but like the double standard of it. ***** **** is her lifelong idol so she can go see him at this#huge fucking dangerous concert but i can’t meet up with my friends in groups of 1-3 outdoors masked distanced etc. like ok#it’s the whole im the parent you’re the child shit. well it’s gonna be really funny if she gets us covid after putting me thru hell in#2020 in ways that have permanently damaged our relationship. play stupid games win stupid prizes and this is the DEFINITION of a stupid game
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galacticneighbor · 1 year
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Also it's soo funny to me when ppl rally against plastic surgery and then at the very end of their lil rant go "obviously I'm not talking about MEDICALLY NECESSARY surgery" like a) ur the one lumping together a wide and varied type of surgery here and b) super fun to be an afterthought in this conversation :)
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