#it's gonna be loud and i'm gonna get anxious and omg put me out of my misery-

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[fagnumopus]

Highlights of my bisalp surgery yesterday:

Pre-op nurse measured my height and I immediately groaned when she said 158cm, "I thought I was at 160cm!!" and she replied with "You're still taller than me!! I'm 4'11" and ¾".... with my crocs" and she lifts up her foot to show a pair of HEELED CROCS making me LOSE IT

Surgeon assistant asked about my allergies and when I said "just dust" he said "don't worry, we're not gonna administer that"

I was laid down on the surgery table and finally took off my glasses and said, "I don't think I need to see anything anymore, thanks guys" and the surgeon replied with an AGHAST, "but you still need to see me!!!" making me laugh my ass off

The anesthesiologist leaned over my head and introduced himself, super sweet and polite, and I said, "oh, so you're the one who's gonna send me to the Shadow Realm", prompting like half a dozen nurses and the surgeon to snort under their breath or straight up laugh

Surgeon assistant asked me what surgery I was getting, and I said, "A laparoscopic salpindectomy. Basically, I'm getting spayed", he looked at me very tiredly but I made some random nurse laugh so it was worth it

Anesthesia girl accidentally used she/her pronouns for me and a chorus of like 3 people corrected her with "he!!!" and she leaned over my prone body like I was a table, laughing to herself in embarrassment and apologizing profusely, and I just laughed and said "omg no it's ok girl"

Same anesthesia girl put the gas mask on me, and I said, "oh hell yeah, take me out", making the whole OR team laugh

Nurse told me to take deep breaths. I took some deep breaths and sloooowly felt my body going numb but still was very much awake, she asked very confused, "is... is that the deepest you can breathe?" and I just replied, "oh damn ok" and breathed in DEEP and went, "oh yeah it's happening. My body feels funky. Goodnight" immediately before conking the fuck out

When I woke up the post-op care nurse asked me how I was feeling, and I was fully honest, "Feels like the worst high from really cheap weed" and she laughed LOUD and had to compose herself bc we were in the recovery room lmao

Another post-op nurse gave me some crackers and 3 boxes of apple juice, which I drank fully, and she said I was "a really good drinker!!! Such a good drinker!" like 3 times, with the tone of someone who's genuinely impressed, so I chose to take it as a compliment (OR nurses of Tumblr please let me know why she was so impressed with my hydration skills)

3rd post-op nurse asked me if I liked the underwear they gave me and I said, "girl yes these are so comfy" and she whispered conspiratorially to me, "do you want some extra ones? I'll sneak some extra ones in the bag for you" and I nodded profusely

In summary, it was a lovely experience and everyone was so sweet and kind. No one even ASKED why I was getting a bisalp, they just wanted me to be safe and comfortable... I'm super lucky to have had such a lovely team. I also requested the pre-op nurses to NOT tell me my weight, and mentioned I cannot confirm it because I don't know; they were super understanding and explained very kindly and apologetically they would still need to weigh me to know how much meds to give me (which I was aware of, not an issue), and then the nurse weighing me helped me waddle backwards to the scale and when I was about to turn just to readjust before getting off the scale, she said, "don't look don't look, hold on!!!" because she was still resetting it 😭❤️ they all asked me about my job, my life, where I'm from, etc, kept me engaged and talking at all times, from the moment I was called from the waiting room. I practically didn't even have the time to be anxious, they were all cracking jokes and checking in on how I felt... it was so nice. Bless that team fr. I wouldn't have had my sterilization any other way 💕

[diabolikpersonals]

So in the timeloop shuuma fic Yuma sees Shu as his boyfriend/lover and also he is sure about that they're a couple. At least that's what I get from chapter 2. But when it comes to Shu he doesn't know what they are and often questions if they are more than just friends. This is really sad to me and also kinds ridiculous?? I'm aromantic so I don't have much knowledge about relationship dynamics so can you please tell me why Shu feels this way? Also english isn't my first language so if you won't understand my request I'm sorry :(

gladly!! something fun about this author's fics is that there's lots for you, the reader, to figure out on your own. she doesn't do any over-explaining, so it's great for someone like me who enjoys looking for clues and piecing a story together. I think you successfully picked up on the main theme of the fic! so, I'll share what I think about it!

shu and yuma are really never on the same page, right? both in canon and in this fic. shu has a very pessimistic outlook on his relationship with yuma. he puts up a wall between them, and that's part of his whole like, "omg if yuma gets close to me then he's gonna die" fear. he has to stay a certain distance away, or he'll get anxious that Something Bad will happen. so in shu's mind.......there's a wall! it's a wall he put there himself, but it's still a wall! he can't just climb over it, it's a very tall wall!!! of course there's distance between them—he put that distance there on purpose!

but this wall is a figment of shu's imagination. it's more of a mental barrier than anything. yuma can't see it. yuma thinks they're getting along fine. hell, in his mind, he's referring to shu as his boyfriend already. but sadly, this is just another instance of them not being on the same page, right? in this fic, he doesn't seem to understand that shu is having this issue with labeling their relationship. of course, shu doesn't talk about these kinds of things out loud, so that's not helping.

the substance of this fic is that they're undergoing this trial to make or break their relationship. shu can be sensitive about his relationship with yuma and he's quick to deny it (think to that LE scene where shu was like "I dont know if we were ever even friends") so how will he handle this issue with the added pressure of watching yuma die over and over? will the two of them get on the same page, finally, and solidify their relationship for real? or will this split them up for good?? >:D

[luveline]

Omg steve idea!!! Shy and anxious reader and steve are in a relationship and he wants her to meet the kids!!! And it’s super sweet and he calms and assures her that they’ll love her

thank you for your request! :3

You lean against the side of Steve's car, thigh an inch from his thigh and knuckles brushing his as he searches for your hand. 

You tuck your hand behind your back and he makes a grumbling, upset sound, turning sideways to face you. His arm stretches over the roof of the car. 

"It's gonna be fine. I'm telling you, these brats will love you." 

You wrap your arms around your abdomen. You've had a stomach ache all day, worried beyond worry about meeting Steve's younger friends. 

Your boyfriend moves in a little closer, his front pressed into you. He smells comforting, a mix of sage and bergamot that makes you want to hide your nose in his neck and stay there forever.

"You've saved the town, like, ten times. And they all sound so cool. I have about as much personality now as I did when I was their age; none." 

Steve laughs brightly. "Baby, what are you talking about? They're not cool. They're a few nerds and two dorks held together by insecurity and teenaged, undying loyalty." 

"Steve," you chide gently, though you're laughing. Those poor kids. 

"I'm serious. And it's not all of them, anyways, the most intimidating ones live in California. Except for Max. She's the cool one." 

"Don't tell me that. Keep telling me they're a bunch of losers." 

"They're losers," he says agreeably. "And you have personality. Heaps of it. A mountain of personality." 

You huff, annoyed at yourself, closing your eyes so you don't have to look at his pretty face. He sighs and digs through the pockets of his denim jacket for a pack of gum, popping one in his mouth. He takes a second between his fingers and pushes it against your lips. 

"Open up." 

You make a sound of disagreement. 

"Open your mouth," he says, dragging all the syllables out. 

You do as he says and stick your tongue out. He puts the stick of gum in your mouth and you chew without looking at him, trying desperately to think of anything but this impending meeting – you get so wound up before things like this and Steve knows that, trying his best to keep everything settled nicely. The Juicy Fruit does distract you for a while, then the flavor runs out and you wanna spit it out. And cry. And maybe take some loud, shallow breaths.

Steve wraps his arm around your shoulder. "Come on. It's gonna be fine. I promise." 

"You don't know that. What if they hate me? I know I'm… taciturn." 

"Yeah, let's pretend I know what that means. If it's a synonym for, like, extremely amazing and nice, then sure. You're taciturn." 

You groan and drop the side of your head into his shoulder. He rubs the top of your arm and chews his gum obnoxiously. You don't hate it as much as you should. 

"It's gonna be fine," he murmurs. 

"I'm sorry. It's stupid." 

"Don't be sorry. I know I don't always get it, especially don't get why you care so much about my lunch club, but that doesn't mean it's stupid." 

"Your lunch club saved the world." 

"You're generous." 

You dig in his pocket for the gum wrapper to get rid of your sad, juiceless fruit. Steve is watching you with a pout on his lips. "What?" you ask. 

"Nothing," he says, tilting his head back, hand coming off your shoulder. He holds his hands up in a mock surrender. You miss his touch. "Nothing at all." 

You kick your feet into the road. "Harrington." 

"It's nothing, I just don't get why you don't see how amazing you are," he says, pretending to be confused. "But that's my issue, so." 

"Shut up," you murmur, cheeks flushed with heat. 

Steve runs a hand through his hair. You act like you're not watching him out of the corner of your eye, though you are, obsessed with his puppy dog eyes and his pert nose, his smiling grin. Worse, his arms where he's crossed them over his chest, one hand tucked up under his armpit and the other clutching his bicep. 

He checks his watch with raised eyebrows. "They should be here right now." 

You make your own conclusions. They ditched 'cos you sound like a loser. They saw you having your mini meltdown from afar and turned tail. They've died. 

"Do you think they're okay?" you ask. 

Steve nudges you with his elbow. "They're fine. See, over there," he points at a blip in the distance, a small group of teens making their way towards you. 

You feel as though you've been struck, standing up straight, hands pawing at your hair and your clothes. 

"Do I look okay?" you ask. 

Steve purses his lips and brings his hand up to your face, fingers incredibly gentle as he soothes your flyaways. Your eyes close as he scrapes his thumbnail under your eye, cleaning up your mascara like he has a handful of times before. 

"You look great," he says. You smile and go to face his approaching friends when he says, "Wait." 

"What?" you ask. 

He pecks your crown and then rubs the kiss away with his thumb. "Alright, now you're perfect." 

[ldrfanatic]

Hello! If you’d like to, can you please write a Jason Todd/reader where the reader is sweet and shy and socially awkward/anxious? What would Jason be like with a sensitive reader? I’d like to think he’s gentle and flirty with them and loves making them flustered ☺️🥺

Jason Todd x Shy!Sensitive!Reader

omg yes jason would love having a sweet, shy, reader! here you go anon!

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Jason Todd was in love with you. It was undeniable by this point. There wasn't really anyone who would disagree with the statement anyways. At first when you meet Jason Todd, he's abrupt and loud and abrasive. It doesn't really shock you too much until he starts yelling.

You've never really liked the sound of people yelling. The sound of his shouted and screamed curse words made your heart clench tightly in your chest. Tears well up in your eyes and you place your hands over your ears, sinking to the floor.

A warm hand pulls your hands from your ears and kisses the back of them gently.

"Hey... hey what's going on?"

"I don't really like it when people yell?"

"I'm sorry. I'll try not to yell so much on our date tonight." The man winks at you and your face flushes. He chuckles lowly. "I mean, if you want to angel?" You smile and nod at him, still a little flustered for words.

You guys started dating shortly after that date and now Jason is attached at your hip like your big scary guard dog. He's very, very, protective of you because he knows how easily you get scared or hurt.

Tonight, the two of you had been invited to hang out with Dick and Kori for a double date. Jason didn't really wanna go, but it was just at their apartment so he would have the chance to beat the shit of out him in videogames.

The moment you all sat down, Jason pulled you onto his lap and rested his chin on your shoulder. The exposed intimacy caused your entire body to redden and a smirk filed onto Jason's face. He loved messing with you, watching your adorable little body fill with pink. He pecked your cheek just to watch you blush even more. "Jay stop." He tickled your side a little before focusing on the game on the large flatscreen television.

You loved to hang out with Kori because she was just as sweet as you so you didn't have to worry about yelling or teasing. It was just doing sweet things together like braiding each others hair and painting each others nails and baking together.

This time instead of saying that she wanted to something, she just grasped your hand in her own and attempted to grab you from Jason's hold. Unfortunately, she underestimated Jason's hold on you and his reflexes.

You jerked in his arms and reflexively, Jason dropped the remote control. He wrapped one arm tightly around your body and at the same time pulled his .45 from his waist and pointed it at the poor girl. Kori was startled but not nearly as frightened as you, who was shaking in Jason's arms and pressing yourself impossibly closer to him. Your face was dug into his neck and your sniffles filled the room.

Jason slowly put his gun down on the coffee table and used that hand to stroke your hair lightly.

"It's okay angel. Star just spooked me 's all. Nothing's gonna happen."

You looked up from his neck and he wiped your tears. once he was sure that you were feeling okay, he turned to Kori and Dick. "Sorry. She's okay now. Right angel?" You nodded and smiled. Taking Kori's hand, you let her lead you into the kitchen to make cookies.

"You really love this girl huh 'jAy'?"

Dick really couldn't pass up the chance to mess with his little brother.

"Shut the fuck up, dick."

"Wow. Original."

[weezerblue]

warning: hot vilfs near you! (vampires i'd like to fuck)

albedo x vampire reader smut aka tip is getting very sticky and wet rn also I was hella horny when I wrote this so apologies if it doesn't make much sense (it would be so poggers if you listened to this song while reading this lol)

omg😱 valen is actually writing a full fic for once

includes: biting kink, vampires duh, thigh kink, blowjob, creampie, cockwarming, wholesome (ish) at some parts, me projecting kinks again as always❗

as soon as you woke up you felt a sharp pain in your stomach, that's how you knew you were hungry. so you called your boyfriend albedo because he was the one you always went to for blood.

"hi darling, how are you?"

he said, now that you were talking to him, you debated actually asking him but fuck it, what could go wrong?

"I'm good y'know just been a little...... hungry"

albedo immediately understands what you mean and while he's a little surprised, he is always down to let you bite him.

"ah i see what you mean, so when do you want me to come over then?"

sighing to yourself in relief, you responded

"uh- now please?"

you exhaled, trying to hide your deep longing for him behind a laugh but it was no use because albedo knew you, so he knew how hungry you were for him.

"don't worry baby, I'll be there soon"

he says before abruptly ending the call. no words could describe how excited you were, as you impatiently shuffled around your couch, eyes darting from the door back down to where you were sitting

then, you heard albedo open the door and you immediately jumped up to go hug him.

"albedo! you're finally here! I was so hungry without you!"

as you tightly held on to him he just chuckled and carried you back to your room.

"well? you were hungry so eat."

he says, leaning back on the bed, pointing to his neck.

you sat on his lap, biting his neck gently at first and gradually sinking your teeth in deeper as he tries to hide his moans.

"mmm you taste so good albedo"

he tries to get out his sentence but he can't cause his neck is extra sensitive.

"thank- hah~ thank youuuu"

god, he was so cute like this it made you want to eat him up but alas, you were already doing that.

your hand traveled down in between his thighs, squeezing them a little cause you knew he loved that

"so cute"

you said while you licked the blood from your lips. you lowered your head down just far enough so you could suck him off and still make eye contact with him.

" 'bedo honey, look at me"

you said putting his very sensitive tip in your mouth, he keeps letting out loud moans before you can even get the whole thing down your throat.

"you must feel really good huh?"

and as he still can't talk from the immense pleasure he's receiving, he just whimpers and tries to speak, keyword, 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 cause its clear from his defeated whines and moans that it isn't working very well.

"aw, it's ok baby you can talk to me after I'm done fucking your brains out"

you speak softly to him and before he has time to process what you said, you take him back in your mouth, wrapping your tongue around his dick.

"c- cumming!"

as soon as he said that you felt his warm, slightly sweet cum flood your mouth and it was oddly comforting. as soon as you finished swallowing it, you decided to have a little fun with him.

"we ain't done yet darling"

you get on top of him, still trying to catch your breath

albedo, still trying to get over the aftershock of his last orgasm couldn't think of even having another,

"huh? what do you mean?"

he says, looking up at you, with his cute widened eyes.

"i mean i'm gonna ride you now of course"

you said excitedly as you positioned your hips to be right above his dick.

"i've been waiting to do this for so long"

he shuts his eyes tightly and places his hands on your hips, pushing you down so his dick rests perfectly inside you.

you finally start moving then you stop to give him a kiss, then break the kiss to say,

"love you albedo~♡︎!"

you say, already out of breath. albedo becomes very giggly when overstimulated so he let's out a few laughs then finally says,

"i love you too y/n heh~"

you go back to being on top of him and continue to ride him as hard as you can because you loved seeing albedo's slutty face as he cums in you.

"please, please more ah-"

albedo gets cut off by his own orgasm as his eyes roll back and he covers his mouth with the back of his hand as to not disturb the neighbors but it's probably too late for that

you slowly keep going until you're sure that you've drained him of all his cum for the next week.

"thanks for the meal 'bedo"

you say, leaning back down to embrace him in a hug, deciding to cockwarm him for the rest of the night.

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[t0shii]

scary video games with hq boys

suna rintaro, kenma kozume, matsukawa issei, hanamaki takahiro, nishinoya yuu, tanaka ryunosuke x gn!r

!warnings! mentions of death, gore, etc. some slight game spoilers but tbh it's nothing major so dw! rlly just fluff! light swearing, nothing major.

pt. 2 here

SUNA RINTARO.

plays scary video games very often & is lq a scaredy cat but never lets it show. he especially likes when u sit in his lap & either watch him play or where ur hugging him w ur cheek smushed against his shoulder. holds u super tight during the scariest scenes

currently you were sitting on your boyfriend rintaro's lap, chin resting on his shoulder while he played the latest resident evil game. at first you were watching him play while sitting beside him but after a while it became too much to watch so you took to moving to his lap for comfort.

you could feel sleep creeping up to you, eyelids droopy, cheek smushed on your boyfriends shoulder, that was until rin's character died and screamed so loud you jolted awake, which seemed to startle the boy.

"sorry baby" he says with a sigh, rubbing your back soothingly, "just a few more minutes and i'll be done." to which you nod in response, then lay your head back unto his shoulder, trying your very best not to fall asleep before he was finished.

KENMA KOZUME.

u sitting in his lap while he gamed is nothing but routine at this point. he loves when u hold him while he plays so either sitting in his lap OR sitting behind him is a must must must!! he plays any and all type of games as we know but he seems to gravitate towards scary ones sometimes just so youll hold him a little tighter wont admit it tho

currently you sat behind your boyfriend kenma, both legs beside his. you had originally been playing a game of your own until you got bored of it and opted to playing with kenma's hair instead, putting little braids in it, taking them out and repeating. he never once broke distraction from the game but honestly the game he was playing, outlast, was getting a little too gorey even for you. you wrapped your arms around his waist and rested your face atop his shoulder, "ken," you mumbled, a little muffled from your mouth being pressed against his shoulder but you weren't sure he heard you as there was no reply. "hey ken," you said a little louder than the last, "hm?" you heard him repsond. "can you.. uhm play a different game now?" you mumbled shyly. "is this one boring?" he pause the game and turned his head slightly to look at you . "oh no! it's just that... it's a little scary." he looked at you for a second and blinked once before responding, "let me save real quick, yeah?" to which you nodded in response.

"what d'ya want me to play?" he asked looking back at you again, "anything is fine, ken." he nodded at that and opened a different game. "babe, i thought you liked horror games?" kenma questioned. "yeah i do! that one was just a little too much i think." you explained you got a hum in response while he continued the new game.

MATSUKAWA ISSEI.

he and makki, always playing games together. hes not the biggest gamer & rlly only plays mainstream games

currently, issei was in his gaming chair playing the last of us 2 ,whilst you layed in bed and watched. you had watched him play through the first game so of course you wanted to watch this time too! what you werent ready for was the major character death in the beginning of the game!

issei swore he was hearing something your muffled tears odd but he couldn't tell what it was, that was until he paused his game and heard you cried on your shared bed. "baby?" he called out before walking over to you, "are you crying?" "yes," you said softly under the comforter through little hiccups. "oh baby." he said with a slight chuckle, sitting next to you on the edge of the bed, "c'mere." and when you did you were met with strong arms engulfing you in a hug. "i know it's sad but it's only a game, angel." he explains before kissing the crown of your head

HANAMAKI TAKAHIRO.

again he and mattsun play games all the time with eachother! honestly only plays horror games occasionally and their usually only mainstream tbh.

you and your boyfriend makki were sitting on your shared bed, you in between his legs watching him playing little nightmares. to be honest you were trying your best to pay attention but the chase sequences were starting to get to you, especially as the antagonists all piled up to eat his character.

"makki... i don't think i like this game." you admitted shyly. "oh, why?" he asked raising a brow you couldn't even see, "it's pretty popular though.", "yeah but the chase sequences are really scary makki." you whined leaning your head back on his shoulder. "it's almost over, dont worry." he said with a smile while looking down at you and pampering your cheek with a million little kisses to make you feel better.

NISHINOYA YUU.

i swear he stays up so goddamn late playing games with his bestie tanaka it's almost annoying but his hushed giggles when tanaka makes a joke that only the two of you would actually find funny makes it worth it! don't let him near horror games omg.

you have no idea why you let yuu choose a horror game, he was shrieking every 5 minutes even when nothing was happening on the screen. currently, he was playing PT and you sat beside him, laughing at his exaggerated reactions all the while getting scared at the jumpscares just as bad as he was.

"babe i'm not answering that phone, nuh uh,no way" he said pausing the game and looking at you. "yuu the guide says you have to in order to progress!" you giggle at him. "well i guess i'm just not gonna progress!" he exclaims dramatically, tossing the controller somewhere in the room. "besides, i'd rather cuddle with you instead." he grins throwing himself onto you, causing you to fall. "you're such a scaredy-cat." you laugh rolling your eyes, while combing your hands through his spikey hair.

TANAKA RYUNOSUKE.

actually is super passionate abt his horror games 😤 hes a pussy but pushes through every time.

you liked watching your boyfriend ryu play games, but this game just wasn't doing it for you. currently he was playing outlast 2, and the atmosphere was creeping you out so bad you had to look away, not only that but the chase sequences were making you feel anxious.

"holy fuck stop chasing me damnit." ryu mumbled under his breath as the veiled antagonist chased him for what seemed like the 10th time. and honestly you couldn't take it anymore. you snaked your arms around his waist from behind and rested your eyes over his shoulder. "you doing okay?" he asked, a little concerned. "can you take a break from this one ryu?" you mumbled. he thought for a minute before pausing his game and turning to look at you, "is my baby scared?" hey cooed at you, which you nod a yes in response. hugging you real tight he says, "of course we can take a break but only if i get cuddles in return." it was a deal you simply could not refuse.

a/n love horror games so ofc i wanted to write abt it lmfao. i rlly wanna play the new little nightmares game SO BAD ughhh. any who i tried to add some variety in here so pls enjoy lmfao. sorry for any mistakes i def didnt proofread 😩

[yoichichi]

Bunny’s 200 follower event

request: Hiii!!! Congratulations on 200. I'm so so proud of youuu 🥰🥰🥰. I hope that you're getting enough rest and breaks and staying healthy and hydrated. I would like my matchups to be from AOT if that's okay with you :) My pronouns are she/her and I prefer men, my love language is quality time/ words of affirmations, and I show love through acts of service, affirmations and a little bit of physical touch. My personality type is INTP-A/INFP-A my T and F are split 50/50. My star sign is Aries. I like reading a lot, writing, baking, cooking and anything creative really. Or even sometimes I just like sitting in silence, thinking to myself, getting lost in my head. I absolutely hate going outside. It makes me feel very anxious and I need someone to go out with me, I hate going alone. And when I do go out I always hold onto someone's sleeve or the back of their top, especially in crowded places. I'm a very open minded relaxed person, very witty and I enjoy making people laugh and having a laugh with people. Not open with my emotions, I like to keep them to myself and dont like sharing them, but I will always be willing to listen to your problems. For me, I'd want a partner that isnt really really immature or really really serious. Someone that can switch between the two. I dont like loud people at all. It really gets on my nerves, I prefer someone who's quite but can be loud if necessary as well. Personally, I switch really easily and quickly between being silly and being not so silly, so someone that can read my moods (not that I have that many) and someone that can read the vibe of the room. Also because I dont like going outside in crowds that much, id want someone to go on cute little domestic dates at home with or outside with. Please dont laugh at me, I'm really short, I'm just about 5ft 2, and quite chubby. I used to have long, dark brown, straight, hair up to my bum but I impulsively cut it up to my boobs. So it's still long but not that long. I'd consider myself a switch as I do like to be in control quite a lot of the time, but I also dont mind being the bottom as well. I'm more comfortable with giving that receiving tbh. Ummm I cant think of anything else so yeah. Thank you so so much!!! This is really really long, I'm sorry about that. But please make sure you're taking regular breaks and not over working yourself. Make sure you're drinking water!!!! Thank youuu xxx

a/n: omg pls no why would I laugh at you asjfkskaks! You sound lovely ☺️ ❣️ I hope you enjoy this matchup and omg capricorn twins 💪🏼 also jesus thank you @plutowrites for help with this one! I was having some trouble deciding who I’d match you up with! Also this deleted half way through and I wanted to scream, but it’s ok now 😀 also thank you for your kind words🥺🤲🏼

Warnings: NSFW themes, minors please DNI

Reading your request, you have been matched with...

(づ￣ ³￣)づ Erwin Smith

I think he’d be perfect for you!

He’d be the perfect calm between serious and goofy 💓

He’d be good at keeping up with a silly conversation and making jokes here and there but also know when it’s time to be serious with you

Ok he would LOVE if you were to hold his shirt while walking through a crowd or just being in public in general

He’s the type of guys who likes to take care of his significant other and would be happy you let him do that

King of making pasta and a four course fancy meal at home

You would say date night but at home and he would go a little over the top like,,, mf made a menu, printed AND laminated it omg what a nerd

He’d learn to reel it in though 🖤

Ugh probably takes you on a drive to a private spot for a picnic omg

And the sandwiches are cut into tiny little squares omg

He’s so cute pls 😭

Ok I also think his love language would be quality time!!

He’d love for you to even sit in his office while he does work, you don’t even have to be talking he just loves your company tbh

He’d love for you to follow him everywhere cause he loves your presence! It does not matter how small the task is pls

Getting gas? Hop in!

Dropping off something at work? You’re already buckled up

Going to the post office? Your seat warmer is already on

Sorry not sorry he calls you puppy he finds it so cute! !

It started off teasing you cause you guys were always following each other around like lost puppies so one day he just

“C’mon puppy! Let’s go!”

And he just thought it was so cute and fitting and now it stuck

And because of your height he loves to pat your head and ruffle your hair, especially if he’s calling you puppy he does NOT care LMAO

I do see him as a top but I think he definitely wouldn’t mind you taking control he’d find it so sexy cmon now, but he would make it a tiny bit of a fight for dominance even if he lowkey likes letting you win hehe

Ok also he’s a big blusher he’d be a pretty bottom idc

Your acts of service would make him feel so loved deadass

Like you doing little things to help with the burden of his workload??

Yeah he’s keeping you forever

Your vibe reminds me of...

Another suitable match for you would be...

(づ￣ ³￣)づ Jean Kirschtein

It was kind of hard to think of a perfect second match but I think Jean would be good for you!!!

He really matures through the show and I think he’d be really good at being in tune with your emotions!

He’d be able to tell the slightest change in your mood and is checking in with you in a matter of milliseconds

Would also love how you hold onto him in public

Like he’d just be so 🥺🤲🏼 my little baby

Yeah and then you’re topping him later like who’s the little baby now

But he PURPOSELY wear shirts loose enough for you to grab onto

If you had to go somewhere without him and were super anxious about it he would have you wear one of his hoodies and have his ringer on the whole time you were gone in case you needed him (this mf phone always blowin up so the ringers usually off LMAO)

Bake Jean any kind of treat and he is your slave for a week

I’m not kidding this man will just melt

Especially if it was intended for him and not just a treat you made??? Yeah

He’s gonna cry a lil

He’s a STUPID big softie

He wishes he could wrap you up and put you in his pocket he just wants to take you wherever he goes

Ok he wouldn’t want to admit but he loves when you top him 🤭 like he’d be such a brat about it but if you’re not a bottom “at all” Jean why does it keep happening 🤨?

Anyways

He’s only really ~loud around eren so I feel like he’s chill when it’s the two of you 🖤 but if he’s ever being a little too much for you comfort and draining your social battery he’ll notice and try to chill out a bit

And will make up for it with a ~very cuddly nap sesh

Your vibe reminds me of...

I was trying so hard to give you a perfect match I hope you liked it and I’d love to hear back from you!! I hope you enjoy!

Requests are open until February 26th 8:00 pm PST

-🐇out

[moons-and-stars-and-shit]

Heyo! Can I get a cake? (If you still accept requests that is)

My appearance: around 5'5 with black hair fading into brown (lower back). Brown eyes and a mole on my right cheek. Not wanting to sound racist but I look half east-asian.

Personality: the chaotic mom friend. Will text you at 2 am with "child go to sleep" and later spam you with memes. I have high mental stamina so I will be able to keep up with whatever you're trying to say at a fast speed. And you can vent to me anytime cause I'll be here to help. I might seem reserved at the first glance but once I get comfortable I'm gonna be loud as heck. I cannot take anything seriously, and will always make jokes out of nowhere. Yes, even if someone is hurt, but I ain't telling them that. I have a wide range of interests: art, writing, clothing design, singing, cooking etc. I like anime and video games and I have something with creepy paranoid urban legends. I really like astrology and listens to mainly nightcore. I also have a thing with angst and prefers it over fluff.

I tend to get anxious when it comes to school and tests even when I know I did it good and would probably cry after the test when I realized I answered something wrong. (Which is mainly because of my parents but shhh)

Thanks for reading!

🍰 for @nachotrash

Romantic Matchup

Tendou Satori

My personal favorite

This man ADORES you

And since he adores you he wants to be your rock

So if you EVER need ANYTHING you better come to this mans right here

He will listen to your worries and reassure you about any anxiety’s you might have

Moving on from the serious stuff

You two can’t take shit seriously 😐

Don’t even lie when I was writing the serious stuff you were probably like “love that for me 😌”

Like someone could die and y’all would be cracking jokes

*someone dies*

Priest: “heaven has gained another angel”

(You to satori) “more like hell gained another demon”

(Satori to you) “Fuck that hell just gained a whole new ruler”

But that’s what makes your guy’s relationship so funny

Satori has the lovely gift of making anything funny

And you just add on to his jokes and make it even funnier

He is also a meme spammer soooo be prepared for cursed memes at 2 am

You are somebody satori trusts with his life so he talks to you about EVERYTHING

And I hc him as a really fast talker

So put two and two together you have a SoundCloud rapper

You have what to the average eat sounds like jibberish

But somehow you can understand him just fine 🤷🏽‍♀️

Like he’ll be going off about something and the people around him are just like 😀

But then they turn to you and your just like “pop off king 👑 that’s super crazy”

They’re like bitch you understand him????

So you like to cook? Well satori likes to bake!

Perfect combo right there 🤌

Dinners with y’all are SO GOOD

Cause you make bomb food then he just comes out with the desserts

You both DEFINITELY watch anime together

Oh and y’all get INTO the shows

Like straight up yelling at the tv

“FUCKING HAUL ASS EMMA ISABELLAS COMING FOR YOU!!”

“I KNOW I DID NOT JUST SEE A WHOLE ASS CLOWN MOAN A CHILDS NAME”

Yeah...fun times

Ooh bitch when he finds out you like singing

He literally will hand you just a list of songs he wrote throughout the day

Y’all also make songs together

There are some cute songs but then there’s a lot of crack head songs

So now you just have a binder with little songs in it

Can we get a Tendou musical tho 👀

10/10 very fun relationship right here

Friendship Matchup

Hinata Shōyō

Ok is he mad that your an inch taller than him?

No Maybe but that’s not important right now 😭

If you ever mention being taller than him he’ll say something along the lines of

“Just you wait by the end of high school I’ll be at least 4 inches taller than you”

He definitely comes to you if Kags is bullying him

And you try to calm him down and tell him not to worry about it

But sometimes you can’t help but laugh at the comments Kags makes 😭

“Y/n Kageyama keeps calling me short :(“

“Ok but...did he lie though”

“>:0”

You also laugh whenever he gets hit by a ball

Now your not heartless! You obviously check if he’s ok!

But you just laugh for a solid 5 minutes before you do that 😗

He loves to hear your scary stories!

He’s tried to tell one but somehow his always have a happy ending???

So he just leaves the story telling to you

You also got him into astrology

Actually scratch that

YOU always talk about astrology and he listens to bits and pieces

So now he thinks he knows everything

Tsukki: *is mean to Hinata*

Hinata: omg Tsukki you are such a Virgin 🙄 ✋

You: *Chokes on water*

You later told him that Tsukki was a VIRGO

10/10 Great friendship

[yoosungimagines]

Omg I'm so glad you made this tumblr! Uuuuh. I've got a request: imagine Yoosung finding out that the MC is a few years older than him (either before they have even met and he's developing feelings or when they're already a couple)? Hope it's not too much I'm asking for ;-;

took way too long to finish I’m sorry!! This is fairly long cause well, oops? i’m dramatic haha

also i made it so they’ve met but they’re not a couple i’m sorry if that’s not what you want aaaaa

this is actual trash i’m sorry

Rating: PG13

“Say, Seven, I’m not what they call a…”

Your voice was sheepish as you spoke into the phone, your eyes resolutely trained onto the ceiling and away from Seven’s picture displayed on your phone. There was an expression of defeat mixed with pure embarrassment on your face and your grimace would’ve made for a fun blackmail picture for the redhead.

“A what?”, he drawls teasingly, and you can practically feel the mischievous smirk on his stupid face. “Spit it out ______. I won’t know what you’re trying to say until you say it clearly.”

You wanted to slap him, but alas, his cheek was too far from the palm of your hand. “A-A,” you take a deep breath. Your next words come out in a high-pitched squeak, your fingers clenching around the fabric of your shirt. “A c-cougar!” Your eyes squeeze tightly and your hands fly up to cover your reddened face, a loud stuttering groan of embarrassment leaving your lips.

Seven’s hysterical laughter fills the room, making your ears bleed; you knew putting him on speakerphone was a bad idea! “Oh my god!”, he spits through his giggles. “I can’t believe- haha! A-A cougar- HAHAHA!” You groan again and the urge to hide yourself under the sheets have never been stronger.

“Shut up Seven!”, you cry, his laughs growing in volume at the sound of your suffering. After what feels like forever, his laughter slowly starts to subside, but you can still hear his small giggles between his panting breaths.

“Wh-Why do you ask? What makes you think you’re a c-cou-”, he snorts and you can hear a loud BANG. “C-Cougar-HAHA!” You roll your eyes in exasperation and you consider hanging up on the redhead. He obviously isn’t much help now. Laughing at you isn’t going to do anything for your crippling sanity.

“If you’d just stop laughing, I’d actually tell you.”

“O-Okay, okay, lemme just,” he pants, chuckling under his breath. “Calm myself down… Hooooo~ I can’t breathe.”

“I wish you’d stop breathing.”, you mutter bitterly and he snorts again.

“So cruel ______! I thought we were friends!”, his dramatic yell does nothing but annoy you even further and you tell him so, resulting in another heartbreaking shout.

“Seriously Seven, am I one or not?” His pondering hum makes you nervous and you pull the fabric of your bedsheets taut between your fingers. “You’re gonna have to explain to me why you think you’re a cougar first ______,” he says. Your mouth twists, displeased. “Because personally, I haven’t seen you do anything ‘cougar-like’ in the chatroom.”

You muster up the loudest, most tired sounding sigh you could make and you hear him chortle in amusement. “My friends joke around a lot. About me being a cougar and all,” you explain reluctantly, letting the silk in your grasp fall from your fingers. You instead pick at the stitches in your shirt, a worried lilt in your voice as you speak. “You know how I’m one of the oldest members in the RFA? I told my friends that and well, yeah…” The way your voice trails off is suspicious to say the least, as if you were hiding something from Seven.

“That still doesn’t explain why they think you’re a cougar. You do know what that word means, don’t you? It means to be sexually interested in younger men,” he rattles off, so casually that you wonder if anything can embarrass Seven. Then, his voice turns into something mischievous. “So? Who’s the lucky guy?”

Your flustered sputtering confirms his accusation. Mortified, you turn your body and bury your face into a pillow, your shrill screaming muffled. “______?”, you hear. “______, c’mon it’s not bad to be interested in someone younger than you. And knowing you, you’re probably not interested in just sex, right?” You squeal at the lewd word, pulling another chuckle from him.

Eventually, you turn your head away from the pillow, inhaling to calm your nerves. “Yoosung…”, you breathe out.

“What about Yoosung?”

“Th-The guy I’m interested in… It’s Yoosung.”

“…”

Your teeth snags onto your bottom lip when a lengthy silence comes from the other end. “S-Seven? You there?”, you ask, voice shaky. “I know it’s weird bu-”

“HOLY SHIT!”, you wince from the scream Seven emits. “HAHAHAHAHA YOU LIKE YOOSUNG?! DAMN ______! I DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE INTO COLLEGE BOYS! HAHAHAHAHA!”

“I hate you, I hate you so much,” you hiss into the phone. “Laugh one more time and I’m keying your cars!”

He chokes on his laughs, struggling to plead with you through hacking coughs. “W-Wait ______! Let’s be reasonable here!” Seven’s frantic tone in his hoarse voice brings a smug smile on your face. “My babies don’t deserve this! Take me instead! Please!”

You haven’t your rolled your eyes this hard since… Well, ever. “Will you just-! Help me?!”, you huff, the desperation clear even through the annoyance in your voice. “I… I really like him and I don’t want him to be creeped out when he finds out that I’m like 6 years older than him.” You cringe at the thought, heart aching at the image of Yoosung’s face twisting in disgust.

“You mean you haven’t even told him your age?”, Seven asks softly. He sighs, clearly disappointed in you. “______… Yoosung won’t be creeped out.”

“How do you know that?”

“Have you not figured out what type of stuff this boy’s into? Trust me, you’re fine ______. Just tell him. It won’t change his feelings for you at all.”

“His feelings? For me?”

His chuckle feels more reassuring now, the slightest bit of confidence seeping into you from the deep sound.

“He likes you too ______. Probably way more than you think he does.”

-

“And then he shouts at me for not getting the item in time! Like, how was I supposed to get it when I was literally carrying his sorry butt?!”

Yoosung’s whiny rants were nothing but adorable to you. Admittedly, you were a little disappointed that the only reason he invited you over was to vent, but Yoosung is Yoosung and you’re weak.

You sink into the comfy couch, head lolling to the side to watch as he talks animatedly about his LOLOL raids, hands flailing about and lilac eyes alight with passion.

It’s been a week since your… Enlightening conversation with Seven and it’d be a lie to say it hasn’t been crossing your mind ever since. In fact, it’s concerning just how much you keep thinking about it. Every waking hour - in the shower, while you eat, while you work - it refuses to leave your head.

“He likes you too ______. Probably way more than you think he does.”

If what Seven had said was true, then…

You wet your lips nervously as Yoosung stops his babbling, your silence concerning him. “______? Are you okay?” His eyes peer deep into yours, worry shining in his hues. His pretty pink lips were pulled into a frown. You want to kiss it off of him.

‘He likes you too…’

‘Just tell him.’

‘It won’t change his feelings for you at all.’

.

.

.

“I’m 27!”, you blurt.

Oh.

Oh shit.

“Wait- Shit! Fuck! I didn’t mean to-!” With a loud, excruciatingly painful groan, you bury your flaming red face into your hands. You hadn’t meant to admit it so abruptly! Stupid Seven!

You can hear Yoosung shift next to you, his movements making you even more anxious. “Uhm,” he finally says. “Well, I’m 21…?” You can hear the question in his voice and you groan even more in embarrassment. Great, now you confused him…

“______? C’mon, tell me what’s wrong!” Yoosung’s hands reach out to grip at your wrists, his touch sending electric shocks up your spine. His thumb rubs soothing circles into your skin, each stroke shooting an arrow through your heart. “You know you can tell me anything right?”

You quiver under his stare, teeth latching onto and chewing your bottom lip to shreds. “My friends,” you manage to choke out, averting your gaze. His wide violet eyes were not good for your sanity. “My friends were teasing me… A-About how I’m a cougar.”

“A cougar?” He cocks his head in confusion. “What’s that?”

You want to D I E.

“Well you see Yoosung, when a woman loves a young man very very much…”

His eyebrows furrow. “So you’re telling me, you love someone and your friends are teasing you about it?”

“W-Well yeah, but the thing is he’s… He’s way younger than me and they just like to joke about that.” Yoosung looks strangely conflicted now, eyes downcast and mouth a thin line; it’s worrying. “Yoosung…?”

“Who is it?”, he asks, painfully hushed.

You could only stare at the blonde, confusion clear in your eyes. “What do you mean?”

“Who’s the guy?” He looks as if someone had stabbed him, betrayal and sadness embedded in his violet hues. “Who’s the guy you… you l-love?”, he practically spat out the word.

A sudden, dawning realization falls upon you and wow holy shit I’m an idiot. Yoosung was jealous. Kim Yoosung was JEALOUS.

You couldn’t help the smile that split across your face and you shake your head at the ridiculousness of it all. “Yoosung,” you laugh, reaching out to cup his face in your hands, pressing your foreheads together. “His name’s Kim Yoosung.”

You watch his expression transition from hopeless to shock to finally, glee. “M-Me?”, he sputters, his cheeks a beautiful red. “You love me?”

Your nod had him beaming up at you, your heart stuttering at the sight. He places his hands atop of yours, staring into your eyes with adoration. “I love you too.” he sighs, pretty lips curved into a dopey smile. He leans in to press a kiss to your nose and you nearly cried from how precious he was.

“Kiss me properly.” You grin when you see how flustered he’s become, puckering your lips to tease him even more. Warm lips capture your own in a tender kiss and you hum, pleased with his boldness.

He pulls away to kiss your cheek, then along your jaw and up to your ear, your little gasps fueling his actions. His warm breath against your skin send shivers down your spine, your ears a bright red.

“You know,” he sighs, his hands sliding down to take ahold of your hips, tugging you closer. “If you were a cougar, I wouldn’t mind if you pounced on me.”

[transparentheartz]

hello!! day 6 woo :D i just noticed how long our messages are and it makes me so happy awwww <3

hope you got your quizzes and other work done! i have 2/3 questions answered for a final paper which i'm surprisingly enjoying, it's on gender and queer theory which is soo interesting...

hopefully you'll make friends in your workplace tho! i met my best friend through work and she's literally one of my fav people so i hope you can find that!

omg i'm kinda scared of that bridge and intrigued!! i'm sorry to hear your anxiety makes being in cars with other people difficult, it must make long journeys so uncomfortable...

yeah i'm the same with my birthday, the only time i'll make a big deal out of it to my family bc it's all jokes yanno... i think my last 'party' was probably 14/15 too... i just have so many different friends and the idea of them all coming together makes me so anxious... too many conflicting ideals and personalities!!!

i mean you could still go out and not drink, even tho i know it's supposed to be a huge part of turning 21, just make sure you're comfortable!! i only really drink when i'm around people i'm comfortable with and even at that, i've never been pissed before. i hate the idea of losing control ahaha (just lil control freak me!!) yeah i do think alcohol tastes rotten tbh... i've a v sweet tooth so i tend to stuck with cocktails (hello pornstar martini) or just vodka and coke bc you can't really taste it! or there's this one cider that is soo sweet that i'll go for sometimes but don't force yourself to drink!

nameless nights was sooo good, it was one of the first ones i read! ahaha i can't imagining turning my irls into larries, my sister lectures me all the time about assuming L and H's sexuality (they're so loud, like idc they're not straight men!) and ugh. sounds like a dream!!

omg yay!! me too, although i haven't had time in soo long but i love reading, my fav genre is young adult, and within that i'll read fantasy contemporary dystopian, i'm not fussy! you read so fast wow!!! i love when you can escape with a good book! my fav atm is the daevabad trilogy by SA Chakraborty... absolute rollarcoster of emotions. an auto buy author for me is marie lu or beth o'leary!

enjoying talking to you so much!! have a great day <3

- your ss <3

hii! i know our messages are so long but i feel like i have so much more to say lol. honestly i love getting your messages, i always check to see if i have any new ones even though i know you only send one a day.

i finished all but one quiz, i still have a paper due in one class and three other papers due in another .. plus whatever is due this week so .. it’s gonna be rough especially bc i close every day this week for work.

which i’m currently writing this as i’m sitting outside my job for my shift to start. where do you work or what do you do? (don’t have to answer if not comfortable)

it can make long rides uncomfortable but really i sleep during super long rides. i have always loved sleeping in cars. when i was a baby i would fight sleep and cry and my mom would put me in the car and drive around the neighborhood and i’d fall asleep really easily lol.

it’s not just drinking either, i just genuinely don’t like being around big crowds or people i don’t know. and a bar or club will smell like alcohol and i hate the smell just as much as the taste. maybe i’ll try it idk. i mostly want to go to concerts for my bday.

i never talk about 1d or larrie with anyone irl. i’ve been a fan since 2011 and my best friend didn’t even know the extent to how much i love them and i’ve known her for like 7 years. idek how i turned her into a larrie, i think i mentioned it a few times cause something was happening in the fandom or something and then she went and did a deep dive of larry and now she’s obsessed and reads fics with me ! not only did i turn her into a larrie, i made her a bigger fan of 1d as a whole ;)

i like young adult , new adult and romance (cause like .. spicy scenes yk lol) i want to get into fantasy but it’s hard cause it’s just so much going into one book or series. i don’t have a auto buy author. before i buy books i have to read the first few chapters to see if i’ll like the writing style, characters, and stuff like that. i can never just see a book cover or read the synopsis and buy it off bat. if i see a cover or synopsis i like i’ll google it and read the preview of it.

questions for you :

do you have or want any pericings?

do you have any or want any pets?

do you like wearing makeup or going natural ?

hope you have/had a wonderful day :)