#it's soooo round

[mrsfitzgerald]

28.05.23. ig: collin_kors

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

come get yer Laughin'stock! get it hot off the press! free Laughin'stock right here!

[jewish-culture-is]

jewish culture is talking to a jewish friend about jewish holidays and theorizing about a drag show for purim, which turns into "what if I start a jewish drag bar that has daytime programming for minors (and adults) and nighttime programming (for adults only) to be a queer inclusive jewish space somewhere (which we queer jews desperately need more of), and seriously starting to consider it, so now you have to think about what you'd name it if you DID make it (taking suggestions for my hypothetical jewish drag bar)

[steelycunt]

people talk about them getting back together post-poa but really. i think there is a brief period right after the end of poa but before they’re having sex in the kitchen at grimmauld place where they’re sort of hanging about with other people and remus passingly refers to sirius as his ex boyfriend and sirius gets sooo pissy he is like ???? Pardon. Since when am i your EX boyfriend we didn’t break up??? okay so what i thought you were the traitor we still never actually had that conversation we NEVER broke up?? we did not break up. Well we didn’t do it officially. Well my memory is patchy but I’m sorry I Dont think that happened because I don’t think I would have Liked That. So really actually we’re still boyfriends. If you think of it like that? because we didn’t break up. and remus has to be like sirius. you went to prison for twelve years

[crossbackpoke-check]

Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today [abridged], Jess Zimmerman

part one | part two

[forgotmysword]

[wickedsniffles]

Did I have life-changing sex and then have my partner curl into me and sneeze over half a dozen times this morning?

Yes. Yes I did 🫣

[vanyafresita]

practicing how to draw holm... he is sooooo cute.....

[howlfolk4]

trick or treat! 🎃

[majimasleftasscheek]

how was LAD: Gaiden

I've yet to start it tbh 😩 trying to shit out some commissions before I do AND I gotta get off my ass and finish ishin otherwise I never will lsdkgajdg

when I do get thru gaiden, yall will 100% know cuz I'll prolly break down into my base elements and cease to exist

[swiftlydnp]

i have never laughed this hard watching a gaming video oh my goddd this was incredible 😭😭😭😭

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

saw some western aus and wanted to throw my proverbial hat in the ring. well. toss it gently. place it down on the edge-

actually no fuck that, slamming down the hat i have Thoughts:

first off, if anything this au should be the silliest looney toons bullshit.

~ of all the revolvers are unloaded. so gunfights are just people saying "bang" at each other and then throwing the nearest thing at their opponent in place of a bullet

~ Wally is the town sheriff, and he's hilariously incompetent. he also has a habit of shoplifting apples from Howdy's saloon / general store fusion. his cowboy hat has a card with an apple on it tucked in the band, but he doesn't wear it, so at nearly all times one of his hands is occupied with holding the hat. also he doesn't wear his badge ever

~ Barnaby is the town deputy, and he's marginally more competent than Wally. however, he doesn't take his job seriously and is usually napping in his chair on the sheriff office porch. sometimes he wears Wally's badge along with his own for funsies

~ also when Howdy catches Wally stealing, he'll call Barnaby over. Barnaby will proceed to arrest and lock up Wally in his own jail until Barnaby feels too bad for leaving him in there and lets him out

~ there is only one horse in town, and its Eddie's so that he can do his delivery runs and get mail from the town over - he has a lil wagon too. Sally has a running gag where she tries to steal the horse, but it completely ignores her and won't budge an inch.

~ on that note, Wally has one of those stick horses. when he needs to chase someone down, he hops on it and Barnaby lifts him by the scruff and runs, gently shaking him up and down to simulate natural horse riding movements. somehow it always works. no one can escape this tactical move

~ the only role i can see for Sally is overly-theatrical outlaw, just as incompetent as Wally. she never succeeds in stealing anything but also never gets caught because, again, Wally is terrible at his job. everyone usually comes outside to watch their wacky "fights" and do nothing about it, including Barnaby. also Julie helps her sometimes

~ Julie i think would be the town banker. she's unusually strict about it and can get kind of scary about technicalities. however the town doesn't really use currency, so they have a point system that they keep careful track of. it would be stickers, but those dont exist. actually fuck that these are puppets, stickers exist and the board is like the gold stars in that one spongebob episode

~ Frank is an entomologist that decided to brave the untamed west to see what new bugs he might discover. what he discovered was dust, scorpions, and an inability to leave the town due to no monies anywhere. he finds entertainment in keeping track of the local ant colonies' wars & affairs, and also complaining at Howdy at the bar

~ everyone complains to Howdy. he has someone at his bar at any given time and he's taken to being incredibly passive aggressive about it. they still have to pay with jokes or favors or whatever they can think of that he'll accept

~ Poppy runs the hotel, where pretty much everyone lives. Julie lives there, Frank lives there, Sally lives there, Wally lives there. Barnaby prefers to sleep in the sheriffs office, as he doesn't want to make the "across the street" commute. Howdy also stays in his saloon/store, and Eddie sleeps in his post office - as canon intended.

~ Home is the mayor. don't ask me if he's a person, an object head, or just a building - i do not know. he's probably still a building. no one can understand what he says

~ oh also Frank is incredibly pressed over the fact that the town's lawfolk suck at their job. he swears he has an aneurysm every time Wally chases Sally down the street on a stick horse, or when blatant crime is happening right in front of a very asleep Barnaby. he is tempted to take over as sheriff, but alas, there are scorpions to be stung by

~ and finally: apple chaps. thats all thanks good day

[wasted-women]

ROUND 1B, MATCH 7 OUT OF 8!

Cause of Death & Propaganda Under the Cut:

Bill Potts

Cause of Death: Shot and turned into a Cyberman

Propaganda:

Bonus package deal of the bury your gays trope AND the doctor who universe specific trope of black character being turned into a cyberman. Like it happens a LOT. Like a weird amount. Also bill Potts is a lovely character who was so funny and gay and her dynamic with the doctor was so good and she deserved so much more.

Freya

Cause of Death: Stabbed when transformed into a monster; succumbs to her injuries in her human form

Propaganda:

[No Propaganda Submitted]

Mary Watson

Cause of Death: Took the bullet for Sherlock

Propaganda:

[No Propaganda Submitted]

[spaceratprodigy]

Thank you for the tag @hibernationsuit 💖💕

> used this picrew <

❤️ – Faith (the Outer Worlds | she/her)

💜 – Iris (Fallout 4 | she/her)

🖤 – Poppy (Fallout 4 | she/her)

💙 – Maril (Kingdom Hearts | she/her)

💖 – Zinnia (Fallout 3/FNV | she/her)

💛 – Ceciliana (Rogue Trader | she/her)

no pressure tags: @captastra @darkfire1177 @the-lastcall @bokatan

open tag to anyone who wants to jump in!

[oldtvandcomics]

So far, my favorite non-English queer movies.

Paradise Lost (2018) ; The Blue Caftan (2022) ; I Dream In Another Language (2017) ; The Valley of a Thousand Hills (2022) ; Badhaai Do (2022) ; Mystère à la tour Eiffel (2015)

[biracy]

Seren sketches I forced myself to keep super loose and not go overboard with feat. return of the round sunglasses, oh how I've missed you