#its 3am rn😭😭

[skrrtscree]

Ryomina Week DAY 1: First Meeting/Childhood Friends

Based on the scene in the movies when they met, he was so crazy for jumping off a fucking building.😭

[icecream-headaches]

Sweet summertime patrick

[the--firevenus]

I MISS DANCAE I MISS THEM SO MUCH FUCCCKKKK😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 HSR RETURN THEM TO MEEEE COME BACKKKK

[madame-mongoose]

Guys my babygirl noticed me

[piplupod]

praying and hoping and begging for things to get better or at least more tolerable soon because i dont know how many more physical symptoms of stress my body can take

[lucidicer]

HE DID IT ALL IN ONE GO JUST FOR ME

[kuiinncedes]

🥹 ;-;

[justcallmesakira]

HIII OMG I haven’t had a good laugh in a while until i came across your fyodor’s sis dating dazai hcs IT GOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR 😭 can i request for dazai’s sister dating fyodor if you’re up for it? fluff crack make it silly if you want i’ll enjoy anything from you for sure!!

"Dazai with a sister dating Fyodor!"

Sypnosis: Uh oh! Looks like Dazais one and only sister he grew up with is dating a rat who the entirety of yokohama is after!

Genre: crack, suggestive? (idk sth is wrong with me)

Warning: More blasting, bombing, terrorrist, rizz,

A/N: AHHH I AM SO HAPPY U ENJOYED IT- AND I AM MORE THEN HAPPY BCS I MADE YOU LAUGH !!! >.<

nahhh like brother like sister :/

NO BCS i feel like fyodor just wanted to temper dazai by using his ugly breedable charms on you

But it backfired terribly! (like his posture)

Though you were his one and oNlY eNeMyS blood relative he just couldnt help but flirt with you and perhaps ykyk do those romantic stuff ppl do

This is so ooc rn ;skull emoji 69x;

However you were extremly LIKE extremly careful to not let your brother know

You literly sneaked off the house as if you were sneaking inthe kitchen to cook a whole buffet at 3am!!

Except you were sneaking off to EAT a whole buffet😏😏

Even the rat himself helped you to sneak to his rusty ahh apartment

Wow! The first thing he actually did for others!!!!!

Honestly dazai would be chill though-

Like oh his sister is dating someone? welp sure! i have exes all around the city hope its not one of them though hehe...HeHe

FUCKING SLU--

You took the risk of rizzing fyodor up infront of him though like:

"I am crime, I am punishment" you: "I know something else you can punish :3"

Dazai woke back from the dead with em bones fish eye when u said that

AYYY DAZAI IN HIS MELANIE MARTINEZ "PORTALS" ERA!!!!1😍

When he find out though.....oh god hes going to give you that light skin stare, with his eyes turning into nothing but a pitch black void

like my soul-- OKAY THIS IS THE LAST ONE I PROMISE--

One day you met up with fyodor and you were so excited that you nearly threw his anemic ass to the ground

"Yaaaah fedya,!! we finally met! dont give me that face do u know how hard it is to come and meet you when my lazy ahh brother puts trackers on me!" "Malyshka, please calm down---''

All of a sudden u could hear shuffling which instantly cautions the both of you only for your eyes to be meeted with your brothers eye turning into nothing but pitch black like the face he gave when he saw mori

your getting grounded <3

"Out of all people...out of 8 billion people, sister😀" "I-i-i-i i can explain"

he then looked at fyodor with the ugliest angry face ever "YOU FUCKING RAT HOW DARE YOU WOO MY SISTER WITH FEHUYOUR UGFLY AHH RATUTILLIE NO RIZZ MANIUPULATION I AM GONNA BLAST YO-"

damn.. dazai become eminem

the shift mood between to u then to fyodor was so funny

LIKE YALL SAW THE ADVICE FYODOR GAVE TO DAZAI IN THEIR CELLS? THATS A BIT--- UM YANDERE??????!!

"BROTHER CALM DOWN I WAS NOT MANIUPULATED TF-" "THAT WONT STOP ME FROM MY MANSLAUGHTER ARC" "WHAT?--"

#siblinggoalsfr

fyodor honestly only glared at him with a smile that said "If they annoy you, go for their sibling"

dazai YANKED Your arm taking you back to you apartment and just stared at you as if you got a B in maths

uh oh...

So YEAH after hours of not being able to calm him down he finally accepted!

Dazai gifted fyodor a dead rat in a helicopter after he accepted you guys😍😍😍

No bcz i think u and nikolai would have matching energy--

Nikolai: "Dos-kun bites his nails!" You: "Real except he bites my neck!"

one day ranpo jolted up from his seat with fisheye and slowly turned to you as if you ate his (dead)mother

"Dazai Y/N, you did not..." "Oh yes yes i just did :3"

everybody was so confused like did you steal his snacks or sth???

"like brother like sister i guess...." -ranpo after finding out his bestie is doing unholy things to his enemy

JKJK-

Dazai acted so overdramatic omg- ugh hes so babygirl

"I still cant believe it... MY OWN SISTER DATING-DAT-DATING A STINKY RAT! Wait- WHAT IF YOU GET MARRIED???????!!!!! WILL YOUR NAME BE D-D-D-DOS-DOE RATVESKY?? sis you better let him take your name WAIT NO I WILL NOT SHARE MY NAME WITH HIM UGFYDUTYFE"

dramatic gossip girlie fr

like its literly like

"I took your victory😈" "I took your sisters viriginty😈😈😈"

i am so sorry-WAHHHHHHHHHH- *gets shot in the head by reader for being so dirty*

during gatherings, they just smile at each other protesting in their minds who can take care of u better while your in a chair rollin around and going :3

kuro kuro kuro kuroooo kuro kuro kuro kuro ding luro kuro ding~

until your silly ahh falls! :D

And its just a second of time to see who can cath you first-

Dazais going to turn your wedding into an arson commitment!

"Breaking news!, Depressed man who half the fandom slanders burns down his sisters wdding venue with soy sauce!"

Well... its a funky ride! but hey its fyodor

A/N: i know its short but i tried okay- ENJOY!! i love doing crack if i cant laugh or be happy i will make others happy!! <33

Divider crds: @nikolaismasquerade

tags! @silverbladexyz @riiwrites @chuuyasboner @heartsfourdazai @atlasnessie @atsquie @tojifile @biscuits-lovely-corner @darling--angst

[dualityvn]

i thought i was prepared until i saw that apdnsifhwidj in the forest while i was playing the vn at 3am rn 😭 Keith's warning did nothing, me and MC were one body and mind : PANICK 👺

THE ART WAS SO GOOD THOUGH??? and the ambiance threw me off soo bad I had to lock my doors and windows LMAO thanks for the scare! 😚

Thank you!! :D I worked hard on that scene, I'm glad it did its job!

[milkymoosh]

ermm egon spengler doodle thingy because i need to figure out how to draw him in my style!! || sorry for not posting for so long!! and sorry if this is terrible its almost 3am for me rn i cannot tell 😭😭

[fidgets-dismay]

lil comic!

sorry ive been gone for like…generations… my mental health just fell off 😭💀

and sorry again about the ART STYLE CHANGES

I hc that sometimes Mr Plant forgets his boyfriend is like really short and gets scared when he can’t find him. I just think hes a huge softie when it comes to Argos, I think hes afraid of loosing him in a way. I think they both are. And Mr Plant DEFINITELY plays those cat ipad games, Argos got him into it so he couldn’t fidget (oh look! Its my name fr fr) as much and make his hands red/numb.

honestly if Argos asked Mr Plant to find the rarest gold, he’d probably do so. In like, 30 minutes too.

ignore the countless errors, its 3AM.

bonus doodle!!!

I would link my a03 but i havent writtin anything new with these two in weeks. Im on spring break rn and ive done pretty much nothing and Im still not ready for it to end 💔

i ammmmm sooooo drainedddd, honor roll three quarters for whattttt??? Piece of paper and a handshake????

[dnfhascorruptedme]

The Great Ranger Ruckus

@biggestqiblifan ITS HERE!!! Its kinda half-asses bc it’s like 3am rn but oh well 😭

——————

Ash, Gilan's apprentice, grinned mischievously as he and Gilan hatched a plan. Their target: Will. The prank: Filling his quiver with useless, floppy arrows.

Under the light of the midday sun, Ash and Gilan snuck into Halt’s cabin, trying to stifle their giggles. Halt was at the castle and Will was hanging out with Alyss and Horace. They switched the arrows, holding their breath as they worked. They casually settled on the couch, talking about random stuff, when Gilan heard Will enter in the cabin.

"Gilan, where's Halt?" Will asked, not even surprised to see them there.

"Gone to meet with Crowley, I think. Halt said to practise shooting, and while I’m here i may as well give you a few pointers." Gilan replied, trying to keep a straight face.

Will nodded, unaware of the prank. "Okay, let's get started then."

As they began training, Will soon discovered the fake arrows. His face turned bright red as he struggled to shoot them, each one flopping uselessly to the ground. “What- I swear these were fine yesterday! Ohh no Halt is going to kill me!”

Gilan and Ash stood there, Ash with his own bow in hand, watching as Will's frustration grew. Finally, they couldn't contain their laughter anymore and burst out into the open, holding their sides.

Will's eyes narrowed, "I knew you guys had something to do with it! You two are in for it!"

Ash let out a peal of laughter as Will chased him, eventually ending with Will pushing him into a pond and ash’s dragging him down with him.

Gilan shook his head with a sigh. “Ah, boys.”

Ash grinned at him. “Ah, old men.”

“HEY!”

[moonjxsung]

HI BABYGIRL HAI HAI HAIIIIII

hope you’re having a splendid weekend<333<33 took the wknd off from work and am rotting accordingly lols… annnnyyywas it’s 3am for me currently rn// fucking daylight savings omfg it was literally just 1:59 two seconds ago BRUH///////. and I’m plagued with minhos thighs . the power of a .1 second clip of this man literally just sitting ??????

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cy9NhZ9NAcZ/?igsh=cWtiOTZueDl5ZjFq

i need to touch grass or find god orSIT ON HIS LAP or delete social media or or orrrrrrrrr💆🏽‍♀️💆🏽‍♀️💆🏽‍♀️ ALSO LOOK AT THIS FUCKING JI EDIT THIS OKW KILLED ME BRO

like what the FUCKKKKKK DUDE DO NOME OF YALL WANR ME TO BE SANE BC ITS FUCKING WORKIFNGGGSGSGSGSHSHS

PLEASE I AM SO GLAD I WASNT THE ONLY ONE WHO COMPLETELY FORGOT IT WAS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS ?????? I was so confused I thought I was just that bad at keeping track of time 😭😭 luckily I was awake to catch the Hyuniminibinnie live AND the nct127 live so I might’ve gone to sleep at like 7am but it was worth it 😋☝️

ALSO STOPPDPCDODKD THE WAY I ALREADY HAVE THAT MINHO VIDEO SAVED PLEAAASKKWWKEJDN HIS MANSPREADING IS SO FUCKINT SEXYYJSJDJD I NEED TO SIT ON HIS LAP…… AND RHE FUCKINF JISUNG EDIT OH YALL WANT ME DEADDDDD 😀😀😀😀 I just know facial hair Jisung eats pussy like a full time job

ILY ANGEL I HOPE YOU’RE DOING WELL RAHHH WE’RE HUGGING RN 💓🩷💕🫶

[mostsanekazefan]

Y AM I FINDIN THIS OIT NOWWWW.????? LIK THIS IS SOOO ADORABLE 😭❤️❤️ ❤️ Y DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME?? OH MYOGOSH I CANT STOP THINKIN ABT THIS NOWW THIS GIVIN HC IDEAS NOW <33 THIS IS SOO CUTE I CANT DO THIS RN ITS LITTERALY ALMOST 3AM 😭😭

[finnickyy]

bro omfg i just finished grian's guess the build episode and I have never laughed this hard in a WHILE.

I think the last time I laughed this hard was when I met my friends IRL for the first time

Skizz's last build killed me. IT WAS SO BAD 😭😭😭😭

Its 3am for me rn and I am on the floor dying trying to be quiet because WTF WAS THAT?

[ughgoaway]

it really is a mental health dip kind of a month i swear seasonal depression is mf real 😔💔 but while you take a backseat on writing etc (idk how you guys write so often like burn out would hit me after the second sentence 😭💀) here's some insane brainrot and perhaps inspo but mainly just blurb like comfort to think ab bc honestly why lie matthew may be a headache but he really is the best of distractions in such times <3 (here's to hoping some serotonin will roll its way over to both of us)

(dad matty universe ofc bc well-)

- matty singing his songs to baby annie and absolutely dying when she'd giggle to it

- babysitting annie mid studio sessions like can you just imagine the boys producing and recording and annie taking turns sleeping in each of their laps etc 😭😭

- matty calling adam at the randomest times to ask for parenting advice (crying)

- the very idea of matty holding a sleeping annie in his arms as they both doze off will actually kill me i swear

- any thought remotely related to dad matty doing dad things honestly

- like imagine him packing her school lunches etc and including little notes for her kms

- the boys taking annie on trips etc like imagine them all at the zoo gn

(honestly a pre-reader blurb list/prequel may be a need somewhere down the line-)

anyways yes I totally do not.... think about dad matty......like at all......

bff anon is going to run away and disappear now 😍 xx

(late to respond to this bc I am still violently ill lol)

YES BFF HI!!!! seasonal depression is EARLY this year!! honestly, I don't get it either. Some writers literally write every day... if I did that, I'd die. I don't even write that much, and I still burn out so quickly

okay I don't have the mental capacity rn to discuss each idea in depth but let me just say; YES YES YES YES YES I LOVE IT.

(not very) brief comments on each one below the cut;

- matty singing people to baby Annie and she is just laughing like crazy... yes.

- do not even put this into my head. the idea of baby Annie sitting in Ross' lap while he plays bass. Or Adam takes her from matty when he needs to record a little vocal take, and he and Annie wave from the other side. Matty promptly messes up that take because he's busy making heart eyes at his beautiful baby (and after much pressure, he reluctantly says he was making heart eyes at hann too...) Or she's sitting in George as he produces something, she giggles and presses a button. at first George is like, "No!" But then he plays it, and he's like, "...wait that kinda bangs, " and annie gets a producer credit!!!!

(side note imagine them including an accidental take at the end of a song of Annie babbling or laughing... people are like "what is that cute laughter at the end?" and matty is like "💞❤️💖my baby girl💖❤️💞")

- it's like 12am, and Adam is just getting into bed when he gets a facetime from matty who is PANICKING. Adam is immediately like "bro, what's up", all he can hear in the background is SCREAMING bc Annie is clearly unhappy. matty is freaking tf out because "I can't find her stuffed rabbit Adam. it's been 2 hours. she won't stop crying. I don't know what to do and -" and Adam cuts him off like "matty, calm down, it's okay. didn't you put it in that weird pocket of your bag in the studio today?" and matty looks like he could literally cry of joy and just is like "YES I LOVE YOU BRO. BYE. SLEEP WELL." and abruptly hangs up, leaving Adam laughing and carly asking."oh god, what did matty need"

- perhaps a long day in the studio and matty is like "I'll just rock Annie to sleep on the sofa in the other room, be back in 10" and he simply... does not return. George comes in prepared to have a go at matty for being a helicopter dad when he sees them both open mouth snoring on the sofa lol.

- the idea of messy hair 3am matty trying to test the temperature of the milk on his wrist but getting confused at what it's meant to feel like. simultaneously rocking a screaming Annie and just trying not to also scream.

- OHMYGODDDD. like she's a little older, and it starts with a little note explaining something in her lunch, and she comes home SO EXCITED because "it was a note from you, Daddy!!! it's like we're spies sending secret letters!!!" And obviously, matty is now in full spy mode. they create a secret code, and he decorates them to say "top secret" on the outside. the notes are always things like "love you peanut! have a good day!" But we can play pretend okay.

- maybe Annie has become obsessed with penguins recently (Ross is obviously encouraging this and loves her giggles whenever he shows her his tattoo) and matty wants to show her irl penguins. matty offhandedly mentions him and Annie are going to the zoo tomorrow for the first time and the other boys are like "HMM??? WITHOUT US???" especially Ross bc like... hello he got her into penguins... the audacity from matty to be silent??? so they all are like "we're coming." thus a group trip to the zoo happens, and hann brings his little one and its just a family affair. sooo many pictures, especially Annie seeing her very first penguin and a group shot that a very confused old woman took for them (seriously, why are there 4 grown tattooed men with two children crying at penguins???)

these thoughts became much less concise as time went on...

I might have to do some prequel/early dad matty blurbs... if yall are interested???