#its a cool octopus towel i was gifted

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I finally fixed my towel that's been slowly ripping in half for the past year! Granted i used a sewing machine I'm still stoked about how it turned out

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(purupurupuru) (purupurupuru) (gocha!) (coo!) (coo!)

 Happy Super Duper Monday, minna-san! I hope everyone had a good weekend. As for us, we are stoked for many fun events happening this summer. The weather is getting a bit warmer so be sure to keep yourselves hydrated and wear light clothing. Well, we done our obligation so we have loads of fun news to share with you. You know the drill. First off, last week’s chapter was EXTRAORDINARY! With the gang finally out of Totland, now they can rest easy now that Sanji is back with them. Meanwhile, all the representatives from the 20 kingdoms are sailing towards to Reviere. We see that Rebecca and Kyros joined with Violet with King Riku. Suddenly, a bunch pirates were plotting to kidnap Violet, but alas, the great marine hero Coby arrives and put a stop to them. He and Helmeppo are escorting the Riku family. Then, Coby reads the news about Luffy and Sanji. He couldn’t stop crying knowing that Luffy is making his name. The whole world reads the shocking news about the attempt assassination of Big Mom. Everyone was shocked to read the BIG BIG BIG NEWS about Luffy. So new bounties have increased, and a new Yonko has been announced. First, Sanji has a bounty of 330 million berries, but was really disappointed that his wanted poster added his family name with it. Once again, it depressed him. At the end, Luffy sees his bounty, but was sad cause it decreased to 150 berries, but Brook told him he misread it. It was announced that the new Yonko is none other… drum roll, please! Da da da da da da! LUFFY!! Yes, is now a Yonko with a bounty of 1 billion 500 million!!! YOWZA! That’s a big increase than 2 years ago when he fought against Doflamingo. The news shocked the gang?! Straw Hat Luffy is the 5th Yonko!!!! What will happen next time?! Guess we’ll see how things will unfold in this new adventure. There is no manga this week due to Golden Week so be patient and wait. Next, this past weekend’s episode was scary as we see Big Mom going nuts to see that Brook destroyed the picture of Mother Caramel. Meanwhile, as everyone tries to fulfill their mission, the Big Mom pirates surrounded the Vinsmokes ready to kill them as they planned. Judge was utterly in distraught finding out that he was played for a sucker for trusting Big Mom. At the end, Katakuri approaches quickly to stop Bege and Luffy from carrying on their plan to kill Big Mom as Brook urges Luffy to show the wrecked picture to Big Mom one more time so that she can screech her lungs out for the KX launcher to kill her. Next time, the fight goes on. Will they succeed with this plan? Don’t miss it! Now on with the news! Look who came to hang out with us for a bit. It’s Tongari-san! Take it away, my friend. Share your enthusiastic news. First off, Golden Week is a half week holiday, and the tower is getting ready to celebrate the future king of the pirates birthday, Luffy!!! His birthday is on May 5th, and it’s a good day. Its kid’s day so all children in elementary school will have free entry to the park. Next, Tongari Store are selling these adorable plush purses of mascots of Kumacy, Chopper, Bepo, and Kung Fu dugong to keep your phone or ticket safely tucked w/o losing it. Next, Mugiwara Café will be giving out picture frame designs for free for customers when you order something from the menu and have pictures taken at the tower. Only available May 1st, 2nd, and 6th from noon to six pm. Last entry will be at five-thirty. Next, the store will be selling the birthday buttons of the character for May. Here is also the new birthday button of Luffy with his cheerful face. Also, if you make purchase over 1000 yen, you’ll get a free birthday poster of Luffy. Moving on, last week, all arcades stocked this new King of Artist figurine of Luffy in Bound Man pose from Whole Cake Island. If you got your coins and game face ready, get on with it, and beat that crane. Next, Mugiwara store are selling these new mini tote bags of Ace, Law, and Chopper with the first letters of their names in bold color. Next, new acrylic straps of Luffy and Sanji have been released. Also, a new t-shirt of Luffy has been released which is his t-shirt from his kid days with Anchor in front and his kid self in the back. It’s a cute t-shirt. Next, they re-stocked more of these button sets of Ace, Zoro, Sanji, Ace, and Law. Next, more new buttons. This button sets of Luffy and Katakuri, and Zoro and Sanji in their Germa suits. You can also find them at the Jump Shops as well. Get it before it’s out of stock. Next, some awesome birthday goods of Luffy will also be at Mugiwara Stores and the tower such as this acrylic art board, tea cup, hand towel, t-shirt, friendly eco purse, and folders. Next, OP game app, Thousand Storm, we mentioned last week that its having a campaign of the Straw Hats in their new look. Pass many levels and get many coins to receive Luffy in his dashing pirate outfit. Next, new updates on the OP Summer event at USJ. First, last week, the website has launched the opening for reservations. You can purchase online or on the day you visit, but I would recommend you buy the tickets online so you avoid standing and waiting for your turn. If you purchased online, be sure to bring an ID and confirmation of your purchase so they can confirm it. The show is at 7:00 so you must be there 15 minutes early so you have time to find your seat. For the restaurant, There are still plenty of openings, but be quick otherwise you’ll have to wait till you visit the park and make reservations in person at the Beverly Hills Boulangerie. The window is located on the right side so stand in line and wait till they take your reservation time. For those who made reservations online, like the show tickets, bring ID and confirmation. You can have it your smartphone or print it out. In my opinion, you should print it just in case technology goes wrong. They have updated the menu they’ll have this year. You’ll be given a free drink such as orange juice at the entrance. For appetizers, they’ll have smoked duck, pastrami beef, smoked salmon, raw ham millefeu, and marinated shrimp and octopus with some delicacy sauce with hearts. For entre, you will have a choice to choose either the beef dish that has sirloin roast beef with layoinasse potatoes, and gratin soybeans. The fish dish has sautee sea beam with mash potatoes and eggplants. Both entres will include bread with butter. For kids menu, they’ll have Buggy’s Watch-Out-for-his-red nose dish. It will have Buggy’s chicken rice with a cherry tomato, fried shrimp with tartar sauce, omelet, chicken nugget, fresh steamed veggies, and macaroni gratin. For dessert, they’ll serve Tokimeki’s Strawberry Mousse. For drinks, you can order these colorful alcohol or non-alcohol drinks. For alcohol drinks, they’ll have Buggy’s “Who the hell you’re calling big nose” drink with an orange and cherry, and they’ll have for “You’re beautiful” strawberry sparkling wine. For non-alcohol, they’ll have “You’re cute” lemon soda cocktail, and Longing for the All-Blue drink with some colorful gelatin fish. If you order either of these drinks, you’ll be given a free random silver spoon of any Straw Hats. You will can also purchase a commemorative sweet dessert gift set of Sanji that will have a chocolate and fruit heart cakes with two tea bags, and a special message from Sanji. Let the cashier know before you leave. You’ll also have a chance to take a photo with the characters. No news yet who will be there this summer, but while you’re dining, waiters will escort you to the line so you can take your photo. Once you leave, you can head outside to purchase your photo frame. It’s a load of fun this summer. Updates on the other OP restaurant at the park and merchandise will be announced later. Also, they’ll have a Water Battle where you can watch a mini show of OP and get wet at the same time. Its oodles of fun, and a way to cool yourself off from the scorching heat. Last, but not least, here is the new cover of vol.2 from the novel of Ace that has Thatch and Blackbeard in it. It continues on with Ace’s story before he joined the Whitebeard pirates. Well, that’s all we got for now. Tune in for more news and events next week. Special thanks to Tongari for dropping by. See you around, my friend. BOYS! Let’s get some rest. Good job.

 USJ events: https://www.usj.co.jp/onepiece/summer2018/#

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21 Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts

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21 Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts

21 Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts Harini Natarajan Hyderabd040-395603080 January 29, 2020

People usually get sentimental when it comes to Valentine’s Day gifts, but not all of us take Valentine’s Day gifts seriously. Some people like giving funny and sarcastic gifts because nothing is more appealing than a good sense of humor. So, instead of the usual chocolates, flowers, and romantic gifts, try something more creative and funny this Valentine’s Day. Here are some of the silliest, funniest, yet romantic gifts you can offer to your partner!

1. Gelid I Like His Beard/I Like Her Butt Couples Funny Coffee Mug Set

This Valentine’s Day, keep it light and cool with this funny coffee mug set. Remind each other what you like about each other with this conversation starter. This is a great Valentine’s Day gift for couples with a great sense of humor! The captions “I like his beard” and “I like her butt” are printed on both sides. This set makes a perfect gift for couples who genuinely like each other’s butt and beard!

Key Features:

Print that does not fade

Ceramic mugs

Dishwasher- and microwave-safe

Buy it here!

2. JustPaperRoses “I Love You From Top To Bottom” Novelty Toilet Paper

Who says Valentine’s Day gifts have to be sweet and romantic? Sometimes, it’s great to give something useful and funny to impress your bae. This adorably funny toilet paper will give them all the feels. Surprise your honey with this “I Love You From Top To Bottom” printed toilet paper roll in the morning, and they will have a good laugh. It is safe to use and functional, just like other toilet paper rolls!

Key Features:

The roll is printed using safe soy ink

Buy it here!

3. LET IT. BEER Beer Chiller Sticks for Bottles

Here’s a unique way to say “I love you” to your bae if you both love beer. Nothing will make them happier than these beer chiller sticks. These chiller sticks keep your beer chill no matter how hot the weather. Now this is a cute and functional gift that will elevate your partner’s beer-drinking experience to the next level.

Key Features:

The chiller sticks need to be refrigerated for 30-50 minutes before use

Comes with an airtight seal

Made using high-grade stainless steel

Buy it here!

4. Beer Greetings Six-Pack Beer Greeting Card Boxes

You know you have the right girl when she gifts you beer on V-Day! If you and your partner love beer, this cool gift set will make them happy this Valentine’s Day. If you end the day sipping some beer and munching on snacks together, these six-pack boxes with Valentine’s Day greetings printed on them will make their day.

Key Features:

Comes with a “Six Ways To Say I Love You” note cards

Buy it here!

5. NobleWorks “They Will Never Find Your Body” Funny Valentine’s Day Card

Give your partner some funny chills with this hilarious Valentine’s Day card. For the couples who like to keep it funny even on Valentine’s Day, this card is just the right gift. The card reads “They will never find your body…” on the outside and “…as hot as I do!” on the inside. It is perfect for a couple who has a twisted sense of humor. What better way to declare your love than to give this funny Valentine’s Day card?

Key Features:

63”x6.75 inch creatively designed card

Made using 30% recyclable material and it minimizes waste

Funny and crazy gift for valentine’s day

Buy it here!

6. ThisWear “I Promise to Love You When We’re Old And You Still Play Video Games” Coffee Mug

Getting your man the perfect Valentine’s Day gift can be a hassle. If he is not into cheesy and romantic gifts, here’s a coffee mug that he will love. This cool coffee mug that reads “I Promise to Love You When We’re Old And You Still Play Video Games” makes for a hilarious gift. If your man is a gamer and does not get off the couch on the weekends, he will love this mug.

Key Features:

11-ounce ceramic coffee mug

Long-lasting, lead-free, and vibrant print that does not fade

Buy it here!

7. Hallmark “I Love You This Much” Love Card

Whodoesn’t love dinosaurs? This adorable card features a T-rex saying “I love you this much” on the front. On the inside, it reads “It’s more than it looks like.” It comes with blank space on the inside, so you can write your own cutesy message and surprise your bae.

Key Features:

Card made using high-quality paper

8” x 7.2” card

Buy it here!

8. Gelid “My Girlfriend Is Hotter Than My Coffee” Mug

Your partner already knows what a catch you are, but there’s no harm in reminding them again and again! The caption on this coffee mug that reads “My girlfriend is hotter than my coffee” is followed hilariously by “Yes, she bought me this mug.” This will surely make your partner laugh out hard.

Key Features:

High-quality coffee mug with a sturdy handle

Dishwasher- and microwave-safe

Buy it here!

9. Customized Girl Personalized “Property Of” Mens Underwear

  Cheesy romantic gifts are for kids. If you want to spice up your Valentine’s Day this year, this amazing pair of undies is all you need. Gift these personalized boxers to your partner, anditwill bring some laughter into his life! These undies will remind him of you whenever he putsthem on.

Key Features:

Stretchy and flexible waistband

Made using durable pre-shrunk cotton

Can be personalized with your name

Buy it here!

10. Hallmark “I Had No Idea What To Get You ForValentine’s Day” Card

  Remind your partner that they have you and need nothing more this Valentine’s Day with this funny card. The card reads “I had no idea what to get you for Valentine’s Day” on the cover and “I mean, you already have me!” on the inside. It’s a memorable and funny way to make your partner laugh.

Key Features: 

Metallic heart design

5” x 7.2” card

Buy it here!

11. Love Bites Design Company “Sorry This Beard Is Taken” T-Shirt

  If your man loves his beard, here is a fun Valentine’s Day gift for him. Make sarcasm your language of love with this T-shirt that will give him a chuckle. He will especially love this T-shirt that reads “Sorry this beard is taken” if he refuses to shave no matter what. 

Key Features: 

Available in 5 different colors

Made from 100% cotton

Lightweight and classic fit 

Buy it here!

12. Nimab “I Promise To Always Be By Your Side” card

  You can never get enough of funny Valentine’s Day cards. This is a card that’ll bring a smile on your partner’s. Write your sweet and sexy message inside this card and avoid those long sentimental messages this Valentine’s Day.  This is a great gift for a man who has a good sense of humor!

Key Features:

8” x 5.3” card

Folded card is blank for personal messages

Buy it here!

13. MyCozyCups “You May Be an A**hole But You’re My A**hole” Mug

  This is super gross but also super hilarious! Your love messages can’t get goofier than this. If you’ve had enough of those long and romantic love messages, it’s time to try something new and surprise your partner with thishilariousmug. This best-selling mug is a great way to troll your partner and simultaneously show some love!

Key Features:

11-ounce ceramic mug

Dishwasher- and microwave-safe mug

Buy it here!

14. Hadley Designs 15 IOU Love Voucher Coupons

  What can be a better way to treat your partner on Valentine’s Day than gifting them some amazing love coupons? Your partner will simply love to redeem this amazing set of 15 love coupons. The coupons are designed for different occasions to create some romantic adventures with your partner. Gift this coupon set to your loved one and turn this Valentine’s Day a little naughty! 

Key Features:

Each love coupon comes with a romantic and bold task

Made of paper

Buy it here!

15. Maad Valentine’s Bear

  This awesome teddy holding a heart that reads “Damn, Boo… You Fine” will make your man go LOL. This romantic bear is 8” tall and has a cute scarf around its neck. If you are looking for a cutesy novelty gift for your boo, this teddy bear is an adorable and great option.

Key Features:

8” plush teddy bear

Made using premium fabric and quality stuffing

Buy it here!

16. Simply Savvy Designs After Sex Towel

Can you find a better gag gift for your partner than this one? This goofy “after sex” towel will surely make him laugh. This soft and smooth towel is designed with sex in mind and will help your man clean up after a steaming session. Do we need to say more?

Key Features:

Made using high-quality and soft fiber

11” x 18” white towel

Buy it here!

17. MyCozyCups DILF Coffee Mug

  Scrolling for hours to get the perfect gift for your bae? Well, if you just can’t get enough of your bae’s dad bod, show him how much you admire it with this awesome and hilarious mug. This is a great way to appreciate and show some love to the father of your children and make him chuckle a bit this Valentine’s Day.

Key Features:

Dishwasher- and microwave-safe

Buy it here!

18. Miracu “Once You Put My Meat In Your Mouth…” Apron

  This little gag gift will make everyone laugh! If your man is a chef, a barista, or anamateur cook, this funny apron is such a great gift for him. The apron has a “Once you put my meat in your mouth, you’re going to want to swallow!” quote and makes it a unique and bold gift for Valentine’s Day.

Key Features:

Made of high-quality and durable fabric

45-inch waist ties and 28.3-inch neck strap

Ideal for BBQ, baking, grilling, and cooking

Buy it here!

19. Decolove “I Wish I Were An Octopus” Card

Can’t get enough of your partner’s body? Gift this adorable and funny Valentine’s Day card that will convey your feelings to them! This funny Valentine’s Day card reads “ I wish I were an octopus so I had more hands to touch your butt with” in the bottom. Is that adorable or what?

Key Features:

8” x 5.3” card

Digitally printed on 300 gsm paper

Comes with an envelope and is blank inside for personalized messages

Buy it here!

20. Decolove “Yay, We Still Like Each Other” Card

  Love can be complicated, and when you make it through with your partner, it’s no less than an achievement. Celebrate your years of togetherness with this fun and amazing Valentine’s Day card.  If you and your partner have been through many ups and downs together, this is a card that will spice up your relationship more than ever before! It’s a cute and funny reminder that you both still like each other! 

Key Features:

8” x 5.3” card

Comes with a blank page inside for customized messages

Buy it here!

21. Define Design 11 Pillow Cases For Couples Pillowcases

  “There is no one else I’d rather lie in bed and look at my phone next to.”This is one of the million ways to tell your sweetheart that they’re the peanut butter to your jelly and the cheese to your macaroni! These super soft and cuddly pillowcases will make your spouse smile and are a great addition to your bed!

Key Features:

High-quality pillowcases made using 100% cotton

20” x 30” pillows 

Buy it here!

You know that you’ve got the right partner if you spend a good part of your day laughing with them. Sarcasm is a great way to revive a romantic relationship. So this Valentine’s Day, ditch the sentimental gifts and try some fun gifts!

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Harini has over 12 years of experience in content writing and editing for online media. She specializes in the areas of business, health and wellness, and lifestyle and is proficient in Medical Sciences (Biology, Human Anatomy and Physiology, and Biochemistry). As the Chief Editor, Harini ensures that her team delivers interesting, engaging, and authentic content. Her background in Biomedical Engineering helps her decode and interpret the finer nuances of scientific research for her team. Harini is a certified bibliophile and a closet poet. She also loves dancing and traveling to offbeat destinations.

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