#its giving Connecticut Clark & Malfina

[mattiebluebird]

I saw someone say forever ago that based on canon, Jason's best shot at a stable relationship is w a normal civilian, which is valid but just made me think of this:

[spamsandsuch]

should i repost the castle town sam series

[bluiex]

aaaaa thinking about the nerd grian and gith scar high school au again

i think that when scar finally gets invited to dnd, he makes his character a super cool goth wizard (think last life scar) meanwhile grian's dnd character xelqua is literally just him. but bird. it's like malfina and connecticut clark.

also thinking about them going to prom together- scar shows up on grian's doorstep while it's raining with a boombox in the biggest cheesiest promposal the world has ever seen meanwhile grian thinks it's absolutely adorable but he's like "scar. we're dating. i thought we didn't have to do promposals."

also pre-confession and dating I'm just imagining that despite "hating each other" grian and scar sit together at lunch every single day. they seem to make it a game to move all around the school and find where the other is sitting just to annoy them.

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Scar would go way over the top for a promposal. AND the day of prom. he'd rent a limo just for Grian, give him flowers and the flower thingy (forgor the name) also a little gift, like a necklace or something.. making Grian so flustered cuz he didn't get Scar anything- but Scar just wants Grian so its ok.

When they do start dating, theyre the sickingly sweet annoying couples you see. (mostly out of spite and to annoy everyone)

[dishonored-pendletwin]

Oooo got tagged by @swtorpadawan to do this! Was originally thinking of doing Kirozi since he’s my main but figure I’d do my Warrior since she’s been on my mind lately 🥰

B A S I C S

• Full name: Vantra Fellcia (or Fellcia-Kallig)

• Gender: Female

• Sexuality: Bisexual

• Pronouns: She / Her

O T H E R S

• Family: Elisa Fellcia (twin sister), I’ve not come up with names for her parents, but they’re not in her life anymore, their deaths have never been confirmed

• Birthplace: Dromund Kaas

• Job: after the Alliance killed her shit boss Vantra is now unemployed lol

• Phobias: She’s not a fan of tight spaces

• Guilty pleasures: Vantra can play a few instruments and sing. Her music taste is whatever the SW equivalent of Rock/Metal is, but she has a soft spot for love songs, though she’ll never admit that

M O R A L S

• Morality alignment: True Neutral

• Sins: lust/greed/gluttony/Sloth/Pride/envy/Wrath: Vantra is kind of lazy, if you ask her to do something she’ll almost certainly complain about it. She also is the kind of person to think she’s one of the most important people in a room at any given time. Lastly, she wasn’t given the title Emperor’s Wrath for nothing ya know? She’s not nearly as aggressive or angry as a typical Sith Lord, but like, don’t piss her off. Unfortunately it’s easy to do that.

• Virtues: chastity/charity/diligence/humility/Kindness/patience/Justice: So Vantra isn’t necessarily someone I’d call “kind” especially if you’re an annoying Jedi or rude Sith, but if you’re just some random dude walking down the street in need of help she’ll probably help. She’d definitely be one to throw around her title of Wrath to get a Sith Lord to stop terrorizing some random civilian, imp or pub, just because she can. She’s basically that kid in school that’s seems like they’re an asshole, but will fight the school bullies on the nerd’s behalf

T H I S - O R - T H A T

• Introverted/extrovert: She definitely prefers her alone time over being surrounded by a bunch of people.

• organized/Disorganized: Dose not have the patience to make sure everything is in its proper place. Probably drives Quinn mad.

• Close-minded/open-minded: Don’t try arguing with her, you usually won’t get anywhere

• Calm/anxious: Vantra isn’t generally one to worry about anything, especially given how confident she is in herself

• Disagreeable/agreeable: You really don’t want to be the one to annoy her

• cautious/Reckless: She’s not reckless in the sense that she’s not careful of her surroundings, but she will absolutely solo an entire swarm of enemies and rush into danger

• patient/Impatient: Even the minorest of delays can put her in a bad mood

• Outspoken/reserved: If Vantra has something to say she’s gonna say it

• Leader/follower: She’s honestly not the best at giving orders, but she also really hates getting ordered around

• Empathetic/unempathetic: Like before, if you’re not someone who has pissed her off, she’s pretty okay at showing empathy

• optimistic/Pessimistic: Compared to her twin Vantra is the pessimist of the two

• traditional/Modern: Tradition almost got her sister killed, shortly after finding out she even had a sister. She also thinks hanging on to tradition is what’s kept so many Sith/Jedi so annoying

• hard-working/Lazy: If she doesn’t have to do something she won’t. Granted if she does have to do something she won’t half-ass it

R E L A T I O N S H I P S

• otp: Malavai Quinn. Was gonna make a proper post about this when I replayed the story but a joke I’ve been sitting on about their relationship is Vantra and Quinn are the SW equivalent of Connecticut Clark x Malfina

• brotp: Vette / Jaesa / Ashara. I’ve kind of envisioned that the twins share a ship and so they all just get together for Girls Night™ every once in a while

I’m always really bad at this part so tagging @vagabond1925 and anyone else who sees this and wants an excuse to talk about their OC just pretend ur @ is here UwU

[saturno-sol]

The Brainrot has gotten to me

WELL HERE YOU GO FOLKS (almost) ALL MY NOTES ON WYRMTHREAD (Chantilly/Quezal) both in Canon and in a Happier AU because yes Most put under a readmore because its over 1K long and the very end has some suggestive things because I’m allowed to think like that too so just as a heads up

Anyways here

Canon Codex

Do not establish a relationship outside of a blooming interest in each other that gets nipped in the bud due to...yeah cries 

So let us not delve too deeply into Canon rn, and sadly since the plot absolutely needs Chantilly gone to progress we turn to HAPPIER AUS!!!!! :DDDDD because I drove myself deep into brainrot and aoughhhhghhhghhhhghh

Songs I associate with canon because music is good- 

I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO DANCE by Tyler the Creator

Mr Loverman by Ricky Montgomery

Rest Easy, I’ll See You Again by Cuco (the title is a LIE) 

Pain by Pinkpantheress

La Gata Bajo la Lluvia by Rocío Dúrcal

The Night We Met by Lord Huron (thank you Jaxx) 

Noche No Te Vayas by Los Tres Caballeros 

Better Timeline AU!!!! 

Placeholder name but honestly it might stick because I’m too lazy to think up of a better one hghfdnkj, am open to suggestions tho

Basic Premise of this AU: Through some magic fuckery or whatever, Chantilly is allowed out of the Troupe and decides to tag along with our funky wyrm gal because nowhere else to go/hrnng big lady pretty. They actually do start going out and it turns out hey! They like each other, like a lot. 

They like each other so much that they get married and bam, WyrmThread real 

This is great because not only is my otp now canon and alive, Fuego (and later on Lune when Fuego adoptskidnaps them into the family) now has both parents! And they love their kids sm like damn do not get in between them else you want to get yeeted to Unalive World. 

In this one, the motivations for [REDACTED] have now morphed into somewhat the same way in terms of being dealt with but now we got the lacey boy to help Quezal do [SPOILERS], fight [SPOILERS] and help complete [SPOILERS] and help establish her empire. (I’m sorry but I am not revealing any important Codex spoilers yet)

“Will you be the Malfina to my Connecticut Clark?” 

Girlboss and Malewife, except they’re both still murderous and would happily see you to your grave if you intervene with any of their plans. I’ve given Chantilly throwing knives :) because he deserves to be dangerous. 

He deserves to look cool!! With knives!!! Fighting alongside his wifey!! 

Of course NKG fucks off when Chantilly leaves the Troupe but I love to think of him being akin to a disapproving in-law (“Really Chantilly?? You run off and marry some wyrm that didn’t even have a kingdom to begin with? Have the standards of the Nightmare Vessels deteriorated as time went on?”) 

Chantilly is somewhat concerned that Fuego is much more, for lack of a better word, feral than a regular Grimmchild would be but he doesn’t regret the decision to have him. He loves his bitey son even if he scratches through fabrics like water. 

And Quezal enjoys having another person to coil around and snarl at anyone that gets too close to them. It does take a while until they’re like velcro due to her issues with touch being equated to violence (Thanks dad /s) but once she overcomes that fight or flight response she absolutely does not let go of him. 

Burrowing into a dark place and nuzzling until he smells like her makes Wyrm brain go brr. And since he isn’t a wyrm there’s no instinct yelling at her to maim him if there’s no babies to take care of/mating season passed, he in her eyes is harmless. Even if they both know different, at least in her brain he is just a lil guy, no threat to her. 

Chantilly loves all the attention he’s getting from her, absolutely will allow her to carry him off and coil up against him as long as he can work on sewing while she broods over him. 

He’s naturally warm and for a wyrm that needs outside heat to regulate her inner temp like a snake he’s like a hot water bottle, world cold husband warm. 

Happby family can these Queers be HAPPY PLEASE 

Love languages!!! 

Quezal once she gets comfortable with physical stuff likes to nuzzle and bite :) but not to draw any hemo or cause harm, just to hold in mouth. She also likes to do acts of service, making sure that her husband is wont for nothing and doing little things like sharpening his knives for him. 

Chantilly loves to gift-give! Usually things he made by hand. 

“Quezal pls let me make you pretty dresses and outfits please you would so look good in teal” 

He likes kissing a lot, smoochies for wife and cuddling is great for him too, as long as he can sleep with his chest unobstructed he’s good 

They both love showing each other off

“Look at my partner they’re the fucking best ever, none of you bitches can compare to them.” 

When the empire is finally formed and Quezal takes her place as Empress she offers the title of Emperor to Chantilly 

He declines, Royal titles are just not his thing and he feels uncomfortable with them, so instead he goes by the title of “Lord”

His duties consist of assisting with any paperwork Quezal doesn’t want to deal with and being eye candy (/j but also not really he loves being shown off esp in new outfits) 

He also deals with nobles that aren’t too pushy, the ones that do are quickly steered towards Quezal. And usually after a meeting with her they learn better than to try to smart mouth either of them. 

Family Notes!

Chantilly’s the one to go to if you need advice and soothing comfort

Quezal’s the one to go to if you need someone beat the fuck up and also advice but in the no nonsense way. 

She also comforts but it's not in the way that Chantilly will delicately soothe the pains away, she tells you how it is but will hug you and tuck you into bed if wanted. 

On the other hand, Chantilly is the one Fuego and Lune go to if they want to do something crazy or stupid and know that mom won’t say yes. 

He dresses them up in poofy outfits (see the clown costume I’ve thrown on Fuego as an example) and shows them off to Quezal 

“Look my dear! Aren’t they the sweetest things you have seen!” 

It is very funny 

SONGS I ASSOCIATE WITH THIS AU

Meet Me At Our Spot by WILLOW

First Love/ Late Spring by Mitski

I Hear A Symphony by Cody Fry

She’s My Collar by the Gorillaz

My Kind of Woman by Mac DeMarco

New Light by John Mayer

Vivir by Jardin

coffee by Miguel

Never Getting Rid of Me from the Waitress Musical

WARNING WARNING

Ok next few am going to be a bit suggestive so stop here if you’re not into that but

I’m debating on if they’d have more children than Fuego and Lune and if so, how many HDJFJKSJ (thinking of twins named Arco and Iris because Arcoiris means Rainbow and I kind of like that and I’m also a sucker for twins) 

Listen, they’re both switches but most if not all the time Quezal’s the one topping. The man is submissive and breedable what do you expect HDJFJS

s i z e  D i f f e r e n c e 

Chantilly is a sensual romantic and loves a lot of buildup while Quezal just wants to get on with the good stuff, they make it work with communication and understanding each other :) 

They’re both capable of carrying so if they did have more kids I’d imagine they’d take turns on who’s turn it is to be eggy. (And I have so many thoughts about how they’d treat each other while pregnant but HHHHFJFJFHHHF too embarrassed rn waagaghgg) 

These two love each other very much and I love them.