#izroul

[sharkylass]

Good Evening Seduce Me Fandom.

I was extremely inspired to redesign the Lilith designs in the game, after seeing @moonymoss​ ‘s take on them!

Quality separate images, under cut! (And Diana with wings👀)

The boy’s outfits are based on them before they came to the human world (and it’s relevant cause of all of them wearing royal capes, and James being tired out of his mind) Diana is from during the war. MEANING, I might do another post with how the boys would look currently! (And maybe a potential Diana human form redesign, who knows.)

BUT YES, THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO ME BLABBER, ENJOY!

[alcamcat]

Damien takes it further

Damien decides that a light touch isn't enough to satisfy his hunger for energy. He wants more. And she is willing to give him more. Kind of a sequel of "Accidental" touch (you don't have to read it to understand/enjoy the scenario) The other brothers also get their own scenario.

Warning: slightly smut – Minors DNI

-I don't own the game or the characters-

~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~

A moment earlier, Damien had been looking forward to a relaxing day with his brothers. Even the argument that was sure to arise between Matthew and James in the kitchen was something he had looked forward to. But now his thoughts revolve around something he detested. His hunger made itself known. Not for regular food, because now that he was in the human world he could eat as often and as much as he wanted. It was the hunger that painfully reminded him that he could never be truly human. That had often brought him to his knees in the Abyssal Plains, leaving him more dead than alive. And as much as his mind balked because he didn't want to eat like this, his body wanted it, needed it and he knew was going to get it.

A brief information to his brothers was enough, he heard in their heads what scenarios they imagined about what could have happened. Some were a better fit than others, but he would tell them later if he wanted to. Right after Damien went to find the person he was looking for. He found them paying for their groceries at the register. Reading their mind made it easy for him to plan his next move. Their bags were heavy, at least for a human. Without further ado, he had offered to help carry them. As they walked through the park together leading to their house, he caught snippets of their thoughts, making it easy to strike up a conversation they enjoyed.

And genuine interest in him quickly crept into their mind. They thought he was handsome, charming and well-read, even if he wasn't the latter, but she had no chance of knowing that. And something else wasn't clear to the person next to him either. Their energy aura increased with every minute they walked side by side. A side effect of humans becoming interested in other people, and in the case of Damien and his brothers, an indication that they could easily get the energy they needed to survive.

When he suggested taking a short break on one of the many, somewhat hidden, benches in the park, they immediately agreed because they didn't want this encounter to end. They didn't want this stranger to go his way and never see him again. But that was exactly his plan, because he couldn't bear to spend much time with someone when he had to pretend to be someone else or have an idea about things he really didn't care about. He felt bad enough already even if he hadn't done anything yet but read their mind.

It wasn't long before they shifted closer to him, his hand touched their leg by accident and the energy began to flow slowly. Damien was doing his best not to activate the enthrallment, wanting just as much energy as he needed while navigating the conversation in ways that were as interesting. He enjoyed the fact that the longer they talked, the more their thoughts revolved around him, even if he didn't want to admit it to himself.

When they slid even closer to him and put their hand on his thigh, he lost his composure for a moment, because he still wasn't really used to people feeling so comfortable around him that they wanted to get closer to him voluntarily. And at that very moment they leaned towards him. Damien, still a little flustered, reacted instinctively. Before he could even consider whether this was a good decision or not, their faces floated right in front of each other for a brief second before their lips gently snuggled onto his.

The first contact felt like small electrical discharges dancing on his skin before he leaned in closer and deepened the kiss. And the energy he was still subtly draining from them grew stronger. For a moment he just enjoyed the kiss, the feeling of their body gently snuggling against his. Even their thoughts were pleasant, radiant, filling him with extra warmth. Then he tripped over his own ability again.

They seemed to enjoy the little adventure. But the fact that she enjoyed getting involved with a stranger in something that she probably wouldn't do otherwise made him decide to intensify the whole thing. A little jolt went through their body as he activated the enthrallment. Her mind immediately produced more and more images reminiscent of a romantic adventure, a real love affair. And that played into Damien's cards again. They might regret the whole thing later, or tell their friends about the handsome stranger, but he didn't care right now. He was too distracted by their hands running down his shirt on his chest. He was enjoying too much the energy he was absorbing and satisfying his hunger. Now his hands also began to wander, rather shyly they stroked the free skin areas of their arms without breaking the kiss.

They snuggled even closer to him and one of their hands wandered over his chest and down his stomach. Damien could see what they had in mind. See how eager they were to feel his body, to imagine their bare skin against his. Hands, that brushed between their legs, feeling him move inside them. And as much as he enjoyed that they were willing to give him anything he could ask for, he suddenly felt insecure.

If he hadn't activated his enthrallment, he might have played along. He might have really found a more secluded spot in the park to have intense and physical fun with them. But when his hunger was largely satisfied, the questions came. What if they made all this because he cast the enthrallment? What if they would think clearly for a moment and change their mind entirely? If they found out what he was, that he was feeding off of them at that very moment? Exactly these thoughts made him pause and he slowly let the enthrallment subside. Yes, he enjoyed being surrounded by humans, but he didn't just want to get closer to people in this way. He wanted to live among them with his brothers and belong to them.

Damien made up his mind before their hand even reached his pants. Gently, so they wouldn't think they'd done anything wrong, he slowly broke the kiss. For a moment they seemed irritated, but the bright smile he showed them actually dispelled the doubts. When he made the argument that the groceries they bought need to be out of the sun, they even were grateful to him because they really forgotten about the groceries.

A few minutes later they set off again, this time hand in hand. Though they easily got back into conversation, he saw in their mind that they didn't want the day to end like this. They would invite him to their place and would want to implement everything they had previously imagined. But Damien couldn't let that happen, nor would he. He would certainly get involved with a human again soon, but not because he already felt the hunger. He would bond first and then he would be able to happily satisfy his need for physical contact without exactly needing to feed. But the human next to him was not the person he saw in this scenario.

For now, his hunger had been sated, and as much as he loved humans, he now looked forward to spending the rest of the day with his brothers. Carefree and just as he had always wanted.

[cjsarchive]

First Date-Damien x Reader

I touched up my makeup in the bathroom mirror, preparing for my date with Damien. We weren’t going anywhere fancy, we were going to the zoo then the aquarium, but I still wanted to look as good as I could. It was our first date after all.

“Hey, you ready to go?” Damien asked as he walked in.

“Yeah, I was just touching up,” I told him. He came up behind me and wrapped his arms around my waist.

“You look very pretty,” He gave me a kiss on the cheek.

“So do you,” I teased, kissing him on the cheek in return making him blushed slightly. I giggled at the sight. I made sure I had everything I needed, and we made our way to the zoo.

We arrived at the zoo, got our maps, and headed in. Damien had a smile on his face just looking around and taking in the atmosphere. Luckily, it was quite early so it wasn’t very crowded. I smiled and grabbed his hand, bringing his attention to me, “You ready to see some animals?”

“Uh huh! Where do you wanna go first?”

“It’s your first time at the zoo, where do you wanna go first?” I read the map to him and told him what animals would be at each exhibit.

He thought for a moment, “I don’t mind what we see first. How about we just follow the path? Is that okay with you?”

“Yeah, of course! Let’s go!”

We spent a few hours walking through the zoo checking out all the animals. Damien expressed so much amazement at all the animals. His excitement was so infectious and it made for a great trip. From the big cats, to the bears, to the birds, to the reptiles, every animal was a brilliant experience. As it was early, many of the animals were out and roaming, I made sure to get tons of pictures and videos. The standout animal was definitely the lions.

We walked up to the glass and looked around. “Over there,” I pointed to one lion resting in the shade while another lion was walking beside it.

Damien gasped and stared at them in awe, “Woah! They’re so majestic!” I couldn’t help but laugh. One of the lions started walking towards the glass.

“Hey, it’s coming towards us!” The lion walked right up to the glass and stared at us. It jumped up and started pawing at the glass. Damien laughed at it as the other people around us exclaimed in amazement. It stared right at Damien and he pressed his hand against the glass in admiration.

“It’s so cute!” He smiled at the lion before it began walking off and around the pen. Damien had a love for cats and it was always so wholesome to see. He’s amazing. I had so much love for him, I couldn’t help but wrap my arms around his waist and lean it to kiss him on the cheek. He gasped and looked at me before settling into my arms. He wrapped an arm around my shoulders and gave me a gentle but warm kiss on the lips.

Afterwards, we went to get something to eat before going to the aquarium. “The lions were definitely my favorite! Did you see the way it looked at me?!” Damien rambled on excitedly, “Ooh! And the red pandas were adorable! The otters were definitely one of my favorites as well! No wait, I loved the farm! The sheep especially were very cute! This was so much fun, can we do this next year too?” I smiled at his rambling. He’s was so precious.

“Of course, we can do this every year if you’d like! I love seeing you so happy.” I grabbed his hands and kissed the back of both of them, making him blush and making me laugh.

The zoo was great, but you could argue the aquarium was just as if not even more spectacular. Walking around and seeing all of the colorful fish and playful sea creatures was a great sight. Damien got a kick out of seeing the river otters splash around. The aquarium wasn’t as large as the zoo, so we took a couple laps around the whole thing. We soon found ourselves standing in front of a huge screen of different species of fish. Being engulfed in the deep blue light as a big screen of sea animals swam past us was wonderful. Damien put his hands around my waist and pulled me into a hug. I stood in shock for a moment before hugging him back.

“Thank you so much for this day.” He said softly into my shoulder, “I love you. More than you know. You are the most wonderful person.”

I felt my face heat up and a blush creep onto my cheeks. Damien always knew how to enthral me, even without his incubus powers. I ran my fingers through his hair and he nuzzled into my touch. “No problem, Damien. I love you so much.” I pulled away then leaned in to give him a loving kiss. I poured all of my love and affection for him into the kiss.

We rested our foreheads together and just enjoyed each other’s holds as the fish swam past us in beautiful waves of color.

[moonlit-flowerfield]

Your honour, I don't care if they've technically murdered people, I love them-

[synth-exe]

hot take fresh of the presses: i don't think damien should have been an incubus; i think he should have been an animal-based demon like rabbit

[xavlozer]

So I replayed Damien's route with a couple of friends I'm ~~indoctrinating~~ introducing to Seduce me The otome. We got to the part of where we choose whether or not to let Diana turn Damien human. And I didn’t realize how much it changed?? And no one is talking about it??

For context, when I first played, I played Seduce me before Seduce me the complete story came out, so I played the original game. In the original game you give Diana permission on whether or not to turn Damien human, also meaning allowing her to have sex with him.

In the Complete story however, you don't choose. You either have the option to WAKE HIM UP so he can choose for himself or to not wake him up at all which leads to keeping him a demon.

I find this interesting cause this is like a major change and yet, NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT IT??

[ava-ships]

Just because he isn’t an incubus anymore doesn’t mean he’s lost his charm♥️

(reblogs are encouraged)

[new-tella-us]

New panel for the Portal Mirror AU. Tiny Damien (Or I guess Izroul?) introduced his mom to his mirror friend. Mika doesn’t know who this woman is but she thinks she’s very pretty.

Meanwhile Omaizel (The mom) suddenly has a little hope for escaping.

[seducemefanficsandheadcanons]

Her 'Near Death' Experience

Platonic Reader X Incubi

So, my charger just caught on fire like two hours ago. Thus, this fic was born.

Mika laid on the couch, her head on Damien’s lap as he gently played with her hair. Erik sat on the other end of the couch, giving her a foot massage, and Sam sat on the floor as Mika idly combed through his hair, using her free hand to scroll on TikTok. James and Matthew were preparing snacks for their movie night, and the others had decided to just relax as they waited.

Finally, James and Matthew joined the group, setting the food, which ranged from popcorn to candy to cheesecake, on the large coffee table. Mika looked at the charge on her phone, which read 23 percent, and sat up. “I’m gonna go plug my phone up, I’ll be quick.”

Sam rolled his eyes, silently mourning the feeling of her fingers against his scalp. “Hurry, doofus. I wanna watch this movie.”

Mika nodded before rushing up the stairs and walking in her room. She walked over towards the outlet near her bed, quickly finding her charger. It was pretty worn out, some of the wires visible, and she was definitely due to buy a new one. I’ll buy one later this week.

However, as Mika went to pick it up from her floor, the sudden popping sound and flames made her fall backwards and shriek. “AOMARIS, IZROUL, ZECEARU, RAESTRAO, UZAERIS”

With each summoning, the bright white light and gust of wind that would occur with a summoning became a few seconds longer before finally dying out. The incubi all stared at the odd sight they’d been called to, and Mika, who was sitting against the furthest wall, looking almost deathly pale. 

James was the first to speak, walking towards Mika as she seemed to have a moment of realization. “Miss, is everything alright?”

Mika began to remember what’d happened, and before she could defend her impromptu summoning of the boys, Damien began to chuckle quietly, making Mika glare at him in disbelief. “Don’t laugh at me, I thought I was gonna die!” She said, quickly standing up.

Damien cleared his throat and stopped laughing but became hysterical as Matthew gasped in horror. “DIE?”

Erik chuckled slightly, walking towards her and gently bringing her knuckles to his lips. “Now Princess, you know we’d protect you from anything.”

Sam began to grow impatient, just wanting to watch the damn movie. “Doofus, what the hell did you call us for? And what’s that smell?” He asked, making the others notice the slight burning smell in the air.

Mika began to glare at the floor, as if it were the cause of her predicament. “My charger just sparked, and I thought it had caught on fire.” she mumbled, and James cleared his throat, obviously amused.

He walked over to the charger, which had completely snapped, and lifted the two pieces up to show the others. “You mean, this charger?”

As Mika looked at the state of her charger, her jaw dropped. “How does that even happen?” Matthew asked, laughing in disbelief.

Erik raised an eyebrow, smirking. “Princess, if I may. I believe we’d discussed you needing a new charger soon. Would-” He was cut off by his own giggles. “Would this be the charger in question?”

Mika began to laugh, holding her hand over her mouth as she tried to take in everything that happened. It wasn’t long before all of the incubi were laughing as well. Sam, Mika and Matthew ended up curling over themselves on the floor while Erik, James and Damien were standing, trying to hold themselves upright. Eventually the group calmed down and went to watch the movie. The rest of the night was perfect, even with the constant teasing and jokes about Mika’s ‘near death’ experience.

[kaitlynmeh]

Seduce Me: The Otome - Guide

James (true):

Doesn't matter x 8

Sure

Doesn't matter

… But I did

Doesn't matter

I'll stay and help around the house

James in the garden

Ask him a question

Doesn't matter x 9

Stay put

Doesn't matter x 5

Find one of the incubi

Check out the book

Are you hungry now?

Keep going

Doesn't matter

RAESTRAO!

Let them stay

Doesn't matter x 5

Steal a kiss

Barge in and set her straight

It DOES concern me

I love him!

Doesn't matter

No

Erik (true):

Doesn't matter x 9

Be Cool

Doesn't matter

… So I didn't

Doesn’t matter

I'll stay and help around the house

Erik in the dining room

Just nod

Doesn't matter x 9

Stay put

Doesn't matter x 5

Find one of the incubi

Please tell me more?

Kiss him

Keep going

Doesn't matter

UZAERIS!

Let them stay

Doesn't matter x 5

Steal a kiss

Barge in and set her straight

It DOES concern me

I love him!

Kiss him

Doesn't matter

No

Sam (true):

Doesn't matter x 5

Ask for an apology

Doesn't matter x 4

… So I didn't

Doesn't matter

I'll stay and help around the house

Sam with the front yard

Join him

Doesn't matter x 9

Stay put

Doesn't matter x 5

Find one of the incubi

Okay

Kiss him

Keep going

Doesn't matter

AOMARIS!

Let them stay

Doesn't matter x 5

Steal a kiss

Barge in and set her straight

It DOES concern me

I love him!

Kiss him

Doesn't matter

No

Matthew (true):

Doesn't matter x 7

I think I'll keep it

Doesn't matter x 2

… So I didn't

Doesn't matter

I'll stay and help around the house

Matthew with cooking

Nod to him

Doesn't matter x 9

Stay put

Doesn't matter x 5

Find one of the incubi

Join the hunt

Kiss him

Keep going

Doesn't matter

ZECAERU!

Let them stay

Doesn't matter x 5

Steal a kiss

Barge in and set her straight

It DOES concern me

I love him!

Kiss him

Doesn't matter

No

Damien (true):

Doesn't matter x 6

Be calm

Doesn't matter x 3

So then…

Doesn't matter

I'll stay and help around the house

Damien with the lobby

Laugh

Doesn't matter x 9

Stay put

Doesn't matter x 5

Find one of the incubi

Ask again

Give him your energy

Keep going

Doesn't matter

IZROUL!

Let them stay

Doesn't matter x 5

Steal a kiss

OH HELL NO!

I love you!

Doesn't matter

Let her

Don't say anything

Suzu (true):

I like dragon company

I wish I was as fast as her getting out of here

Cajun fries and spicy burger too!

Suzu's right Naomi

You need to teach me Suzu

The Arcade

Doesn't matter x 9

Stay put

Doesn't matter x 5

Go to your room and eat

The Arcade

Let's play a game together

Wanna stick around and eat together?

Get her

Fight

Give up memories

Help her

Go Out with me?

Naomi (true):

Trinity corporation sounds just fine

Me and you both, Naomi

What Naomi's having

Naomi's right Suzu

The Café

Doesn't matter x 9

Stay put

Doesn't matter x 5

Go to your room and eat

The Pink Lady Café

I like it. It has a nice raspberry flavour

It's almost like a date

Stand up and walk away

Fight

Give up the memories

Chase after her

Help her

Go out with me?

Andrew (true):

Doesn't matter

Place your hand in his

Thank you

Follow him

Doesn't matter x 5

Go to your room and eat

Grandfather's grave

You're fine Andrew

Thank you

Doesn't matter

Fight

Give up the memories

Sure, why not?

Doesn't matter

Not at all

Doesn't matter

So… how about them bears?

I'll go in too

Speak up

I'd like that

let the boys go and go through the scene.

Pick "fight" when floating above the beast pit

Diana (true ending)

Let the boys go

Make a deal with Diana

Her

Yes (to what she ate)

Yes (to trying the sweet flower)

I'll stay

That's enough Diana

Take her hand

You shouldn't have to marry someone you don't love

Run

Don't (to her taking your memories)

Diana's Bad Ending:

let the boys go and go through the scene. Pick "fight" when floating above the beast pit

Law (true):

this ending unlocks if you let the boys leave and give your memories to Diana

Chaos (True):

let the boys leave, make a deal with Diana for power. Have to side with Suzu completely and fought Lisette/stared into her soul.

Angel (bad):

Make deal with Diana and start her route. Stay home from school, but DO NOT follow the romance route by picking the other options instead.

Malix (bad):

choose "wait" 3 times when captured by Malix

Password:

TRANSFORMSIMON

[tealincubusspeckles]

Reverse Summons

This is an old draft I have been hanging onto that I am not sure if I should expand. The idea is Harold never showed back up and the brother's never made it to the human world. Yet, Diana and James want to host a Rebellion. Desperate times call for desperate measures and the group ask Damien to call on his second pained memory.

There is one person Izroul will never forget: Harold, the elderly man who treated him with kindness. It has been about a full year since that moment, but Harold never came back. Of course, offering a harem woman’s son freedom must have been a cruel joke. Many demons have heard the stories of humans being unjust, but Izroul had hoped this one was different. Even though he proved naïve, Izroul could not muster up any hatred towards Harold. The human had treated him differently and offered him a dream to live for. Yet, Harold’s offer must have been how heaven choose to remind him of his existence. His life and abilities constantly caused his mother to relive trauma. Also, He was born a demon. Heaven detested demons because of Lilith’s stance against Adam and her words towards God. Izroul could only blame himself for hoping that Heaven would free him from this hell. From that day, Izroul swore that his life was a penance for wrongs he could not control. Although his brothers refuted this claim, nothing has proved otherwise. Izroul was simply a stain as black as his demon markings. But, he cannot deny that his brothers making living tolerable.

Izroul’s brothers are the only ones who believe him and can prove that Harold existed. However, the brothers could not utter a word or attempt a seeking spell because of their status. Anywhere the brothers went and who they interacted with often became castle gossip. Aside from the lack of privacy, Raestro was being forced to marry the princess of Lilith's castle. All energy, preparation, and eyes of the castle ensured Raestro could not escape. Since Raestro could not leave, then none of them would either. The brothers would not leave each other behind. As the year came to a close, Raestro was married. While, Izroul isolated himself into the shadows, only coming forth to feed or respond to his brothers.

Despite the marriage being a symbol of peace, the Demon Lord’s will clashed with the goals of the new couple. A week after the wedding, the Demon Lord’s entitlement to his throne arose. The brothers, the new queen, and the army of Lilith fought to silence the Demon Lord by force. A drastic measure, but one the brothers insisted needed to be done. Their father went mad for power, and there was no cure for madness. So even as the year rolled to a close, the war continued.

It has been a year and six months since Harold's last appearance, and the war started. The brothers and those loyal to Raestro are sheltered in Lilith Castle. Teachers and parents taught young children fighting skills. Despite the move, everyone was stuck in another hopeless cycle of doom. Until Uzaeris made a sudden request to have materials to seek Harold. Sure, the idea of seeking a human sounded bonkers. But, from Izroul’s description, Harold was not a mere human slave of the Abyssal Plains. Human slaves suffered through living nightmares and rarely survived. If Harold looked healthy, then he must have come from another world. Only beings with great powers can communicate and open portals to other worlds. Maybe Harold was the key to winning this war. If the rebels against the Demon Lord won the war, they would save many lives. With the war’s current stalemate and the intention of preventing further bloodshed, Raestro agreed to provide materials for the spell. Ezeaur, the new queen, offered to help Uzaeris with the spell as she knew about the Five Worlds. Thus, the spell preparation to find Harold began!

With Uzaris and Ezeaur working together, in two months, they completed the spell. However, to search the Five Worlds, the spell needed an immense source of power. Currently, the strongest living powers in the Abyssal Plains were Ezeaur and the Demon Lord. Both were pure-blooded demon races. However, considering they required the strongest fighters to fight, Ezeaur was out of the question. The second-strongest powers were the brothers, since they came from the Demon Lord’s bloodline. Aside from power, the spell required a target. Izroul was the only one who knew Harold’s magic signature and appearance first hand. As such, Izroul was chosen to talk and make a deal with Harold. Gathered around the spell circle, the brothers hoped for the best and focused their energy into the spell. The circle’s glow bathed the room in light as the floor became like glass floating above the grey clouds. Was it raining where Harold was? Izroul let out a breath and focused his mind on the feeling, energy, and looks of Harold. Unexpectedly, when the storm clouds cleared sitting in the center of the circle was not an old man, but a young woman!

[alcamcat]

~☆~☆~☆~☆ Masterlist☆~☆~☆~☆~  

Seduce Me the otome

Headcanons:

What do they miss?

Their first "wtf" Moment

What were they thinking

Try this food

Difficult to learn

Nightmares

Use unique ability

First encounters with humans

Their kinks (smut)

Favorite position (smut)

True form

Scenarios:

"Accidental touch" (mildly suggestive)

Take it further (nsfw) – James - Erik - Sam - Matthew - Damien

fraternal support – James – Erik – Sam – Matthew – Damien

Gardening with James

James' depressed lover (tw: depression)

First time with Matthew (nsfw)

Time for three (nsfw)

~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~

Mr Love: Queen's Choice

Fics:  

Coming home (Gavinxfemale) Part 1 (slightly NSFW) / Part 2 (NSFW) – Gavin is on his way home after a long mission, but he never imagined what awaited him...

[justpreciousotomebabies]

I find more Damiens in these games than anything else.

[idc-about-you-baby]

Everytime I find a new little character creator, I hear this little voice that says "make the boys". So, here ya go.

They make good lockscreens ✨💙 made with Pastel Friends 💛❤💚💙🖤

[iamapoopmuffin]

MC: I love him!

Diana: So what? Demons can’t reciprocate human emotions.

Incubi: I love her.

MC:

[tetalizia]

on a peaceful afternoon in the anderson family estate:

Sam: I HATE YOU!!!

Matthew: OH?! WELL NEXT TIME, DON'T STEAL MY MONOPOLY!!

James: Sam, give Matthew your 200 dollars. You landed on his property.

Sam: No! He's in jail! I'm not gonna give money to a criminal!

Matthew: That's not how you.. *inhales* -PLAAAAAYYYYYY!!

Damien: Erik, why are they screaming?

Erik: Shut up, Damien. You don't get to talk after stealing my last railroad!

Matthew: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!

Sam: ME TOO! YOU THINK I WANTED THIS?!

Mika: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH—