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I can't wait to go to Denmark and meet the matriarch of the Danish Fish Mafia

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"I have worked hard to procure for you some artisanal memes" I say before presenting a bunch of bad edits of me calling Epel gay over and over.

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BG3 epilogue be like

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Yeah I knew someone like this and they're part of the reason I ended up with such a huge fear of leaving comments.

Them and the person who sent me a death threat for leaving a positive comment where I highlighted a specific part I liked.

new type of fanfic author dropped

"I will prevent you from ever reading my stories if you show your unending love for them with silly little pictures that are readily available on your phone's keyboard instead of words."

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Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

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I mean this honestly seems on brand for E. Gadd ngl-

I know I said I was done with fic ideas posting BUT I don't even know where to begin looking for this except for "look up every Mario character that has ever existed", which is... very time consuming and if I can avoid that that'd be great.

Has there been a game/show/etc. Where we have had a character that is the Mario universe's version of Death? No, not the Boos, not the Dry Bones, I know we have death in general as a thing that happens, but I mean the personification of Death. The Grim Reaper. "When you die this specific guy comes and takes you to the afterlife/underworld/whatever". THAT kind of character. If one exists, name and where they appeared is all I need! Thank you!

(Also, I do know if I do the Mario -> Donkey Kong -> Banjo Kazooie -> Conker's Bad Fur Day leapfrogging I get Gregg, but Gregg doesn't quite work for what I have in mind lmao.)

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Fanfic idea where Luigi unwittingly becomes the god of death and has to deal with the fallout and chaos of this new step in life in classic Luigi fashion

I know I said I was done with fic ideas posting BUT I don't even know where to begin looking for this except for "look up every Mario character that has ever existed", which is... very time consuming and if I can avoid that that'd be great.

Has there been a game/show/etc. Where we have had a character that is the Mario universe's version of Death? No, not the Boos, not the Dry Bones, I know we have death in general as a thing that happens, but I mean the personification of Death. The Grim Reaper. "When you die this specific guy comes and takes you to the afterlife/underworld/whatever". THAT kind of character. If one exists, name and where they appeared is all I need! Thank you!

(Also, I do know if I do the Mario -> Donkey Kong -> Banjo Kazooie -> Conker's Bad Fur Day leapfrogging I get Gregg, but Gregg doesn't quite work for what I have in mind lmao.)

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MURDER IS IN THEIR BLOOD

THE FUCKING DUCK THINGS THAT CHASE YOU WITH A FUCKING VENGEANCE!!!

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CATAQUACKS MY BASTART BELOVEDS!

THE FUCKING DUCK THINGS THAT CHASE YOU WITH A FUCKING VENGEANCE!!!

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ok. because my whole like mutual group is all different interests rn. reblog and tag what interest/fandom/media you associate with prev that you've never been into, but know some about because of them

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We did not have regular half days here, but once or twice the school called a half day so the staff could go and watch a major football match.

Just saw a poll about school hours and I noticed that nobody specified the hours for Wednesdays (as they're half days), so I started wondering if Wednesday being a half day is not a universal experience...

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Ascended Astarion: Oh gods, what happened to you?

Spawn Astarion: Healing.

Ascended Astarion: ew, don't do it in front of me.

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Friendship ended with Halsin, Minthara is Thaniel's new best friend

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Neither of those were DDV I'm afraid lmao.

My "Your mental health gets better" and "Your mental health gets better 2 electric boogaloo" were actually a 2 game series, if that helps!

It helps in that I don't think I know it!

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-You can only escape through the power of a child's severed tongue and a cuddly toy cat

-It was a robot all along

-Cleaning up bone daddy's mess (and optionally your own mess)

-It was all a simulation to stop you from being evil

-Also your mental health gets better

A mirror breaks

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Astarion: Tell me, what do you see when you look at me?

My visually impaired druid: Uhhhhhhh