There's Numerous Chainsaws In My Pocket Right Now
by tux77
Suddenly the events crash into Izuku at full force. He fights the urge to puke his guts out. Again.
He really shouldn't have done that.
“You're… you're a Meta.”
Izuku has a handy-dandy dimensional storage Quirk, except, unbeknownst to him… that's not all there is to it. In the midst of the Quirk wars, Izuku finds he has a knack for the art of invention, but in a crushing turn of events, accidentally finds himself 323 years in the future, promptly scaring the ever-loving shit out of a homeless man with an interesting taste in fashion.
After all, what's more terrifying than an inventor with dimensional storage? That's right. Absolutely nothing.
Oh, wait… maybe he's scared because of… yeah. It's probably that. Never mind.
Words: 7901, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
Categories: Gen
Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Sensei | All For One, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Class 1-A, Nedzu, League of Villains
Relationships: Midoriya Inko & Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku & Original Character(s), Midoriya Izuku & Sensei | All For One, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku & Nedzu, Class 1-A & Midoriya Izuku, League of Villains & Midoriya Izuku
Additional Tags: Blood and Gore, Explicit Language, War, Riots, Midoriya Izuku Has a Quirk, BAMF Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku Does Not Have One for All Quirk, Alternate Universe - Time Travel, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Sensei | All For One Being an Asshole, Dadzawa - An Aizawa Shota Zine, Protective Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Vigilante Midoriya Izuku, Quirk Discrimination, Police Brutality, Midoriya Izuku is a Dork, Midoriya Izuku is a Little Shit, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, no beta we die like men, Alternate Title: I listen to the Dark Souls soundtrack as I rip cannon to pieces, Inventor Midoriya Izuku
this is a fanzine specific shoutout! otherwise the main shoutout would be long as fuck. organized alphabetically!
some of these zines have come to pass. as always, though, please be sure to check out what they were about! you might find something you like. also, for anything current or coming up, make sure to follow if interested, and buy something if possible! if not, reblogging, of course, is helpful.
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agapebkdk: “AGAPE is a for-profit SFW BakuDeku Fanzine centered around love and mythology with additional NSFW zine EROS“ here is their bigcartel store where pdfs are still available.
aos-mafiazine: “A fanzine surrounding the characters of the Boku no Hero Academia series in a mafia-esque alternate universe setting.” pre-orders are closed! so stay tuned for production updates!
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bakusquadcalendar: pdf version available on their bigcartel!
bnhalegendszine: “An unofficial Boku no Hero Academia fanzine project centered around various myths & legends.“ here’s their bigcartel.
crimsontieszine: “A Kacchako Soulmates AU zine“ pre-orders are closed. here’s a preview of the zine. keep an eye out! maybe there might be leftover sales!
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dekusquadzine: “ a dekusqud zine” pdf version available on their bigcartel!
dfoanthology: “Born from Evil: a Dad for One Anthology is a non-profit zine” currently in progress!
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herocookbook: “ A Boku No Hero Pro Hero Cookbook “ a non-profit zine; characters do not have quirks and the pros are chefs! applications for artists are currently open, so apply if interested!
hustlehawszine: “HAWKS FASHION ZINE“ currently creating! pre-orders will more than likely be out this year
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kitchenherozine: “[...] themed cookbook featuring, art, writing and recipes“ pdf version available on their bigcartel!
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lov-zine: non-profit zine about the LoV! here is their carrd.
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mhabeachdayzine: “A free digital zine centered around My Hero Academia characters at the beach!“ i’m unsure about where they are in their schedule, but here is their linktree.
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quirksandcurseszine: “A sfw-crossover zine revolving around the BNHA and JJK characters!“ their pinned post lists the contributors! i’m unsure if they’re still on track with their schedule, but this is their twitter where they’re more active (also, their carrd is very well done)
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tdbkdkbonds: “A TodoBakuDeku zine centered around their bonds, soulmate style.“ applications have closed, and results will be sent jan10! looking forward to this one!
tddkproherozine: “An 18+ zine focusing on Midoriya Izuku and Todoroki Shouto as pro heroes“ applications have closed so time for creation!
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unbrokenbondszine: "A zine to celebrate the love of Shindeku!!!“ pdf version available at their bigcartel.
CLOSED, scroll through though!
birdofpreyzine: “small digital-only charity zine dedicated to Wing Hero: Hawks and all his bird traits, with SFW and NSFW sections.“ store is open but everything is sold out!
bkdkstarsalign: “an 18+ SFW BakuDeku zine about everything soulmates!”
bkdkzombiezine: “We're here to provide you with BakuDeku content centered around the Wonder Duo fighting for their lives against Zombies and more!“
bnha-bloom: “A BNHA flower zine that is dedicated to flower languages across the globe!”
bnhaformalwear: “[...] a for-profit BNHA zine featuring the students of Class 1-A in formalwear.”
bnhawlwanthology: “an [...] PDF-only anthology that will revolve around wlw ships & characters from the BNHA universe.“
creatis-crafts: “A craftbook/diy zine featuring Class 1-A. Follow Momo as she compiles her classmates' crafts and stories!”
dabitarot: “’Dabi’s Journey’ is a Tarot Card Project which tells the story of fan favorite villain, Dabi.”
heroesofolympuszine: “featuring day in the life short stories about your favorite My Hero Academia characters living in the Percy Jackson universe”
hpbnhazine: “Magic meets quirks in this crossover zine between BNHA and Harry Potter!“
lionheartkrbkzine: “ Lionheart is a writer-centric, digital-only, for-profit KiriBaku zine!”
tdbkdkzine: “A[...] BNHA zine about the intertwined lives of Deku, Bakugou, and Todoroki”
underdogszine: “Underdogs is a upcoming Fashion Zine focused on underrated students within the series My Hero Academia.“
valkyriezines: “How to Train Your Hero is a BNHA Fantasy AU zine in which the characters are dragon riders”
Afternoon, everyone! Today I’m dropping a special story that I did for a Children’s Day promotion hosted by Apples and Unicorns: An Eri Zine where kind Twitter user bunbun1241 donated to our fund to donate to our chosen charity!
Eri fisted the skirt of her costume nervously, worrying her bottom lip with her teeth while staring hesitantly at the house in front of her. She stood at the end of the driveway, watching children in colorful, fun costumes march up and down the concrete to the front door. A woman dressed as a witch smiled brightly in contrast to the puke-green make-up and warty nose she bore, dropping wrapped candies into the childrens’ waiting baskets before waving them off. Unlike her peers, however, Eri was hesitant to venture up to the door, and hence she dilly-dallied next to the mailbox, nearly tearing the lace from the tutu of her fairy costume.
“What’s the matter, Eri?” Izuku smiled while kneeling down next to her, placing a warm hand on her back. Eri bent back into his touch, pouting sheepishly while fixating on the house. “Don’t you want to get some candy? It’s Halloween!”
“Yes,” the girl said petulantly and scuffed the concrete with the toes of her ballet flats, “but I’m nervous.” Shinso kneeled at her other side, popping the plastic vampire teeth out of his mouth so he could speak.
“There’s no need to be nervous,” he told her with a gentle pat of her hair, careful, however, to avoid displacing the fairy tiara settled into her silver tresses. He smiled sweetly when she gave him a doubtful pout. “I know it can be intimidating, though, since it’s your first Halloween. Would you like Izuku and I to go with you?”
Eri nodded, tears beading in the corners of her eyes with her mounting anxiety. The two older boys stood up and held out their hands, and Eri immediately looped her fingers with theirs. They were careful to match their strides to Eri’s little stubby ones; Shinso’s vampire cape billowed behind him like fluttering black bats in the wind, while Izuku’s mummy costume trailed wisps of bandages behind his feet. Eri had to giggle at the image of a pretty fairy princess being escorted by two monsters, which helped to lighten her mood at least a little bit while they walked up the driveway.
Eri balked again, however, when they turned to the small pathway leading up to the small concrete porch. The woman in the witch costume smiled pleasantly, and even though Eri knew that it was just a costume, the scary get-up made her grin seem menacing. Eri squished herself against Shinso’s leg when they stopped at the threshold of the door, looking up at the woman with watery red eyes.
“Now, what do we have here? A fairy princess and two monsters? Now that’s a sight you don’t see every day!” the woman said. Eri just blinked, smearing tears over the fabric of Shinso’s pants. “Aw, dear, there’s no need to cry. I know I look scary, but I promise that I’m a good witch!” the woman chortled. She really did seem genuine, Eri thought, prompting her to reluctantly peel herself away from Shinso’s leg. “Oh, my, there she is! What a pretty little fairy you are.”
“Thank you,” Eri mumbled with a bashful smile, now hiding her face in Izuku’s leg to conceal her blush.
“What do you say, Eri?” Izuku prompted kindly. Eri played with one of the tendrils of bandages wrapping his person, smiling bashfully at the woman.
“Trick or treat,” she said finally and held out her candy basket, which was fashioned in the effigy of a purple pumpkin. Mina and Ochako had hot-glued flowers and lace on it to make it more worthy of a fairy princess.
“Here you go, dear!”
The woman dropped several candies into her bucket. Eri pulled it back to peer inside, curious about the wrapped sweets. She was so absorbed in inspecting them that she forgot her manners until Shinso gently nudged her with his elbow.
“Oh! Thank you!”
“Bye-bye now!” the woman trilled, waving as the three of them turned around. Eri fished out a candy from her bucket while walking back down to the sidewalk between the two teenagers; it was some wrapped taffy. The image on the wrapper made her mouth water, prompting her to stop and open it up. She popped it into her mouth, then released a satisfied “mmm” as the succulent taste of cherry burst over her tongue. She chomped on the chewy candy for several minutes, turning it into a gum under her teeth, while Izuku and Shinso smiled amusedly down at her.
“So, would you like to go get some more candy, Eri?” Shinso asked. Reminded of what the night was for, Eri nodded emphatically and hurriedly scooped up her candy bucket. She still chewed on the taffy as she took off running for the next house, here fairy wings bouncing on her back with every feverish step. She had to get lots and lots of candy so she could share it with everyone when she got back!
Enjoy this oneshot? Feel free to peruse my Table of Contents!
There's Numerous Chainsaws In My Pocket Right Now
by tux77
Suddenly the events crash into Izuku at full force. He fights the urge to puke his guts out. Again.
He really shouldn't have done that.
“You're… you're a Meta.”
Izuku has a handy-dandy dimensional storage Quirk, except, unbeknownst to him… that's not all there is to it. In the midst of the Quirk wars, Izuku finds he has a knack for the art of invention, but in a crushing turn of events, accidentally finds himself 323 years in the future, promptly scaring the ever-loving shit out of a homeless man with an interesting taste in fashion.
After all, what's more terrifying than an inventor with dimensional storage? That's right. Absolutely nothing.
Oh, wait… maybe he's scared because of… yeah. It's probably that. Never mind.
Words: 631, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
Categories: Gen
Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Sensei | All For One, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Class 1-A, Nedzu, League of Villains
Relationships: Midoriya Inko & Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku & Original Character(s), Midoriya Izuku & Sensei | All For One, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku & Nedzu, Class 1-A & Midoriya Izuku, League of Villains & Midoriya Izuku
Additional Tags: Blood and Gore, Explicit Language, War, Riots, Midoriya Izuku Has a Quirk, BAMF Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku Does Not Have One for All Quirk, Alternate Universe - Time Travel, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Sensei | All For One Being an Asshole, Dadzawa - An Aizawa Shota Zine, Protective Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Vigilante Midoriya Izuku, Quirk Discrimination, Police Brutality, Midoriya Izuku is a Dork, Midoriya Izuku is a Little Shit, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, no beta we die like men, Alternate Title: I listen to the Dark Souls soundtrack as I rip cannon to pieces, Inventor Midoriya Izuku
The heart-pounding love story and showstopping fashion line from highly-acclaimed photographer, Midoriya Izuku and model extraordinaire, Todoroki Shouto: TDDK Style!
This is the carefully crafted tale of child model Todoroki Shouto breaking away from his father and finding himself through the help of aspiring photographer, Midoriya Izuku. Together, they have accomplished great deeds such as creating a clothing line suited for all and building a way for children to find beauty in themselves.
Experience the story for yourself and view our zine for free right now! With nearly 200 pages of love-driven content, you can discover the TodoDeku story in all its wondrous detail!
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Time to get a closer look at our beautiful ita bag!! 💚It's the perfect display for your pin and charm collection.
The bag features a front window with a double-sided, book-themed insert, a printed border, and full printing on the back with a bookish design you can take with you anywhere.
The insert is tucked safely into its own pocket to keep your pins safe, while also keeping everything else you need inside the bag nice and secure within a separate pocket. There’s a bonus pocket for anything you might need to tuck away! ✨
The last chapter gave me too many feels and now I don’t know what to do w myself and all my feelings for BAKA-gou lets face it he can be such a baka sometimes :-(
If you haven’t given Boku no Hero Academia a read just yet, you should bec omg it’s sooo goooooooood!!! 10/10 recommend!!! :-)))
things i learned from answering this: i guess i didn’t write that much fic this year? at the very least, i didn’t publish much.
list of my fics i mentioned:
Flare Signal (BNHA), a wip longfic wherein Izuku is a villain, but he wants to be a hero. More Than Friends (PJO), a “wip” two part fic about classic PJO tropes!these old bones (VLD), a completed one-shot exploring Keith, told in three parts.what if this storm ends (and i don’t see you as you are now, ever again) (VLD), a short one-shot after Shiro’s breakup, when he is comforted by Keith.
1. favorite fic you wrote this year
Flare Signal, hands-down. i’m just having a good time!
2. least favorite fic you wrote this year
probably More Than Friends. i just didn’t execute it well!
3. favorite line/scene you wrote this year
tbh i debated about answering this bc it’s not published yet (spoilers for FS!):
“I may not be a hero,” Izuku said lowly, limping forward, “but I refuse to die a villain.”
4. total number of words you wrote this year
tbh i don’t know bc a mix of projects and wips and stuff. but about 90-100k!
5. most popular fic this year
according to ao3, ruins with 6,622 hits this year, closely followed by Flare Signal with 6,613 hits!
6. least popular fic this year
these old bones, with 402 hits this year
7. longest completed fic you wrote this year
complete?? maybe 3k, these old bones.
8. shortest completed fic you wrote this year
it’s probably an ask fill/request from tumblr, which usually round out to anywhere from 1-2k. on ao3, it’s what if this storm ends (and i don’t see you as you are now, ever again)
9. longest wip of the year
Flare Signal for sure. right now it’s at 72k!
10. shortest wip of the year
More Than Friends...? technically it’s complete since each chapter is a standalone, but it’s a two-parter that i never really. wrote the second part. 3k.
11. fandom you enjoyed writing for the most this year
i’ve been popping the biggest bottles in bnha! i just think the world and the characters are a blast to play with.
12. favorite character to write about this year
izuku lmao, what’s new!
13. favorite writing song/artist/album of this year
probably Melodrama by Lorde, or kobasolo!
14. a fic you didn’t expect to write
like, all of them, i bet! Flare Signal again; it’s much longer than planned (i thought it was going to be 50k, and then i realized it was going to be 100k, and now i’ve just given up guessing, though i have all chapters planned.) i honestly didn’t even expect to be sucked into bnha but here we are.
15. something you learned this year
i have to give props to past!me for writing this question. good one. i think.... something i learned is that i’ve improved! and i’ve come a really, really long way. i’ve been writing since about 2012/2013, and for the past few years i’ve personally not noticed much change in my writing. but someone pointed out to me how much i’ve improved comparing one of my fics from around 2017 to my most recent wip, and it’s really gratifying to hear that and to make the realization that yeah, wow, i did improve.
16. fic(s) you completed this year
i don’t finish anything tbh but:
17. fics you’ll continue next year
Flare Signal is the only planned fic that will continue next year! my vld fics are on unofficial hiatus, and i’ve really just been focusing on fs right now.
18. current number of wips
last time it was like, 21. this time it’s gotta be at least 30. maybe. who knows!
19. any new fics to start next year
nothing set in stone! i’m playing with a couple bnha ideas in my head that i think would be fun, but i don’t know. we’ll see :D
20. number of comments you haven’t read
i’ve read all of them in my email and in my fic comment section! however, ao3′s official count is 439.
21. most memorable comment/review
this is only one of many but...
"This. Is. SPARTA!!! YEET"
I never thought I'd have those two phrases go through my kind at exactly the same time, yet here I am.
22. events you participated in this year
honestly? i have no sense of time and i don’t really remember like, when 2017 ended and when 2018 began writing-wise. i was in the wild fyre keith zine, which was in the works last year, i believe, but finished this year. invictus/paladin magazine. riordanverse zine. lancito! zine. i think that’s it! a lot of projects were really long, so.
23. fics you wanted to write but didn’t
plenty plenty as always. uhhh something called the “distance soulmate airport percabeth au” which is fun and ridiculous and i love it! a different mortal percabeth fic where they meet in a sleepy beach town by chance years after breaking up as high school sweethearts, and they solve mysteries as they fall back in love. and a time travel percabeth fic called step forward, step back!
and plenty more. but let’s stop here.
24. favorite fic you read this year
i can’t stop at one. i particularly enjoyed Yesterday Upon the Stair by PitViperofDoom, but also every bnha fic i bookmarked! good stuff. oh and classic PeaceHeather coming back to hit me with Rend and Rebuild for that good, good, good merlin & arthur fic.
25. a fic you read this year you would recommend everyone read
maybe by fandom?
bnha: could i but teach the hundredth part by terra_incognita on ao3.the penumbra podcast: Hyperion City, 5:30 AM by grantaire_dont_care on ao3.critical role: now seek the far horizon (sister, sail) by Attilavld: Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy by wingedflower
26. number of favorites/bookmarks you made this year
164!
27. favorite fanfic author of the year
hmm, don’t have one off the top of my head! maybe mysterytwin, writing for trollhunters.
28. longest fic you read this year
probably Yesterday Upon the Stair, a hefty 365k. delicious.
29. shortest fic you read this year
idk :( i read a lot of fic all the time!
30. favorite fandom to read fic from this year
bnha! like i said in the beginning, i just think it’s a lot of fun. and there’s some good dads, and some good whump. could use more whump.